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DID YOU GET A SIX-PACK FOR CHRISTMAS?
  Late last year three Yorkshire breweries worked      online from www.yorkshireales.com. The RSP is
together to launch a unique mixed pack of craft        £14.99 for six 500ml bottles in a gift box.
beer in time for the busy festive season.                Of the gift pack, Andy Lloyd from Majestic
  Believed to be the first time that different brew-   said, “Majestic are pleased to be supporting this
eries have collaborated to create a gift pack, the     unique collaboration between three Yorkshire
Yorkshire Six Pack features two beers from each        micro-breweries and anticipate that sales will be
of Saltaire Brewery, Rudgate Brewery and Wold          strong.” John Gill, Booths Buying Manager,
Top Brewery, and this represents the variety of        added “It’s the ideal gift, not to mention the per-
beers brewed in Yorkshire.                             fect thing to take to a party”.
  Saltaire’s contribution to the gift box is Blonde,     Saltaire Brewery is famed for producing hand
4%, and Cascade Pale Ale, 4.8%, an American            crafted ales with a contemporary twist from its
style pale ale that is characterised by its pine and   brewery that is housed in a former Victorian
grapefruit aroma from the American Cascade             power station.
hops.                                                    Rudgate Brewery was founded in 1992 in the

  To complement Saltaire’s pale beers, the York-       former ammunition building of RAF Marston
shire Six Pack includes Rudgate Brewery’s Bat-         Moor Airfield, and takes its name from the Ro-
tleaxe Bitter, 4.8% and York Chocolate Stout, 5%.      man road that runs through the airfield. It now
The full bodied stout is a deeply rich and satisfy-    produces CAMRA championship beers from a
ing beer brewed using Columbian chocolate from         modern brewery on the airfield.
York’s famous Cocoa House.                                Farm-based Wold Top Brewery brews tradi-
  Tasting different again, owing to chalk filtered     tional real ale from home and Wolds grown
water that comes from high on the Yorkshire            malting barley, the finest hops and pure, chalk-
Wolds, Wold Gold, 4.8% and Angler’s Reward,            filtered Wolds water.
4%, complete the pack. Angler’s Reward is a            For more information about these three breweries,
golden pale ale with a fruity bitterness and a lin-    please visit:
gering aftertaste.                                     www.saltairebrewery.co.uk
  The gift pack has proved popular with regional       www.rudgatebrewery.co.uk
retailers and is available from Majestic’s York-       www.woldtopbrewery.co.uk
shire stores, the majority of Booths stores, and
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Good Beer Guide 2015 – Selections
      Peter Down continues his series of explanations into the workings of our Campaign.
  Believe it or not, we are getting to that time of    lishment.
the year when selections for the Good Beer Guide       Architecture.
2015 need to be considered (yes, already!). The        Support for the community.
pressures of publishing timetables means this          Pub garden.
needs to be undertaken well in advance to ensure       Accommodation.
the required information is included in the new
guide. There is a limited allocation for entries for     The principle selection criterion is, and should
each branch and, therefore, we are not able to         always be, beer quality. The other factors should
submit all the pubs we may like to.                    only be an influencing factor if there is a related
  A number of methods for making selections for        impact to beer quality (for example, a change of
the Good Beer Guide (GBG) are detailed in              landlord or cellar manager) or if further selection
CAMRA guidelines. As a result, the methods             is required to meet the maximum permitted num-
used at different branches may vary. The follow-       ber of submissions for the Good Beer Guide.
ing article outlines how selections are made
within the Bradford branch.                                 Selection Process and Timetable
                     **********                       During the course of the year, a list of pubs con-
                  Selection Criteria                sidered suitable for nomination is developed by
  When reviewing the suitability of pubs and,       the Bradford branch. This list is discussed at the
subsequently, making nominations for the GBG,       branch meetings during the year and additions/
the following criteria are considered:              deletions/amendments made accordingly. To be
                                                    added to the list, a pub must be nominated by a
Primary Criterion:                                  branch member and this nomination then needs to
  The pub should consistently serve ale of good     be seconded by another member. Deletions are
quality and in excellent condition at all times.    made if a pub closes. If there is a report of poor
This shall be taken to mean consistent beer quality beer quality, or a change occurs that is considered
over a full year.                                   to have a detrimental effect on beer quality, then
Other CAMRA Criteria to be Considered:              the pub is kept under observation. It may then be
  The pub should comply with                                            deleted from the list if the beer
the approved beer dispense                                              quality is noted to be consis-
methods detailed in the                                                 tently poor.
CAMRA Internal Policy Docu-                                               At the December branch
ment.                                                                   meeting, the current list of pubs
  Branches are to give prefer-                                          is confirmed. After this meet-
ence to pubs using oversized,                                           ing, the list of pubs is “frozen”.
lined glasses wherever pubs of                                          Any pubs added to the list after
equal status are considered for                                         this meeting will not be eligible
GBG entry.                                                              for nomination for the forth-
  Branches may include outlets                                          coming Good Beer Guide.
in the GBG that are not pubs.                                           Branch members are then asked
  Is the licensee likely to be                                          to visit the pubs on the list and
still in the pub when that edi-                                         start thinking about their nomi-
tion of the GBG is published?                                           nations. Forms are issued so
Other Considerations:                                                   that selections can be made and
Real cider and perry.                                                   up to 20 pubs can be nominated
Welcome / friendliness of staff.                                        by each person.
Presentation / cleanliness.                                               The current survey details for
       Food.                                                            the pubs are issued at the De-
       History of the pub / estab-                                      cember and January branch
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meetings and branch members are asked to con-           is undertaken from mid-March to the end of May.
firm or update these surveys as necessary. This         During this time, a draft proof of the entries is
ensures the correct information can be entered          produced by CAMRA’s editorial team and issued
into the Good Beer Guide should the pub be suc-         for review. The Bradford branch has a two-week
cessfully selected.                                     period in which to review the proofs for the pubs
   The deadline for submitting completed nomina-        in its area and submit any amendments that may
tion forms is the week before the February branch       be required. There may be an opportunity to
meeting. The nominations that have been re-             change any of the pubs listed to one of those on
ceived are collated, reviewed and counted. The          the reserve list if, for example, a previously sub-
pubs with the most nominations, within the per-         mitted pub no longer meets the requirements for
mitted total allocation, are selected for the Good      entry. This is only undertaken if absolutely neces-
Beer Guide. A list of the selected pubs is pro-         sary. The Good Beer Guide is then finalised from
duced for ratification at the branch meeting. A         mid-June to the end of July ready for production
list of reserves is also prepared.                      in August.
   At the February branch meeting, the list of pubs                           **********
selected for entry into the GBG is issued and dis-                           Point of Note
cussed. If there is an objection to any of these          Selection of pubs for the Good Beer Guide is
pubs, the reasons for the objection are heard and       dependent upon contributions from CAMRA
the matter considered. If a valid reason is given,      members. The more members that contribute, the
the branch members vote on whether that pub             more nominations are received and the fairer the
should be removed and, if successful, the pub is        process is. If you believe one of the pubs you
replaced with one from the reserve list. The final-     frequent, or are interested in, is being over-looked
ised list is then ratified at the meeting.              then please take part in the nomination process
   Following the branch meeting, the list of pubs to    and/or persuade other CAMRA branch members
be submitted for the Good Beer Guide and the            you may know to also participate. If you want to
associated survey details are finalised. These are      know more about the pubs on the current list, this
then forwarded to the CAMRA Regional Director           is provided at the branch meetings where you will
so that the submissions can be agreed and signed        be given a warm welcome. Details of when and
off. The deadline for the signing-off process is        where branch meetings are held are given in Tyke
mid-March. In the meantime, the Bradford                Taverner and on the branch website
branch reviews its list of pubs considered suitable     (www.bradfordcamra.org.uk).
for nomination and those that received no nomina-
tions may be removed from the list. The branch          Peter D. Down
then re-commences the development of this list          Campaigns Officer
ready for the following year’s Good Beer Guide.         CAMRA – Bradford Branch
   The first round of edits for the Good Beer Guide

HISTORY LESSON:                                         BITS:
  Leonard Hall has provided us with a list of pubs        Daniel Thwaites is a Lancashire brewery with
on and off Leeds Road, Bradford. Sadly, only one        some fine tradition, and some good ale. They are
remains.                                                old-school in owning and running their own
Junction; Golden Lion; Garnet (Garnet St.); New         pubs. However, worrying news is arriving that
Inn (Joseph St.); Flying Dutchman; New Ex-              tenants are being forced to move on or pack it in
change; Adelphi; Waterloo; King’s Arms; Albion;         because of rocketing rents.
Turk’s Head (Birksland St.); Oak; Cemetery;               Please, Danny boy, don’t try to emulate the
Lemon Tree; Victoria; Ledger (Latimer St.);             ways of the Big Nasties; it doesn’t suit you, and
Wheatsheaf; White Bear; Napier; Waggon &                your good reputation will plummet. Now stop it.
Horses; High Flyer; Thornbury; Virginia (Rushton                     ********************
Rd.).                                                     The Old Glen House, at the top of Shipley
  For those too young to remember, or so old so         Glen, is another one to hit the buffers.
as to have forgotten, that list starts at the bottom.     Yes, it’s shut. Another one.
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The Two Pints:                 Tapped? Nous? Plus Steve, eating in the dark and Brewdog, no!

  Out on a midweek evening excursion, the Pints        without travelling above 100 yards from the sta-
emerged from Leeds station and found their view        tion.
arrested by a hoarding abutting British Home              The Pints then headed for the newest addition to
Stores on Boar Lane, declaiming the December           the Leeds Brewery roster, the Crowd of Favours -
opening of a new Tap. This follows the York,           named after a quote from Pepys apparently - and
Sheffield and Euston Taps, beloved of rail travel-     next to the well-known Duck and Drake, down
lers, and the same company’s Pivni Bar on Patrick      Leeds' historic Kirkgate and then up a side street.
Pool, York. Regular Two Pint readers may recall           We ate some good food, a touch expensive for a
our excursion to York, where the Pivni was ad-         pub, but satisfying, albeit the same menu as the
judged an outstanding success, located as it is in a   other Leeds Brewery pubs – White Swan, Brew-
fine 16th century building and stocking as it does a   ery Tap, Midnight Bell etc. A suggestion of a
good range of draughts and bottles.                    chain in the identical menus, rather than the indi-
  The Pints anticipate the opening of the Leeds        viduality we crave. And no greens. Beers? Leeds’
Tap keenly, guessing that the location will ensure     Gathering Storm 4.5%, and Little Valley’s Vanilla
a large throughput of thirsty visitors and a healthy   Porter 4.5% were good, although the latter’s va-
turnover of interesting brews.                         nilla was a little too pronounced in the mix to
  And, if that were not enough.. Bundobust, the        satisfy completely. Beers, like music, often bene-
eagerly anticipated Sparrow/Prashad collabora-         fit from a touch of counterpoint. We fell back on
tion, is slated to open in February, on Mill Hill      an oddly disappointing Midnight Bell, normally
across the road from the new Tap and on the way        the reassuring star amongst Leeds Brewery’s
to the Scarbrough. See Bundobust.com for more          beers and first discovered by the Pints at the Ilkley
on this. So, a sterling evening to be had in Leeds     Beer Festival some years ago after a bracing Feb-
                                                       ruary afternoon walk over the moor from Saltaire.
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It was rather too dark in the CoF too. We do like   favoured person, though Aviator has always ar-
to see our food and be able to read the menu. We       gued that pubs are not particularly successful as
wonder how Tyke Taverners like their pub light-        romantic venues.
ing? Aviator, if supping alone, likes to combine         Doctor is also annoyed by Brewdog's bottle
his pleasures and read a book with his pint.           labels, which lack individuality and thus memora-
   Thence to the Brewdog pub behind the Corn           bility. Their marketing has been acclaimed as one
Exchange, on which Aviator has already reported        of their strengths, but we feel that the visual lack
in these pages. The nice chap behind the bar con-      of individuality fails to clearly lodge the character
firmed what a quick glance at the taps had sug-        of their bottled brews in the memory.
gested – the disturbing fact that Brewdog doesn’t        On the upside.. Brewdog may have shaken up
do cask any more.                                      the Scottish brew scene, they may produce decent
   This is not our only quarrel with Brewdog, beefs    keg beer, the chap behind the bar was friendly and
mainly pursued by Doctor, who went off on a            matter-of-fact, and they sell thirds of a pint. How-
right rant. Aviator’s previous mention of the          ever their ambience is one of a good supermarket
Leeds Brewdog in these pages was positive, espe-       purveying packaged (keg) products, rather than a
cially regarding the creative utilisation of an awk-   friendly local retailer with homemade and home-
ward space, but the Doctor felt it to be spartan and   grown (cask) fresh produce. Keg may save the
brutalist, and objected to having to sit on a low      company money, but a lack of cask takes them
squashy sofa. Readers with long memories will          below the line and beyond the pale for Doctor.
recall that our favoured seating is settles, or up-    Enough. All this is the oxygen of publicity, and
right chairs with arms; a certain puritan framing      the company clearly don't need it.
for the serious business of hedonism. Sofas relax        Aviator would like to mention a nice pint of
one too much, and remove one from the critical         Batemans’ Hazelnut Brown, drunk at the Leeds
rigour needed to maintain an open and alert mind       station ‘Spoons, as well as more than one
on a good night out. Fine for spooning with one’s      pint of Liquorice Stout from the Riverhead        13
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Brewery in Marsden, enjoyed at Fanny’s Ale-            drink - the Black Horse in Giggleswick an honour-
house. We both relish a good stout and the latter      able exception - and the Talbot used to be at the
was one of the best - richly textured and with         desperate end of the spectrum, a cheerless barn of
nicely modulated flavours. A promising and en-         a place with unpalatable beer. But how things
couragingly distinctive first experience from this     have turned around in Settle.
previously unknown – to us – brewery.                    For example, the Harts Head - up the road in
  We learn that Steve, once of Salts Sports and        Giggleswick - is one of the most improved pubs in
Social Club in Saltaire, can now be found on sev-      the district, selling a splendid range of good ales,
eral evenings behind the bar at The Fox, newly         and a little place on Duke Street called Thirteen
opened on Briggate in Shipley. A quick tribute to      Cafe Bar sells real ales in a narrow but convivial
Steve is deemed relevant. It was he who hosted the     setting.
greatly appreciated monthly Beer Club at Salts           However it is The Talbot itself that has been a
Sports and Social Club, wherein Saltaire Brewery       revelation. Completely refurbished and now as
tested their new beers at a good price, not to men-    warm and welcoming as it was previously bleak
tion the seemingly endless parade of excellent         and charmless, on the day of Aviator's visit it had
Salamander stouts and porters – a revelation.          beer from Dent, Ilkley, Lancaster, Taylors and
  Steve and Salts Club also held some very inter-      from Settle’s own Settle Brewing Company,
esting beer festivals. A deal of imagination and       which references the well-known Settle to Carlisle
good choice went into these. For example there         railway line by giving its beers rail-related names.
was the wonderful Yorkshire vs. Lancashire beer        Aviator had an IPA called Signal Mainline which
clash of a couple of years ago, where eight brews      was decent enough without being world-changing.
from each county were lined up against each other      If readers are passing through to the Dales, the
and drinkers would vote for their top three in or-     Talbot is well-worth a slight detour.
der. These events were on a more humane and              A late report from Doctor and the Accomplice:
merciful scale than most beer festivals, giving one    "In the Sparrow recently, and the cask Ilkley Fire-
the opportunity to try out nearly all the beers over   side Porter 4.2% was perfect. They also had keg
a couple of days. We contrast this with the re-        Bundobust, the beer to match their new cafe/bar
morseless beer festival pressure, where one has a      collaboration of the same name. Bundobust is
tightly delimited session of a few hours to seek       4.7% and.. interesting, but not quite to my taste.
elixirs, like liquid needles in haystacks. Perhaps     They describe it as a Coriander Pilsner, and the
too florid a metaphor, but too much choice can be      Accomplice's youthfully keen palate also spotted
an oppressive tyrant. We wish Steve well in his        lemon, which the Sparrow confirmed. This gives a
new role.                                              slight perfumey taste/smell, not unpleasant."
  Already the Fox in Shipley is establishing itself      Talking of Ilkley Brewery, they are doing some
on the Pints’ regular itinerary. Some mighty           other fine things – their Mayan Chocolate Chi-
brews featured include York Centurion’s Ghost,         potle Stout 6.5% is very good indeed, whether in
Saltaire’s Hazelnut Coffee Porter and a truly im-      bottle or on draught. A chipotle is apparently a
maculate Saltaire Triple Chocoholic.                   smoke-dried jalapeño pepper. So there.
  From further afield, Aviator visited Settle and,       Right, must dash – Editor Boothroyd is march-
amongst others, Keighley and Craven CAMRA’s            ing up and down waving a plague and shouting
pub of the season, the Talbot. There was a time,       'Deadline!' and we fear for our health.
and it is in fairly recent memory, when Settle was       Cheers! the2pints@gmail.com for all thoughts
not exactly blessed with places to get a decent        and correspondence.

Late news: Steve Ball, mentioned above, is now running the local Conservative Club, and so continu-
ing to spread the word on good ale.

BITS: The Blue Boar, Thornton, is now in private hands. It currently offers two or three real ales.
      Sounds good.
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THE BIRD FINALLY FLIES
  After more than 30 weeks of painstaking resto-       pected challenges were faced during the build
ration work at a cost in excess of £200,000,           programme. Working with architects and engi-
Wharfedale’s first BrewPub, the Flying Duck,           neers effective solutions were found to protect the
finally opened its doors in Ilkley in mid-             building’s character whilst delivering a superb
November.                                              customer environment.
  In late 2012, sixteen businessmen and women,           It’s been an absolute privilege to have been in-
all with a close connection to the town, formed        volved. I hope the investors get the returns they
two companies; (Flying Duck Enterprises Ltd and        deserve and I am sure it will be a great success”.
Wharfedale Brewery Ltd), which acquired the              The pub is serving nine rotating cask real ales
lease of the former Mallard Inn (more recently the     (from Wharfedale and other microbreweries
Albert) on Church Street.                              throughout the UK), draught ciders, continental
  The majority of the investors are past chairmen      lagers, bottled beers from around the world, an
of Ilkley Round Table and founder members of           extensive range of fine wines, whiskies and spir-
the highly successful Ilkley Beer Festival. They       its, soft drinks, teas and coffees.
felt there was a niche in the market place to capi-      The brewery, which predominately serves the
talise on the resurgence in the popularity of real     pub and other carefully selected local hostelries,
ale, by producing and selling their own beer, in       can be viewed from an impressive gallery via a
the kind of pub that they felt had been sadly lack-    decked beer garden located between the two
ing in the Ilkley area for generations.                buildings.
  The property is Ilkley's oldest pub building,          Jonathan Shepherd, one of the investors who
dating back to the early 1600s. The current Grade      lives in Ben Rhydding said, “It’s been a long time
II listed structure was built as a farmhouse in 1709   coming and we’d like to thank the public for the
and retains many of its original features. This        great interest they have shown and the support

provided an exact match with the investors’ plans      they have given in what we have tried to achieve.
to create a Yorkshire Dales style real ale and fine    More importantly we’d like to thank them for
wine venue, in a setting packed with character,        being so patient.
which could also incorporate a microbrewery.             The work that has been undertaken is first class
   And thus, Wharfedale's first BrewPub was            and a credit to everyone who has been involved.
born. The pub has been renamed the Flying              Both the pub and the brewery look absolutely
Duck, in a nod to it’s most famous previous name,      fantastic. It has taken a little longer than we had
and the third incarnation of Wharfedale Brewery        hoped but I am certain that everyone will be enor-
has been established.                                  mously impressed and agree that it has been well
   Ilkley based, Paul Whitehead, the project’s         worth the wait.
Chief Building Contractor commented; “As a               We would like to think that it will be a venue
listed building, and indeed probably the oldest        for everyone; men and women, young and old,
        structure in central Ilkley, numerous unex-    families, dogs, walkers, cyclists and so on.
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Notes:
  The shareholders: Julie Brett; Bill Dale; Peter Demaine; Wil-
liam Eddison; Anthony Elston; Peter Fisher; Neil Godden; Dar-
ren Martin; Robin Oldfield; James Pitt; Stewart Ross; David
Russell; Mark Selby; Jonathan Shepherd; Paul Smith and Tim
Usherwood.
  The original Wharfedale Brewery was founded in Wetherby in
the 1840's and is believed to have closed in the late 1950's. The
name was resurrected in 2003 in Grassington by David
Aynesworth (owner of the Craven Arms in Appletreewick and
star of YTV's Yorkshire's Perfect Pint), before being dissolved
in 2007.
  The pub was bought from Enterprise Inns in September 2010
by former Ilkley Grammar School pupils David Russell and
Jonathan Shepherd as an Investment property.

                 A New Author: A Debut Book - Man O’ The World
  The book is set almost entirely around pub life      In between, the social life of the pub is ex-
in a northern town                                   plored, early doors crowd, after time drinking etc.,
which I think the read-                              until the decline and closures over the last few
ers will find they can                               decades is painfully realised.
connect with. Taking a                                 He is basically a rogue/rough diamond, and as
twist on the old cliché                              of many a pub disciple, wishes to be seen in as
of 'man of the world' it                             many establishments as possible. There are many
follows the life of                                  tales of his many ups and spiralling downs.
rogue Ray Taylor from                                                     **********
the early 1960's to the                                The book is available at Amazon UK books,
present day.                                         Waterstones and other online bookstores, paper-
  Ray Taylor (the main                               back and kindle versions.
character) gets hooked                                 I myself am a retired fire-fighter and give Ray a
on pub life from the                                 career in the fire service; however his discipline
day he starts work and                               does leave something to be desired. No it is not
has a few bob in his                                 autobiographical but certain traits of many ac-
pocket till the end of the book. (Shouldn’t give     quaintances are explored.
too much away, you may wish to read.)                  ISBN 978-0-9574346-3-9. price £7.99.

                           Graham Ashworth was born in Rochdale in 1959 but now lives in Rossen-
                        dale with wife Dawn. He has one son and one daughter and is now a proud
                        grandfather. He also has a stepdaughter.
                           He originally worked as an engineer before embarking on his thirty year
                        career as a fire-fighter with the Greater Manchester Fire Service. This, his
                        first novel, is based on years of observation of human nature and has enabled
                        him to show his talent for story-telling in this fast-paced, debut book.

BITS:                                                 The Hare & Hounds, Toller Lane, is now offer-
  The Fisherman’s Arms, Dowley Gap, is closed.      ing at least six real ales. So with the Delvers
Guess what? What looks on the surface a viable      closed, it’s a lifeline for so many drinkers in that
pub is, actually, not that at all when the National part of Bradford. Use the Force, Ember Inns, and
Graspers want their massive (and fatal) cut.        keep on in there.
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CALDERDALE CAPERS with Rob Wilson
  Bronte fans from all over the world are headingvisitors. I forget the exact figure but one Wether-
to the Jubilee Refreshment Rooms in Sowerby      spoons ticker said this made it more than 600 of
Bridge. A blue plaque on an outside wall of the  the chain's pubs he had visited. The Halifax and
pub celebrates the fact that Branwell Bronte     Calderdale CAMRA branch was invited to a pre-
(brother of the more famous literary sisters)    opening session to give the staff chance to hone
worked there for a while at the town's first rail-
                                                 their skills before the official opening. I sadly
way station. Bronte fanatics like to visit many  missed the trip which included a free meal and
sites associated with the family and of course can
                                                 two free pints. I have still not visited the
take the opportunity to call into the JRR for a  Commercial Inn to check out the beer range but I
refreshing pint of real ale at the same time.    understand local ales from Slightly Foxed are
                                                           much in evidence. The CAMRA visitors
                                                           said they were very impressed with the
                                                           building, decor, ales and service they
                                                           received. I am looking forward to check-
                                                           ing the place out.
                                                              Eight branch members (including me)
                                                           made it to Stod Fold Brewery in Ogden,
                                                           Halifax for a very pleasant Monday after-
                                                           noon visit. The 10 barrel plant brewery
                                                           holds monthly open days for the trade
                                                           (normally the second Monday of the
                                                           month) so any landlords who want to
                                                           meet the staff and taste the fine ales can
                                                           ring the brewery to arrange a visit or just
                                                           call in. The brewery has a website. Their
                                                           first brew was May Day 2013 and the
                                                           brewery is keen to get their ales into lo-
 Also in Sowerby Bridge the new Wetherspoons, cal
The Commercial Inn, is now open and attracting pubs and are also marketing to London pubs.
                                                                                       They use Bev-
                                                                                       erage Express
                                                                                       as distributors.
                                                                                       The staff are
                                                                                       Paul Harris
                                                                                       (brewer and
                                                                                       partner), An-
                                                                                       gus Wood
                                                                                       (partner) and
                                                                                       Samantha
                                                                                       Turner (sales).
                                                                                       Their beers are
                                                                                       Pils (4.8%),
                                                                                       Robust Porter
                                                                                       (4.8%), Amber
                                                                                       (4.5%), Blonde
                                                                                       (4.5%) and
                                                                                       Gold (3.8%).
       Important question now: Is this a Wetherspoon’s pub or a car showroom?
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as the locals. An excellent array of
                                                                       food was provided including stew
                                                                       and dumplings. Thanks very much
                                                                       to all the staff at the pub for mak-
                                                                       ing us so welcome and making
                                                                       such a great effort with the fabu-
                                                                       lous food.
                                                                         I am sure many of you will have
                                                                       visited the excellent Cock o' the
                                                                       North pub at Hipperholme to sam-
                                                                       ple the fine Halifax Steam Brew-
                                                                       ery beers. You will probably have
                                                                       noticed that you can see the brew-
                                                                       ing equipment in the other side of
                                                                       the pub behind the bar. The Hali-
                                                                       fax Steam ales are all still served
According to the sign, this new brewery might be called Slod Bold. but apparently the brewing equip-
                              But it isn’t.                            ment is no longer visible and has
                                                                       moved. I am not quite sure where
  All the CAMRA members on our visit were very but it is believed to be just a few yards away in the
impressed with the brewery set up, the enthusiasm nearby brick built building.
of the staff and the quality of the ales. One novel   The Halifax Steam beers are some of my favour-
feature of the brewery is the wooden beer mats      ites and I always make a point of taking CAMRA
they provide – something I had not seen before      visitors from outside the area to the Cock o' the
and a memorable marketing feature.                  North and they are always impressed. In fact I
  Our branch's Christmas party took place at the    seem to remember I had a struggle getting some
                                                    Bristol CAMRA members out of the place! I will
                                                    try and visit before next issue to find out exactly
                                                    where the brewery has moved to. Little Valley
                                                    Brewery at Cragg Vale continues to do very well
                                                    and in 2014 plans to invest £200,000 in a new
                                                    bottling plant. The brewery actually sells more in
                                                    bottles that it does in casks and their ales are avail-
                                                    able in Booths, Sainsbury's and Waitrose as well
                                                    as numerous independent shops. The Tour de
                                                    France passes the brewery in 2014 and I think
                                                    somewhere near the brewery will be a fine moor-
                                                    land spot to watch the cyclists with a Little Valley
                                                    beer in hand of course.
                                                      Could I recommend calling into Bare Arts on
                                                    Rochdale Road next time you are in Todmorden,
                                                    or, better still, make a special trip. The place sells
                                                    CAMRA approved real ale in bottles and these
                                                    make a fine tipple to have at home. You can also
                                                    sample the beers on site. I called in briefly a cou-
Ale and stew: traditional Christmas fare. Why not? ple of weeks ago with visitors to Todmorden and
                                                    as we were only sampling one beer we chose a
Long Chimney in Sowerby Bridge. The pub had         vintage ale. The 8.4% Strong Stout was fantastic
got two Stod Fold ales on for our visit as well as  and a drink to be slowly savored and respected.
Doombar. The beers went down very well and the        I was very impressed with a couple of
party proved popular with branch members as well ales I tried at the last Wetherspoons beer 19
festival. The Batemans Hazelnut Brownie (6.3%) while and was very pleased I visited. The beer
was fantastic. I have mentioned before my liking        festival was excellent and I called into Fernandes
for the special ales created by some of the national Brewery Tap for the first time in several years. I
breweries. Although as CAMRA members we                 was very pleased I did and two of our branch
often tend to steer clear of the usual offerings from members were so impressed with the pub they
Greene King I must say their Abbot's Confession went back specially a couple of weeks later and
(8.5%) was amazing. You could not ask for a bet- spent a full afternoon in the place.
ter array of warming flavours in an ale and it re-        The Star Inn Winter Beer Festival was as good
minds us that the national brewers can still turn it as all their events always seem to be. How they
on when they set their minds to it.                     manage to serve so much tip top quality ale in a
  It seems to have been a busy time for beer festi- marquee at the rear of the pub is a mystery to me.
vals recently with branch members singing the           The reputation of the Star is well known and I
praises of the Winter Beer Festival at the Star Inn noticed several famous tickers were in attendance
in Huddersfield, Slaithwaite Moonraker Beer Fes- carrying out their strange practices with funnels
tival, and the Wakefield, Birmingham and Lon-           and bottles.
don's Pig's Ear festivals.                                I was amazed how many Northern faces I recog-
  The Slaithwaite festival is organised by the          nised at the Pig's Ear festival in Hackney, London.
Colne Valley Lions Club who have raised over            I had arranged to meet Southern friends at the
£250,000 for charity since they
formed in 1987. The fine festival had
over 30 ales and my favourite was
Maiden Voyage from Bosun's brew-
ery in Horbury. It was a fine chestnut
brown traditional ale.
  Birmingham beer festival was well
organised and a good time was had by
all. This is one of the major CAMRA
festivals and ale quality was excep-
tional. I stuck to local ales and was
not disappointed by any of them. I did
find perhaps many tables and chairs
had been crammed together and mov-             Pig’s Ear. With all that space for lasses and young ‘uns.
ing around them was sometimes rather
difficult. I had not been to Wakefield for quite a      festival which takes place in the fine historic
                                                                             Round Chapel and I was not
                                                                             quite sure where the place was.
                                                                             Coming out of the overground
                                                                             station I noticed two bearded
                                                                             men in brewery t-shirts and
                                                                             overheard them discussing the
                                                                             merits of cult TV show Blake's
                                                                             Seven. I decided it was quite
                                                                             likely they were heading to the
                                                                             festival and I secretly followed
                                                                             them. My decision proved
                                                                             correct. The festival was excel-
                                                                             lent although some of that
                                                                             unpleasant key keg stuff was
                                                                             in evidence and I did notice
                                                                             some people complaining that
20        Uncle  Gloom    and two happy  pals enjoy the Star’s festival.    it was being served. I did try a
half of something key keg and it proved to be ex-
pensive and dull! We were at the festival on a
Wednesday afternoon (perhaps the situation is
different in the evenings) and I did notice virtually
everyone attending was male and over the age of
50. It really did hit home that CAMRA must do all
it can to attract younger members and female
members.

                                                        Having come all this way to see the tiles, it seems
                                                                    to have been worth it.
                                                       Lane, Spitalfields, had 11 ales on, all from London
                                                       breweries. The Ten Bells, Commercial Street,
                                                       Spitalfields, does not have a very good beer range
                                                       but it does have fantastic blue and white tiling
                                                       from the famous Victorian firm Simpsons. You
                                                       are in the heart of Jack the Ripper territory here
                                                       and a local told us he actually killed someone in
                                                       the cellar of the pub but I can't confirm that!
                                                         Finally I must mention a proper old fashioned
                                                       London boozer – the Pride of Spitalfields on Hen-
                                                       eage Street. Beer quality was great here and it has
                                                       a real EastEnders feel. The barmaid (she may have
                                                       been the landlady) was fantastic with a cheery
                                                       word for everyone in a proper 'Cor Blimey Gov'
                                                       accent. I was rather startled when she walked
                                                       round the pub and handed everyone two balloons
                                                       to blow up for the pub’s New Year's Eve party.
                                                         There was some netting arranged at ceiling
                                                       height to put the balloons in. She decided I did not
                                                       have to blow up balloons and as I was the tallest
                                                       person in the pub my job was to put all the bal-
                                                       loons in the netting. My lack of skill at throwing
    No, you can’t get up to visit the twilight zone.   them in amused the
                                                       locals for a good
   We took the chance to visit a few London pubs five minutes. There
over the next couple of days. I can't praise the       were a couple of
twice London pub of the year The Hope at Car-          American tourists in
shalton enough. If I was to design my perfect pub the pub and they
this would be it. Friendly customers, enthusiastic were amazed by the
and efficient staff and a great selection of interest- whole show. Just
ing ales in perfect condition. And if you are lucky about the best part of
the pub cat will come and sit on your lap.             their holiday they
   I will try and visit The Hope on all my future      said. Get down the
trips to London.                                       pub and have a good
   We managed to get to one or two other good          time – you know it
pubs I had not been to before. Williams, Artillery makes sense.                  Yes, ma’am, an old 21
                                                                                  English tradition.
Real Ale is Brewing Up a Storm in the North?
       Some Academic Research into                        many beers as possible whilst staying sufficiently
         Real Ale in ‘The North'                          sober and maintaining a sufficiently masculine
(with comment which could not be resisted – Ed.).         appearance. (At a beer festival, this half pint
  Provided by David Litten (20/11/13), who also           drinking is probably true, but the fact that
        suggests this YouTube like effort.                CAMRA festivals have half pint markings on the
           It’s probably not there now.                   pint glasses encourages this, while still allowing
         http://www.youtube.com/watch?                    room for a full pint now and again. Surely we
                v=xTAmeuMMs84                             are over this masculine appearance nonsense?
                                                          And many women do the same thing, of course,
  The real ale industry has the potential to thrive       for exactly the same reason.)
as part of the tourist industry by focusing on en-           All interviewees were proud of their local
gaging small, local breweries and community               identity: with the working-class respondents com-
experiences such as festivals, pub walks and taste        menting that local pride and the authentic drinks
-testings, researchers at Leeds Met have discov-          made them feel connected to working-class iden-
ered.                                                     tity and traditions; and the middle-class respon-
   The research team at the Carnegie Faculty at           dents tending to be concerned that real ale's ex-
Leeds Met, made up of Professor Karl Spracklen,           pensive price tag could put it out of reach of its
Jon Laurencic and Dr Alexandra Kenyon, set out            'authentic' working-class roots. (Just a minute –
to discover how well the real ale tourism trade is        real ale is usually cheaper than that keg and
performing and how a sense of northern English            lager stuff, so what’s going on here?)
community is established through this leisure                 Professor Spracklen continued: "We have
activity in their study, which has been published         found that real ale tourism attracts two distinct
in Tourist Studies journal.                               groups of people: Firstly we see a group of older,
  The study was based in the north of England             white, working-class men who are serious about
through interviews and informal conversations             their real ale and very knowledgeable. They ar-
with attendees of a real ale festival, interviews         rive early to festivals to sample the rare beers
with senior members of staff at northern brewer-          before they are sold out and they leave before
ies, and through the observations of one re-              they are too drunk to get home. A second group
searcher who volunteered throughout the festival.         of younger, less dedicated real ale drinkers, the
  Real ale is beer that has not been treated to kill      'hipsters', arrive later, aim to get drunk with their
the process of fermentation: real ale has to be           friends and are less concerned about trying par-
handled carefully in cellars by landlords, and only       ticular beers. (No, no, this is silly. Who did these
has a number of days in which it is able to be            people interview?)
enjoyed. Professor Spracklen commented: "What                 Many respondents were proud to feel part of a
we found from our research is that the taste of           real ale community, travelling across the country
real ale, and its use of quality ingredients, are two     to different festivals, as well as pub walks, taste-
of the most important reasons for people getting          testings in local pubs and brewery visits, with one
involved in community events such as festivals            even keeping a note book which he carried every-
but also that there is a real rise in interest in local   where with him to note down the beers he had
products, including both food and drink, and that         tried and his comments. (They only found one
there is a new interest emerging from a younger,          ticker at a beer festival?)
more middle-class, 'hipster' audience."                      Professor Spracklen concluded: "Overall, real
  The researchers noted that real ale fans pride          ale fans are rejecting the mainstream and support-
themselves on being a friendly, welcoming com-            ing good taste and distinction, becoming learned
munity rather than being rowdy and drunken.               cultural travellers and bonding with like-minded
Drinking half-pints is the norm, but most men             people."
would prefer to be seen drinking this measure                (That sounds impressive, but what happens
       from a full pint glass in order to sample as       when real ale becomes “mainstream”?)
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PICTURE PERFECT. Well, almost...
                                                                                Another Pub of the
                                                                              Season presentation,
                                                                              and this time it’s the
                                                                              Salts Sports Associa-
                                                                              tion. Why?
                                                                                Well, young Steve
                                                                              Ball, pictured below
                                                                              (looking a little be-
                                                                              mused, perhaps), has
                                                                              been more than instru-
                                                                              mental is setting up
                                                                              their monthly Beer
                                                                              Club - obviously with
                                                                              the good will of and
                                                                              assistance from the
                                                                              committee.
                                                                                Then there’s the an-
                                                                              nual beer festival: a
                                                                              splendid affair with just
                                                                              enough beers to make
                                                                              the challenge viable to
                                                                              try them all.

  In the centre, above, is Steve’s successor, Danny
Middleton. He knows what he has to follow, and is
up for the task. It’s a confident smile, anyway.
  There’s good real ale on at all times at the Salts
Sports Association. It’s between canal and river in
Saltaire. Turn left at the bottom of Victoria Road
and keep going.

                                                       Both looking relaxed, and contemplating
                                                       either a game of darts or another jar of fine
                                                       ale. We believe the darts is set for February.
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Mr.Paul Chand runs the Cas-
EIGHTY EIGHT YEARS                tle, Barry Street, Bradford. He
                                  has run several pubs over
                                  many years, and does seem to
                                  do a good job of it. He needs
                                  no introduction to many.
                                    Traditional, acoustic, live
                                  music is a feature at least
                                  every Friday evening.
                                    But, for a change, he hosted
                                  an unusual event one Sunday
                                  in December. It was in honour
                                  of his parents, pictured left,
                                  who were celebrating their
                                  88th (yes, 88th) wedding anni-
                                  versary. They are both cente-
                                  narians, as might be expected.
                                    Much was there singing,
                                  with the usual crew of per-
                                  formers in attendance, includ-
                                  ing local Saltaire songer / sing-
                                  writer, Eddie Lawler (below).
                                  By the way, he gets his picture
                                  in because he is a CAMRA
                                  member. Look out for his gigs,
                                  especially with that lass with
                                  the harp.

               Above (centre)
             we see Paul him-
             self entertaining
             the troops, and
             anyone else who
             turned up, to some
             real Indian music.
             That drum is the
             loudest unampli-
             fied instrument
             ever let loose
             inside four walls,
             without causing
             them to fall down.                               25
A word from Salamander Brewing Company:             of stouts and porters seemed to take off and now it
Return of the Copper-Coloured Ale                   appears to be the turn of copper-coloured ales.
(Not all Gentlemen prefer Blondes)                    If you’ve never tried it, Mudpuppy (4.2 %) is a
                                                                    traditional best bitter with a bit of
  Until recently, Mudpuppy, a                                       a twist in the form of some exotic
bittersweet best bitter, has lived in                               hops, just enough to give it an
the shadow of our most popular                                      interesting and complex hop char-
beer – Golden Salamander, a 4.5                                     acter.
% citrussy pale ale (Silver medal                                   If your local pub does not serve
winner in the Great British Beer                                    our beer, you can always come
Festival 2011).                                                     and sample some at the brewery.
  However, we are wondering if                                      We do tours/parties for 15 + peo-
this long-standing fashion for pale                                 ple (with various options), so
hoppy beers isn’t waning, as in the                                 check out our website and pay us
last year Mudpuppy sales have                                       a visit. Alternatively, you could
been steadily growing, possibly                                     buy a pin (36 pints) or a firkin (72
helped in part by some tweaks to                                    pints) direct from the brewery and
the recipe. As the days have                                        host your own party (or drink it all
grown shorter, sales have been                                      yourself of course)!
booming. A few years ago, sales

 FURTHER ANECDOTES from the                       leaving my beer on the bar. When I returned it
                                                  had disappeared, but a quick look round revealed
  PUB CRAWLS of Philip Tordoff                    an elderly gentleman sitting in a corner supping
 On my first visit to the (now closed) Craven
                                                  my half. I pointed this out to the landlady, who
Heifer at Fairweather Green, I ordered my half of
                                                  said, "Oh, he does that regular." She willingly
Websters before going through to the Gents and
                                                  pulled me another half.
                                                    In those dreadful days in the 1970s when Hud-
                                                  dersfield was a near beer desert, traditional Bass
                                                  Extra Light was something of a rarity. A friend
                                                  and myself asked for half of same at the Grey
                                                  Horse, Chapel Hill, whereupon the barmaid acci-
                                                  dentally caught the lever of the electric pump in
                                                  passing, delivering a third half into the drip tray,
                                                  despite frantic attempts to stop it. She did not
                                                  realise that these electric pumps delivered a half,
                                                  an exact half and nothing but a half. There was a
                                                  happy ending. The pub is now renamed the Rat
                                                  & Ratchet, with loads of handpumps, and ud-
                                                  dersfield has turned into something of a beer
                                                  lover's paradise.
                                                    The day I almost got shot was in the long, dry
                                                  summer of 1976. I was about to survey Meltham,
                                                  but before doing so, I opted for a short walk on
                                                  the moors, from where there are extensive views.
                                                  I heard a shout, followed by a shot from a gun as
                                                  a bullet whizzed past me. This was a warning
                                                  shot to indicate that I had strayed from the path.
                                                  Anyone dropping a cigarette end could have
                                                  started an extensive fire. The two men turned out
                                                  to be friendly after all.
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Russell Petcher’s Back and Reviewin’               regular basis in fact it was only the other year that
                                                   I took to the stage myself in a production of Evita
Bradford's Noise of the Valleys Volume Two.        at the Grand Theatre in Leeds.
                                                      Carnaby Street is a new musical which features
  This is an in depth study of local music history a wide range of classic songs from the sixties, it’s
between the years 1988 and 1998. It contains over by the same bloke who did Dreamboats And Petti-
a hundred 'rock family trees' naming more than     coats and for some reason he must not have had
five thousand local musicians and over a thousand permission to use songs by The Rolling Stones or
bands, ranging from Zed to Tasmin Archer to        The Kinks but that didn't matter as it was still a
Terrorvision.                                      great show featuring not only some classic songs
  It features individual profiles of hundreds of   but also had some wonderful costumes that cap-
bands and artists and many local clubs and ven-    tured the atmosphere of the sixties perfectly.
ues. Every page is packed with photos, articles,      The live band onstage had the tough job of not
posters and images from the period and covers a    only having to concentrate on what they were
massive range of musical styles from pop and       playing but also they had to do a spot of acting
rock to folk and blues to indie and punk to hard-  too.
core and doom metal to the dance scene.                                  **********
  Released as a companion to this book is a 6 CD                   Dale Earnhardt Jr.Jr
box set, The Music 1988-1998, containing more                      The Speed Of Things
than eight hours of music from over a hundred of                       Album Review
the local artists featured in this book.                It can mean a lot of different things when
                     **********                    someone describes a band as being Beatle-esque
           Carnaby Street The Musical              because after all The Beatles covered a lot of mu-
              The Alhambra (Bradford)              sical genres in their short lived 8 years together
    I'm quite partial to a good musical now and    and so when I read that Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr was a
then and have enjoyed going to the theatre on a    little bit Beatle-y I was obviously a tad sceptical.
                                                      The Speed Of Things is a great chill out album
                                                   and every time I listen to it I can hear something
                                                   new and I kind of get the whole Beatle-y thing
                                                   about it but to me this is more like The Beta
                                                   Band,who are also a great band.
                                                      The Speed Of Things is the sound of old meet-
                                                   ing new and that my friend is absolute genius.
                                                                         **********
                                                                         The Savoy
                                                                       She Loves Me
                                                                        Demo Review
                                                        This has to be the most adventurous piece of
                                                   work that I’ve ever heard The Savoy perform. It
                                                   has a few tricky time changes with drum rolls all
                                                   over the place and a bass line to die for.
                                                      Vocalist Brad Featherstone mentions the Eiffel
                                                   Tower in this song and girls in killer heels, he
                                                   certainly has a way with words and his voice still
                                                   demands your full attention when he sings.
                                                      You can clearly hear The Libertines influence in
                                                   Brads song-writing but he also brings something
                                                   new to the table and that is a touch of class.
                                                      It's been a while but it looks like The Savoy are
                                                   back on track and I look forward to hearing their
                                                            new E.P., which is out soon.
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Sean Garvey Against the World: the Ongoing Struggle
     The Albion Twenty Fourteen                     battling axe. It felt wrong not holding it, as it has
          (this article has a PG13 rating)          been part of me for so long. But if trust was the
  Down on both knees, grasping the two-metre        only way to end this war I would give it. I turned
blade with both hands. My enemy towering over from my opponent, ready to walk into a new
me with glee as he was the one who thrust his       day...
weapon into my back. I look across and up to-         Only for him to take advantage of this moment
wards my partner. My true love. The woman who he had been waiting for, for seven years. With
has been fighting by my side for seven years. I     clenched teeth and white froth dripping from his
stare at her face. I see what she expects of me. I  evil grin, he thrust his sword deep into my back,
see what she expects from Sean Garvey. In that      twisting it with all his might.
moment I reflect on the last seven years of battle.   Now no longer smiling as I have turned to face
  I was so young back then, so much to give.        him  once again. I move closer. Nose to nose. I
Then they came. The ones who wanted me to fail.     look  into his blood-shocked eyes. Kirsty places
I stood my ground and the battle began. Over the my trusty axe into my hand. I can feel the smile
years my opponent has changed forms so many         grow and warm her face as I speak the words:
times. A shape shifter. But not once did he drop    “Round two”.
his weapon. Not once did he weaken. The sound
of steel clashing for seven long years a constant   The above is dedicated to all those who have
ringing in my head. Mortal combat, the Punch-                       been forced to fail.
ing, the head-butting, the biting, throwing each
other to the ground with a thud and ,before the     Hi people, my name: Sean Garvey.
dust has settled ,we are both back on our feet        But who is Sean Garvey? Born in July 1970
facing each other.                                  (27th if anyone wants to buy me a pressy), I was
  So many faces my enemy has. The ones with         a bonny baby according to my Mum (Hi Mum).
horns, a burning red face, razor sharp teeth. Well As a teenager I held down two paper rounds and
you know you’ve got your hands full.                helped the local milkman two mornings a week.
  The more acceptable faces: they try to look like In 1987 I started working in construction. In 1999
us, they try and fit in. But there is always the
smell. The smell of deception. When you’re not
looking they stab you in the back. I feel the warm
blood soaking into my knees. My blood. I can see
my refection in the puddle of crimson liquid.
  With rage in my eyes, sweat dripping from my
forehead, fear in my heart, I have to look at this
mirror image of myself and think. I’m better than
this.
  I hear a voice “get up”. It’s Kirsty, now behind
me, the heel of her foot on my back, both hands
holding the handle of the two-metre blade, with
all her might she pulls the twisted sword from her
warrior. The sound as the blade clashes to the
ground echoing in my head. Kirstys words: “Get
up” echoing in my head. “Get up”. This time it’s
ME: my only thought is get up. I rise up onto my
feet. I remembered now only with the weapon
removed how it got there.
  I was told by my enemy that trust was the only
      way forward. I gave that trust. I dropped my
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I became a milkman. In 2004 I was awarded the         “You changed your manager.”
accolade Britain’s best milkman.                      SG “Once again, nothing to do with beer, and
  In 2005 I was voted citizen of the month by         Tony runs Dirty Dick’s better than anyone before
West Yorkshire police.                                him ,and is so dedicated and keen to the ale side.”
  In 2007 I bought the lease of The Albion,
Greengates, Bradford.                                 “Your standards / interests dropped.”
  I’ve always been a passionate man. I believe the    SG “Bol**cks”.
pen is mightier than the sword. So I put my ex-
perience into words and send them to David            “If a pub with one ale on gets one vote of 5-out-of
(Thanks David) who prints them in the CAMRA           -5 and you got 80 mixed votes then they have
magazine you are reading.                             scored better than you.”
  Am I a spokesman for the industry? No. What         SG “Eh, what?”
gets printed is my experience and opinions, which
many fellow landlords / ladies agree with. Read-      And worse of all: “I only give 3 or 4 out of 5 be-
ers who aren’t in the industry love the rants I put   cause I haven’t found a pub which is worth 5.”
into words. So I would like to take this moment to     SG “I rest my case.”
explain more to those who didn’t like my last
article based on Halifax’s voting system for the        I hope this clears that matter up that I’m not
good beer guide 2014.                                 bothered about getting into the Good Beer Guide
  First of all, I am a member of CAMRA, so I          (even though Ian Priddy wrote an article to the
have a say as much as anyone. Secondly, there         Pub Paper - a fantastic publication for the ale
have been several conversations or arguments          drinker in Halifax - on my quality and pricing,
with frustrated CAMRA members who think I             and stated Dirty Dicks as being one of the best ale
was having a pop at them for Dirty Dick’s not         houses in Halifax). You are right, Ian, it is a great
getting in to the good beer guide 2014.               ale house.
  So for those who didn’t read the last article         I am bothered about the voting system.
properly, not getting into the good beer guide
only drew attention to the voting system. I still                         **********
haven’t been given an acceptable explanation to       A note from the Editor for Sean and others:
why Dirty Dicks (a failed pub in 2010 turned            Every branch of CAMRA runs its own method
around to selling over 1000 different cask ales a     for determining entries onto the GBG. None is
year, stocking over 50 different bottled ales, two    perfect, and all could probably be improved.
real ciders on at all times and most importantly        Each branch's allocation is not its own deci-
lovely customers drinking ale constantly 11 hours     sion, and a branch cannot change it.
a day from £2 a pint) was dropped but this is what      There are recommendations about a branch
I have been told by Calderdale CAMRA mem-             making sure, so far as they can, that the any pub
bers:                                                 being considered for the guide will be open and
                                                      dishing out good beer when the book is pub-
“Not enough allocated spaces in the guide.”           lished. This does include consideration of
My response “This has nothing to do with good         changes which are thought to be imminent.
beer and is not my problem. With so many pubs           There should be reserve entries, which can be
closing / disappearing now is the time to push        used right to the last minute prior to putting the
pubs more than ever, just put more pages in the       book to bed, just in case something unfortunate
book”.                                                does happen.
                                                        Much of this business can be personally sub-
“The pub was up for sale.”                            jective, which is why as many branch members
SG “This has nothing to do with beer. It isn’t for    as possible take part in whatever system the lo-
sale now, but every pub is. It’s a business but       cal branch is running. This irons out much po-
would have to carry on as Dirty Dick’s Ale            tential nonsense.
house to continue being successful”.                    And that’s the last of this. Shall we move on?
                                                                     **********
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On a more serious note. On 4/12/13 (a Wednes-        know nothing about.
day night) I joined John and Ann with several             In 2014 I’m running a boot camp called “I’m a
members for a farewell drink to the Pump Rooms,        pain in the arse, get me out of here”. For 12
Halifax. A beautiful pub soon to be destroyed.         months you get to experience what landlords /
Such a shame. I wish them all the success in their     ladies do. Up at 7am, bed for 2am, every day of
future.                                                the year. Lifting, rolling, preparing ale, always
  I returned to a packed Dirty Dicks to find Tony      greeting customers with a smile and “The usual
laughing and shaking his head. He informed me a        John” (Hello John) 12 hours a day.
CAMRA member (not like you and me; one of the             You also get the challenge of repairing anything
type who give CAMRA a bad name) ordered a              which breaks or needs improving. If you can’t fix
pint of Bob’s Chardonnayle (a fantastic brew), got     it, you get to pay someone who can. I give Mr top
a 5 mm head, complained it took too long to settle     it up and smelling beer 25 minutes before he is
(crystal clear), asked for it to be topped up flat -   reduced to crying like a baby. And “NO” you
which Tony did. Then he held his head over it          don’t get paid for it; most landlords/ ladies aren’t
smelling it while regular customers looked on in       even making minimum wages to serve you day in
shock.                                                 day out.
  STOP DOING IT, you’re making CAMRA look                 Lastly, if you have enjoyed this article thank
bad. We need positive members for CAMRA to             you for your time and I recommend re-reading it
survive and get new people interested. The Cam-        as it gets more enjoyable every time. For those
paign for Real Ale is about campaigning about          who didn’t enjoy reading it well you shouldn’t
real ale, not being a pain in the arse because you     have.
want to be a critic about an environment you              Haste la vista, baby.

Sean has been kind enough to share with us a picture of the New Inn’s newly completed extension. He
       says, playfully: “Not a computer generated 3D artists impression like the George, Culling-
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Bradford CAMRA Pub of the Year                    pub with the highest overall score will be an-
   ...something else explained by Peter Down.      nounced in April and declared the Bradford
                                                   Branch Pub of the Year. The pub will then also
  We are now commencing the process to select be submitted for the Regional Pub of the Year
the Bradford Branch Pub of the Year 2014. All      competition.
CAMRA branch members are invited to nominate Reviewing the results of last year’s Pub of the
up to 3 pubs for consideration from within the     Year competition highlighted that the scores for
Bradford Branch area. The area boundary is         the three short-listed pubs were quite close. The
given on the website                               successful pub did not gain the highest scores in
(www.bradfordcamra.org.uk) and includes Brad- all of the criteria. Similarly, there were some
ford, Bingley (and rural areas), Shipley and Ilk-  notable differences in the scores given by each of
ley. The pubs that are nominated should be of a    the judges for each of the pubs. Each of the short
standard that they could also be considered suit- -listed pubs gained the highest scores from par-
able for inclusion in the Good Beer Guide but do ticular members of the judging panel. This shows
not have to have appeared in it.                   that having a suitably sized judging panel is es-
  The deadline for returning nominations is Satur- sential to gain a balance of opinions and scores.
day 22nd February 2014 – the last day of the       It also indicates that pubs should always be look-
Bradford Beer Festival. You can nominate pubs ing to improve in order to gain a better chance of
by returning a completed form by post to David     winning the Pub of the Year accolade.
Boothroyd – 26 Summerbridge Drive, Eccleshill,        If you want your favourite pub to be considered
Bradford, BD10 0ER, by e-mail to                   for  Pub of the Year, then please submit and com-
theboothroyds@btinternet.com, by submission at plete a nomination form. We look forward to
a branch meeting or by completing and submit-      receiving them.
ting a nomination form at the Bradford Beer Fes-
tival (20-22 Feb 2014). Nomination forms will
be posted out to branch members and copies will
also be available at branch meetings and the
Bradford Beer Festival. Remember to include
your name and membership number to ensure
your nominations are counted.
  Once the nominations have been received, the
three most popular pubs will be short-listed.
These will then be visited, unannounced, by a
panel of branch members and judged, according
to National CAMRA guidelines, based on the
following criteria:

           Quality of beer/cider/perry;
             Atmosphere/style/décor;
               Service & welcome;
                Community focus;
         Sympathy with CAMRA aims;
                    Good value.
  The various judges will visit each of the pubs
separately from each other and at different times
of the day and week. For each pub, scores will be
provided for each of the above criteria. The
scores are weighted with the primary focus being
on the quality of the beer served (and also cider
and perry if these are available). The weighted      Indian landlord keeps alive a traditional
      scores are then collated and counted. The        English pub. Good beer guaranteed.
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