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Oxegen Line-up ‘11                                            All rights reserved. Any unauthorised reproduction and publication strictly prohibited.
                                                              Whilst every effort has been made to ensure all information contained in listings is correct,
                                                              MCD cannot take responsibility for errors or omissions. Line up may be subject to change.

                    Friday 8th July                            Saturday 9th July                                Sunday 10th July

Main Stage          The Black Eyed Peas, The Script,           Foo Fighters, Arctic Monkeys,                    Coldplay, Beyoncé, Slash,
                    My Chemical Romance, Weezer,               Beady Eye, Plan B,                               Manic Street Preachers,
                    All Time Low, The Blackout,                Two Door Cinema Club,                            Ke$ha, Ryan Sheridan,
                    Fun Lovin’ Criminals                       Jessie J, Big Country                            The Rubber Bandits

Vodafone Stage      The Strokes, Swedish House Mafia,          Deadmau5, Paolo Nutini,                          Pendulum, The National,
                    Tinie Tempah, The Saw Doctors,             Imelda May, Bruno Mars, Hurts,                   Jimmy Eat World, Friendly Fires,
                    House Of Pain, The Original Rude Boys,     British Sea Power, The Minutes                   Fight Like Apes, Royseven,
                    The Plea, Glen Call                        Alice Gold                                       Kanyu Tree

Heineken            Leftfield, Calvin Harris, Example,         Brandon Flowers, The Vaccines,                   Primal Scream, Chase and Status
                    Whipping Boy, Peter Hook & The Light,      Professor Green, The Pretty                      Crystal Castles, Odd Future
Green Spheres
                    Her Majesty & The Wolves,                  Reckless, Bressie, Cashier No.9,                 Wolf Gang Kill Them All, Ocean
                    The Riptide Movement,                      Fox Avenue, Little Green Cars,                   Colour Scene, The Saturdays,
                    Gypsies On The Autobahn                    Propaganda DJs                                   GROUPLOVE, Neon Trees

2fm Hot Press       Glasvegas, Noah & The Whale,               Eels, City And Colour, Mona,                     Bright Eyes, The Airborne Toxic
                    The Naked & Famous, Metronomy,             Miles Kane, Eliza Doolittle,                     Event, Jenny & Johnny, Patrick
Academy
                    Clare Maguire, Tame Impala,Keywest,        Kitty, Daisy & Lewis,                            Wolf, The Twilight Singers,
                    Cherri Bomb, Readers Wives, Madisun        Frankie & The Heartstrings,                      The Pierces, Bipolar Empire,
                                                               Braids, Sweet Jane,                              Brother, The Kapitals
                                                               Consumer Love Affair

Red Bull            Sven Vath, Tiga, The Shit Robot Show       The Bloody Beetroots live, Philth,               Afrojack, Crookers,
                    live, Justin Robertson, Maverick Sabre     Diplo, Steve Aoki, Retro/Grade,                  Fake Blood live, Alex Metric,
Electric Ballroom
                    live, Bitches With Wolves, Fenech-Soler    Psycatron, Anthony Remedy,                       Al Gibbs, TEED live
                    live, Colin Perkins, David Byrne           Freaks From Dublin,
                                                               Church + Gordo
Because You Never Know What
     s t i val                                                         You Might Forget...
   Fe ival
    Surv de                                                            • Loo Roll. The best festival    • Toothbrush, Toothpaste
      Gui                                                                currency: the truly              and Deodorant.
                                                                         desperate will trade just        A dodgy set of chops and
                                                                         about anything for a few         the smell of stale sweat
                                                                         clean sheets.                    will make condoms totally
                                                                                                          redundant.
                                                                       • Baby Wipes and Hand
                                                                         Cleansing Gel.                 • Sun Block. The sun can
A good festival should be one of the best experiences of                 Baby wipes are the festival      turn a crowd into a human
your life, but get it wrong and it can turn into a nightmare.            equivalent of a bath but for     barbecue, so bring plenty
                                                                         you hygienic types there are     of sun cream and keep
Fionn Davenport, music DJ, radio presenter and travel writer,            FREE showers at Oxegen!          lashing it on unless you like
has some tips to get you through, whether you’re a day tripper                                            being a human lobster.
or a happy camper…                                                     • Plasters. In case you trip
                                                                         over a tent rope or those      • Tickets. You’d be surprised.
                                                                         bargain wellies pinch at
                                                                                                        • Don’t bring... Umbrellas
                                                                         the heels.
                                                                                                          into the arena, gas, glass
                                                                       • Condoms. If you want             bottles, medication in
                                                                         to avoid life-changing           unmarked containers,
                                                                         conversations three months       gazebos, marquees or
                                                                         after the festival when the      animals, even if your kitty
                                                                         special love you made is but     can headbang!
                                                                         a lingering memory.

Insider Tip                        I always keep a cool little torch
                                   around my neck. You never
                                                                       conversation starter if you
                                                                       meet some people in need
                                                                                                        Sinister Pete
                                                                                                        Phantom FM
# 1                                know when it’ll come in handy
                                   and it’s a particularly good
                                                                       of light!
Looking Good?                                                        Transport

Dressing for festival high-        • Socks. Bring plenty. Wet        Keep your weekend hassle-          • Taking the Car. If you can’t
fashion will only give you           feet are crap.                  free; ditch the car and hop          live without your wheels
grief! This is no place for                                          on a bus. Fewer cars on the          for the weekend, car
your best clobber – think          • Sun Hat. Sunstroke is like
                                                                     roads means everyone gets to         parking is available at the
less catwalk and more                a really bad hangover and
                                                                     the festival faster and starts       concert site. Check out
weatherproof.                        the worst flu you’ll ever
                                                                     the weekend sooner!                  Oxegen.ie for car park
                                     get... at the same time.
                                                                                                          details and directions.
• Shades. To avoid squinting         Anything’ll do. (Except for a
                                                                     • Busing it? Dublin Bus and
  at the stage if it’s sunny and     jester’s hat, which will just                                      • Park ‘n’ Ride. There will
                                                                       Bus Éireann will be running
  to disguise the fact you           look stupid.)                                                        be a Park ‘n’ Ride facility at
                                                                       a return transfer service to
  haven’t slept in 24 hours.                                                                              Goffs (off Junction 8, N7).
                                   • Ladies – The Essentials:          Punchestown from Dublin
                                                                                                          Drive there or get dropped
                                     dry shampoo, waterproof           City Centre, check out www.
• Rain Poncho. Better than                                                                                off and you can get a FREE
                                     makeup or go barefaced,           dublinbus.ie or www.cie.ie
  the glorified bin liner they                                                                            shuttle bus to Oxegen!
                                     a bag that goes across            for details. And don’t forget
  (sometimes) give out at
                                     your body and a sense of          to book them in advance.         • Car Pool. You can pick
  the festival.
                                     humour, you’re not gonna                                             up a parking pass for
                                                                     • If you’re travelling from
• Something Warm. You                look your best so relax                                              free when you show four
                                                                       outside Dublin, Kelly
  might be hot during the day,       and enjoy!                                                           weekend camping tickets
                                                                       Travel and JJ Kavanagh
  but those nights can get                                                                                at any Ticketmaster
                                                                       will be running direct bus
  pretty chilly.                                                                                          outlet. So do your bit for
                                                                       services to Oxegen from
• Wellies. Regardless of                                                                                  the environment and save
                                                                       Cork, Tipperary, Limerick,
  weather reports these are                                                                               yourself 30 quid.
                                                                       Galway and more. Check
  essential festival footwear.                                         out www.kellytravel.ie and       • Exhaustion. Fatigue can
  Flip flops are just flops                                            www.jjkavanagh.ie for pick-        seriously affect your ability
  when it’s raining.                                                   up points and booking info.        to drive safely. Car parks

Insider Tip                        To blag your way backstage,
                                   carry a bag of oranges and
                                                                     the hell can you get fresh
                                                                     oranges on a festival site at a
                                                                                                        Fionn Davenport

# 2                                a hassled look: tell security
                                   that you should have gotten
                                                                     moment’s notice? Or be really
                                                                     good-looking and nonchalant.
                                   them hours before but where       I generally go with the oranges.
Hungry?

  will be open until 3pm on        hot shower and four walls.       Long gone are the days when      • 24 Hours. This year loads
  Monday this year, so go          And while you might feel         festival-goers’ only option        of food outlets will be open
  back to your tent for a nap      fine you could still be over     was a burger and chips.            around the clock including
  if you need it.                  the legal limit to drive. Your   Whether you’re a fan of            two 24 hour Centras.
                                   body gets rid of roughly         traditional Irish fare or have     Nothing makes drinking
• Behind the Wheel. If you’re
                                   one standard drink – that’s      more exotic tastes, you’ll         a disaster more than an
  used to a car, then a busy
                                   half a pint or a small glass     be spoilt for choice. Even         empty stomach so stock up.
  road isn’t the best place
                                   of wine or a pub measure         veggies and sweet teeth
  to try driving a campervan                                                                         • Dry Foods. Better
                                   of spirits – per hour. No        are catered for.
  for the first time. Get some                                                                         something that won’t go
                                   matter how badly you need
  practice first!                                                                                      off, get mushy or grow
                                   your duvet, do the maths         Whether bringing your own
                                                                                                       green stuff; so no meats,
• Breath-testing. Random           and if in doubt – wait it out.   food or indulging in festival
                                                                                                       bananas or cheese.
  tests are commonplace                                             fare remember to keep it
                                 • Special Needs. The special
  along the festival routes;                                        green and recycle your           • Cleaning Up. In a green-
                                   needs campsite has nearby
  failing one isn’t really a                                        rubbish.                           field site? Help keep
                                   parking available. For
  good way of celebrating                                                                              it that way. Clean up
                                   more information on the
  the weekend.                                                                                         after yourself and take
                                   facilities available contact
                                                                                                       everything with you –
• The Morning After the            specialneeds@oxegen.ie
                                                                                                       including your rubbish.
  Night Before. By festival        or call the Ticketmaster
  end you’ll be looking            Special Needs Hotline on
  forward to your own bed, a       0818 715 658.

Insider Tip                      Beaut.ie’s best festival tip
                                 picked up over the past couple
# 3                              of years is really simple, but
                                 so clever! Before you pitch
                                                                    bit: your dark mani will hide    Kirstie McDermot
                                                                    any dirt so no one will know
                                 your tent, paint your nails a                                       Beaut.ie
                                                                    that you could happily grow a
                                 dark shade. It’ll look chic,
                                                                    sack of spuds in the furrows
                                 sure, but here’s the smart
                                                                    beneath your nails.
Thirsty?

Of course most people will        • Pace Yourself. Drink water      • Hair of the Dog. It won’t        • Beer Goggles. Want a
have a drink – it’s all part of     or a soft drink every few         beat your hangover, it just        weekend to regret? Then
the festival atmosphere and         drinks. you’ll feel better,       prolongs the agony.                let the booze do the
alcohol can add to the fun by       look better and have a                                               chatting up for you.
                                                                    • The Secret to Sobering Up?
helping you relax.                  better chance of lasting
                                                                      Time. Yeah, time! Whether        • No Strange Mixers!
                                    the course!
                                                                      sitting in a tent or standing      Don’t accept a drink from
• Water. Bring as much of
                                  • Eat Something. Nothing            in a field, it’ll take roughly     a stranger or leave yours
  it as you can. Alcohol will
                                    will make drinking                two hours for your body            unattended – you never
  seriously dehydrate you
                                    a disaster more than an           to break down one pint of          know what you’re getting
  and even a clouded sun will
                                    empty stomach.                    booze. Nothing – not tea,          or what could have been
  make it worse.
                                    Eat before you drink.             energy drinks, burgers and         put in it.
• Drink at Least One Litre                                            chips or an ice cold shower
                                  • Wrecked? Getting drunk                                             • Go Online. There’s plenty
  Per Day. There are plenty                                           – can speed up this process.
                                    isn’t pretty or smart. You’ll                                        of info about drinking and
  of free top up taps, but do
                                    just wreck the weekend for                                           alcohol consumption at
  so at night – there can be
                                    your mates if they have                                              drinkaware.ie
  queues in the morning.
                                    to look after you when
• No Glass. The amount of           you’re the worse for wear.
  liquids confiscated at the        Remember: over-doing
  gates could quench the            it will do nothing for your
  thirst of a small town.           looks either – you’re drop-                     =          or         or
  Bring plastic containers          dead gorgeous until you
  and bottles (without lids).       drop down drunk.                           A glass of stout / lager / cider (284ml)
                                                                                   A small glass of wine (100ml)
                                                                                 A pub measure of spirits (35.5ml)

Insider Tip                       … Earplugs are a must – at
                                  some festivals security men
                                                                    speakers, but you’ll need them
                                                                    most when that clever man
                                                                                                       Hotpress Magazine

# 4                               hand them out free to punters
                                  who get too close to the
                                                                    starts blasting Fatboy Slim’s
                                                                    ‘Renegade Master’ at 8am in
                                                                    the morning.
Happy Campers

The ‘wherever I lay my hat’       • Pitch it when you arrive.     • Snuggle up. A black bin         • Flag it. That’s right, a
approach to a good night’s          You don’t want to test          liner may have limited uses       flag: “it’s a green pup
kip will seem a bad idea            your tent-pitching skills       at home, but it’s the perfect     tent” just isn’t enough
halfway through the first rainy     in the dark so peg it down      ready-made waterproof             of a description when
night, so plan your sleeping        before you start dancing        cover for your sleeping bag.      looking for your tent at
arrangements with care. A           and drinking.                                                     day’s end, so why not
                                                                  • Plastic bags and tape.
good tip: turn up early to pick                                                                       mark it with something
                                  • Bring a torch. Here’s a fun     Plastic bags make the best
your spot.                                                                                            distinctive (and there’ll be
                                    game: try finding your tent     shoes and seats around.
                                                                                                      lots of tricolours, so go for
                                    amongst thousands like
• Tent. So long as it’s                                           • Home time. You don’t              something else).
                                    it in the dark. If you have
  waterproof, any old tent                                          have to leave the campsite
                                    an iPhone download the
  will do. There’s a chance it                                      until 3pm on Monday. If
                                    Oxegen app for the handy
  may get damaged, so don’t                                         you think you’re not
                                    torch feature.
  bother with a fancy one.                                          fit to drive on Monday
                                  • Tag it. iPhone users can        morning, go back to
• Location, Location,
                                    also tag their tent with        your tent for a snooze.
  Location. Pitch it in open
                                    the Oxegen app, and let it      Check out how long
  ground, at the top of a hill
                                    guide them safely back to       it takes your body to
  and far, far away from the
                                    bed at night.                   process alcohol under
  communal toilets.
                                                                    the ‘Thirsty’ section.

Insider Tip                       BEWARE THE MUDPERSON
                                  The legends of a mythical
                                                                  verbal babblings. May be
                                                                  observed safely from a
                                                                                                    Vinny
                                                                                                    Adebisi Shank
# 5                               creature constructed entirely
                                  of mud are true. Known to
                                                                  distance but never under
                                                                  any circumstances attempt
                                  terrorize festivalgoers with    to engage the beast in
                                  strange, erratic dancing        conversation.
                                  motions and indecipherable
Stay Safe, Stay Free                                               Competitions

Festival security is usually      • Valuables. Why bring           Log onto drinkaware.ie for your chance to win;
pretty tight, with a huge           any? Cash and a mobile
number of undercover Gardaí         phone are the only things      • A summer wardrobe from A-wear,
around. Don’t give them a           you’ll need. Leave the rest
                                                                   • A holiday in Crete from Club 18-30,
reason to interfere with            at home or book yourself a
your weekend.                       locker on Oxegen.ie.           • Tickets to loads of top acts in Marlay Park this summer,
                                                                     including The Coronas, Joanna Newsom, 2 Many DJs,
                                  • Cash. Bring enough but
• Drugs. Even aside from                                             Rodrigo y Gabriela, and Bell X1,
                                    spread it about your body.
  the health risks, just don’t
                                    Back and shallow front         • Funky festival t-shirts from Freshmilk Clothing.
  bother – the Gardaí will
                                    pockets are useless – you
  happily bust you for even                                        All competition entrants must be over 18.
                                    may as well give it away.
  the slightest infraction.
                                    A money pouch or cash
• Human Pyramids, Moshing           bound in a small plastic       Don’t forget to drop by and see us...
  and Stage Diving. They            bag stuffed in the toe of      We’ll be on-site at Oxegen again this year, sharing a tent
  sound like a great idea, but      your shoe is good.             with our good friends from Hotpress. As well as the usual
  they’re not, and can end up                                      bevy of superstars willing to sign just about anything, the
                                  • Minding Your Stuff.            drinkaware.ie area will have loads of on-site competitions
  with you hurt or arrested
                                    Make friends with the          and giveaways. So drop by and say hi! We’d love to see you,
  and the event being more
                                    occupants of the tents         and you might leave with something nice.
  heavily policed next year.
                                    around you and they’ll
  And that will be all thanks
                                    keep an eye on your gear.
  to you, you free-flying fool.
                                    Don’t walk alone, you came
                                    with your friends, stay with
                                    your friends.
                                                                                                    Festivals are all about sharing
                                  Don’t hit other people with                                       and mucking in, and I’m not
                                  inflatable items, not everyone                                    really like that, so my advice
Insider Tip                       loves your hammer as much        Insider Tip                      would be to get your own
                                                                                                    corner and don’t interact with
                                  as you do!
# 6                                                                # 7                              anyone whatsoever.
                                  Alison Curtis
                                                                                                    LoneLady
                                  Phantom FM
                                                                                                    Singer
Did you know?                                                      Checklist

The resident music heads in        • 2011 will be the eighth          Festival Tickets (no, really, you’d be surprised)
Hot Press have put together          Oxegen festival, and the         Travel tickets (book them in advance)
their top facts about Oxegen         fourth year it’s been a
and this year’s headliners. Quiz     three-day event. The             Cash and somewhere smart to keep it
your mates on the journey up –       Strokes, who are back            Mobile (and don’t forget to download the
loser has to pitch the tents!        again this year, were one         Oxegen iPhone app)
• Beyoncé used to claim that         of the headline acts at the      Extra layers for warming up and cooling down
  her alter-ego, Sasha Fierce,       very first Oxegen in 2004,
                                                                      Rain poncho, sunblock & sunhat
  was the one performing on          along with The Cure, Ash,
                                                                       (it’s Ireland in July – you never know)
  stage during her concerts.         and The Darkness who
                                     were drafted in as eleventh      I.D. (and they do check – if you’re under 17, you
  “I’m not like her in real life
                                     hour replacements for             need to be with a guardian or relative who’s
  at all,” Ms. Knowles said.
                                     David Bowie.                      over 25)
  “What I feel onstage I don’t
  feel anywhere else. It’s an      • The name Deadmau5             And if you’re staying over.....
  out-of-body experience.”           came about when Joel
  These days, however, she’s                                          Tent (make sure you’ve got all the bits before
                                     Zimmerman was replacing           you leave)
  a bit more confident and           the video card in his
  says it’s all Beyoncé that                                          Plastic bags, tape and bin liners
                                     computer, and found a dead
  you’re seeing!                     mouse inside. He became          Clothes and footwear for every kind of weather
                                     known as “that dead               (yes, we’re going to keep saying this)
• The Arctic Monkeys’ first
  album was the fastest-             mouse guy” in a chatroom         A flag to mark your tent
  selling debut in British           he visited, but ‘Dead            A torch and spare batteries
  music history, surpassing          Mouse’ was too long for a
                                                                      Loo roll
  Oasis’ Definitely Maybe.           username. He shortened it
                                     to ‘Deadmau5’, and the rest      Baby wipes and hand gel
• When Coldplay first                is history.                      Toothbrush and toothpaste
  formed, they were called
                                   Remember to visit the Hot          Deodorant
  Pectoralz. They changed
  their name to Starfish a bit     Press Signing Tent this year.      Grub and water
  later, before finally settling   Your favourite bands will be       Condoms (once again, you never know)
  on Coldplay in 1998. We          signing pretty much anything
  think you made the right         you thrust in front of them!    Oh yeah, and one last thing we should probably
  decision, guys!                                                  mention... Have a brilliant time!
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