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Get Organized With
                                                                                  MARTHA STEWART
                                                                                            p. 4

     E M A R T IN &   M A R T IN SHORT
STEV           who’s the biggest jokest
                                        er and
talk dirty Scrabble,           th re e- de cade friendship
   other se cr et s of th ei r

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                                                                                                                                            GOOD
    Walter Scott Asks                                                                                                                        DOG
                                                                              Mahershala Ali
  Ronnie Milsap
                                                                                                                       Who doesn’t love a
                                                                              Plays Detective                          good dog movie? With
                                                                                                                       A Dog’s Way Home
  The six-time Grammy-winning                                                 It’s a whole new cast and crime
                                                                                                                       (starring Bryce Dallas
  entertainer, 75, is joined by Jason                                         when HBO’s True Detective re-
                                                                                                                       Howard and Ashley
                                                                              turns for its third season (Jan. 13)
  Aldean, Luke Bryan, George                                                                                           Judd) currently in the-
                                                                              with a macabre story set in the
  Strait, Dolly Parton, Willie Nel-                                                                                    aters, here’s a chance
                                                                              heart of the Ozarks. Moonlight
  son, Kacey Musgraves, Little Big                                                                                     to remember some of
                                                                              Oscar winner and current Green
  Town and more on Ronnie Milsap:

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                                                                                                                       the doggone best dog
                                                                              Book star Ali, 44, plays Wayne
  The Duets (on sale Jan. 18). The col-                                       Hays, a state police detective, a
                                                                                                                       movies ever made.
  lection features remakes of some of his                                     part originally written for a white
                                                                                                                       What’s your favorite?
  classic hits, including “Stranger in My House.”                                                    actor. Ali
  What’s a highlight of your long career? There are                                                  thinks it may
  several, but I remember the first No. 1 record. The                                                have helped
  head of promotion called and said, “‘Pure Love’ is                                                 him land the
  going No. 1 on Billboard next week.” I’d cut that on                                               lead when
  Elvis’ birthday, January 8, 1974.                                                                  he showed
                                                                                                     producers         Lassie Come        Lady and the     Old Yeller
  And you worked with Elvis Presley? I did. I was in                                                                   Home (1943)        Tramp (1955)      (1957)
  a studio in 1969, and Elvis brought his producer to                                                photos of his
  Memphis to record. I played on [his] record “Kentucky                                              grandfather,                        The Shaggy Dog (1959)
  Rain.” Elvis always said, “More thunder on the piano,                                              who was a
  Milsap.” He was fun to be around.                                                                  state police
                                                                                                     officer in real
                          With Bohemian Rhapsody and                                                 life.
                          award-winning movies like Ray
                           and Walk the Line, is there any
                           thought of a Ronnie Milsap                         Meet Young Spock                                          101 Dalmatians        Benji
                          biopic? I think so. I came from                     When Star Trek: Discovery con-                                 (1961)           (1974)
                          dirt. I came from nowhere. I’m                      tinues the voyages of the USS
                                thankful most of all for the                              Discovery in season
                                chance to go to school at                                 two (CBS All Access,
                                the Governor Morehead                                     Jan. 17), Ethan
                                 School for the Blind [in                                 Peck will be join-
                                 Raleigh, N.C.]. They really                              ing the cast in the
                                  saved my life. They taught                              iconic role of Spock,
                                                                                          previously played by         The Fox and the  Turner &
                                  me Braille at 6, violin at 7
                                                                                          Leonard Nimoy and            Hound (1981)    Hooch (1989)
                                   and piano at 8. They wanted
                                   me to go on to college and                             Zachary Quinto, but
                                    be something like a teacher                           as a younger ver-                          All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
                                    or a lawyer. I said, “No, I                           sion. “In no way will
                                                                                                                          Homeward Bound:                        Best in
                                     want to be a musician.”                              I ever try to imitate
                                                                                                                          The Incredible                          Show
                                     They said, “No, no, no.                  Nimoy,” says Peck, 32, grand-
                                                                                                                          Journey (1993)                         (2000)
                                     We want you to do some-                  son of the late Gregory Peck.
                                      thing better than that.”                “But we have to start Spock in
                                                                              a place where we see how he
                                                                              becomes the Spock we know,                                         Scooby-Doo
                                  What advice did he get from the             standing beside Kirk on the                                        (2002)
                                     great Ray Charles? Go to                 bridge of the Enterprise.”
                                  Parade.com/milsap to find out.
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Get Organized With MARTHA STEWART - p. 4 - The Courier
teve Martin feels a draft. “I’m kind of
        deciding what to do about it,” he muses
        aloud. He trades places with his com-
edy partner Martin Short on the couch. Nope,
no good. “Sit on the chair,” Short orders in
mock exasperation, pointing. “Then go out the
door and close it behind you.”
   Their close friends have
been familiar with Martin and           On the eve of their new live comedy tour,
                              STEVE MARTIN
Short’s quippy, witty, friendly-
fire banter for ages. But during                             MARTIN SHORT
                                                                   and
the past seven years, the con-          talk dirty Scrabble, who’s the biggest
summate entertainers and dear
friends of 35 years have taken          jokester and other secrets of their
their act on the road for live          three-decade friendship.
audiences all over the country.
The performance—which
combines both showmen’s comedic as well as       one particularly memorable game
musical talents—also spawned the Emmy-           of Scrabble. (Short slipped Martin
nominated 2018 Netflix special Steve Martin      a hilarious, desperate note that
& Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget       mentioned his wife and what he
for the Rest of Your Life.                       was willing to do “for a Q or an
   The 2018 tour was so successful, they’re      E,” recalls Martin.) There have
doing it again, with fresh material atop more    been family vacations together and
of their greatest hits. The 2019 Now You See     quality time in Short’s cottage in
Them, Soon You Won’t Tour just hit the road.     Canada with his three kids and his
   “We absolutely love doing it and we want      actress wife, Nancy Dolman (who
the audience to say that this was one of the     died of ovarian cancer in 2010).
best shows they’ve ever seen,” says Martin, 73,  They co-starred in two more hit
clearly not joking.                              movies together, 1991’s Father of the
                                                 Bride and its 1995 sequel.
      FRIENDSHIP IS BORN                            Their big comedy show-on-the-
Their professional relationship dates back to    road was hatched after Martin and
1985, when they filmed the comedy Western        Short closed the Just for Laughs
¡Three Amigos! (1986). Though they had never     Festival in Chicago in 2011. Short,
met before, there was a Saturday Night Live      in fact, was already touring with a
connection—Martin had guest-hosted several successful one-man show. Martin
times in the 1970s; Short was a cast member      was playing bluegrass, recording and
in the 1984–85 season.                           performing, but admits his act didn’t
   “When you’re making movies, you’re in         have anywhere near “the polish” of
this intense world for two and a half months     Short’s show. So they teamed up.
and often never see each other again,” says
Short, 68. “In this case, I made a conscious            ROWING UP FUNNY
decision that, no, I didn’t want to lose this    Their backgrounds are a study
guy.” By his count, they’ve shared roughly       in contrast. Martin, the son of a
850,000 dinners, uncountable laughs—and          housewife and a taciturn real-estate

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They’re terrific together, but they were terrific apart too!
                                                                                                                         Here are some of Steve Martin’s and Martin Short’s most
                                                                                                                       memorable pop-culture moments and milestones.

              salesman/aspiring actor, moved from Waco, Texas, to Southern
                                                                                                                 STEVE MARTIN
                                                                                                                 The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (1967–
              California when he was a kid. As a youngster, he found his escape                                  69) Martin entered Hollywood by joining the writ-
              by listening to and watching comedy acts such as Laurel and Hardy.                                 ing staff for this popular variety series. He even won
                  “I was not born funny, but I was born to love comedy,” he                                      an Emmy for it.
                says. His first job was selling guidebooks at nearby Disneyland,
                 then working at Merlin’s Magic Shop. Soon after he moved                                         The Jerk (1979) In his first movie-starring role he
                                                                                                                  played a doofus who embarks on a series of misad-
                   out at age 18, he did four comedy shows a day for $2 a pop at
                                                                                                                  ventures. He also co-wrote the screenplay.
                                  Knott’s Berry Farm in L.A. “I had the experi-
                                  ence of learning how to fix jokes and change                                   Saturday Night Live (1976– ) During the height of his
                                  things that didn’t work,” he says. “I wouldn’t call                            stand-up career, he made wild and crazy appearances on
                                  it encouragement, but I was learning.”                                         this iconic series. He’s hosted 15 times in all, second
                                      In time, his five-minute show morphed into                                 only to Alec Baldwin.
                                  a legendary stand-up comedy act. Wearing a                                     Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) This Thanksgiving comedy
                                  white suit to better stand out onstage, he used                                classic paired Martin with John Candy as two strangers forced to
                                  his physicality and brazenly glib attitude to                                  travel together from New York City to Chicago. And, no, those aren’t
                                                                                                                 pillows.
                                      craft characters from King Tut to the zany
                                        “Wild and Crazy Guy” with a prop arrow                                   The Crow (2009) Subtitled “New Songs for the Five-String Banjo,”
                                                                                                                 this Grammy-winning bluegrass album showcased Martin’s musician-
                                         through his head. His 1977 comedy al-
                                                                                                                 ship. (Dolly Parton and Vince Gill supplied some of the vocals.)
                                    bum, Let’s Get Small, sold more than 1 million
                                  copies. At the height of his stand-up career in
                                   the early 1980s, he played to sold-out crowds
                                    who screamed for him like a rock star.
                                                                                                                 MARTIN SHORT
                                       Short, meanwhile, grew up the youngest of                                  SCTV (1982–83) He took his Second City theater im-
                                    five siblings in the suburbs of Hamilton, On-                                 provisational talents to TV for this Canada-based sketch
                                                                                                                  show. It’s where he originated the popular man-child
                                   tario. “Everyone was funny,” he says. He had
                                                                                                                  character of Ed Grimley.
                                  grand plans to be a doctor, but while a senior at
                                  McMaster University in 1972, he landed a role                                  Saturday Night Live (1984–85) For one shining season, Short
                                     in a local production of Godspell with other                                was live from New York doing impressions of Katharine Hepburn,
                                           future comedy stars Gilda Radner and                                  Jerry Lewis and many other characters. He quit to spend more
                                               Andrea Martin, actor Victor Gerber                                time with his family.
                                                     and Paul Shaffer, who’d become                              ¡Three Amigos! (1986) Short was Ned Nederlander, Martin was Lucky
                                                         David Letterman’s band                                  Day and Chevy Chase was Dusty Bottoms, three ex-cowboy movie
                                                          leader. Soon he was in the                             stars from the silent era who save a Mexican village. Ha!
                                                          improv group SCTV, which                               Father of the Bride (1991) Frank? No, Fraunk. Short’s wacky—and
                                                        led to the cult-hit Canadian                             heavily accented—wedding planner drove Martin’s title character up
                                                      comedy series SCTV, which led                              the wall in this hit comedy. He planned the baby shower in the sequel
                                                                                                                 four years later.
                                                   to Saturday Night Live.
                                                    In the 1980s and 1990s, the two                              Little Me (1998) He took on multiple roles in this revival of the Neil
                                                                                                                 Simon–scripted Broadway musical. The performance earned him a
                                              both made the switch to films.
                                                                                                                 Tony award.
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                                                                                                                                                                             accolades and laughs is a crowning
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                                       and comes with dependable nationwide coverage. Friendly customer                                                                      older, I believe you become plenty
                                       service representatives will help figure out which phone plan is best
                                       for you, and with no contracts or cancellation fees, you can switch plans                                                             wiser about everything in life,”
                                       anytime. You can even keep your current landline or cell phone number.                                                                Short says. “You learn not to take it
                                                                                                                                                                             so seriously.”
                                                                                                                                                                                They’re both serious about one
                                                                                                                                                                             thing: They love making people
      Powered by the nation’s largest and most
                                                                                                      Buy now and get a FREE                                                 laugh together in their show.
          dependable wireless network.
                                                                                                                                                                                “Whatever the travel effort is,
                                                                                                      Car Charger, a $25 value!                                              whatever the complications are, it’s
                                                                                                   To order or learn more, call us at                                        a small price to pay to be able to do
                                               NO CONTRACTS                                                                                                                  it,” Martin says.
                                                No cancellation fees                              1-800-650-6490                                                                And they promise audiences will
                                                                                                                                                                             be entertained—by jokes, music
                                                                                                   or visit greatcall.com/FlipParade
                                                                                                                                                                             and two nattily dressed funnymen.
                                                                                                                                                                             But no political humor—that’s too
                          Why the Jitterbug Flip is your best choice for a new cell phone:

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                                                                                                                                                                             divisive, says Martin. “It’s not inter-
 No contracts             Keep your current                  Free U.S.-based                      No hidden                     Brain Games powered                          esting to make the audience cheer
 to sign, ever            phone number                       customer service                     monthly fees                  by Posit Science®
                                                                                                                                                                             or boo—except at Marty.”
                                                                                                                                                                                His partner agrees. “That goes
                                                                                                                                                                             without saying,” quips Short.
Available at:
                                                                                                                                                                                Visit Parade.com/funny for 10 of
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     GreatCall device and a one-time setup fee of 35. 5Star or 9-1-1 calls can be made only when cellular service is available. 5Star Service tracks an approximate
                                                                                                                                                                                 Steve Martin’s funniest quotes.
         location of the device when the device is turned on and connected to the network. GreatCall does not guarantee an exact location. Car charger will be
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                                                                                                                                       PHOTO BY ELLEN SILVERMAN; RECIPE EXCERPTED FROM EVERYDAY DORIE © 2018 BY DORIE GREENSPAN. REPRODUCED BY PERMISSION OF RUX MARTIN BOOKS/HOUGHTON MIFFLIN HARCOURT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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                                                           PORK ROAST
                 JUST                                     S   lathered with a wet rub of bourbon, mustard,
                                                              honey and brown sugar, this stunning pork roast
                                                          can be on the table in just over an hour, so it’s perfect
                 2.8 LBS!                                 for Sunday night supper. The recipe is from Dorie
                                                          Greenspan’s newest cookbook, Everyday Dorie, featur-
                                                          ing the James Beard Award–winning author’s favorite go-to meals.
                                                          Serve with crusty French bread to soak up the tasty pan juices.

 The ALL-NEW                                                  Bourbon-Roasted Pork Loin
Includes Everything You Need To Regain Your Freedom       Using a sharp paring knife, cut a shallow crosshatch pattern in the top
                                                          layer of fat on 1 (3-lb) boneless pork loin roast, taking care not to cut
Portable Oxygen That Will Never                           into the meat. Mix ¼ cup bourbon, ¼ cup grainy mustard (prefer-
                                                          ably French, such as Maille), 2 Tbsp brown sugar, 2 Tbsp honey,
Weigh You Down.                                           1 tsp fine sea salt, 1 tsp sriracha and freshly ground black pepper to
                                                          taste. Rub over pork, covering all sides; set aside while oven preheats.
At just 2.8 lbs, the Inogen One G4 is the                 (Or put it in a covered container and refrigerate up to 8 hours; let
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you have been waiting for. The Inogen                        Preheat oven to 400°F with rack in center.
                                                             Heat 2 Tbsp olive oil in a Dutch oven or other heavy high-sided
One G4 is approximately half the size                     ovenproof casserole over medium. Add 2 medium onions, thinly
of the Inogen One G3.                                     sliced, and 2 apples, such as Gala or Fuji, unpeeled, cored and cut
                                                          into 6 pieces each. Season with salt and black pepper. Cook, stirring
                                                          regularly, 10 minutes or until onions are translucent and apples are
REQUEST YOUR FREE                                         starting to soften. Center roast, fat side up, on top of apples and
                                                          onions. Pour in any remaining rub and liquids that have accumulated.
INFO KIT TODAY!                                           Roast pork, uncovered, 45–55 minutes, basting a couple of times, or
                                                          until a meat thermometer inserted into center registers 135°–140°F.
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                                                          apples and pan juices. Serves 6.

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