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                   St Cuthbert, Wells                with St Mary Magdalene, Wookey                                              Hole
                                           Linked with the parish of West Livingstone, Zambia
March 2019

                                                                    From the Vicar
             Dear Friends

             It’s March and that must mean that Spring is establishing itself    has invited a series of speakers to preach at evensong
             and the year is no longer young—for the purposes of this            throughout Lent on Christian Spirituality as seen in the lives of
             letter, try not to think about the snow we had in March 2018!       well-known thinkers and writers. Bishop Peter starts with
             We’ve had a few warmer days even as I write this, and some          Jesus (Where else to start?!) and subsequent speakers will
             daffodils are already in bud.                                       tackle Paul, Augustine, Julian of Norwich, and the
                                                                                 Reformation and Counter-Reformation. These may be a little
             In the church’s calendar this time of year means Lent, which is     more ‘highbrow’ as one might imagine from the cathedral, but
             later this year as Easter is not until 21st April. Ash Wednesday    it’s good to exercise the grey cells once in a while, so why not
             is on 6th March and various Lent activities are happening           during this Lent! A good speaker should be able to talk
             throughout the season. There is a Pilgrim Course on the Bible       engagingly to a wide audience on one of their favoured
             taking place which you may be already signed up to, but there       subjects, after all.
             are also a couple of things happening on a more casual basis,
             that you can dip in and out of rather than committing to the        One of the virtues of Lent is the opportunity and stimulus it
             whole thing.                                                        gives us to do something different. New life is springing up
                                                                                 around us in the natural world, and it feels good to remind
             On Wednesdays in Lent from 13th March there is a series of          ourselves that there is new life in all of us yet. We are
             talks at the Vineyard Church on Jocelyn Way at 7:30pm.              comfortable with the old familiar ways and there’s nothing
             These take the form of interviews conducted by Guy Martin-          wrong with that. However, it would be dispiriting for a whole
             Scott, curate at Coxley, Henton and Wookey, with a series of        year’s cycle of life to go round and never to have ventured
             mostly local people on how they came to faith. Chris Jenkins,       anything new in all that time. These Lent activities might be
             a reader at St Thomas’, is the first interviewee, and Bishop        just the spur you need. Or you might decide this is the year to
             Peter concludes things on 10th March.                               finally sort out that wild bit of garden that no-one can see!
             It’s always encouraging and often inspiring to hear the             After all, Jesus told his disciples that ‘I came that they may
             testimony of others on how their faith has had an impact on         have life, and have it abundantly.’ (John 10.10) That means
             their lives. We all love to hear personal stories that are honest   you and me too. New life is around us, let’s be part of that
             about the real highs and lows—in this case the mountain-tops        good news!
             and deserts of the spiritual life—and so I particularly
             recommend this series to you. As I say, there is no obligation      With best wishes,
             to come to them all.

             In a less interactive but equally stimulating vein, the cathedral
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PARISH NEWS March 2019
                                          Bubwith Chapel                                                    Home Communion
                         1662 Holy Communion is celebrated every Thursday at                      If you know of anyone who is unable to get to church
                                                                                                   and would appreciate receiving Holy Communion at
                         11am in the chapel at Bubwith Almshouse.
                                                                                                  home, please contact either the Parish Office (01749
                         The small group of residents and visitors who worship                       676906 or email office@stcuthbertswells.co.uk),
                         there each week would love you to join them.                                      or Alistair Glanvile (01749 870321).

                         To find the chapel go through the church yard and into
                         the main entrance to the Bubwith site. Go along the                               Lay Pastoral Assistants
                         passageway between the two buildings and turn right.                   The Team are happy to visit anyone in the Benefice
                         Walk through the beautiful “secret” garden and the                            who is lonely, unwell or bereaved.
                         chapel is the last door on the left.
                                                                                                 Please contact us via St Cuthbert’s Parish Office,
                         Patsy Barrow                                                                        telephone 01749 676906

                                               Lift to Church                                                      Patsy Barrow

                         We have a number of parishioners who are finding it difficult           Christian Meditation at St Cuthbert’s
                         to get to church for the Sunday morning service. We are
                         exploring the possibility of creating a rota of people willing to    The Peace of Wild Things
                         offer others a lift to and from church. We realise that a weekly    When despair for the world grows in me
                         commitment can be too onerous, so we are looking for                and I wake in the night at the least sound
                         volunteer drivers to offer a lift one Sunday a month.               in fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be,
                                                                                             I go and lie down where the wood drake
                         Please have a word with one of us if you think you can help.        rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds.
                                                                                             I come into the peace of wild things
                         Patsy and Antonia
                                                                                             who do not tax their lives with forethought
                                                                                             of grief. I come into the presence of still water.
                                                                                             And I feel above me the day-blind stars
                                    St Cuthbert’s Ladies’ Group                              waiting with their light. For a time
                         On February 19th we held our Annual Dinner at the Liberty           I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
                         Restaurant, Sadler Street. About 30 members attended,
                                                                                             (Wendell Berry)
                         and we had a lovely meal and pleasant, friendly
                         conversation was heard.                                             The Christian Meditation group meets in the Trinity
                                                                                             Chapel from 9.30 to 10.30 on the first and third Thursday
                         A raffle was held, and £67 raised for the Dairy House in
                                                                                             of the month. Each session begins with a reflection,
                         aid of homeless people.
                                                                                             followed by 25 minutes of silence and a closing poem
                         Thank you to all who came, and to Fay for organising the            and prayer. Everyone is welcome to join us. For more
                         event.                                                              information contact Carol (cjhince@btinternet.com)

                         Maureen
                                                                                                       From the Registers 2018-2019
                                                                                                               Baptisms
                                                                                             January 27        Darcy Rae Joy
                           WRAG: WELLS REFUGEE ACTION GROUP
                                                                                             January 27        Archie Hayden (Wookey Hole)
                         WRAG is still collecting donations of winter clothes and
                                                                                             February 17       Cassey Amber Nash
                         equipment at the Wells Town Hall every Friday morning from
                         10am – 11.45 am. (See our Wells Refugee Aid Facebook
                         Page for updates)                                                       Funerals and Memorial Services
                         URGENTLY needed for Northern France: MENʼs walking                  February 15       Alison Moran
                         boots/trainers sizes 40-43; MENʼs warm jackets and                  February 27       Patricia Jean Cox
                         waterproof coats and trousers, thermal leggings, vests,
                         jumpers and hoodies, skinny jeans. In small and medium              March 1st         Suzanne Bennett
                         sizes only please. Clothes need to be clean and with plenty of
                         wear in them. Also sleeping bags and mats, full-sized                      Baptisms, weddings and funerals
                         blankets, tents and tarpaulins.
                                                                                             As we are an united benefice, anyone eligible for one of these
                         Deliveries are going to France every 2 weeks from RAFT in           services has the option of having the service in either parish
                         Taunton, so please do keep those donations coming in.               church. The Clergy or Wardens would be very happy to
                                                                                             discuss this with you further—please see their contact details
                                            Wrag456@gmail.com                                in the printed magazine.
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                                           Home Communion                                 St David (Dewi Sant): guiding the Welsh
                         If you know of anyone who is unable to get to church and             Church through turbulent times
                         would appreciate receiving Holy Communion at home, please
                                                                                         On 1st March Wales celebrates its patron saint, David - or, in
                         contact either the Parish Office (676906, or email
                         office@stcuthbertswells.co.uk), or phone Alistair Glanvile      Welsh, Dewi or Dafydd. He is indisputably British, and is
                         (870321).                                                       revered wherever Welsh people have settled. As with most
                                                                                         figures from the so-called ’Dark Ages’ (he lived in the sixth
                                                                                         century), reliable details about his life are scarce, but there
                                         Let Him look at you
                                                                                         are enough for us to form a picture of a formidably austere,
                         The other day, someone was speaking about visiting with         disciplined and charismatic leader, who led the Church in
                         her elderly mum. She was telling us that whenever she           Wales through turbulent years and fought tenaciously for
                         visited she would offer to do any jobs that might be needed     the faith.
                         and beyond her mum’s reach. Her mum’s response was to
                         say: “Just sit down and let me look at you”. I’ve been          It’s likely that he was strengthened in his ministry by time
                         thinking about that conversation ever since.                    spent in Ireland, where the Church was stronger and more
                                                                                         confident. Early records tell of a meeting of Irish church
                         What a wonderful thing to say to your child. “Just sit down     leaders with three ‘Britons’, as they were described, among
                         and let me look at you”.                                        them ‘bishop David’. His mother, Non, is also celebrated as
                                                                                         a saint in Wales, where a number of churches are dedicated
                         She was sharing this vignette, a year after her mum’s death.
                         There are no more opportunities for her mum to ‘sit and         in her name.
                         look at her’. How glad she is that she took the time while
                                                                                         That he founded a monastery at Menevia, in
                         her mum was alive.
                                                                                         Pembrokeshire, seems beyond doubt. It later became the
                         I wonder if I can say the same. Have I made time for the        site of St David’s cathedral and the settlement which is now
                         things that really matter or am I so focused on the tasks at    the smallest city in the United Kingdom. From Menevia
                         hand that I forget the need for space to develop                David embarked on preaching and teaching missions
                         relationship? I have a sense that this isn’t just about the     across Wales, and probably beyond. His eloquence was
                         people who matter to me but also that it may be Jesus           legendary.
                         speaking to me as well. “Just sit down and let me look at
                         you”.                                                           At a famous Synod of the Church, held at a
                                                                                         Carmarthenshire village called Brefi, he preached
                         The story of Mary and Martha opening up their home to           passionately against the Arian heresy - indeed, so
                         Jesus in hospitality perhaps reminds us most of the priority    passionately that he was (according to some accounts)
                         of spending time in the presence of Jesus. Martha               immediately named as archbishop of Wales. The village is
                         complains at Mary’s lack of support in helping with the         now known as Llandewi Brefi - brefi in Welsh is a hillock,
                         household jobs. Jesus’ response is to suggest that Martha
                                                                                         and legend claims that it appeared miraculously in order to
                         has become so distracted with the ‘tasks’ of hospitality that
                                                                                         provide the eloquent bishop with a pulpit.
                         she has missed the point of what welcome and relationship
                         is.                                                             His monks avoided wine and beer, drinking only water.
                                                                                         Indeed, he and they lived lives of rigorous austerity and
                         We often think of this story as being about Mary and
                         Martha’s priorities. Which is of greater significance? Our      constant prayer, in the manner of the Desert Fathers of the
                         attitude of service or that of spiritual exploration? However   Eastern Church. The date of David’s death is disputed -
                         I’m wondering if Jesus was saying something more. “Just         either 589 or 601. It wasn’t until the twelfth century that he
                         sit down and let me look at you”. What would Jesus see          was generally accepted as the patron saint of Wales, and
                         if He looked at you? How does He look at you?                   pilgrimages to St David’s were highly regarded in the
                                                                                         following centuries - including two made by English kings,
                         March 8th is international women’s day, often an opportunity    William I and Henry II.
                         to remind us that society’s way of looking at women has
                         changed over the years. The Me Too movement has                 It’s traditional for Welsh people to wear daffodils on St
                         revealed some of the ways in which women have been              David’s Day (Gwyl Dewi Sant in Welsh) - but there seems
                         objectified resulting in forms of abuse. Alongside that         no particular reason for it, beyond the fact that they tend to
                         growing realisation we are increasingly aware that many         make their early Spring appearance round about his day -
                         women and men feel a sense of dissatisfaction with how
                                                                                         oh, and they look nice!
                         they look and can find their mental health affected as a
                         result. Many of us find another person looking at us,
                         uncomfortable.

                         I’d like to suggest that we might hear these words, “just sit
                         down and let me look at you”, as an invitation from Jesus
                         to spend time under his gaze this week. Not as a means of
                         incurring shame but rather to receive the look of love that
                         he so wants us to see.

                         The Right Revd Ruth Worsley
                         Bishop of Taunton
PARISH NEWS St Cuthbert, Wells with St Mary Magdalene, Wookey Hole - Wells St Cuthbert
CHRISTIAN AID LENT LUNCHES 2019
                                                                                              Delivering Hope:
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                                  STARTING MONDAY 11TH MARCH

                         This year’s Lent Lunches will be at the Seager Hall again on                                  Christian Aid’s
                         Mondays between 12.00 and 1.30 pm. As before there will
                         be soup, bread and hot drinks, for which a minimum donation                               Joanna Tom-Kargbo
                         of £3.50 is suggested.
                                                                                                Speaks in Wells Wednesday 13 March, 4pm-6pm:
                         They start on Monday   11th  March and continue until Monday                    St Thomas’s Church, Wells BA52XG
                         8th April. They are lovely, warm, sociable occasions - and the
                         soup is always very tasty! Do come along on one or more
                         Mondays in Lent, and bring your friends.

                         Christian Aid does a huge amount of work throughout the
                         world and the Wells churches who organise these events are
                         very proud of the contribution the city makes to the charity’s
                         international causes. Help us make an even greater
                         contribution!

                                                                Lent Lunches
                                                                  in Wells
                                              Come and enjoy

                                          a soup and bread lunch                            Sierra Leone is the most dangerous place in the world to
                                    at the Seager Hall, Union Street                        become a mum. Ten women die every day in childbirth.
                                                                                            Joanna is passionate about bringing change in her country.
                                          12.00 noon – 1.30 pm                              Come and hear her stories about how your fundraising in
                                                                                            Wells is saving lives in Sierra Leone, and find out what more
                                                                                            needs to be done in Christian Aid Week 2019.
                                            Monday 11th March
                                                                                            Please visit https:// www.christianaid.org.uk/get-involved-locally/
                                            Monday 18th March                               south-west, More details of the Wells visit from Rowena Francis
                                                                                            01749 679300 or email revrowenafrancis@gmail.com
                                            Monday 25th March

                                              Monday 1st April

                                              Monday 8th April

                                            Suggested donation
                                                       £3.50

                                    Supporting Christian Aid in Wells

                                   Rebels with knitting needles
                         The young are rebelling again – this time, it seems, against
                         the digital age. A recent study of 18-to-21-year-olds found
                         that 83 per cent prefer to read a printed book rather than a
                         tablet. They are also discovering the joys of knitting, fishing,
                         and fruit picking, doing crosswords, and gardening.

                         Privilege Insurance, which conducted the research, said it
                         was great to see the younger generation “defy stereotypes
                         and expectations.”
PARISH NEWS St Cuthbert, Wells with St Mary Magdalene, Wookey Hole - Wells St Cuthbert
Letter from St Mary Magdalene                            Different areas offer a variety of experiences, Heraklion
                                                                                          Town is known for its cafe life and markets and an
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                         Nothing to report this month.                                    archaeological museum which houses many Minoan
                                                                                          antiquities. Archanes lies close to Haraklion and is a lovely
                         Elizabeth
                                                                                          village , it has many archaeological sites, as well as a
                                                                                          museum and church to visit. There are mountains, valleys,
                            Wookey Hole WI—February meeting                               plateaus and gorges on the Island. Lasithi Plateau is well
                                                                                          know for Vultures,Falcons and Blue Rock Thrush.
                         Thankfully the snow cleared but our numbers were still
                         depleted due to coughs, colds etc. Best wishes were sent         Crete has a wealth of wildlife including Leopard and Whip
                         to absent members. Our resolution votes were announced           Snakes. Twin Toed, Swallow Tail, Long Tail and Blue
                         and the majority of us were concerned about country bus          Butterflies. Huntsman Spiders, 150 species of snails,
                         services.                                                        Praying Mantas, Cretan Weasels, Medium Monk Seals
                                                                                          (which are rare in Europe) and Wildcats, which originated in
                         Monthly coffee mornings are most welcome and provide a
                                                                                          South Africa. Many migrant birds use the Island as a
                         chance to chat, and plans are in hand for our 72nd birthday
                                                                                          stopping off point, Bee Eaters can be seen, Hoopoe, Rock
                         celebration next month. Twelve photographs depicting a
                                                                                          Partridge and Swifts flying overhead.
                         year in the life of our WI have been approved and sent to
                         Wilton Lodge for the Elizabeth Bell competition. We have         Flowers include orchids of many varieties, Cretan
                         been busy!                                                       Cyclamen, Gladioli, White ,also pink, red and yellow
                                                                                          Buttercups can be seen.
                         Jill welcomed our speaker Pamela Egan, an English
                         Language Graduate. She began visiting Russia in 1989 at          The Cretans do not depend on tourism, they also produce
                         the invitation of Russian teachers who were trying to teach      grapes for wine, and olives. They are, though, a very
                         English but had never heard it spoken. Obtaining a Visa          hospitable people and enjoy visits from tourists.
                         and getting through customs was very difficult but she was
                         given a warm welcome on arrival. However she felt as if          Les answered a few questions and a vote of thanks was
                         she had slipped back 50 years and described a Moscow             given.
                         with no cars. She travelled to Yaroslavl and despite seeing
                         beautifully carved wooden houses she also saw neglected          Our next meeting is on Tuesday March 5th at 2.30 p.m in
                         buildings and deprivation. There were no obvious shops           Wookey Hole Village Hall, our speaker will be Mark Green
                         and very little food. She saw an unequal society, as some        his topic Emergency supplies to Hospitals. New members
                         were clearly privileged, and people had some strange and         are always very welcome.
                         misguided views of life in our country. Pamela last visited in
                                                                                          Lyn Astle
                         2006 and told us that buildings have been restored to their
                         former glory and the markets are full of food.
                                                                                          New Church Electoral Roll for St Cuthbert’s –
                         Her speaker’s donation will be sent to Child Aid. The charity
                                                                                                           act now.
                         helps young people in Eastern Europe. She was thanked
                         by Rose.                                                         Applications for admission to the new Church Electoral Roll
                                                                                          for St Cuthbert’s are being accepted until 11th March 2019.
                         Competition for something Red ......1st Jill , 2nd Jan , 3rd
                                                                                          New applications received after this date will be held and
                         Pat; Entries were varied and most interesting.
                                                                                          will not be processed until the Annual Parochial Church
                         Finding a flower of the month was difficult due to the           Meeting, on 10th April 2019, has concluded, with these
                         snow..... 1st Pat , 2nd Jill, 3rd Jan.                           names only then entering the Roll.

                         We meet on the first Monday of the month at 2.30pm in the        So, if you haven’t already submitted a new application in
                         Village Community Hall. Visitors and new members are             the last week or so, and want to speak or vote at the
                         most welcome.                                                    APCM, to stand for PCC membership, to be a Deanery
                                                                                          Synod
                         Jill Deane
                                                                                          Completed application forms should be returned to the
                                                                                          Electoral Roll Officer at the Parish Office.
                            Wookey Hole Ladies’ Club—February
                                         Report                                           The existing Electoral Roll will become void on 25th March
                                                                                          2019. Everyone has to reapply. You will not be moved over
                         Our first meeting was well attended despite the day being        to the new Roll automatically, so you are invited to submit a
                         cold and wet. Our speaker was Les Cloutman and he                new application. If you know someone who has not been
                         transported us to warmer climes, and took us on a whistle        present in Church recently, please let they know about the
                         stop tour of the Mediterranean Island of Crete, which is         New Electoral Roll and, if appropriate, take an application
                         known to Greeks as Megalonisi – The big Island. Crete is         form to them.
                         the largest of the Greek Islands and lies in the eastern
                         Mediterranean. Les and his wife Bet have been taking             Under the Church Representation Rules, every parish is
                         parties out to see the wildlife,flora and fauna of the Island    required to compile a completely new Electoral Roll every
                         since the 1970s. Over the years they have got to know the        six years. Joining the Electoral Roll is a practical symbol of
                         Island very well and have made a lot of friends along the        commitment to the church.
                         way.
                                                                                          Phil Vivash – Electoral Roll Officer – St Cuthbert’s
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WOOKEY HOLE CINEMA FILM                               5 March - SHROVE TUESDAY: Pancake Day
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                         THURSDAY 14th March                                            Ever wonder why we eat pancakes just before Lent? The
                                                                                        tradition dates back to Anglo-Saxon times, when Christians
                         7.30pm Cold War (15)                                           spent Lent in repentance and severe fasting.

                         Paweł Pawlikowski follows his Oscar-winning Ida with           So on the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday, the church bell
                         this black & white tale of tragic love. Opening in rural       would summon them to confession, where they would be
                         Poland in 1949 we follow the story of two lovers from          ‘shriven’, or absolved from their sins, which gives us Shrove
                         very different worlds across decades and nations.              Tuesday. At home, they would then eat up their last eggs
                         Already the winner of 14 cinema awards it has 3 Oscar          and fat, and making a pancake was the easiest way to do
                         nominations.                                                   this. For the next 47 days, they pretty well starved
                                                                                        themselves.

                                                                                        Pancakes feature in cookery books as far back as 1439, and
                                                                                        today’s pancake races are in remembrance of a panicked
                                                                                        woman back in 1445 in Olney, Buckinghamshire. She was
                                                                                        making pancakes when she heard the shriving bell calling
                                                                                        her to confession. Afraid she’d be late, she ran to the
                                                                                        church in a panic, still in her apron, and still holding the pan.

                                                                                        Flipping pancakes is also centuries old. A poem from
                                                                                        Pasquil’s Palin in 1619 runs: “And every man and maide doe
                                                                                        take their turne, And tosse their Pancakes up for feare they
                                                                                        burne.”

                                                                                        Some people have noted that the ingredients of pancakes
                         Come and join us at Wookey Hole Community Hall at              can be used to highlight four significant things about this
                         the bottom of School Hill                                      time of year: eggs stand for creation, flour is the staff of life,
                                                                                        salt keeps things wholesome, and milk stands for purity.
                         Doors open 30min before film. Tickets on the door £6,
                         under 18’s £3                                                  Shrove Tuesday is always 47 days before Easter Sunday
                                                                                        and falls between 3rd February and 9th March.
                                          More info and a trailer
                                  at wookeyholecinemaclub.weebly.com

                                                                                                                     Given
                              Celebrating Christian Good News.
                         CTWA Lent speaker series will be held at The Vineyard
                         Church, Unit 2, Keward Mill Trading Estate, Jocelyn Drive,
                         Wells at 7.30 pm on the following Wednesdays:

                         March 13th
                              Chris Jenkins: Faith through the Iona Community
                         March 20th
                             Chantell Leonie Hayles, UCB Ambassador: Faith via a
                             “gentleman’s club”
                         March 27th
                             Rachel Clarke: Faith through the Beatles                            Scorched Trees in naked spikes
                         April 3rd                                                               Have lost the hands they raised above,
                             Sarah Curl Chaplain, Blue School: Faith on the way to               The juice, the joy that held them up
                             school again.                                                       Deprived of that creative love.
                         April 10th
                             Bishop Peter Hancock: Faith leading to purple.
                                                                                                 Suited men in heated rooms
                                                                                                 Send young men out to die in snow -
                                                                                                 Yes, we want their victory,
                                              Adam & Eve
                                                                                                 But oh, so many lads below!
                         At Sunday School the children were learning how God
                         created everything, including human beings. Little Josh was             We live our lives, we go ahead,
                         especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was
                         created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his                We work and flourish in their stead.
                         mother noticed him lying down and looking scared. “Josh,                Do we remember what they gave
                         what is the matter?”                                                    To save us by a death so dread?

                         Josh whispered “I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to
                         have a wife."                                                           Maureen Forrest
On how to edit a church
                         magazine
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                         The Rectory
                         St James the Least

                         My dear Nephew Darren

                         So, your vicar has appointed you to be the magazine editor; I
                         wonder what you have done to offend him. I appointed our
                         magazine editor 20 years ago, after her dog dug up my rose
                         bed. Sadly, she seems unaware that I gave it to her as a
                         penance and has been happily carrying on ever since. She
                         has even developed a nasty persistence when it comes to
                         chasing me for a vicar’s letter every month. Becoming editor
                         has brought out the tyrant in her.

                         I applaud your hope that your magazine will be a great force
                         for good in the community, but I fear you may be
                         disappointed. You will hardly believe this, but many readers
                         of our magazine seem to ignore my pastoral letter altogether,
                         and instead scan the adverts for plumbers and undertakers –
                         and even for both - if there has been a major burst in their
                         pipes.

                         In any case, here are some editorial tips to bear in mind: if
                         you want to keep any piece of church information
                         confidential, then publish it in your magazine. On the other
                         hand, if you accidentally transpose the names of the ladies
                         responsible for the altar pedestal and lectern on the flower
                         rota, it will be spotted within seconds of publication. And you
                         will not be easily forgiven.

                         Staffing rotas can be helpful, so that people know who to
                         blame when anything goes wrong. Reports of meetings of
                         monthly groups are also welcome, because not everyone
                         who goes to these meetings can stay awake the whole time,
                         and thus a report informs them about the bits they slept                    The Cold Caller
                         through.
                                                                                           I sit me down for evening food
                         Always include a list of contact details for all the church       After a day at work
                         officers, but don’t worry if you mix up their various phone       The phone then rings, I think, “How rude!
                         numbers. In fact, it can help get people talking to each other,   “I’ve barely raised my fork!”
                         because in order to reach the PCC Secretary, they will have
                                                                                           “I’m sorry to disturb you, sir,”
                         had to phone most of the other PCC members first.
                                                                                           (Now that’s a fearful lie!)
                         My final piece of advice is to omit any deadline for              “But I would like now to confer
                         submission for the following month. A deadline is like a red      “About your PPI.”
                         rag to a bull, and simply incites people to break it. Whereas
                                                                                           I try to be a Christian, real.
                         if you have them a bit worried that they may be left out, they
                                                                                           And, though it isn’t fair
                         will get you the copy in good time.                               To interrupt my evening meal,
                         I wish you many happy hours reading badly written copy,           I really mustn’t swear.
                         fending off fearful poems, and stalking your own vicar, in vain
                                                                                           So, if the chappie wants to chat
                         hopes of getting his clergy letter.
                                                                                           Well, that is fine by me:
                         Your loving uncle,                                                “I have good news for you in fact –
                                                                                           “Christ died to set you free!”
                         Eustace
                                                                                           Usually I hear a click
                                                                                           And then there’s no-one there
                                                                                           But then I follow up this trick
                                                                                           By offering a prayer:

                                                                                           “Dear Lord, I thank you very much –
                                                                                           “I can resume my food
                                                                                           “But in your mercy, would you touch
                                                                                           “His heart, and do him good?”

                                                                                           By Nigel Beeton
DIARY FOR MARCH 2019
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                         Friday      1     10.00am          Funeral of Suzanne Bennett - St Cuthbert
                                           10.30am          World Day of Prayer - Methodist Church

                         Sunday       3               Last Sunday before Lent
                                            8.00am          1662 Holy Communion - St Cuthbert
                                           10.00am          Parish Eucharist - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am          Parish Eucharist - Wookey Hole
                                           12 noon          Baptism of Logan James Winter - St Cuthbert

                         Tuesday      5               Shrove Tuesday
                                           10.30am         Morning Prayer - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am         Pancakes - St Cuthbert
                         Wednesday    6               Ash Wednesday
                                           10.30am         Liturgy of Ash Wednesday - St Cuthbert
                                            7.30pm         CTWA Ash Wednesday service - St Thomas
                         Thursday     7     9.30am         Meditation Group - Trinity Chapel
                                           11.00 am        1662 Holy Communion - Bubwith Chapel
                                            1.30pm         Funeral of Pamela Hanney - St Cuthbert
                         Friday       8     4.30pm         Prayers at the Foot of the Cross - St Cuthbert

                         Sunday      10               First Sunday of Lent
                                           10.00am          Parish Eucharist (followed by the Fairtrade stall) - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am          Parish Eucharist - Wookey Hole
                                           12 noon          Naming of Arthur Idris Rose - St Cuthbert

                         Monday      11   12-1.30pm         Lent Lunch - Seager Hall, Union Street
                         Wednesday   13    10.00am          Holy Communion - Trinity Chapel
                                             7.00pm         PCC meeting - St Cuthbert
                                             7.30pm         CTWA Lent Talk at the Vineyard
                         Thursday    14    11.00am          1662 Holy Communion - Bubwith Chapel
                         Friday      15      4.30pm         Prayers at the Foot of the Cross - St Cuthbert
                         Saturday    16      3.30pm         Group visit - St Cuthbert

                         Sunday      17               Second Sunday of Lent
                                           10.00am        Parish Eucharist - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am        Matins - Wookey Hole
                                           12 noon        Baptism of Mollie Rose Clarke
                                            3.00pm        A worshipful concert at St Thomas’s

                         Monday      18   12-1.30pm         Lent Lunch - Seager Hall
                         Tuesday     19      7.30pm         Ladies Group meeting - Lawrence Centre
                         Wednesday   20    10.00am          Holy Communion - Trinity Chapel
                                             7.30pm         CTWA Lent Talk at the Vineyard
                         Thursday    21      9.30am         Meditation Group - Trinity Chapel
                                            11.00am         1662 Holy Communion - Bubwith Chapel
                         Friday      22      4.30pm         Prayers at the Foot of the Cross - St Cuthbert
                         Saturday    23      7.00pm         Bridgend Male Voice Choir in aid of St Margaret’s Hospice - St Cuthbert

                         Sunday      24               Third Sunday of Lent
                                           10.00am          Parish Eucharist - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am          Parish Eucharist (said) - Wookey Hole
                                            6.30pm          Taize Worship at Henton

                         Monday      25   12-1.30pm         Lent Lunch - Seager Hall
                         Wednesday   27     10.00am         Holy Communion - Trinity Chapel
                                             7.30pm         CTWA Lent Talks at the Vineyard
                         Thursday    28    11.00 am         1662 Holy Communion - Bubwith Chapel
                         Friday      29      4.30pm         Prayers at the Foot of the Cross - St Cuthbert

                         Sunday      31               Mothering Sunday
                                           10.00am         Parish Eucharist (tbc) - St Cuthbert
                                           11.00am         Mothering Sunday service - Wookey Hole
No teenagers, no pensioners!
PARISH NEWS March 2019

                                                                                         “I arise today through God’s strength to pilot me;
                         Two words that do not occur in the Hebrew Old Testament         God’s might to uphold me,
                         – adolescence and retirement.
                                                                                         God’s wisdom to guide me,
                                                      TV                                 God’s ear to hear me,
                         The mind is like a television...when it goes blank, it's a
                         good idea to turn off the sound.                                God’s word to speak for me,
                                                                                         God’s hand to guard me,
                                                                                         God’s way to lie before me,
                                                                                         God’s shield to protect me afar and anear, alone or in a
                                                                                                                                           multitude.”
                                                                                         St Patrick

                                                  Grannie
                         After church, the mother asked her young son if he had
                         enjoyed Sunday School. “Oh yes,” he replied. “My new
                         teacher is pretty cool – she is Jesus’ grand-mother.”
                         Startled, his mother asked what made him think that.
                         “Obvious, she never stops talking about Jesus," he replied.

                                                   Happy
                                                                                                       Editorial – help needed
                         Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if
                         you have to leave them alone in order to do it.               I am still looking for someone who is computer-literate, is
                                                                                       familiar with desk-top publishing (or is willing to learn) and
                                                                                       would relish playing a part in informing and entertaining our
                                              Good and bad                             readers in and around the benefice. If you feel that you would
                                                                                       like to ‘have a go’, please contact me by phone, email or
                         Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of
                                                                                       personally – my details are in ‘Who’s Who in St Cuthbert’
                         that comes from bad judgement.
                                                                                       under Parish News Editor. I will be happy to give you all the
                                                                                       help you need to ease into this interesting job and put your
                                                 St Patrick                            own stamp on the magazine.
                         Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick's Day?             Bob Haigh
                         Because regular rocks are too heavy.

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                                            Editorial note:
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                          views of the authors, and do not necessarily express                      To advertise your business in these pages,
                          the views of the Clergy, Churchwardens or PCC of St                  please phone the editor, Bob Haigh, on 01749 677038
                          Cuthbert’s Church.                                                             or email bob@thehaighs.me.uk
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