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                                                                                                             against employees on the basis of sexual                                gender identity. The brief requests that the court
                                                                                                             orientation and gender identity is a form of sex                        now recognize that Texas state law provides
                                                       DallasVoice.com/Category/Instant-Tea                  discrimination prohibited by federal law.                               equivalent protections against discrimination in
                                                                                                                 The Bostock decision ruled on three separate                        the workplace.
                                                                                                             cases that were heard together at the Supreme                              Currently, Texas is one of 27 states that
    Michael Champion, aka Sable                        on the basis of religion and sex.                     Court. One of them, Altitude Express v. Zarda,                          does not have statewide employment, housing,
                                                           The rule impacts HHS-supported social             involved Dallas resident Donald Zarda.                                  or education non-discrimination statutes that
    Alexander, has died                                services ranging from foster care, adoption,
                            Entertainer and activist                                                             Sections of Title VII apply to analogous                            explicitly include sexual orientation and gender
                                                       HIV and STI prevention programs and refugee           provisions in the TCHRA. Last June, the U.S.                            identity. State Rep. Jessica Gonzalez is filing
                         Michael Champion, aka
                                                       assistance to programs for seniors and adults         Supreme Court ruled in Bostock that Title                               legislation in this session of the Legislature that
                         Sable Alexander, passed
                                                       and youth experiencing homelessness and               VII’s prohibition on sex discrimination includes                        addresses those issues.
                         away early Wednesday,
                                                       many other public health services. It was             discrimination based on sexual orientation or                                                                — David Taffet
                         Jan. 13 after a nearly
                                                       formally published on Monday, Jan. 12, and is
                         three-month-long battle
                                                       scheduled to take effect Feb. 11.
                         against COVID-19. We will
                         share details on services
                          when that information is
                                                           Sasha Buchert, senior attorney with Lambda
                                                       Legal, said on Friday, Jan. 8, that the new rule is
                                                                                                             █
                                                                                                                 pet of the week / BUMBLE
                                                       yet another blow in the Trump administration’s
    Michael Champion available.
                                                       “no-holds-barred and comprehensive assault on                                                                  Meet          due to his past, the SPCA of Texas would like to have everyone
                             Champion is survived
                                                       the health and well-being of LGBTQ people and                                                                  Bumble,       in the family come to the meet-and-greet so Bumble can see if
    by his husband, entertainer and activist Bill
                                                       everyone living with HIV, as well as on women,                                                                 a 9-year-     it’s a good fit for him – that includes doggie siblings, so bring
    Lindsey, aka Linze Serrell, and by a huge ex-                                                                                                                     old gentle    them along too! He is looking for a home with kids 12 and up;
                                                       religious minorities and limited English speakers.
    tended family of choice.                                                                                                                                          giant who     he doesn’t want to accidentally knock over any little ones just by
                                                                                         —Tammye Nash
                                    —Tammye Nash                                                                                                                      came to       turning around. Bumble is a total sweetheart and looking for a
                                                       HRC files brief in                                                                                             the SPCA      quiet home and friendly people to slobber all over. He is neutered
    Trump’s HHS issues new rule                        Tarrant County case                                                                                            of Texas      and up-to-date on all vaccinations. If you are a big dog lover and
                                                          Human Rights Campaign filed an amicus                                                                       through       you’re interested in adopting Bumble, please visit spca.org/adopt
    permitting discrimination                          brief in the case Tarrant County Community                                                                     a cruelty     to learn more.
                            The U.S. Department                                                                                                                       case. So
                                                       College v. Sims, which addresses the scope of
                         of Health and Human                                                                                                                          as you        In an effort to reduce the potential for spreading COVID-19, the
                                                       protections against discrimination for LGBTQ
                         Services on Thursday,                                                               might expect, Bumble is a little timid at times. He’s hoping to find   SPCA of Texas’ shelters, clinics, mobile adoption events and mobile
                                                       workers under Texas state law. The case is in
                         Jan. 7, announced a                                                                 a home where all 153 pounds of him can be loved and treasured.         wellness events remain closed to the public until further notice.
                                                       the Texas 5th Circuit Court of Appeals and was
                         new rule that will permit                                                           Bumble is a pretty chill guy and doesn’t need much — other than        Adoptions are available by appointment only. Adopters will
                                                       heard by a three-judge panel that included new-
                         social service agencies                                                             a big dog bed and love — but he will need a quieter place to live      need to submit an adoption inquiry form in order to begin the
                                                       ly-elected Justice Dennise Garcia on Jan. 13.
                         and providers that receive                                                          where there won’t be too much traffic. A single-family home with       tele-adoption process and schedule an appointment to complete
                                                          This is the first opportunity for a Texas state    a fenced-in yard would be perfect, but this lovable mastiff is also
                         HHS grant funding to                                                                                                                                       the adoption. Browse our available animals at spca.org/findapet
                                                       appeals court to interpret the Texas Commis-          happy to live in an apartment or town home, as long as there’s a       and visit spca.org/dogadopt to inquire about a dog or spca.org/
                         discriminate on the basis
                                                       sion on Human Relations Act after last sum-           quiet place for him to walk around. Bumble is super friendly, but,     catadopt to inquire about a cat.
    Sasha Buchert        of sexual orientation or
                                                       mer’s U.S. Supreme Court decision Bostock v.
                         gender identity, as well as
                                                       Clayton County that determined discrimination

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A weird                                          day for the Texas Lege
Pandemic and security threats                                                                                                                   session. This time, only new members
create highly restricted first day                                                                                                              were allowed a guest. So Rep. Jasmine
                                                                                                                                                Crockett, who is taking the seat former-
of the legislative session                                                                                                                      ly held by Mayor Eric Johnson, was the
DAVID TAFFET | Senior Staff Writer                                                                                                              only Dallas County representative with
taffet@dallasvoice.com                                                                                                                          visitors on the floor.
                                                                                                                                                   Usually, media has free run of the
                 afety guided the open-                                                                                                         House floor. This time, all journalists
                 ing session of the Texas                                                                                                       were seated in a specified section in the
                 Legislature on Tuesday,                                                                                                        balcony socially distanced sitting every
                 Jan. 12, with precautions                                                                                                      other chair. Not more than 20 reporters
                 taken against the corona-                                                                                                      sat in the section, and one pool video
                 virus as well as against                                                                                                       camera supplied TV footage to news sta-
                 threats from right-wing                                                                                                        tions throughout the state.
                 groups supporting Pres-                                                                                                           Only one session was held. Normally
                 ident Trump. No one is                                                                                                         a morning session ends with the election
allowed into the House of Representa-                                                                                                           of Speaker of the House, followed by the
tives without a rapid COVID-19 test, and                                                                                                        appointment of a committee to announce
hundreds of state police are patrolling                                                                                                         to the Senate that the House is ready to
the Capitol.                                                                                                                                    conduct business. That is usually fol-
   The first sign anything was different                                                                                                        lowed by an afternoon session where the
than from a week prior, when a mob of                                                                                                           governor speaks.
Trump extremists attacked the U.S. Cap-                                                                                                            This year, tradition was out the win-
itol during a joint session of Congress,                                                                                                        dow. Only one short session was held.
was how many state police were walk-          The LGBT Legislative Caucus, from left, Reps. Celia Israel, Julie Johnson, Ann Johnson,              Rep. Dade Phelan, R-Beaumont, was
ing around the Capitol grounds. Inside        Mary Gonzalez, Erin Zwiener and Jessica Gonzalez. (David Taffet/Dallas Voice)                     nominated as Speaker of the House. Rep.
the state Capitol building, there were                                                                                                          Nicole Collier, a Black Tarrant Coun-
hundreds more.                                tion for abuse of power, spoke at the Jan.        going into the House chamber had taken          ty Democrat, who said that Phelan had
   On Monday, the officers were just          6 rally in D.C. before Trump. Speakers            a coronavirus rapid test and everyone           co-sponsored a bill of hers during her
getting to know the maze of hallways          on the state Legislature’s steps also cit-        wore masks, others felt safe to welcome         freshman term that would have helped
in the Capitol building, and rather than      ed Paxton’s lawsuit to throw out votes in         visitors into their offices.                    Texans who lost their health insurance,
patrolling as an intimidating force, they     the presidential election in Pennsylvania.           Greetings in the hall were mostly ten-       seconded. Several other reps seconded
were as friendly as any tourist walk-         That suit was thrown out of court.                tative. But when I saw Rep. Mary Gon-           without delivering speeches, includ-
ing through our awe-inspiring Capitol            On Tuesday, several dozen protestors           zalez, the founding member of the LGBT          ing Rep. Erin Zwiener, D-Driftwood, a
building for the first time. Especially       from a group called the Texas Freedom             Legislative Caucus, she opened her              founding member of the LGBT Legisla-
confusing is the underground legislative      Coalition gathered outside the north en-          arms and gave me a virtual hug from a           tive Caucus.
office extension under the north Capitol      trance to the Capitol, calling for an end to      distance. We talked a minute, and I told           All members of the Texas House vote
grounds. In several cases, I gave officers    coronavirus restrictions. They wanted no          her I had my vaccine and booster. (I’m          for House speaker rather than just mem-
directions.                                   mandatory masks, no occupancy restric-            participating in a clinical trial for the As-   bers of the majority party as happens in
   On Tuesday, as all but a few legislators   tions for restaurants and the opening of          traZeneca vaccine that’s already been ap-       Washington. Of the 150 members, 143
arrived for the opening session, Repub-       bars. Tougher restrictions are about to go        proved in several countries).                   voted for Phelan, and two voted no. The
lican and Democratic lawmakers alike          into effect in parts of the state where 15           “And I had coronavirus,” she replied.        others were absent, including one who
repeatedly greeted the troops filling the     percent or more of hospitalizations are              So we gave each other the only actual        resigned.
hallways, thanking them for being there.      for COVID for seven consecutive days              hug I saw during my stay in Austin, and            As Phelan addressed the House, he
Both sides were united, agreeing there        or more.                                          because it was out in a main hallway, we        showed he has a sense of humor: “To my
would be no repeat in Austin of what             None of these protestors entered the           did get some horrified looks.                   six brothers and sisters,” he said, “I am
happened Jan. 6 in D.C.                       Capitol to lobby their representatives               Dallas City Councilman Omar Nar-             honestly Mom and Dad’s favorite now.”
   Protests are a traditional part of the     and senators because everyone entering            vaez was in Austin as the sole repre-              While he said his agenda is protect-
opening of the Texas Legislature. This        the building is required to wear a mask           sentative of the city. He described the         ing the public health and balancing the
year, though, I saw only two. On Mon-         at all times.                                     opening session as “watching a Zoom             budget without hurting working fami-
day, a small group gathered to press for         Inside the Capitol, different represen-        meeting but in person.”                         lies, Phelan joked that it took a pandemic
the impeachment of Texas Attorney Gen-        tatives took different approaches to vis-            Movement around the House floor              for us to “finally figure out how to sell
eral Ken Paxton for his part in inciting      itors. To protect their staffs, some kept         was forbidden except by an individu-            a margarita to go.” Look for that to be-
the insurrection in Washington.               their doors locked, allowing no one to            al who had to go up to the podium to            come permanent during this session.
   Paxton, already indicted on federal        enter. Some took visitors by appoint-             speak. Normally, House members are                 Phelan also mentioned streamlining
fraud charges and now under investiga-        ment only. But since everyone who was             allowed a guest on the floor for opening
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Art
                                                                                            had told was huge, and those lies were        truth, reality and morality are also being
                                                                                            being called ‘alternate facts.’ Alternate     divided.
                                                                                            facts? Lies! Call them lies!”                    “I feared for my equality. I feared for
                                                                                               Curtin said he was “outraged” that         my safety,” Curtin continued. “I feared
                                                                                            Trump was not being called out more           that a virus, now weaponized, would

illuminating life
                                                                                            adamantly for his lies, that he was not       kill me, my partner and his 94-year-old
                                                                                            being held accountable for his lies. “Why     Mother that lives with us, just because
                                                                                            is this happening?” he wanted to know.        people believed ‘their rights’ and ‘their
                                                                                            “What has happened to truth?                  freedoms’ were more important — be-
                                                                                                                                          cause they had Jesus and Donald Trump
                                                                                                                                          on their side.”
Richard Curtin’s painting                                                                                                                    Curtin admitted, “I haven’t had this
                                                                                                                                          much fear since the AIDS crisis in the
started out as commentary on                                                                                                              ’80s, when Ronald Reagan’s apathy
the Trump administration’s lies                                                                                                           toward gay men and the AIDS crisis
about COVID-19; Jan. 6 gave it                                                                                                            caused more death and created apathy
                                                                                                                                          and stalled awareness and treatment.
new meaning                                                                                                                                  The COVID-19, 2020 exhibit came
                                                                                                                                          down in November. But Trump’s “lies
TAMMYE NASH | Managing Editor                                                                                                             and his ‘alternate facts’ continued as-
nash@dallasvoice.com                                                                                                                      saulting us every day,” Curtin said. “The
                                                                                                                                          election has come and gone and the lies
                   arly last summer,                                                                                                      have gotten greater, more harmful and
                   when COVID-19 was                                                                                                      more egregious. But [the support from
                   still a “new” thing,                                                                                                   Trump] hasn’t faltered either, and my
                   artist Richard D. Cur-                                                                                                 sadness about his support has grown
                   tin, formerly of Dallas,                                                                                               deeper.
                   was invited by Chunk-                                                                                                     “My own family is divided,” he said.
                   ArtsStudio & Gallery                                                                                                   “I have a brother completely devoted
                   host and founder Lori                                                                                                  to Donald Trump. And the virus has
Griffin to participate in “a unique exhi-                                                                                                 marched on and into my family. My old-
bition/installation” to be featured in the                                                                                                est brother, living in Dearborn, Mich.,
Fort Stockton gallery. It was to be a 3D                                                                                                  contracted the virus just before Christ-
installation called Covid-19 2020.                                                                                                        mas. Fevers and extreme headaches —
   Starting Aug. 18, the public was able to                                                                                               the virus moved into his lungs, and he
see the 3D installation at any time by go-                                                                                                moved into the hospital for treatment
ing to the venue, at 107 W. 1st St. in Fort                                                                                               where he works. He was moved to CCU
Stockton and viewing pieces through                                                                                                       and talks began to move him to ICU and
the windows at any time. Also starting                                                                                                    put him on a ventilator. He was not ven-
on Aug. 18, pieces were added weekly          ning from 6-8 p.m. They agreed to photo-         Trump needed to be called out, and         tilated though and began to improve on
until the one-time walk-through open-         graph their work every after 15 minutes,      Curtin decided that his painting would        anti-virals and steroids.”
ing on Sept. 4. The exhibit included Cur-     after one hour and after two hours when       do just that. So he created a painting that      As his brother fought for his life thou-
tin’s work — “This is their new Hoax,”        the work was finished. They then shared       showed the White House in flames, sur-        sands of miles away, Curtin said he was
a 60-inch-by-65-inch latex and acrylic        their photos with each other via a Face-      rounded by Trump’s lies.                      struck by “how helpless I was. I could
painting on canvas.                           book group page.                                 Then, at the September opening of the      offer nothing — very little support, ex-
   “In July, my response as an artist to         Thus was born The Quarentini Paint-        Covid-19, 2020 exhibit, Curtin’s work         cept to answer the phone and talk to him
Covid-19, initially, was that Donald J.       ers, a group that started with five and is    evolved, and he documented that evolu-        — a 60-year-old man with no underlying
Trump was a liar,” Curtin said. “He lied      still painting together. Now, Curtin said,    tion on video.                                conditions, an avid bike rider, now fac-
about all of it. He had weaponized the        the group has “a couple of dozen people”         “My name is Richard Curtin,” he be-        ing possible death.
truth since March.”                           following it, and the group is growing.       gan. “I believe in science. I believe in         “He was scared. I was scared,” he said.
   His painting for the exhibit expressed        “As a gay artist, I approach many of       truth. And Donald Trump has blood on          “My brother and I are a lot alike — built
that belief.                                  the topics with that in mind, portraits       his hands!” Then he turned, dipped his        the same and have our mother’s weakest
   Curtain had, from the beginning,           of my partner, drag queens — my main          hands in red paint and “assaulted my          organ, our lungs! I am scared — scared
taken the pandemic very seriously. “I         focus for portraits — our animals and,        painting with my blood-stained hands,         of losing him, scared of the virus that
made a decision very early that my fam-       in general, my life,” Curtin explained.       leaving behind my blood-red hand              would most likely kill me. I have under-
ily would obey all guidelines. All social     “I feel it so important as not only a gay     prints on the fire-engulfed White House       lying conditions that will make the virus
distancing requirements, mask wearing,        artist, but as a gay Dallasite, a gay Texan   painting. The new title? ‘Donald Trump        hurt me greatly.
stay at home orders and, just plain and       that our collective voices be heard, even     has blood on his hands.’                         And where is the government? Too
simple, quarantined living.”                  through art.                                     “Just like the installation has evolved    busy allowing a demi-god to lie to us and
   When the shut down started, Cur-              “We are being attacked every day by        and grown, so has my painting,” he said.      golf! Where are the vaccines? His inept-
tin said, he would meet virtually with        [the Trump] administration,” he contin-       “How many people have to die for this         ness has damaged the vaccine roll-out.
a group of artists he had been painting       ued. “And lies hurt us all! In July 2020,     administration to care? How about the         Donald J. Trump continues to fail ALL of
with every Tuesday and Thursday eve-          the number of lies that Donald J. Trump       GOP? We continue to be divided because                                      ART, Next Page

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the American people, and he continues                                     That attack —     or updating the legal code. The only Caucus, filed a bill to stop reparative
to fail as POTUS! Why doesn’t everyone                                  being called in-    portion of the code that the legislators therapy — commonly called anti-gay
see it? Why?”                                                           surrection and an   routinely omit from their biennial up- conversion therapy — from being used
   Even after losing his bid for re-elec-                               attempted coup      dates is Section 21.06, the state’s sodomy on minors. Last session, the bill had a
tion, Trump continued to lie, spread-                                   — suddenly gave     law that was declared unconstitution- hearing. Israel hopes to move it to the
ing baseless conspiracy theories that                                   new      meaning    al almost 20 years ago. This may be the floor this session.
the election was “stolen” from him. He                                  to the painting     session that the discriminatory wording             Mary Gonzalez filed her “Romeo and
went so far as to call the Georgia Secre-                               Curtin had com-     will be removed from the books.                  Juliet bill” that would equalize penalties
tary of State, demanding that the man, a                                pleted    months       Finally, Gov. Greg Abbott spoke, and for sex with a minor, which are currently
Republican, “find” the 11,000-plus votes                                before: “Now my     his speech was surprisingly short. He more severe for a same-sex couple than
necessary for Trump to have won that           Richard Curtain         painting conveys     thanked law enforcement and spoke an opposite-sex couple.
state.                                         even more truth: The White House is          about the freedoms offered by the U.S.              Both Phelan and Abbott were optimis-
   Trump even encouraged his most ex-          covered with blood. Five people. Don-        and Texas constitutions as well as getting tic about having a successful session and
tremist supporters to gather in Washing-       ald Trump has more blood on his hands,       Texans back to work. “Now,
ton, D.C., on Jan. 6, the day Congress         and he continues to lie. How is this hap-    more than ever,” he said, “the
was set to meet in a joint session to          pening? How are we ALL not appalled?         U.S. needs Texas to succeed.”
count once again the Electoral College         How can any of this be supported?               Freshman Rep. Ann John-
votes and certify Joe Biden’s win. And            “It is time [Trump] is held accountable   son, a lesbian elected in No-
on the morning of Jan. 6, Trump —              — not only to him, but his supporters.       vember to serve a district
along with his son, Donald Jr., lawyer         The insurrectionists must be found and       that includes the Montrose
Rudy Giuliani and U.S. Rep. Madison            held accountable. The White House is         neighborhood in Houston and
Cawthorne of North Carolina — spoke            on fire, and Donald Trump has blood on       who is the newest member of
at a rally, basically inciting those follow-   his hands! Again!”                           the LGBT Legislative caucus,
ers to attack Congress in an effort to stop       But there is hope. Curtin said his        called this a “wonderful start
the certification of the vote. Five people,    brother is home from the hospital, and       in a unique and historic time.”
including Capitol Police Officer Brian         while he continues to have to be on oxy-     She said she loved being part
Sicknick, were killed that day. A second       gen and a simple walk to the bathroom        of the caucus, and, now that
Capitol Police officer committed suicide       leaves him exhausted, he is alive, and he    she’s been sworn in, she will
days later.                                    is healing. Vaccines against COVID-19        sign on to the omnibus non-
   “The attack on our Capital was not a        are being administered. A new president      discrimination bill Rep. Jes-
surprise. I knew it was coming,” Cur-          and vice president — the first woman         sica Gonzalez, D-Dallas, was
                                                                                                                               State police protecting the Capitol (David Taffet/Dallas Voice)
tin said. “I am angry! I am sad! Trump         VP — will be inaugurated on Jan. 20.         about to file.
continues to take no responsibility, and       Georgia voters have sent two new sen-           Until committee assignments are cited last session’s accomplishments es-
none is given to him by Republicans!           ators to Washington, putting the Senate      made in about a week, legislators will pecially in funding Texas public schools.
That is an outrage! What happened on           in the hands of Democrats.                   meet to decide on House rules and will Little got done in the 2017 session, which
Jan. 6, 2021, was treason, unAmerican,            “Finally, we will see an administration   have plenty of time to file bills.               was mired down debating bathroom
and anyone that has an argument de-            that looks like our community — di-             Zwiener said she filed legislation re- bills. That ended when Rep. Julie John-
fending it needs to be held accountable        verse,” Curtain said. “I hope we will        lating to marijuana decriminalization. son, D-Dallas, a founding member of the
as well, including Ted Cruz. He must be        soon see a renewed interest in learning      Crockett said she was also concerned LGBT Legislative Caucus, defeated Rep.
forced to resign. After all, Al Franken re-    and higher education, but most of all        with removing pot from the list of con- Matt Rinaldi, the author and a major
signed over a photograph.                      I hope for a day of renewed morality         trolled substances and would work on proponent of the bathroom bill.
   “When will the hypocrisy end? Hy-           where ‘alternate facts’ are just called      criminal justice reform.                            Johnson said she was optimistic about
pocrisy — the theme of the last four           lies, and wheretruth is vital and, once         Rep. Celia Israel, D-Austin, a found- this being a successful session, which got
years.”                                        again, will set us free.” 		             █   ing member of the LGBT Legislative off to a good bipartisan start.                              █

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J. Denton Bricker, Joey Cassiano, Jesus Chairez, Alicia Chang,
D’Anne Witowski, Lawrence Ferber, Hardy Haberman,                             ednesday, Jan. 6, 2021, started                                   don’t fight   a result of this despicable act, all while
Scott Huffman, Lisa Keen, Mark Lowry, Steven Monacelli,                       out the same as any other day                                     like Hell,    our own citizens took selfies, put their
Cassie Nova, Josh Robbins, Mikey Rox, Howard Lewis Russell,                   for me: Starbucks, a virtual                                      you’re        feet on desks, broke mirrors and general-
James Russell, Terri Schlichenmeyer, Leslie McMurray,
Mathew Shaw, Brandi Amara Skyy, Mark Stokes, Jef Tingley,
                                                                 meeting with my staff to discuss the day                                       not going     ly behaved like unruly children.
Casey Williams                                                   and then a few client calls. I was catch-                                      to have a        These citizens are traitors and terror-
                                                                 ing snippets of the news throughout the                                        country       ists for this behavior.
advertising                                                      day on NPR because I had been follow-                                          anymore.”        Thankfully, few if any of these insur-
Chad Mantooth Advertising Director 131        █

Stephen Mobley MarketPlace Sales 123          █                  ing, with a growing unease, the stories of                                     That and,     rectionists were smart enough to leave
National Advertising Representative                              potential violence planned at the Capitol                                      “So we’re     their cell phones at home. And this bit of
Rivendell Media Inc. 908-232-2021                                by radical right-wing supporters of Pres-      going to, we’re going to walk down            knowledge helped to lessen the sinking
art                                                              ident Donald Trump.
                                                                    Trump, with his infinite penchant for
                                                                                                                Pennsylvania Avenue — I love Penn-
                                                                                                                sylvania Avenue — and we’re going to
                                                                                                                                                              feeling in my stomach, because I know
                                                                                                                                                              the Capitol has it’s own cellular infra-
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                                                                 petty delusion, had organized a “Stop The      the Capitol, and we’re going to try and       structure and its own WiFi network.
multimedia                                                       Steal” rally to coincide with the counting     give… The Democrats are hopeless.                Because there is a vast underground
Stephen Mobley Social Media Director              █
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Brian Kennedy Video Producer                                     of the Electoral College votes in protest of   They’re never voting for anything, not        complex below the Capitol, cellular sig-
Israel Luna Video Producer/DVtv host                             the certification of Joseph R. Biden as the    even one vote. But we’re going to try and     nals do not penetrate well, so the gov-
Brad Pritchett DVtv Host                                         next president of the United States.           give our Republicans, the weak ones,          ernment augments this with their own
Brandi Amara Skyy DVtv Host                                         This rally was the culmination of           because the strong ones don’t need any        equipment and then connect directly to
Regina Lyn DVtv Host
                                                                 months of lies regarding the outcome of        of our help, we’re going to try and give      the cell providers with a hard line. All
circulation                                                      the election, lies peddled to Trump sup-       them the kind of pride and boldness that      devices in range of the Capitol’s cellular
Linda Depriter Circulation Director 120   █
                                                                 porters by the president himself, conser-      they need to take back our country.”          network connect automatically and are
founders                                                         vative media and GOP politicians like             We all know what happened next.            logged. Anyone in or near the building
Robert Moore Don Ritz
                █
                                                                 our very own Sen. Ted Cruz. It also came          Trump supporters, many of them on a        at the time would be in the logs, and it
affiliations/memberships                                         on the heels of a very illegal call that the   mission to find and kidnap or kill law-       is a simple matter for the government to
Associated Press - Associate Member                              president made to the Georgia Secretary        makers, stormed the Capitol. They over-       get those records from the providers.
National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association                 of State, attempting to browbeat him into      whelmed the understaffed police pres-            In addition to that, WiFi networks to-
Certified LGBT Business Enterprise                               “finding” additional votes in a heinous,       ence and roamed the halls of the Capitol      day have location analytics built into
Founding Member - North Texas LGBT Chamber
Founding Member - National LGBT Media Association
                                                                 desperate effort to steal the election from    for hours until sunset. These homegrown       them which use WiFi Triangulation and
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Fit for a                                                                                                                                     LIFE+STYLE

queen
Artifacts from the tomb of
                                                                                                                                                                          art

Nefertari on exhibit at Kimbell
Museum

DAVID TAFFET | Senior Staff Writer
taffet@dallasvoice.com

Q
           ueen Nefertari’s Egypt, now on
           display at the Kimbell Museum
           in Fort Worth, explores the role
            of women in the New King-
dom — and that role is surprising for
a society that existed more than 3,000
years ago.
   Under Egyptian law then, wom-
en were considered equal. Through                                                                                                        drums were among the instruments
artifacts that are surprisingly well                                                                                                     used in religious music.
preserved, we learn that women were                                                                                                        One of the most surprising artifacts
allowed to own property, own business-                                                                                                   on display is a pair of sandals made of
es and bring cases to court. In Texas, a                                                                                                 woven palm leaves was found in the
woman couldn’t own property without                                                                                                      tomb. They’re a woman’s U.S. size 9 and
her husband’s permission well into the                                                                                                   compatible in size to the pair of pre-
1970s.                                                                                                                                   served knees found.
   And Egyptian women in the New                                                                                                           Although researchers can’t be sure,
Kingdom could serve as temple priest-                                                                                                    the style of sandal indicates they may
esses, something still denied women in                                                                                                   have belonged to Nefertari herself. On
many denominations today.                                                                                                                one drawing in the tomb is a picture of
   Of course, although women in ancient                                                                                                  the queen wearing a similar pair.
Egypt could do these things, their role                                                                                                    Nefertari was an educated women
more often was to run the house and                                                        Goddess Mut, above, Sarcophogus, left and     who could read and write the system of
                                                                                           Stela above right                             hieroglyphics used in ancient Egyptian.
raise the kids. While women were
considered equal under law, pharaohs                                                       ty, agriculture and the afterlife.            That’s more of a feat that just learning
married multiple wives to ensure                                                              The treasures exhibited come from the      an alphabet. Hieroglyphs are a com-
having heirs and a successor as well as                                                    upper antechamber and the lower burial        plicated system of writing using more
a symbol of their wealth. Royal women                                                      chamber. The items were placed in the         than 1,000 symbols. Some of those signs
lived separately in the Royal Women’s                                                      tomb for Nefertari to use in the afterlife.   had multiple meanings and could either
Palace.                                                                                    That included jewelry, furniture, 34          stand for a sound or for an entire word.
   Nefertari, which means “beautiful                                                       wooden shabtis, oils, a pair of mummi-        An example shown in the exhibit is the
companion,” was the favorite wife             hieroglyphs and artifacts also shed light    fied knees and a granite sarcophogus.         owl, which could either be the bird or it
of King Ramesses II, who ruled from           on daily life during this prosperous            Jewelry was made from a variety of         could be the letter M.
1279-1213 BCE. Little was known about         period of Egyptian life.                     materials, everything from precious             The final room in the exhibit is a
Nefertari until the early 1900s when her         Pharaohs were considered incarna-         stones and gold to shells and earthen-        display of sarcophagi. Inside the outer
tomb was discovered. Artifacts dis-           tions of the son of Ra, the sun god, and     ware. Women wore jewelry to show              granite coffin is a wooden coffin that en-
played in this exhibit including stella,      only living on earth temporarily. During     status and to protect them from evil.         cases the mummy on a wooden board.
statues, sarcophagi, jewelry and more         their lives, they built temples to the          Shabtis are funerary figurines used        After more than 3,000 years, it was fas-
come from the Museo Egizio in Turin,          gods and monuments to immortalize            throughout Egyptian history that were         cinating to see the stone enclosure and
Italy, whose director in 1904 discovered      themselves as they became gods in the        placed in tombs to act as servants for the    the wooden case to be so well preserved
the tomb.                                     afterlife. Their queens were buried in       dead. Although the collection of 34 shab-     and still vibrantly colored.               █

   The reign of Ramesses II was during        the Valley of the Queens.                    ti found with Nefertari is an impressive        Queen Nefertari’s Egypt is on display at
Egypt’s most prosperous period, and              On exhibit is a model of Nefertari’s      collection, there were probably originally    the Kimbell Museum, 3333 Camp Bowie
Ramesses II was the most prolific             tomb built shortly after the actual tomb     hundreds, as found in other tombs.            Blvd., Fort Worth on Tuesday-Sunday.
builder in Egyptian history. The queen’s      was discovered. Extensive paintings             A collection of musical instruments        Tickets are $18. The museum isn’t doing
elaborate tomb was designed to help           throughout the tomb illustrate the           found in the tomb give an idea of how         timed entry but is limiting the number of
guide his beloved queen through the           queen’s journey as she would work her        music was part of the life of the Egyp-       people who can enter at a time. The exhibit
netherworld and into the afterlife. But       way to be with Osiris, the god of fertili-   tian people. A harp, lute, cymbals and        continues through March 14.

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or, as in the new audiobook Raising            neutrality, but strangers and even other
Them by Kyl Myers, do you mind not             parents were a challenge — and were
knowing for a few years?                       nonetheless challenged to open their
   Long before she ever became a moth-         minds.
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parenting.”                                    It’s intriguing, but exhausting, too
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was somewhat of an activist. So she was        precious by half, and the cute-Zoomer
pretty well-versed on a subject that asks      tales wear thin after a (very, very short)
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on the chromosomes of an infant when              And yet, the idea of giving your
physical, often intimate, body parts           child time to know themself is intrigu-
have nothing to do with simply being           ing. Still, author Kyl Myers should be
a child. Once Myers was pregnant, this         commended for not throwing in the
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decided to raise their child gender-free.      expect.
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ty of determined pre-planning: Myers           thought, and while it’s not for everyone,
would deny knowledge of the baby’s             it’s a compelling enough idea to stick in
gender to anyone who didn’t absolutely,        your mind like glue. You’ll be con-
genuinely need to know. That meant             vinced that it’s worth a try, even if only
restricting diaper-duty, and it meant          sometimes.
four grandparents who wouldn’t know               And this: If you can’t rest without
their grandchild’s gender until the child      knowing, Myers drops hints to soothe
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   Once Zoomer Coyote entered the              the end of this story. No, this is a web-
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scoop

Ask Howard
                                                                                                      Your dear Howard here has, to date,             “Set a beggar on horseback and he’ll ride to
                                                                                                   breathed lungs of oxygen now through three         the Devil.” Look closer — whaddya think the
                                                                                                   of America’s historically sharpest and cruel-      real reason is for L’Orange not attending the
                                                                                                   est course-changes: In my cradle, the take-        inaugural?
How to do the wrong thing right                                                                    away from Kennedy’s ’63 assassination was,             Just take a deep breath, Mr. President:
                                                                                                   “Our country will never be innocent again;”        The jig’s up, Gutso.
   Lookie here, a new year! And a new-                                                             next, my takeaway from 9/11 was the adult-             That’s right, you powdered-up/puffed-up
ly-capsized world order, too! A muddied                                                             hood-sobering, “Hubris gets us every time!”       misogynistically-bigoted carnival-barking
mess is our tenuous republic; still, it’s hardly                                                      Why did just nobody see that coming?            racist, fascist, mob-baiting treasonous
Armageddon. We’ve been here before,                                                                   And then the takeaway from Rona’s deep-         buffoon! Yeah, let’s go for another great four
folks. No bottom’s too low that Trump won’t                                                           breath, 2020 aerial-plunge view, here at        in ’24 with that! (Just five more days, five
go: He simply doesn’t give a flying fuck.                                                           middle-aged crest’s slide down: “Nothing          more days, five more days.) We wouldn’t
   Amidst swirling whirlpools of breaking                                                           will ever be certain anymore!”                    want you dying in office and martyred at this
news as my deadline loomed, Speaker of                                                                And now, as a cherry on top, Wednesday          late point, now would we, sir? Why, heav-
the House Pelosi, was frantically calling                                                          of last week detonated a fourth date I’ve          en’s-to-Betsy (Ross)!
our nation’s “Football Carrier” to block                                                           lived to never forget — whether originally             Exhale slowly. Donnie, let’s call down to
“unhinged” L’Orange accessing the nuclear                                                          intended as a lawful protest spiraled into         your head chef, Mickey D. Tell him to add
codes to prevent “distraction” from charges                                                        breaking-and-entering gone awry or whether         double-cheese tonight to your retirement Big
of inciting a violent mob attack the Capitol,                                                      a premeditated act of sedition intent on gov-      Mac. Oh, WTF — have him supersize the
whilst the House at large readies formal                                                              ernment sabotage — the truth is that Jan.       fries, too, long as you’re cheatin’! Hell, it’s
articles of impeachment — a second time                                                                     6, 2021, has forever now ossified its     not like Melania fucks you anymore anyhow,
around for His Trumpency.                                                                                   infamy on our collective conscious-       and certainly not after the Christmas present
   Meanwhile, a poker-faced President-elect                                                                ness for one reason only: This was the     you gave her this year — demoting her
Biden wafts serenely above any impeach-                                                                    date that the palace we stormed was        high-flying, luxe-life aboard Air Force One
ment’s “endorsement” stench, courtesy                                                                      our own.                                   back down again to that Brezhnev-era, cattle
of Twitter chivalrously (if belatedly) playing                                                             Nevertheless — and despite Saffron         car in the sky spray-painted gold! No doubt,
tarbaby for him by suspending Trump’s                                                                  Satan’s vilest sociopathic efforts to torch    it’ll soon be seized, regardless … along with
account permanently, forever, in continuum:                                                            our democratic republic’s every amend-         your tri-level penthouse oligarch’s pad on
“Dead man walking!”                                                                                 ment — come exactly high noon (Eastern            Fifth ... Mar-a-Lago, equally shuttered and
   One may ask, where does a man so                                                                  Daylight Time) on Jan. 20, 2021 — two            sold-off: Friendless, homeless and pok-
morbidly obese as Trump even summon the                                                              days following Martin Luther King Jr. Day —      ey-bound, all in one — let’s call it WINNING!
energy for such rancorous bellicosity and                                                          President Joseph R. Biden Jr. shall faithfully         What a titanic waste, too, it’s all been —
eternal sedition charges?                                                                          vow to upend (excuse me, my bad) uphold            and for nothing more than just a great big
   Perhaps L’Orange’s laudatory secret for                                                         the Constitution, majestically marking our         fairytale. But cheer up, bois & girlz — this
such robust rapaciousness lies within his                                                          successive U.S. Presidential Inaugura-             year ain’t last year. Something lost of old’s
mentality, or lack thereof. Swamp POTUS,           to Kamala” calendars are already taking day     tion (number 59!) for our new command-             come back again, reborn: It’s called HOPE!
after all, has a rather unctuous reputation        wagers, and our exiting President Swamp         er-in-chief (number 46!) via an oath admin-        Just keep wearing your masks, kids. Happier
for whistling past the graveyard. Only the         Thing promises to be (cross your fingers,       istered by Kamala Harris, his hand-chosen          days glimmer ahead!
ornamental facets of Trump’s job truly pique       kiddos!) a no-show.                             vice president (number 49!) of these, still,                               —Howard Lewis Russell
his narrow focus enough to ever elicit any            Yet his penultimate display of pettiness     mercifully United States.                              Howard rarely asks questions, he only
sort of even half-genuine stab at real mirth       shall not be without historical precedence,        As my glorious grandfather (1901—95)            answers them (hence the name of this col-
— trivialities such as pardoning the Thanks-       try though he might. Once again, per usual,     used to exuberantly smile through his one          umn); so, send your inquiry—about sex, love,
giving turkeys, and the discovery upon             our Oracle L’Orange tis a follower of rank      tooth still inhabiting his mouth, “Ain’t this a    kink-etiquette, queer history or presidential
his move into the Oval Office that he had          unoriginality. Fully three former presidents    grand country we live in?” It was.                 inaugurals—to AskHoward@dallasvoice.com
18 choices of curtains to select from: The         already beat Donnie Fatso to the MIA inau-         Indeed, despite all of L’Orange’s “achieve-     and he may answer it.
masquerades — anything nonfunctionally             gural-punch: Both the hierarchal Adams’         ments” amounting to little more than just
decorative — now, that’s his spiritual metier!     family ancients, for starters.                  shellacked, photo-op shit-shows, America
Golfing! Whenever the going gets tough, the
Boss has tees in his pockets ready to plunge
                                                      (Useless factoid: The senior Adams
                                                   infamously croaked on his cantankerous
                                                                                                   will be made great, again. Yes, in spite of the
                                                                                                   fact that, to the absolute surprise of literally    this week’s solution
into the fairway.                                  deathbed, “And that wily bastard, Jefferson,    no one, his sworn 100 million vaccines to be
   Flanking the here-be-dragons’ perim-            now even outlives me!” I’m of course para-      delivered by the end of December proved
eter obliviously surrounding Swampy,               phrasing here; but, the honest truth—which      but another inoculating “alternate truth”
Witch Rona and her newly mutant minion             traveled at slug-speed those days, same as      until, finally in the end, the true believers
variants now tally 4,000 new U.S. deaths,          now — was that, unbeknownst to seething         of President Fraudulence storm the U.S.
daily, across our central badlands’ purple         old Adams, Thomas Jefferson had actually        Capitol building itself seeking the truth.
mountains’ majesty and amber waves of              met Reaper Grimly the very same festering       Death and mayhem ensued, per usual, yet
opioid overdoses. Yet, it required storm-          summer’s day . . . just a few pitiful hours     L’Orange still chose to fart on laurel wreaths
ing the Capitol building, itself (homegrown        earlier. And on what date, exactly, did their   his flatulence of sour defeat, even as Biden
Americans at the gate!) for the nihilistic, Ted    hoary double-header with destiny’s Sickle       placed his hand atop the Holy Bible, sweep-
Cruz-led faction of shapeshifting Republican       Dreadful occur, children? ’Twas no less than    ing away forever the likes of old Frog-face
MAGA dementors to finally grasp that their         July 4, 1826! In an age minus automobiles,      Mitch and his pond-scum enablers; true,
bridge too-far — where nobody can hear             wire communications, medicine or even           Witch COVID still rampaged with a fever
even Mitch McConnell’s screams — had               lye-free soap, each of these filthy Founding    vengeance, but the presidency and both
putridly collapsed under the rot of their own      Fathers died separately ruing the other’s       congressional chambers were safely in the
primordial-oozed schemes.                          succeeding-immortality.)                        hands of sanity now, at last — albeit, a trifle
   And along this same gut-churning equiv-            Oh, and then there’s luckless Andrew         moribund — and they all, we Americans,
alency, it’s now official: 2020 was the worst      Johnson — now remembered, if at all, as not     lived ever after.
year for jobs since World War II. Where’s          only the accidentally-elevated clodhopper          “Don’t you mean “happily” ever after,
Trump, you say? Golfing! In the snow?              forced to fill holy Lincoln’s assassination     Uncle Howard?”
   In case you haven’t heard, kids, the            shoes, but also as the only president of the       Happily? Ha! Why, silly kids, if horse-thiev-
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