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THE 26TH ANNUAL BID FOR JUSTICE AUCTION

DIVE DEEP
       AN UNDERSEA EXBIDITION
DIVE DEEP AN UNDERSEA EXBIDITION - THE 26TH ANNUAL BID FOR JUSTICE AUCTION - Stanford Public Interest Law Foundation
The Stanford Public Interest Law Foundation
                Presents:
          THE 26th ANNUAL BID FOR JUSTICE AUCTION

 Welcome and thank you for joining us this evening. Your support
  means so much to the public interest students and lawyers we
            fund and to the clients that they serve.
SCHEDULE                           3
ABOUT SPILF                        4
SPILF STUDENT INITIATIVES          5
ABOUT THE AUCTION                  7
AUCTION RULES                      8
LIVE AUCTION                       9
SILENT AUCTION                     12
   FOOD, COOKING & SOCIAL DINING   13
   RECREATION & ACTIVITIES         22
   BEER, WINE & SPIRITS            33
   ART, MUSIC & GOODIES            35
   MISCELLANEOUS                   39
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS                   45
6:00 PM –
7:00 PM
              Law Lounge

6:30 PM –
8:15 PM
              Classroom Building & Breezeway

8:45 PM

              Paul Brest Hall

10:00 PM

              Law Lounge

  Throughout the Silent Auction, there will be open
bars in the law lounge and the second-floor breezeway

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The Stanford Public Interest Law Foundation is dedicated to providing financial support to and creating
opportunities for law students and legal professionals to engage in public interest work. SPILF’s goals are
to bring legal services to groups that would otherwise lack access to adequate legal representation,
strengthen the network of students and alumni involved with public interest work, provide training and
support to students interested in pursuing public interest work while at Stanford Law School and after
graduation, and to increase the participation in and visibility of public interest initiatives at Stanford.
We have seeded many projects at the Law School, including Summer Funding, Post-Graduate Public
Interest Fellowships, and the Public Interest Lawyer of the Year Awards, all of which have become
institutions of the public interest community. To support students pursuing careers in the public interest,
SPILF also provides bar grants to graduating 3Ls. These cash grants assist them with bar fees and study
courses to ease their financial burden at the outset of their careers. All students whose starting positions
involve working for underserved communities or the environment are eligible.

                               The 2017-2018 SPILF Student Board
Co-Presidents: Karen Ding & Camille Peeples
Vice Presidents of the Auction: Nick DeFiesta & Erika Hoglund
Vice Presidents of Student Grants: Savannah Fletcher, Emma Eastwood-Paticchio, & Edward Nugent
Vice President of Bar Grants: Makeba Rutahindurwa
Vice President of Development: Zach Watterson
Treasurers: Karen Ding & Helen Lawless
Secretary: Abby Walter
Hotel Voucher Program: Zach Watterson
Auction Advisory Committee: Edward Nugent, Makeba Rutahindurwa, & Zach Watterson

                             The 2018 Bid for Justice Auction Board
Co-Chairs: Maddy Bullard & Tyler Bishop                 Alumni: Quinn Walker
Venue: Jeff Ho & Steven Jaffe                           Firms: Stephen Tang & Rebecca Michelson
Students/Social: Sarah Mitchell                         Local Businesses: Pauline Ryan
Management: Diana Sanchez                               Wine: Melissa Giangrande & Allison Wettstein
Inventory: Lori Ding                                    Entertainment: CJ Harrington
Food: Ashley Brooks                                     Web: Caroline Jo & George Brown
Faculty: Hannah Begley & AJ Jeffries                    Marketing: Rachel Waterman & Willa Collins

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The SPILF Student Initiatives Grant Program supports student-run projects at Stanford that make
a public interest impact. In 2017, SPILF received many important applications from a diverse
group of applicants. The following programs were selected as recipients of SPILF Student Initiative
Grants.

Alternative Spring Break Each year, the Levin Center gives students the opportunity to
spend their Spring Break providing much-needed legal assistance to underserved communities in
partnership with existing organizations across the country.

Workers' Rights Pro Bono Project In partnership with a local non-profit, the Workers’
Rights Pro Bono Project hosts clinics to provide free and confidential information to workers
about their legal rights. Each clinic has a teaching topic, including denial of wages, discrimination,
work and safety issues, unemployment benefits, harassment, and wrongful termination.

Native American Law Student Association NALSA organizes an alternative spring break
trip to the Yurok Reservation where student volunteers assist with writing wills, a vital need in
Indian Country to prevent allotments and property from being fractionated.

Stanford Prison Advocacy and Resources Coalition In partnership with local jails,
SPARC facilitates student-led book clubs and creative writing classes that bring together students
and prisoners in spaces that encourage academic analysis, personal reflection, and creative
expression.

Stanford Law Students Against Gendered Violence SLS GiVe hosts events on campus
that illuminate the important role gender plays in a number of pressing legal arenas. Events look
at the intersection of faith and gender, sexual violence and the law, and comparative insights from
international practices.

Stanford Human Rights Center The Stanford Human Rights Center hosted a series of
panels and discussions focused on the impact of the Trump presidency on issues of international
law.

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Resources for the Formerly Incarcerated SPILF funded the creation of a website
designed to provide information and mentoring to formerly incarcerated students who are
applying to law school.

Student Research Student researchers went to Colombia to partner with local universities in a
project researching the environmental and social harms inflicted by FARC guerrillas on Colombian
communities.

Women in Politics WIP assists SLS women in making preparations to run for public office. With
SPILF funding, WIP hosted a workshop on articulating the call to service and implementing a short
term plan to run for office, a hands-on fundraising workshop with a political consultant, and
a women in negotiations workshop in partnership with WSL.

Women of Stanford Law WSL has been generating a body of research about the gender,
racial, and sexual orientation diversity among law school faculty. This research will culminate in a
formal published report that will provide invaluable institutional knowledge at SLS, allowing future
students and student groups to chart changes in faculty diversity over time.

Project Clean Slate PCS helps clients in expungement hearings in California court, where there
is a dire need for more attorneys arguing in court on behalf of clients. Currently students can only
help prepare these cases but cannot argue them. With SPILF funding, PCS can help students
receive student bar certification in California so that they can argue in hearings and better meet
this dire need.

Pro Bono Trip to Help Asylum Seekers Lawyers and law students working in partnership
with Pueblos Sin Fronteras provided asylum-related know-your-rights trainings and realistic
information regarding US detention to migrant asylum seekers from Central America.

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Silent Auction

Silent auction bidding opens at 6:30 PM and is located on the first and second floors of the
Classroom Building.

Bidders will record their bids on bid sheets in front of each item. Items will be awarded to one
bidder only (the first name listed on a group bid – unless otherwise specified on the bid sheet
itself), and group bids must be paid in a single payment.

The minimum bid and minimum raise for each item are shown on each bid sheet. To be valid, bids
must comply with these minimums and be legible.

A written bid constitutes a legal contract to purchase that silent auction item at the price you
stated if your bid is the winning bid. The highest valid bid entered prior to closing will be the
winner. The Silent Auction will close at 8:15 PM. All bids must be recorded at that time in order to
be considered.

Live Auction

Live auction bidding begins promptly at 8:45 PM in Paul Brest Hall.

When bidding, please raise your hand (or glow stick!) so that you may be identified by our
auctioneer and ushers.

A bid acknowledged by the auctioneer is a legal contract to purchase the item. If a group is
bidding on one item, please designate one person to place your combined bid. Auction items will
be awarded to one purchaser only.

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Payment
Live Auction items must be paid for immediately after they are won. An usher will come to your
seat, accept payment, and bring you back a receipt. All Silent Auction items must be paid for by
the end of the evening at the entrance to Paul Brest Hall. For your convenience, we gladly accept
American Express, Visa, and MasterCard, but cash or check are strongly preferred.

Pickup
Once you have paid for your items, you will be issued a receipt. Please proceed to the east side of
the Law Lounge and present this receipt to a SPILF representative to claim your tangible items
and/or certificates for services. Items must be claimed by May 1 or they will be forfeited without
refund.

Tax Information
This catalog lists the fair market value of each item. Any amount you pay in excess of that amount
may be available to you as a charitable contribution for tax purposes. Please check with your tax
advisor for specifics.

Terms of Sale
Unless otherwise noted, all certificates for goods and services must be used by December 2018.
All sales are final. There will be no exchanges or refunds. SPILF does not make any expressed or
implied warranties or guarantees regarding the quality or value of the items or services
purchased at the Auction. SPILF has attempted to describe and catalog all items accurately, but
please be aware that all items are offered and sold "AS IS." SPILF has also attempted to be as
accurate and inclusive about restrictions as possible. However, all items and services are subject
to the terms and conditions specified by the donors. We recommend you contact the donor
immediately to learn what you can and to ensure that you can claim your item. Reservations for
trips and vacation accommodations must be mutually arranged with the donor unless otherwise
noted. No refunds will be allowed for canceled tickets and/or accommodations.
Absolutely no resale of items.

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001            002                  003
ESCAPE THE     IT’S FED LIT         THE PERFECT
(CLASS)ROOM                         PAIRING

004            005                  006
ON THE         THE COAST            THE ROBERT
SHOULDERS OF   THEOREM              CROWN
GIANTS                              RUNDOWN

       007                  008
       NO SLEEP TILL        IT’S (ACTUALLY) 9
       BROOKLYN             O’CLOCK ON A
                            SATURDAY
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Live Auction
                                                     Paul Brest Hall

001                                                              003
Escape the (Class)Room                                           The Perfect Pairing
Live a little with this escape room hang out for 6               Wind your way into wine country and the White
to 12 with the Yung SLS faculty contingent,                      Oak Winery in Alexander Valley, north of Sonoma
including Profs. Greg Ablavsky, Colleen                          County. Enjoy a wine and food pairing for up to
Honigsberg, Rabia Belt, and Jacob Goldin. These                  six guests. Knowing that your winning bid has
people are super smart (and yet still so with it),               gone to charity will taste sweeter than the
so if you guys can’t make it out of the room                     sweetest dessert wine.
together, I give up. And if you do get stuck, the                Value: $150
Ablavsky meme bank will provide hours of                         Donated by: White Oak Vineyards & Winery
entertainment.
Value: Priceless
Donated by: Profs Ablavsky, Honigsberg, Belt, &
Goldin                                                           004
                                                                 On the Shoulders of Giants
002                                                              Not only has SLS alum Bill Neukom gifted us all
It’s Fed LIT                                                     one of the best views at SLS (terrace, anyone?),
What you can’t do: erase all memories of Fed Lit.                now he’s offering you an up close and personal
What you CAN do: win the naming rights to next                   view of his home field: AT&T Park. In case you
year’s Fed Lit characters. Quite LITerally a once in             didn’t know, Bill is a former Giants owner and was
a lifetime opportunity – so don’t miss it!                       the managing partner when the Giants won the
Value: Priceless                                                 World Series in 2010, their first since moving to
Donated by: Fed Lit Professors and Faculty:                      California in 1958. “Magic touch” is an
Yonina Alexander, Nasrina Bargzie, Stephanie                     understatement. Includes dugout-level tickets to a
Basso, Sarah Duranske, Mugambi Jouet, Anna                       Giants game of choice for you and three friends.
Manc, Muffie McLellan, Jeannie Merino, Ji Seon                   Value: $400
Song, Andrea Wang, Justin Weinstein-Tull                         Donated by: Bill Neukom and Martha Kearns

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Live Auction
                                                      Paul Brest Hall

005                                                               007
The Coast Theorem                                                 No Sleep Till Brooklyn
You live in California. Enjoy it – at an ocean view               Take advantage of the L train while you still can
beach house near Santa Cruz. First, enjoy a                       with a mutually-agreed upon weekend in the non-
gourmet, homemade lunch for you and three                         colonial Williamsburg. HBO's Girls may have
friends with Professors Rowe and Pearson                          ended, but the thrill of gentrifying north Brooklyn
overlooking a private beach. Afternoon activities                 never does. This swanky 3BR, 3BA apartment is
abound: kayaking the Elkhorn Slough, tide-                        right on the East River, promising gorgeous views
pooling at a state park, visiting quaint shops in                 of the city. It's far from pre-war, but it has a
Capitola, hiking, boogie boarding, stand up                       swimming pool, so who freaking cares. Prof.
paddle boarding, strolling the beach, or just                     Goldberg will even throw in a quintessential New
relaxing. Sightings of dolphins, seals, and whales                York experience to suit your tastes, such as
from the house are common.                                        tickets to see the Mets or visit the Met.
Value: Priceless                                                  Value: Priceless
Donated by: Profs Betty Rowe and Lisa Pearson                     Donated by: Professor David Goldberg

006                                                               008
The Robert Crown Rundown                                          It’s (Actually) 9:00 on A Saturday...
You think you know the library after spending                     Invite three Uptown Girls to join you as V.I.P. at
100+ hours there during 1L fall reading week?                     any upcoming Billy Joel concert. The opportunity
Ha! Uncover the “Crown” jewels during this                        to hear Piano Man live. Need we say more? This
insider VIP tour with the law librarians.                         is the man honored with the last concert in the
Homemade treats, exclusive research tips, and                     old Nassau Coliseum and the first concert in the
legendary library lore included. Take advantage                   renovated Nassau Coliseum. Long Island doesn't
of this exclusive package with one friend –                       trifle with celebs. The man is a living legend.
choose wisely!                                                    Value: $560
Value: Priceless                                                  Donated by: Lee Eastman
Donated by: Law Librarians

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FOOD, COOKING & SOCIAL DINING   13

RECREATION & ACTIVITIES         22

BEER, WINE & SPIRITS            33

ART, MUSIC & GOODIES            35

MISCELLANEOUS                   39

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Silent Auction
                         Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

101                                                           104
Tailgate with Dean MaGrill                                    The Deans Themselves
This item needs no introduction, as it is both self-          Get ready for the b(r)est lunch of your law school
explanatory and a noble SPILF tradition. It's not             career. Kram(er) your stomach full of delicious
about the Cardinal, it's about a cardinal figure of           food. Enjoy the company of these legendary
the law school community. Enjoy a BBQ with Dean               former deans and decide for yourself how
Magill, for up to 40 people.                                  accurate the portraits are.
Donated by: Dean Liz Magill                                   Donated by: Former Deans Brest and Kramer
Value: Priceless                                              Value: Priceless
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102
                                                              A Good Time is Insured
Deboccery & Dessert
                                                              Imagine the extent of your liability if you
Gelato, bocce ball, and Professor Larry Marshall.
                                                              negligently burn down the Engstrom’s home at
Sounds unethically fun...beware of Rule 11
                                                              this lovely backyard BBQ for 12. Make it fun for
sanctions. If you're lucky, you'll get to enjoy some
                                                              the whole group with joint and several liability!
Leonard Cohen tracks with the legend's biggest
                                                              Worth the risk? Definitely. Must be redeemed next
fan.
                                                              fall.
Donated by: Professor Larry Marshall
                                                              Donated by: Profs Nora and David Freeman
Value: Priceless
                                                              Engstrom
                                                              Value: Priceless
103
In Vino Veritas                                               106
Join some of the sharpest minds in criminal law,              New Clinic Opportunity
the Stanford Criminal Justice Center, in a                    Come and sample the delicious creations of a
conspiracy to drink wine while picnicking. Talk               local developing chef whose menu of gourmet
murder, from finer doctrinal points to popular                pizzas will soon best local favorites like Terun and
culture: fava beans, probably not, but a nice                 Delfina. Wine pairings and Lambrusco spritzers
chianti and nicer company are sure to accompany               will complete the experience. For up to 10, on a
this outing.                                                  spring or fall evening on the Fisher/Douglass
Donated by: Profs Weisberg, Petersilia, Mukamal,              back patio.
and Sklansky                                                  Donated by: Profs Fisher and Douglass
Value: Priceless                                              Value: Priceless

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Silent Auction
                         Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

107                                                             110
I’m Not a Businessman, I’m a Business,                          Seasons of Love
Man                                                             If you have not had the true honor of taking a
Enjoy dinner for 4 with the company of                          class with Diane Chin, talk to someone who has.
international business negotiators. Nothing is off              They will confirm: you must bid on this one-
the table, and delicious food and good company                  baked-good-per-month deal, good for six whole
is guaranteed. At the end of the night, you won't               months, from her magical kitchen. Life-changing.
have to fight over the check. And that means you                Donated by: Diane Chin
won, right?                                                     Value: Priceless
Donated by: Professor Jay Finkelstein
Value: Priceless                                                111
                                                                Table Tennis is on the Table
108                                                             First the table will be covered with a scrumptious
Dinner with Greely - No, Really!                                meal. Then the table will be used to play a
Did you know Professor Greely mentored Tiger                    miniature version of tennis. Forrest Gump "played
Woods when he was a student at Stanford? Did                    ping-pong even when [he] didn't have anyone to
you know there is a golf tee in LA that only Tiger              play ping-pong with." Now you don't have to. You
Woods and Donald Trump are allowed to use?                      + five friends + Prof. Kaufmann = the ideal size
Does this have anything to do with the lovely                   for a ping pong group.
homemade Italian dinner that Professor Greely                   Donated by: Professor Zachary Kaufmann
will make for you and five of your friends? No. So              Value: Priceless
sit back, enjoy those grandma-comfort-food
vibes, and forget about the world.                              112
Donated by: Professor Hank Greely                               Overly Gustatory Analysis
Value: Priceless                                                Professor Kessler has the burden of brunch
                                                                production in this action, and we know she's got
109
                                                                the goods to have you pleading for seconds after
Levin the High Life
                                                                this brunch for four. If you're thinking you should
Explore a cultural treasure with the Levin Center's
                                                                bid high and bid often on this opportunity, you
treasured director, Diane Chin. You and Diane will
                                                                aren't engaged in overly conclusory analysis,
go to a museum, share a meal together, and life
                                                                you're just right.
will be grand.
                                                                Donated by: Professor Amalia Kessler
Donated by: Diane Chin
                                                                Value: Priceless
Value: Priceless

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Silent Auction
                         Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

113                                                             116
Free Speech and “Free” Dinner                                   Intellectual Party (IP)
For this auction item, we'll start with the text:               Get ©lassy at this gou®met dinner party for 8
"Dinner and a movie for 4." This probably means                 students with IP Professors Ouellette, Goldstein,
that lunch and breakfast are excluded and you                   Lemley, Malone, Melamed, and Said. This will be
shouldn't show up with five people. Understood in               fun.™
the context of the time it was written – a charity              Donated by: Profs Ouellette, Goldstein, Lemley,
auction – however, it may include bringing only                 Malone, Melamed, and Said
three people, as the number was likely an upper                 Value: Priceless
limit and not a strict requirement for attendees.
Donated by: Professor Michael McConnell                         117
Value: Priceless                                                I'll Be In the Kitchen Cookin' Pies with
                                                                Norman Spaulding
114                                                             Learn the procedure of baking with Professor
Piefection                                                      Spaulding. A cup of notice, a teaspoon of
Work life balance in law school might be a pie in               discovery, a sprinkling of jurisdiction, an icing of
the sky dream. But this is about actual, physical               summary judgment. This description is painfully
pie. For you to eat. Two pies to be exact. Flavors              lame but hanging out and baking with the one
curated by you, and lovingly baked by SLS's                     and only Professor Spaulding won't be.
Director of Alumni Relations. Her specialties                   Donated by: Professor Norm Spaulding
include chocolate bourbon pecan, strawberry                     Value: Priceless
rhubarb, lemon meringue, and keeping tabs on us
long after we leave this place.                                 118
Donated by: Caroline Knowles                                    Where it's ProletariAT
Value: $60                                                      Live out your proletariat dreams playing as the
                                                                Workers in a round of the Class Struggle board
115                                                             game with Professor Bankman and Professor
R-eating & Legal Writing                                        Fried. Then console yourself with a lovely
Staying well fed ain't easy. Take a break from the              bourgeois brunch when the capitalists (inevitably)
grocery grind. Eat, drink and be merry at this                  win.
dinner for 8 with Professors McClellan and                      Donated by: Profs Barbara Fried and Joseph
Alvarez.                                                        Bankman
Donated by: Profs McClellan and Alvarez                         Value: Priceless
Value: Priceless

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Silent Auction
                         Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

119                                                           122
Visiting with New York’s Love of Brunch                       A Few Gouda Men
Feeling old? Is the realization that you have                 Whey-t just a minute... Curd this be true? A four
chosen to waste the best years of your life in law            guest cheese fest? Start off with a classy cheese
school sinking in? You'll feel like a neu borne (too          plate before moving into some comfort food
far?) after this brunch for four at a local                   favorites: mac and cheese and three different
restaurant.                                                   grilled cheeses. Top it all off with dessert cheese
Donated by: Professor Burt Neuborne                           and drinks. What could brie better?
Value: Priceless                                              Donated by: Camille Peeples
                                                              Value: $75
120
Settlement Agreement                                          123
Make sure that Longest Road complies with all                 A Trip Into the Foodhills
local land use regulations before you try to beat             The hillllllllls are alive with sound of Fares and
Prof. Michelle Anderson and her 8-year-old                    Ryan. Fares and Ryan invite you and three friends
daughter at Settlers of Catan. An invitation for five         to enjoy a picnic in Palo Alto's scenic and
to join Prof. Anderson at her home in San                     exclusive Foothills Park. Take in the views, eat a
Francisco for dinner and a night of resource                  yummy homemade meal, and get in on the
management playing what WaPo has called “the                  weirdness that is the region's most strangely
board game of our time.”                                      protected park.
Donated by: Professor Michelle Wilde Anderson                 Donated by: Fares Akremi and Ryan Levi
Value: Priceless                                              Value: Priceless

121                                                           124
Flour Hour                                                    Din with Bin
Channel Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle as you                 Missing the fam? Get a taste of home at dinner
Treat Yo’ Self to this dessert baking session for             with Bin Zhuang and his wife and two kids.
three.                                                        Serving NON-vegetarian Asian/Chinese food.
Donated by: Professor Randee Fenner                           Donated by: Bin Zhuang
Value: Priceless                                              Value: Priceless

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Silent Auction
                          Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

125                                                             128
Cake by the Ocean                                               My KIND of Snack
Get acquainted with a San Jose specialty. Try a                 Bid on this tote bag chock full of KIND bars and
famous 8-inch Burnt Almond Cake from Peter's                    products. (They make things besides bars? We're
Bakery. Serves eight, can be delivered on any                   surprised too.) Anyway, this is KIND of amazing.
weekday.                                                        Get it.
Donated by: Leizel Ching                                        Donated by: Daniel Lubetzky
Value: $20                                                      Value: $150

126                                                             129
Cookies… by the Ocean                                           Straight-Up Sandwich
I have personally eaten these cookies before and                From the good man himself: "A Sandwich. I like
can confirm that they are fyre. Not Fyre Festival.              making sandwiches. I will make you a nice
Fyre. Double choc you guys. DOUBLE. Chewy,                      sandwich." Well that's it folks. Pro tip: ask for a
chocolatey...seductive.                                         hot dog. Report back.
Donated by: Annelise Corriveau                                  Donated by: Matt Ball
Value: $15                                                      Value: $15
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Barred Out                                                      Chao Down
Get swole with these homemade, organic, vegan,                  We have always believed there are two types of
gluten-free protein bars in the flavor of your                  people in this world: people who like thick crust
choice. Also: is it "get yolked" or "get yoked"? And            pizza and people who like thin crust pizza. You
if its "yolked," can you still say it if you're vegan?          can't be both. You have to take a side. Maybe I'm
Big questions. Who knows if bidding on this can                 wrong. Thin-crusters: learn how to make your
answer them, but one can hope.                                  fave from scratch in this thin crust pizza baking
Donated by: Donna Ni                                            lesson, ingredients included. Thick crusters:
Value: $20                                                      prove me wrong. Step over the divide.
                                                                Donated by: Daniel Chao
                                                                Value: Priceless

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Silent Auction
                        Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

131                                                           134
Ring ring ring ring ring ... Banana Bread                     Orange You Glad I Said Banana Bread
(with nuts)                                                   One More Time?
It's a routine Americans know well. Buy bananas.              Chocolate. Chip. Banana. Bread. While you nom,
Watch them brown. Vow to make banana bread.                   pour one out for Starbucks' version. Gone but not
Fail to make banana bread. Steven Jaffe exists on             forgotten.
a higher plane. He will make the banana bread.                Donated by: Lori Ding
But just to humanize him again, he also thinks                Value: $7
that there should be nuts in it. If you agree, win
and deserve each other. If you disagree, win and              135
show him the light.                                           EspresSO GOOD
Donated by: Steven Jaffe                                      Are you a coffee closet regular? Step up your
Value: $12.50                                                 game with this coffee-themed basket. Beans,
                                                              aeropress, and more.
132                                                           Donated by: Shannon Galvin Aminirad
Go Bananas                                                    Value: $50
“Healthy banana bread.” The divine perfection of
banana bread but still healthy? To find such a
thing is to find god.                                         136
Donated by: Marika O’Connor Grant                             Should've Gone to Cornell
Value: $8                                                     Come over to Melissa and David's for homemade
                                                              food and secret handshake lessons. I wish the
133                                                           Cornells were my parents. I wonder if they know
This Sh*t Is Bananas                                          the epic Lindsay Lohan handshake from Parent
Need some cheering up after you let Quinn make                Trap?
five uncomfortable phone calls for you (see                   Donated by: Melissa & David Cornell
523)? We have just the thing: Quinn's bourbon                 Value: Priceless
banana bread.
Donated by: Quinn Walker
Value: $8

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Silent Auction
                        Food, Cooking, & Social Dining | Classroom Building

137                                                         140
Sweet & Sourdough                                           Be Your Own Cake Boss
What better captures the state of #thriving in the          Celebrate a birthday or another of life's
San Francisco Bay Area than eating and making               remaining pleasures with an 8" round cake from
sourdough? Lavish yourself with two perfect                 Palo Alto Baking Company. Their options are
loaves made by Thomas and keep the party going              endless: classics like carrot and double chocolate
with instructions and a jar of sourdough starter            along with inventive options like Passion Mango
for your own use. Paul Hollywood is rooting for             and Mocha-licious.
you.                                                        Donated by: Palo Alto Baking Company
Donated by: Thomas Butterfoss                               Value: $25
Value: $15
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138                                                         Ride the Marguerite to Margaritas
Whi-Chevre You Want                                         You don’t need to attend a firm reception to enjoy
Two jars of marinated goat cheese in olive oil with         the taste of a delicious margarita made with good
fresh herbs. Complemented with flatbread                    tequila. This $100 (excluding gratuity) gift
crackers for an easy and delicious appetizer. Save          certificate to Reposado will give you the same
one for yourself and give one to a friend! Eat              refined Mexican flavors with no networking
both yourself! Up to you, kid!                              required.
Donated by: Elizabeth Callahan                              Donated by: Reposado
Value: Priceless                                            Value: $100

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Oooey! Gooey Butter Cake                                    142
The St. Louis delight that is gooey butter cake,            Mac & Cheese
lovingly made by a born-and-bred native. The real           Get that cheddar. Hot 'n homemade (but not as
treat? Not having to see how much butter is                 hot as one of Ola’s burns).
actually used but getting to savor every delicious          Donated by: Ola Abiose
bite.                                                       Value: $20
Donated by: Rachel Waterman
Value: Priceless

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143                                                           146
Layers of Meaning                                             The Suite Life: On Deck
Let yourself eat cake with a homemade layer cake              Brunch on a beautiful Munger terrace for up to 4.
with fresh frosting or cream, customizable                    Al fresco dining is always the move.
according to your personal preferences. Olivia will           Donated by: Isabella Sayyah, Katie Guthrie, Ruthie
Flechs-ig her baking skills.                                  Welch, and Viola Li
Donated by: Olivia Flechsig                                   Value: $100
Value: $35
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                                                              The Only Hunt Better than the Public
144                                                           Interest Job Search
We Demand To Be Taken Seriously                               Ever wonder where the Stanford family is buried?
Join 3Legend Omar Qureshi for a private dinner                Want to be inspired by stories of student activism
with seven of your friends. The food will be                  on the Stanford campus? Join the Levin Center
prepared by a food and wine expert and the                    team for an afternoon scavenger hunt that allows
dinner will feature a world-class magician doing              you to explore more of the Stanford campus, with
close-up magic as you eat your way through the                a focus on social justice history, and eat some
courses.                                                      delicious treats. Sometime spring quarter, we will
Donated by: Omar Qureshi                                      meet for a scavenger hunt in the late afternoon
Value: $300                                                   followed by a gourmet picnic. Top two bids—two
                                                              teams of 4.
145                                                           Donated by: Levin Center Staff
Duty of Karaoke                                               Value: Priceless
A true gem. Bid on this karaoke night for up to 35
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students with Professors Kelman, Martinez, Jouet,
                                                              Sustaining a De-Muir-er
Sykes, Weisbeg, and Sinnar. Includes potluck-style
                                                              Hike from the redwood forests to some non-gulf
for food and, if you bid high enough, Professor
                                                              stream waters. This trek begins in Muir Woods
Sykes will include a wine tasting and Professor
                                                              and ends at beautiful Stinson Beach. Your hosts
Jouet will sing. Memories for a lifetime.
                                                              will get you to and from the trail head, with a
Donated by: Profs Kelman, Martinez, Jouet, Sykes,
                                                              picnic lunch to (hiking) boot.
Weisbeg, and Sinnar
                                                              Donated by: Ale Lynberg and Emily Hayes
Value: Priceless
                                                              Value: Priceless

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Me Want Cookie                                                 Make the mOsteria
Homemade chocolate chip cookies. A classic that                You should Delfina-tely bid on this dealio. Be the
needs no further introduction.                                 hero that orders Delfina $100 to Neukom during
Donated by: Marion Miller                                      finals week because you can. You might not get
Value: Priceless                                               an H but you will get lots of friends.
                                                               Donated by: Pizzeria Delfina
150                                                            Value: $100
Your Main Slice + One For the Road
You don't even need to pretend to go to a lunch
                                                               154
talk for these free slices.
                                                               The Universal Force of Attraction ;)
Donated by: Pizza My Heart
                                                               Gravity’s menu includes cheese plates, oysters,
Value: $10.50
                                                               charcuterie & pâté, small plates, soups & salads,
                                                               pasta, and various entrees, all accelerating into
151                                                            your mouth at 9.8 m/s2. The food is great and
Pizza with Pizzazz                                             the wine list is even better. Go European and
You will be so so happy to have this gift certificate          check out their late-night dinner after 10 p.m.
for one large pizza on one of those Thursday                   Donated by: Gravity Bistro & Wine Bar
nights. Pizza My Heart closes at midnight on                   Value: $100
Thursday and 2 am on Friday and Saturday.
Donated by: Pizza My Heart
Value: $33.75                                                  155
                                                               Oh My God, The Bid and Snap, Works
152                                                            Every Time
The North Star                                                 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. NOT A DRILL. The
“I once hosted a party dedicated entirely to Little            author of Legally Blonde, SLS alum Amanda
Star Pizza. It was incredible. I have driven up to             Brown, will take you to lunch on either April 26th
SF exclusively for this pizza. It is deep. It is               or 27th. When people ask you how you did it, how
delicious. I love this pizza. Not bidding on this              you got to meet the woman behind Elle Woods
item is a sad and misguided decision.” – Rachel                (everyone's favorite Gemini vegetarian) you just
Note: Little Star has 2 locations in SF and one in             hit them with a "what, like it's hard?" Whatever
Berkeley.                                                      you end up talking about with Ms. Brown, please
Donated by: Little Star Pizza                                  thank her for her cultural legacy.
Value: $50                                                     Donated by: Amanda Chang Brown
                                                               Value: Priceless

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Community Board Game Clinic                                      There’s no “I” in “Team-Taught Torts”
Unwind at a game night for 8 with Profs Schacter                 Professors Studdert and Mello assumed we’d
and Brodie. Try your best tricks, but don't forget               make some lame false imprisonment pun about
you'll be under heightened scrutiny. Clinical-grade              this opportunity for 8 to join them at Ryptic Room
fun guaranteed. Appeals to popular, decentralized                Escape in San Mateo. But we wouldn't dream of
interpretations of game rules discouraged.                       it. How could we ever escape the shame of such
Donated by: Profs Jane Schacter and Juliet Brodie                unoriginality? Such bad puns would put us in a
Value: Priceless                                                 prison of our own making. Make sure you sign the
                                                                 inevitable waiver, but ask yourself (or them):
202                                                              does this waiver violate the Powder Ridge public
Journey to the Surface of the Earth                              policy test?
What color is your parachute? Who cares. Who is                  Donated by: Profs Michelle Mello and David
strapped to the same parachute? Much more                        Studdert
important question. Marion Miller’s spouse, Eric,                Value: $250
is a pro and will guide you to the landing spot as
effortlessly as Marion guides you to the perfect                 205
sources during your legal research. Enjoy one                    Lightning Strikes and the (Fed) Court
tandem skydive, redeemable at a mutually                         Lights Get Dim / Supreme Competition
agreed-upon time. (Includes video and photos.)                   Is About To Begin, Above the Rim
Donated by: Eric & Marion Miller                                 Not confirmed (and, to be clear, not suggested by
Value: $319                                                      the hosts) but it is always possible Steph Curry
203                                                              will show. Rumor (started here) is that he and
Ah, the Jouet of Travel!                                         Professor Engstrom text. Get ready to face your
Experience Paris like a local with Professor Jouet               glaring inadequacy with a game of hoops with
on this personal cultural tour of the city in any                Profs. Fisher & Engstrom. But exercise caution:
August or December ever, because this offer                      Professor Fisher not only regularly kills it in front
never expires. Don’t wander into tourist traps like              of the Supreme Court but can also sink 3’s with
all the other basic American tourists!                           his eyes closed. Truly a Monstar.
Donated by: Professor Mugambi Jouet                              Donated by: Profs Jeff Fisher and David Engstrom
Value: Priceless                                                 Value: Priceless
Special thanks to Prof. Jouet for his early auction
donation of San Francisco Symphony tickets! Sorry,
they’ve been claimed.

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Get Snap Happy                                                  I’ll Fight You, ID(GA)F
Abigail has taken photos all across the globe, and              Do you anticipate finding yourself in an Israeli
she is willing to bring that world of talent to a               street fight any time soon? Get prepped with this
glam session with YOU. She doesn't want another                 one hour Krav Maga session from a long-time
pretty face, but she does want to capture you and               practitioner. This self-defense technique is ideal
your beautiful soul on film. Yes you. You'll be                 for anyone who has ever felt threatened and
perfect.                                                        would like a boost of self confidence.
Donated by: Abigail Thompson                                    Donated by: Lauren Border
Value: $200                                                     Value: $40

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Forehand, Backhand, Learned Hand?                               210
If you want to beat Professor Asimow in straight                Things of a Trivial Nature
sets, you'll need to pick the perfect doubles                   If you have had a class with Hannah, you know
partner for this tennis showdown. It's a good                   she's a genius. Who better to make you your own
thing that Serena Williams lives in SF now. If the              homemade trivia set? This is truly a once in a
GOAT isn't available, you may have less of a shot               lifetime pick. And you can upsell it big time when
at winning, but it’ll still be worth donning your               she's on SCOTUS.
tennis whites.                                                  Donated by: Hannah Begley
Donated by: Professor Michael Asimow                            Value: Priceless
Value: Priceless

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A Couple of Racquet-eers                                        Go Green!
In tennis, love means nothing. But you'll still love            Putt your money where your mouth is and head
the chance to play a match against Professors                   to Golfland to perfect your stroke without the
Banks and Donohue. You probably wouldn't want                   pressure of the Stanford Golf Course. No matter
to face them in court, but on the court is a whole              how far over par you end up, your luck may
other matter. Grab a partner and some rackets                   change at the on-site arcade.
and see what you can serve up.                                  Donated by: Golfland
Donated by: Profs Ralph Richard Banks and John                  Value: $60
Donohue
Value: Priceless

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I Was At A Day Spa. Day. D-A-I-Y-E.                         Three Little Birdies
On-campus residents are #bleSLSed with                      Royce knows how to use an iron. We see his
bathtubs en suite, but this Bathhouse Spa’s eight           always perfectly pressed business professional
different luxury private tub rooms are next level.          wardrobe. But the man also knows his way
Swimsuit optional policy makes Ancient Rome                 around a nine-iron. He’s offering golf lessons for
proud. Enjoy a private one-hour hot tub session             you to enter the upper echelon of society.
with sauna or ~steam~, good for two people. All             Guaranteed single handicap. Make those deals.
hot tub rooms are elegantly outfitted with a hot            Get those clients. Live that life.
tub, shower, “resting area,” & adjustable lighting          Donated by: Royce Ryu
and sound to get that ambience juuuuust right.              Value: $200
Donated by: Watercourse Way Bathhouse Spa
Value: $70
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                                                            I Work Out
213                                                         Hit the gym with a certified gym rat (and personal
Raise the Barre                                             trainer). One hour sesh to get that bod rockin’. If
I've heard barre gets you sexy toned. Personally I          you're lucky, she'll throw in some athleisure style
don't have the patience for those tiny movements.           tips.
But if you want that sexy sleek physique, get               Donated by: Allyn Rosenberger
yourself this two week unlimited pass to Pure               Value: $60
Barre plus a pair of sticky socks (which I'm
assuming are useful to doing barre and not just
someone's dirty laundry).                                   217
Donated by: Pure Barre                                      Ask the Pole-sters
Value: $120                                                 Share a pole-dancing lesson with three friends
                                                            and see if you have what it takes. You’ll gain
214                                                         strength and flexibility; being a sexy bad-ass with
Meet Palo Alto’s Nicest White Ladies!                       scary abs is also a fun side effect. We’ve heard
See Pure Barre. Get both: sexy sleek complete.              the Duchess of Cambridge took pole dancing
But less pure(?).                                           lessons after having Prince George, but pole
Donated by: Palo Alto Bar Method                            dancing is a fun workout even without children or
Value: $100                                                 a peerage system. Walk away with perhaps the
                                                            most marketable skill you'll learn in law school.
                                                            Donated by: Amy Senia
                                                            Value: $130

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Tone Policing                                               Do It For the ‘Gram
Get international with two thirty-minute Mandarin           Elevate your photo game with a two-hour photo
lessons from a native speaker, tailored to the              shoot in the location of you choice within the Palo
topics of your choice. If you study well, you'll            Alto area. Engagement or couple photos, family
improve every day—or as you'll quickly be                   portraits, or headshots are all great and
saying: . Who knows                                traditional ways to use this valuable opportunity.
what Trump has planned with our biggest trading             But this is also a time to be extra af. You know
partner, but having some language skills can't              you kinda want to. Julie won’t judge! But Maggie
hurt, even if you only whip them out at dim sum.            (her dog) might…
Donated by: Isabella Fu                                     Donated by: Julie Goldrosen
Value: $50                                                  Value: $150
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Spanish For Lawyers For You                                 I like to Rubik Rubik
Brush up on your Spanish with custom one-on-                The 1980s are back. Good Housekeeping
one lessons from an experienced language tutor.             reported it, so you know it's not edgy, it's just
Practice conversation, discuss "assigned" articles          true. Conquer your fear of the six-faced beast
or movies, or refresh your grammar and                      that is the Rubik's Cube or just improve your time
vocabulary - it's up to you. Bid on 10 lessons of           and comfort with a speedcubing world-record
40 minutes each with coffee or tea included.                holder. Master the mind-bending practice of
Disclaimer: Liz is not a native speaker, but that           getting a color on one side to switch sides without
often makes for a great teacher.                            destroying prior progress. It has something to do
Donated by: Liz Lagerfeld                                   with layers, à la onions and ogres.
Value: $300                                                 Donated by: Vincent Sheu
                                                            Value: Priceless
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Arm Day With Andrew                                         223
He worked in the Obama White House. He is here              Bootcamp and Rally
to get you Michelle Obama arms. Andrew will                 This one works a little different. To take part in
teach his arm workout and put you on a path to              this bootcamp session on Sunday, May 20th at
proudly exercising your Second Amendment right              10am, be one of the first 25 signups. No bidding.
to bear arms. More like D.C. v. Hell Yes.                   $20 flat rate. Conveniently located at Wilbur Field.
Donated by: Andrew Longhi                                   Donated by: Bare Bones Training
Value: $25                                                  Value: $20

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World War III (Infra)Ready                                   Calling Movies ‘Films’ Exclusively: Step 1
Flashing lights, swirling fog, loud music of                 Four Landmark Theaters movie passes! To avoid
questionable quality, and good times with a group            tragically depriving the winner of their spoils: if
of close friends... Not Opal, no. But that was a             you are a frequent and exclusive patron of the
good guess. Laser tag. The consolation prize for             Landmark Theater at the Greenwood Village in
people whose parents wouldn't let them play                  Denver, CO, this item is NOT for you. If you are
paintball. The wisdom of age has revealed,                   literally anyone else, this IS the item for you.
however, that laser tag is infinitely better and is          Landmark Theaters’ scores of locations across
good clean fun. You walk out uninjured and there             America show foreign and independent films, and
is no need for powerful stain removers. 10 people            these passes are good for any movie they're
can use this gift certificate for two games of laser         showing. Book the last show at their Aquarius
tag and, more puzzlingly, "a private room for 45             Theatre location on a Thursday night, then head
minutes." If it's enough time for pizza, ice cream           to Patio next door to rejoin the common folk.
cake, and presents for every peninsula child, it's           Donated by: Landmark Theaters
enough time for whatever you'll get up to.                   Value: $48
Donated by: LaserQuest
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Value: $200
                                                             Embarcadero on A Mission to Explore SF
225                                                          SF is cool, Pauline is cooler. Get this local tour of
Get Ready to RAGE with 1L's Finest                           SF for two with a Bay Area native. Tour will include
Entourage                                                    a drive across the Golden Gate Bridge, a drive
Glam squad for you and a friend. Let D, Gabby,               down Lombard Street, and food stops in the
and PHern be your glam squad for a special night             Mission, Chinatown and the Ferry Building.
of your choosing (date night, law school event,              Donated by: Pauline Ryan
maybe you just want to slay at Patio). Gabby will            Value: $75
make sure your outfit is on point, D will give you           228
that flawless glow, and PHern will top it off with           Pedal to the Metal Dance Pop Jams
bombshell hair. Drinks/EANABs and music                      Spinning but like... aesthetic? Cf. Elena Pinsker,
included.                                                    1L. Three class passes. One changed life.
Donated by: Diana Sanchez, Gabby McKenzie, and               Donated by: SoulCycle
Priscilla Hernandez                                          Value: $60
Value: Priceless

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Fun With Your Significant Otter                              For Those Not Born to Run
The Monterey Bay Aquarium inspires us to                     Get a personalized training plan to make running
consider what civic institutions could be.                   a 5K, Half-Marathon, or Marathon. Set your goal
Understanding, respecting, and preserving a local            and have this seasoned road racer show you how
ecosystem becomes a point of departure for                   to get there, one day at a time.
engaging local communities and reaching for                  Donated by: Natalie Peelish
higher ideals. The first-ever aquarium kelp forest           Value: $25
and one of the best otter exhibits in the world
await you at this fixture of the California coast. 2         232
tickets to see the magic for yourself.                       Pretty Clutch
Donated by: Monterey Bay Aquarium                            Stop stalling and learn how to drive stick with
Value: $100                                                  three one-hour sessions. Much divides the U.S.
                                                             and most of continental Europe: the common
                                                             law/civil law and automatic/manual transmissions
230
                                                             distinctions are among the most prominent,
This One's for the Theater Kids
                                                             though the Altantic Ocean is also notable. As
TheatreWorks has it all: the classics, reimagined,
                                                             such, this is a major step to saving money on
regional debuts of Broadway hits, and world
                                                             European car rentals or being able to get a sweet
premieres of innovative new shows. Two tickets
                                                             midlife crisis Italian or German vehicle.
to any show in the 2018/2019 season. Good luck
                                                             Donated by: Karen Ding
choosing – options include but are not limited to:
                                                             Value: $60
Hold These Truths, about a Japanese-American
man defying an internment order in WWII, Alison
Bechdel's Fun Home, an adaptation of the                     233
riotously funny Santaland Diaries by David                   LiftDING with Karen
Sedaris, and a staging of Frost/Nixon.                       Two hour-long strength training workout sessions
Donated by: TheatreWorks Silicon Valley                      with SPILF's very own Karen Ding. She knows her
Value: $170                                                  way around a gym and can show you a thing or
                                                             two.
                                                             Donated by: Karen Ding
                                                             Value: $40

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234                                                              237
Can I Kick It?                                                   Master That Stratocaster
We've all have frustration we need to vent. Don't                Learn to play more than “Wonderwall” and
light your teacher’s desk on fire like Rachel’s 7th              “Jumper” (though you'll definitely learn those too)
grade classmates. Do it the healthy way with two                 in these three 30-minute guitar lessons with Greg.
months of unlimited kickboxing passes for you                    They’ll probably happen in the teaming room
and a friend. A variety of classes, 7 days a week,               because we’ve never seen the man outside the
so you can punch something whenever the need                     second floor of Crown. Then go serenade that
arises.                                                          special someone. Tried and true strategy for
Donated by: Studio Kicks                                         getting the partner of your dreams.
Value: $218                                                      Donated by: Greg Terryn
                                                                 Value: $50

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Kung Fu Fighting                                                 238
Not everybody will be doing it, but you definitely               The Plot of Surf's Up, But Holt Is The
will be. Enjoy two one-month unlimited Studio                    Penguin
Kicks kung fu (wushu) passes! The studio offers                  Take a break from the law school grind and have
multiple classes 7 days a week for all skill levels              a blast embracing the California lifestyle—check
and all ages. Classes range in age from 3 1/2 up,                the waves and check the natural beauty with Holt
so even the straight throughs can bid on this                    Alden. This certified LA babe will take you and a
exciting offer.                                                  friend to Pacifica or Santa Cruz to teach you how
Donated by: Studio Kicks                                         to shred like a pro. All skill levels are welcome,
Value: $598                                                      though winners must secure boards and wetsuits,
                                                                 which can be easily rented at the Outdoor Center,
                                                                 or borrowed. Holt will also provide ocean safety
236                                                              tips to make sure you're comfortable out on the
In-Camera Review                                                 water, because he's just a great guy. But bid with
Tori isn't just going to capture all your best                   caution: Learning how to surf could derail your
angles with this 1.5 hour photo shoot, she’ll also               career plans by anchoring you to beach cities…
edit the photos you take together to make sure                   Donated by: Holt Alden
that when Tyra has only one photo in her hands,                  Value: $100
it's going to be an absolute stunna of you.
Donated by: Tori Noble
Value: $100

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239                                                         242
Welcome To My Craft Corner                                  Mr. Met – Still A Better Mascot Than
Have the afternoon of a lifetime. Team building.            The Tree
Family and friend bonding. Group Therapy. Any               See New York's premier and favorite baseball
4-6 people who want to get ~crafty~ at a private            team at a home game. That's right! The Mets at
crafting class at Paper Source Palo Alto. Once              CitiField. Catch a glimpse of Thor and his
you’ve studied the ways of the craft masters, go            gorgeous mane, and maybe watch Jose Reyes
on a supplies spree with 10% off all purchases.             steal a base just like he stole away from any real
Donated by: Paper Source                                    legal consequences for his actions. Grab food and
Value: $120                                                 beer at the seventh inning budget stretch: You
                                                            can always trust New York to be extra, so forget
                                                            hot dogs and go bougie at Blue Smoke, paired
240                                                         with a local craft beer. Willa recommends the
U For Uforia?                                               Sweet Action.
Uforia classes include: "Revolutions," a 45 mins            Donated by: Cleary Gottlieb
dance & music inspired cycle class (unrelated,              Value: $300
shockingly, to class struggle and anti-capitalist
revolution); strength / cardio combo classes; and
both pop and hip hop dance workout classes.                 243
Enjoy a pass for 3 classes of your choosing.                The Only Reason To Go To Times Square
Donated by: Uforia Studios Palo Alto                        Enjoying that summer in New York? Catch the last
Value: $75                                                  production of the 2017/2018 season at
                                                            Playwrights Horizons, one of Broadway's most
                                                            innovative theaters featuring work by up-and-
241                                                         coming and established playwrights. Winner
A Decade of That Damn Fedora                                receives two tickets to Log Cabin, a play by
Remember California during your summer in New               Stanford alum Jordan Harrison and starring Jesse
York with two tickets to hear CA-based singer-              Tyler Ferguson of Modern Family and many
songwriter Jason Mraz at the bandshell in                   Broadway productions. Tickets are redeemable
Prospect Park on August 7. Summers in the city              before June 24 for shows on Thursday & Friday
don't get much better than outdoor concerts.                evenings and Saturday & Sunday matinees or
Donated by: Celebrate Brooklyn!                             evenings.
Value: $110                                                 Donated by: Playwrights Horizons
                                                            Value: $120

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It’s Not a Trick, It’s an ILLUSION                             This Sweat Won A Heisman
This private lesson for up to three aspiring                   Live out those crushed NFL dreams in this signed
magicians will be an hour long course in the                   Carson Palmer Cardinals jersey, game-worn and
fundamentals of card magic and prestidigitation                all.
(sleight-of-hand). The curriculum includes history,            Donated by: David Koeninger
magic vernacular, and the surprises behind some                Value: $232
of magic's best kept secrets. The course will end
with a Q&A in full candor, so if you're dying to find          247
out how David Blaine Jonathan Berry-Smith pulled               If folks Wanna Popov...
                                                               Bidding on this autographed San Francisco Giants
a card out of an orange, this is the item for you.
                                                               baseball will not give you a qualified pre-
"Jonathan the Great," as some call him, has
                                                               possessory interest in this piece of sports
performed at Open Mic Night, the Night of Magic
                                                               memorabilia. You still have to win it. Catcher Nick
and Comedy, and even for campus celebrities
                                                               Hundley has signed and inscribed this ball with a
such as Dean Magill and President Marc Tessier-
                                                               Bible citation. Was it Bluebooked? Find out.
Lavigne, so it's safe to say that he is one of the
                                                               Hundley won the 2017 Willie Mac Award for the
top 3 magicians in the class of 2018.
                                                               most inspiring player on the team, so the
Donated by: Jonathan Berry-Smith
                                                               message is sure to be a good one.
Value: Priceless
                                                               Donated by: San Francisco Giants
245                                                            Value: $35
Take Me Out to BAE T&T Park
                                                               248
Two San Francisco Giants tickets to a game of
                                                               On Belay? Belay On.
your choosing. These seats are insane--4 rows
                                                               Two certificates for belay lessons. In the belay
from the field, on the aisle, in prime home run
                                                               lesson, you and your guest will learn how to tie
territory. Section 138, Row 4, Seats 19 and 20.
                                                               the knots and manage the ropes for their climbing
America’s favorite past time has never looked so
                                                               partner. It also includes a day pass and rental
good, so whoever you bring, it's sure to be a
                                                               equipment so you can put your new knowledge to
great time rooting for the only Pence it's socially
                                                               good use.
acceptable to support in California. Spot him on
                                                               Donated by: Planet Granite
the right-field, not the right-wing. Blackout dates:
                                                               Value: $60
9/15/18 and 9/24/18 – 9/30/18.
Donated by: Marc Massarweh
Value: $80

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Character & Fitness                                            Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der
The Cardinal Group Fitness Pass gives Stanford                 børk-børk yubetcha!
community members access to all non-                           If you loved playing Cooking Mama on your
reservation based fitness and exercise classes                 brother’s Nintendo D.S., strongly consider this
during Summer quarter (June 25th through                       opportunity. With this $95 gift certificate, you can
August 31st). Classes include yoga, Zumba, mat                 pick one of the advanced classes ($95) or two of
Pilates, boot camp, and cardio-core, offered                   the more basic classes ($45+) at HomeChef
throughout the day to fit with any schedule. You’ll            Cooking School. Master Argentinian grilling,
get moving and your shiny Genuine library sticker              perfect the art of hand-made pasta or risotto, or
can make a new sticker friend. Hopefully the                   simply refine your fundamentals. When the class is
humbler Cardinal pass sticker won't be like the                over, you may have to pack your knives and go,
fish who bullied Rainbow fish for his iridescence.             but the lessons and one apron are yours forever.
Donated by: Stanford Recreation & Wellness                     Even if you don’t bid or win, anyone can use the
Value: Priceless                                               code YELP15 for 15% off classes at HomeChef!
                                                               Donated by: HomeChef Cooking School
251                                                            Value: $95
PaintBalls To the Wall
12 paintball tickets for Santa Clara Paintball.
                                                               253
These tix get you in for the whole day and provide
                                                               Face it
a semi-automatic paintball gun, bottle mask, and
                                                               Combat the campaign of devastation law school
safety orientation. You'll buy the paintballs and air
                                                               wages on your skin (not just me... right guys?)
refills on-site. Reservations are recommended
                                                               with a signature facial at Skin Spirit, a sleek
and may be required at some locations. Jason
                                                               skincare clinic and spa in downtown Palo Alto.
from homeroom and his friends are planning on
                                                               Restore the glow that the last few quarters have
going for his 14th birthday soon. His mom isn't
                                                               dulled with a treatment including
even going to be there. It's gonna be sick...too
                                                               microdermabrasion, an enzyme mask,
bad you didn't get invited. Show up with these
                                                               extractions, neck and shoulder massage, and
and wipe that smirk off his face.
                                                               carefully selected serums.
Donated by: Santa Clara Paintball
                                                               Donated by: Skin Spirit
Value: $420
                                                               Value: $185

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Silent Auction
                                 Recreation & Activities| Classroom Building

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Exhibit 49ers                                                    Powder to the People
Hit up Levi's Stadium Friday through Sunday to                   Two pairs of six-day lift tickets to the four
check out the 49ers Museum. Go if you love                       mountains of Aspen – Aspen Mountain, Aspen
football, the 49ers in particular, or if you want to             Highlands, Buttermilk, and Snowmass. Discover
see how the San Francisco 49ers have used 11                     why black diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Feel
gallery and exhibit spaces totaling 20,000 square                your edges and shred through some of the best
feet (just under four football fields) in building this          snow in the Rockies; then enjoy Aspen’s glitzy
museum. Do they discuss TBI? TBD.                                après ski scene. For our big law buds: you can’t
Donated by: Hannah Gordon                                        buy happiness, but you can buy a lift ticket at a
Value: $60                                                       fundraising auction.
                                                                 Donated by: The Crown Family
255                                                              Value: $1,500 per pair
Excuse Me, Garçon!
Football autographed by San Francisco 49ers
wide receiver Pierre Garçon. Run, don’t walk, to                 259
get this signed ball. You might be far from                      It Was An Axe-ident!
Garçon’s 40-yard dash time of 4.48 seconds, but                  Have an axe to grind with the Federalist Society?
you’ll have him close at hand with this collector’s              Try throwing one instead! Join Nicole Bronnimann
item. This is one pigskin you probably don’t want                for tips at one of SF’s many ax throwing ranges.
to toss around.                                                  Donated by: The Federalist Society and Nicole
Donated by: Hannah Gordon                                        Bronnimann
Value: $199                                                      Value: Priceless

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Reppin’ Staley on the Daily                                      The View from Above
Celebrate Joe Staley’s pay raise and new player K                The Cessna 172 is a much cooler plane than
(signed Tuesday, April 17) with an autographed                   anything Piper Aircraft ever manufactured. In fact,
jersey from this 49ers OT. Staley is a career 49er               there's no better adequate and alternative forum
and started in every NFL game he’s played in. He                 to enjoy a private flight. Make your aviators mean
also frequently voiced support for his former                    something and take to the sky with Chris Connelly,
teammate Colin Kaepernick’s protest.                             a licensed pilot and thus certified cool guy.
Donated by: Hannah Gordon
                                                                 Shearling jackets strongly encouraged…
Value: $199
                                                                 Donated by: Chris Connelly
                                                                 Value: $350

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