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No, nothing to do with 007. The heart-stealer in question is the octopus who
became a Netflix sensation last year. She’s the (spoiler alert) posthumous
star of a documentary that happens to be South Africa’s one shot at winning
an Oscar this month.
In the film, the timid, tiny octopus spends most of her short life minding her own business,
fending off hungry pyjama sharks, and figuring out ways of using her eight limbs and ballerina-
supple body to achieve breathtaking feats of engineering. She builds temporary houses out of
shells, camouflages herself against rocks and scurries into dark crevices in the blink of an eye. In
one scene, she plays a game of tag with a school of fishes; in another, she pretends to be an old
lady carrying her groceries and walks along the ocean floor on two legs. It’s mesmerising stuff.
Sharp as she was, she was also quite shy, but overcame her natural fear of humans to
forge a friendship with a guy named Craig Foster.
In the movie’s most Meryl Streep-worthy scene, this cautious mollusc reaches out her
tentacles of friendship and not only makes physical contact with Foster (who, crazily, dives each
day without a wetsuit), but manages to touch the hearts of just about anyone watching.
Without saying a word – no ‘speak to my agent’ diva antics – she soon has an award-
winning film crew observing her every move, recording her vast repertoire of curious
behaviours. And, ultimately, she causes Foster himself to emotionally crack up as he
recounts his tender relationship with her.
The movie’s called My Octopus Teacher and has managed to not only make the entire world
sit up and take notice of octopus-kind, but has drawn attention to one of South Africa’s lesser-
known wonders: the amazing kelp forest that bounds our southern coastline. Foster’s friend is
probably the best marketing the frigid waters of Cape Town have ever had; even if you’re poep-
scared of the cold, you might want to jet off to Cape Town, squeeze your lockdown bod into a
wetsuit and go see if you can befriend some of the Cape’s shy residents.
Here’s to our very own Octopussy bringing that Oscar home to Mzansi – either way,
she’s made South Africa proud.
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1 Before it’s too late
One look at these doughnut-resembling
creatures and you kind of know they’re
doomed. In Extinct, a pair of these
Flummels – adorable, fluffy, highly
entertaining prehistoric creatures – are
magically transported from 1835 to
present-day Shanghai. They encounter
congested streets and trans fats and
many more modern-day quirks. They
also learn that their species is extinct.
Their task? To travel back in time and
prevent the eradication of Flummelkind.
It’s a cute way of introducing young
people to a serious concept – and
perhaps getting their minds to grapple
with ways of preventing other species
from going the way of the Flummels.
It’s terrific fun, and with lots of great
voices adding to the comedy madness.
In cinemas from 2 April.
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2 It’s all Greek to me 3 Alanocalypse Now! 4 Run in a forest, run
The saucy drag-queen trio at Cape After months of delays and With its mix of mountain
Town’s Gate 69 cabaret theatre postponements, our cover star – and forest trails, stimulating
have never been known to hold Alan Committie – will (hopefully, views and good company,
back. Nonetheless, lockdown fingers crossed) finally be the Savanna Origin of
curfews interrupted their planned performing his stand-up show, Trails Trail Run Experience
summertime run of Eros, their Apoca-LAUGHS Now!, this month. happens in Stellenbosch
Greek tragedy-inspired grown-up The veteran jester has had tons of on 24 and 25 April. You can
musical romp. The show must go on, time to theorise about where the enter for pure enjoyment or,
however. Hotter, fleshier and more promised R500 billion has actually like Gimo Matusso and Chris
risqué than ever, the naughty adult ended up. And he’s finally figured Visser (pictured above),
musical riffs the mythical Aphrodite, out TikTok. Join him in the socially- run more competitively. It’s
refiguring her as an agony aunt distanced Theatre on the Bay in a stage race, with around
whose son, Eros, is one big raging Cape Town as he comically unpacks 25km on day one, and 17km
hormone. It’s running until 1 May. the current end of the world. on day two.
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5 Back to life 6 A hairy, scary, fairy tale 7 A feast for the eyes
Words: Keith Bain, Pictures: Justin Dingwall, Douglas Condzo, Chris Hitchcock, Supplied
With theatres empty for so Hänsel und Gretel is traditionally Until 29 April, Cape Town’s
long, it’s exhilarating to see a feel-good, family-friendly opera Eclectica Contemporary is
Cape Town’s dancers back in despite the dark themes (poverty, hosting 11:11, a group exhibition
action. Pictured rehearsing child abduction, cannibalism) encompassing artworks, furniture
are Johnny Bovang and that haunt the original fairy tale pieces and design artefacts.
Janet Lindup, who’ll be on upon which it’s based. Cape Town Above are three of the works
stage for Robin van Wyk’s Opera has turned up the heat by on display: Justin Dingwall’s
production of Coppélia, the engaging photographer Roger Rise, a serene Madonna-like
classic comic ballet about Ballen (whose work inspired hip- photographic portrait of model
the outrageous Dr Coppélius hop duo, Die Antwoord) to design Thando Hopa; Fishermen by
who creates a life-size sets for the production. It’s going Mozambican photographer
doll that can dance. It’s at to be unlike any opera ever seen – Douglas Condzo; and hexagonal
Artscape Opera House from and not for children. At Artscape stack tables by designer Haldane
15 to 17 April. Opera House from 3 April. Martin. Also viewable online.
computicket.com capetownopera.co.za eclecticacontemporary.co.za
kulula.com APRIL 2021 9SILVER SCREEN GREATS EXPERIENCE
And
the
Oscar
goes
to…
The pandemic has changed movie-making, movie-going, and even the nature of
the world’s most famous award ceremony. These are a few of the films likely to
be honoured on 26 April
Oscar who? Farewell to legends
Solid bronze, coated in Even with the incredible Viola Davis
24-karat gold, the Oscar in the role of Gertrude ‘Ma’ Rainey –
statuette is just over 34cm, ‘Mother of the Blues’ – it’s Chadwick
almost 4kg. It began as MGM Boseman who’ll get much of the
art director Cedric Gibbons’s attention for his fiery performance in
sketch of a knight gripping a Netflix’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom.
sword standing in front of a Adapted from August Wilson’s play, it’s
film reel. Los Angeles sculptor set in Chicago on a single day in 1927.
George Stanley turned the Tensions – racial, musical, sexual –
sketch into a statue in 1928. mount as a group of musicians wait for
Officially named the Academy a recording session to begin. Boseman
Award of Merit, its nickname (who was Black Panther in the Marvel
has been in official use since mega-hit) plays a headstrong cornet
1939 – legend has it that an player. Fellow cast members marvelled
Academy librarian said at his commitment to what was to be his
the statue resembled her final performance – Boseman died last
Uncle Oscar and the year, aged 43, having battled cancer for
name caught on. three years.
kulula.com APRIL 2021 11EXPERIENCE SILVER SCREEN GREATS
It happened one night
One Night in Miami is another play
adaptation, this time from Amazon.
The night in question takes us back
to 1964 when four titans of Black
history gather to celebrate after
Cassius Clay – a boxing underdog
who was soon to rechristen
himself Muhammad Ali – defeats
heavyweight champion Sonny Liston
at the Miami Convention Hall. It’s
among the biggest upsets in boxing
history and when Clay meets his
friends – Malcolm X, Sam Cooke and
Jim Brown – they end up discussing
the part they’ve yet to play in the
history that’s coming.
Payback time
Promising Young Woman is pretty
much a revenge thriller – albeit
with comedic elements and a
cerebral script – that tackles the
lasting impact of gender-based
violence. Carey Mulligan gives
the performance of a lifetime as
a woman who inadvertently
grabs an opportunity to avenge
a sexual crime that destroyed the
life of one of her college friends.
It’s a genuinely unpredictable
film that maintains the kick of
its opening, and keeps you
guessing – not to mention
slightly disturbed.
Searching for the American Dream
Like last year’s Best Picture Oscar winner, Minari centres on a
Korean family, albeit a more traditional one than the offbeat clan
in Parasite. Minari also differs in that it’s effectively an American
film, looking at the Korean immigrant experience. Filmmaker
Lee Isaac Chung has turned to his personal experience to paint
this portrait of a Korean-American family in rural Arkansas in the
1980s – it feels incredibly intimate and real and opens in local
cinemas on 16 April.
12 APRIL 2021 kulula.comSILVER SCREEN GREATS EXPERIENCE
The wanderer Courtroom injustice
In Nomadland, Frances Even if you’re not into courtroom
McDormand plays an itinerant dramas and have zero interest
worker – ‘houseless, not in activist politics, you’ll still be
homeless,’ she says – who lives gripped by Netflix’s The Trial
in her truck, nomadically drifting of the Chicago 7. It follows the
from one trailer park to the next. trial of a group of anti-Vietnam
Every day is a kind of mystery: War activists who were arrested
periods of freedom, solitude and on spurious charges during
grand vistas are interspersed the 1968 Democratic National
with moments of unexpected Convention – they’re accused
community and belonging. of inciting violence during a
There are lonely times, but peaceful demonstration. It’ll
also love and new friendships have you furious with frustration
between the hiccups. In cinemas at the power of a system
from 16 April. designed to squash reason. And,
yes, that’s Sacha Baron Cohen
(aka Borat) pictured below
Chance encounter (right) with the wild, hippie-
On Netflix, News of the World is one era hair – he plays one of the
of those epic period films made even activists on trial and might even
grander by the presence of Tom win an Oscar.
Hanks. It’s 1870 and Jefferson Kidd,
a former Confederate officer, makes
his way in the aftermath of civil war
by going from town to town charging
to read newspapers. He finds an
upturned wagon and strikes an unlikely
friendship with a young girl who has
survived. Striking out together, each
dangerous encounter they share
deepens their allegiance. It’s violent
and deals with some tricky racial
dynamics, but it has the vast vistas
and enough action-packed shootouts
to make it hugely entertaining. Still,
not good enough for a Best Picture
nomination, nor one for Hanks.
Black Panther backstabber
Words: Keith Bain, Pictures: Supplied
There’s more history and more politics in the Shaka King-directed
drama Judas and the Black Messiah which follows events leading up
to the 1969 murder of Black Panther chairman Fred Hampton – at
the hands of the Chicago police. Focus is on FBI informant William
O’Neal who infiltrates the Black Panther’s Illinois chapter in order to
keep tabs on Hampton (played by Daniel Kaluuya of Get Out fame).
The film plays out as a battle for O’Neal’s conscience, and is packed
with moving speeches and powerhouse performances.
kulula.com APRIL 2021 13THE UNBELIEVABLE
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There’s G-Spot and
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iconic ‘floating bridge’ at
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the legendary route sections
cyclists tackle during the
Savanna Origin of Trails MTB
Experience in Stellenbosch
on 24 and 25 April. The two-
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network of world-class trails
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into a 45km and a 40km
stretch; there’s also a half-
marathon race over 27km
and 22km. Entries close on
20 April (or when capacity
is reached); Covid-19
protocols will be enforced.
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Bed down in Gqeberha 17 Rock the Cederberg 23 Meander the Midlands 35
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kulula.com APRIL 2021 15FRIENDLY CITY BOLTHOLES EXPLORE
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1. Home sweet home
It’s Gqeberha now, so be sure to
practise your clicks before you go. If
all else fails, ask the obliging staff at
Singa Lodge to help you get your
tongue around it. Besides isiXhosa
pronunciation lessons, Singa’s staff
will remind you why this will always
be the Friendly City, starting with
the generous and homey
environment they’ve created for you
here in laid-back Summerstrand.
kulula.com APRIL 2021 17EXPLORE FRIENDLY CITY BOLTHOLES
Clicking in
Gqeberha
Explore the coast
Gqeberha’s sun-drenched beaches
see plenty of action, and there’s a
string of paved promenades and
raised boardwalks leading you
past surfers, joggers and sun-
worshippers – key landmarks
include the Boardwalk Casino and
Shark Rock Pier.
Raggy Charters
Things about Singa Lodge that’ll make you smile? For a sea-going adventure, set off
It feels like it’s part of the neighbourhood – a sprawling home tucked with this boating outfit to explore St
away between the houses, and just 100m from the beach, where Croix Island marine reserve where
you can hop on the boardwalk and walk along the coast for miles. 20 000 African penguins breed.
It’s aesthetically charming, too – arranged around a pool and lush raggycharters.co.za
garden, the huge suite-sized rooms are rich with screens, mosaics,
hand-stencilled wallpapers, and embroidered silks. A mix of African
and Eastern artworks and artefacts serve as decor throughout, giving Tabú
it a personalised feel. If you crave a good sunset view,
Good to know? Singa has long been a popular spot among head up to the Radisson Blu’s
foreigners for pre- and post-safari stays. Which means they ocean-facing pool deck. From here
understand full-scale relaxation and also know how to connect you you can witness sunset with a
with local experiences – and can make loads of arrangements on cocktail in hand and an eye on the
your behalf. surf – sometimes you catch surfers
OMG factor? Aside from the cavorting with dolphins in
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bathrooms – some of them feel
like you have your own in-room
spa. They also know about food
here, and so it’s worth staying in
for dinner at least once.
Not for you if… you prefer
a hotel where you feel
anonymous. There’s an intimacy
here, a feel-good factor.
How deep are your pockets?
There’s a special rate for South
Africans until September;
from R896 per couple,
including breakfast.
singalodge.com
18 APRIL 2021 kulula.comFRIENDLY CITY BOLTHOLES EXPLORE
Werk_
In the Baakens Valley, this is an
old industrial warehouse – now
pronounced ‘werk space’ –
reconfigured as a community hub
with shops, workspaces, places
to eat and grab craft beer or visit
the tiny rum distillery for a tasting
of hard tack. There are lounge-
like nooks, a pottery studio, art
galleries and a jeweller. Werk_ also
hosts regular food truck events 2. An oasis in the city
that help support the community. Forest Hall Guest House occupies an enchanted old English manor
werkspace.co.za in a fantastically leafy part of Walmer – the 1.5-acre estate is full of
immense trees, flower beds and birds singing their lungs out. Plus,
there’s a wonderful pool and outdoor lounging area.
Savages Fine Food Things that’ll make you smile? It’s family-owned and -operated
Never mind the name, the food and the consequence is that you are looked after like you’re visiting
is superb. In an historic house royalty. A lot of love has gone into creating and maintaining immaculate
opposite St George’s Park, this guest quarters. There’s a range of options – from a three-bedroom attic
is where you’ll get gourmet
Words: Keith Bain, Pictures: Supplied
unit with a full kitchen for self-catering, to a room made just for solo
breakfasts or world-class lunches travellers.
and find dishes for almost every OMG factor? Well, those gardens take your breath away. And – just
dietary restriction. Look out for imagine – there are tennis courts, a trampoline, and even a second
the truffle-fried wild mushroom swimming pool.
sandwich with artichokes and How deep are your pockets? From R1200 per couple including
marinated peppers. breakfast, it’s an absolute bargain.
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kulula.com APRIL 2021 19ALAN COMMITTIE MEET
Take off
with Alan There is no time
for regrets
Hello, lovely people! It’s me, Alan Committie!
As we stumbled into 2021, hoping against all
hope that things might suddenly change but
knowing they couldn’t with any immediate effect,
I challenged myself to do things I had always
aspired to do but neglected because real life
always reared its silly head.
First up, I took an introductory flight as a
potential pilot of a small Cessna – it was as
glorious and eccentric as I had hoped. Watch this
space for plans to get my fixed-wing pilot licence.
In the spirit of winged adventures, I also
paraglided – or is that paraglayed, or para-glied,
maybe paragilded… Stuff it, I flew with a
paraglider from the top of Signal Hill over the
kugelled rooftops of Sea Point and onto the
promenade grasses…
Both adventures ignited my courage to
undertake some live outdoor garden performances
for 50 audience members in February. Performing
to real laughing (albeit masked) faces and
giggles that filled the starry night sky instantly
skyrocketed me right back into the orbits that I
experienced with the other two activities.
I cannot wait to fly again. On and off stage.
Picture: Sven Kristian
So, what will you be doing next in order to
ensure you have no regrets? While you ponder
that, please have a great flight and be safe
wherever you are.
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premier bouldering destination. Here, a timeless
landscape of rugged rock invites outdoor adventurers
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for sport climbing or go for an invigorating walk.
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School
of rock
Nicci Collier goes
adventuring in the
Cederberg
I am climbing a 10.
Sunrise Arête.
Beyond easy if you’re a climber,
tricksy for an absolute beginner like
me who doesn’t know what to do with
all these big chunks of jutting-out
rock I’m supposed to get around as I
ascend. At the top, I scramble onto the
ledge – awkwardly, ungracefully, full of
relief and delight. The route is as tame
as it gets, but feels to me like Everest.
Up here, the evening wind carries
a serious chill as we soak up the last
rays of the day. The rock glows amber
in the setting sun, and across from
us, on the other side of the lush river
bed, a shadow creeps up the slopes,
engulfing a lonely cottage.
kulula.com APRIL 2021 23EXPLORE VERTICAL LIMIT
Having conquered the to push myself out and away from the
route, I’ve somehow been rock face, I glide down easily towards
persuaded into the next the earth. It’s over too quickly. Once four
adventurous pursuit: of us are down, we sit and watch Ewan
abseiling back down. descend with the first of a billion
I watch the first of our stars twinkling against the darkening
group disappear over sky above.
the edge of the cliff and We head back to base: our beautiful
successfully land back campsite at Nuwerust Rest Camp in the
on terra firma. Then, southern Cederberg is perfect for those
huddled close to Dan between-adventures pursuits – whether
for warmth, I listen as making whirlpools in the campsite pool
Ewan explains how to or cooking slow potjies while watching
survive this. How to the heavens light up.
safely position myself The next day we’re up early, emerging
as I take that first step, from our tents to another clear, crisp
where to place my morning that quickly sends the mercury
hands, how to control climbing as the summer sun bakes
the weight of my body down on the rocky landscape.
on the rope as I lower I’ve been told you can’t come to the
myself down towards the Cederberg and not hike to Wolfberg.
ground. As I lean back It’s a full day; a hot and exhausting,
into my harness, I don’t exhilarating and unforgettable day. The
look down, don’t think hike is steep – with a small climb onto a
about how my life relies ledge at one point – but the higher you
on this equipment and go, the better the views become. And the
the knot-tying skills of deeper into wilderness we go, the more
my camping crew. I take meditative the hike becomes.
a deep breath and walk Eventually we reach the famed
backwards off the ledge, Wolfberg Cracks: a long, narrow
into thin air. passageway hewn into the ancient
It’s a strange feeling. rock, with otherworldly caves and
Thrilling, though. Gently extraordinary erosions at every angle as
releasing myself along you ogle, crawl and clamber your way
the rope, using my feet through to the other side.
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‘a long, narrow passageway hewn into the ancient rock, with
otherworldly caves and extraordinary erosions at every angle as
you ogle, crawl and clamber your way through to the other side’
A bit further on and the Wolfberg Arch off the top. Not me. I lie back in the sand,
finally comes into view, although it's still and stare. I stare at my friends lowering
around 1½ hours away. Over a water themselves through the air. I stare up at
break, half the team decides to head back this majestic monument of stone. I stare
to the campsite. I grit my teeth, determined across the endless rocky landscape,
to make it all the way. And I do. undulating into the distance as far as the
Reaching the Arch is worth every hot, eye can see.
thirsty, heavy-backpack step. The serious And I stare inwards to a heart
Spider-Man types among us climb up the overflowing with gratitude for this indelible
Arch, then set up their ropes and abseil moment in time.
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Rock steady Bed down with boulderers
In the northern Cederberg, near Whether or not you’re tackling
Clanwilliam, probably somewhere boulders, you can fortify in
in the vicinity of Pakhuis Pass, charmed surrounds at De Pakhuys,
you’ll notice clumps of people – an olive farm with lots of space,
like Spider-Man impersonators sandstone all around, and a
kitted out by Cape Union Mart location right in the heart of all the
– seemingly adhered to rocky bouldering action you could need.
overhangs and giant boulders. They even have their own on-site
They’re members of the climbing area where you can solve
international climbing fraternity bouldering problem like ‘Witness
that – since 1996 – has discovered the Sickness’ and ‘Gliding Through
the bounty at Rocklands, a the Waves Like Dophins’.
mecca of ochre-tinged boulders There’s a choice of digs – wooden
concentrated primarily along a cabins, luxury tents, permanent
20km stretch of road that experts caravans, a campsite, and even
say affords a lifetime of world- fully kitted-out houses (like the
class bouldering (rock climbing three-bedroom Blokhuys, which
without climbing aids and typically is a stroll away from the rock
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limited to heights of under 8m). faces you might want to climb
The fine-grain, medium-hard and surrounded by the kinds of
sandstone is rough but said to be views that make the Cederberg
great for climbing, and those in the so special). There are trails to
know say there are at least 1 500 hike, rock art worth seeking out,
identifiable bouldering ‘problems’ wineries, a farm dam in which to
against which to test their skills. cool off and historic Wuppertal
They have names like Adultworld, town to explore. Your hosts
Biscuit Wall, Rubik’s Cube Wall can point you in the direction of
and The Bastille; Tea Time, whatever your heart desires.
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Safari
with a
twist
There are plenty of ways to get out there and experience wild nature without
being in the back of a 4X4
Participating alongside rangers and vets, trekking out with
ecologists and conservationists as they do the stuff that’s
usually ‘off camera’ is now something of a privilege, adding an
extra layer of sophistication at luxury lodges where guests can
pay a premium to join the working crews conducting their
field duties.
While hardly inexpensive, such experiences afford a strong
sense of being part of something meaningful. In the malaria-
free Waterberg in Limpopo, guests at Tintswalo Lapalala in the
48 500-hectare Lapalala Wilderness can join the conservation
team in rhino and elephant research and monitoring activities
which include ear-notching, DNA sampling, and fitting animals
with microchips. The reserve’s 27 elephants are carefully
monitored and, with advance planning, you can sign up to join
a collaring mission when one of the animal’s tracking collars
needs replacing. Guests meet up with the helicopter used to
locate and dart the elephant, and then assist by helping to
F
monitor the elephant’s vitals while DNA samples are collected
or many, a wildlife safari is a kind of live David and the collar replaced. Time is always of the essence and
Attenborough-narrated documentary – experienced in there’s a sense of accomplishment once you’ve completed
4D thanks to the bump and grind of a 4x4 navigating your mission.
through a legit bushveld that’s alive with stereophonic Meanwhile, at Thanda Safari Private Game Reserve in
sounds, extreme Technicolor, and the promise of bumping into northern KZN, guests can join dedicated on-foot rhino tracking
increasingly rare creatures. expeditions led by a specialist rhino monitor. They also host
Always thrilling, it’s usually a sit-back-and-watch experience. a half-day activity dedicated to taking you close to the action
But there are countless other ways of being on safari, as a rhino is identified from the air and then darted before you
whether your thrill is ticking birds off a list, glimpsing insects, assist the team in notching the sedated animal for research
or perhaps participating in activities that – to rehash the wildlife purposes. It’s not cheap, since there’s the cost of the helicopter
documentary metaphor – take you ‘behind the scenes’. to consider, but such a rush!
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Beach safari
Namibia’s Skeleton Coast
National Park covers
two million hectares of
gravel plains divided by
ephemeral rivers, and
vast dunefields facing
a 500km shoreline. Its
eeriness is unmistakeable
– among the bones on
the beach, there are
human skeletons. Plus,
Notching rhino Run wild, run free occasional scenes of
Apart from participating They always tell you, lions picking on whale
in its reserve’s elephant ‘Don’t run!’ But at Thanda carcases, or, more
collaring missions, guests Safari, this month’s Run horrifically, hyenas Up, up and away
at Tintswalo Lapalala Wild experience affords a feeding on live seal pups. You need to be up super
can sign up for one of chance to break that basic And yet, as much as it is early and there is always
four dedicated rhino rule. This trail-running littered with the corpses a chance that some gust
experiences happening adventure is a chance to of ships and seal skulls of wind will scupper your
once a month from May explore the reserve while jumbled with turtle rib plans to fly, but nothing
through August. The hoofing it at whatever pace cages and the bleached on earth compares to the
veterinary team will you can muster, safe in the vertebrae of whales, it’s thrill of a hot-air balloon
dart and immobilise a knowledge that you’ll at all undeniably beautiful. ride above the Busanga
white or black rhino and times be under the watch of Guests at Shipwreck Plains in Zambia’s Kafue
participants may assist the reserve’s anti-poaching Lodge are taken on National Park. With ace
with monitoring the team. It’s a bargain game drives along the pilot Eric Hesemans
animal during the capture. weekend, too, with a super- dry riverbeds and get to flying, you look down
A vital part of Lapalala’s low rate of just R2 995 per explore the dunefields. on an incredible mosaic
rhino security initiative, person sharing per night, At Cape Fria there’s a of grasslands laced
guests will help monitor including accommodation, massive seal colony and by water channels
the tranquillised animal two game drives daily, all you’ll see scuttling ghost and lagoons where
while vets collect DNA for meals, and most beverages. crabs, terns soaring hippo pods and crocs
the Rhino DNA Indexing thandasafari.co.za above the surf, and the congregate. Squint
System, a forensic odd black-backed and those moving
library where every jackal loping across shadows turn out to be
rhino’s unique genetic the dunes or feasting elephants, the faster
fingerprint is stored. The on seal corpses (like dots are lechwe trying
Conservation Experience the one below). to outpace the balloon’s
costs R16 000 for two shipwrecklodge.com.na shadow. Conditions only
people, and excludes all permit flights August
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Big city safari
Safari in Joburg? ‘It’s
possible at Melville
Koppies Nature Reserve,’
says Wendy Carstens,
chairman of the volunteer
committee that manages
the park. ‘You won’t see
the Big Five. But you
will see other intriguing
Desert safari natural beauties as
The scale of the Rockpool safari you meander through
Kalahari consumes At De Hoop Nature grasslands, rocky ridges,
you in a spiritual way. Reserve a highlight cool forested areas
Here, in a desolate is searching for the and a bubbling spruit.
land of saltpans, strange creatures that European bee-eaters
rust-red sandveld live in intertidal rock can sometimes be
dunes and wide-open pools. Dalfrenzo Laing seen swooping over the
nothingness, are 12 (above) has been showing grasslands hoovering
cabins arranged along guests this patch of up insects. You may see
a raised embankment coast for years – his a tortoise, hedgehog Walkies
overlooking a heart- knowledge of the unusual or shongololo crossing Whether you’re getting an
shaped pan. !Xaus Lodge creatures is intimate a trail. We have a 5km up-close understanding
(below) is situated on and encyclopaedic. The trail with lots of ups and of cat scat or learning
the 91st dune from stories get gory: urchins downs, and a heritage about hyena turds,
the Auob River some are gruesome killers; trail.’ mk.org.za there’s nothing like a
30km away. It’s owned certain starfish digest walking safari to deepen
Words: Keith Bain, Pictures: Supplied
by ‡Khomani San and their prey by turning their Meerkat safari connection with the
Mier communities. By stomachs inside out. It’s probably the most wilderness. Walking
day, San trackers can And, after Dalfrenzo’s curious arrangement Safaris of South Africa
take you on game walks thrilling tales, you might of animals you could (Struik) is a new book
across dunes traversed spy whales or dolphins hope to find here in the by seasoned hikers
by big-maned Kalahari surfing in the waves. middle of a big empty Hlengiwe Magagula (in
lions, cheetah, oryx, dehoopcollection.com nature reserve just blue above) and Denis
and elephant. After outside Oudtshoorn. Costello – they cover
dark, you’ll hear geckos Devey Glinister, a meerkat 59 guided walks across
barking while jackals enthusiast who has spent 21 big-game parks and
and hyenas scream into countless hours observing reserves, unpacking the
the night. these creatures in their options available in each
xauslodge.co.za natural environment, park, from short walks
has habituated them to to multi-day wilderness
visiting humans. You have trails. A highlight is
to be up long before the Magagula’s vivid first-
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definitely worth it. exploring the bush
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Harrow Hill is an elegantly furnished English 3-star
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The Bed & Breakfast has lovely bedrooms with full bathrooms, a
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Midway
to
heaven
Strap in with Nicci Collier for a bird’s-eye
view of the KZN Midlands
I
would love to wax lyrical about the
gorgeous views of the Drakensberg
from up here. But the truth is, I’ve
no idea which direction to look, nor
which way is up or down, left or
right. We are spiralling through the air
like a spinning top and I’m so dizzy that
my focus is mainly on keeping down my
breakfast. Some people do experience
motion sickness, our hosts had warned
as we bumped along the winding gravel
road to the clifftop from where we would
leap.
Turns out I am one of them.
To be fair, it’s only this initial roller-
coastering part that’s made me queasy.
For the rest, I feel a bright, sweet-tart
fruit salad of feelings: Freedom; thrilled
to the very core; immense peace;
marginally terrified; incredibly humbled;
and somehow empowered.
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Clockwise from above
Hop on a steam train
in Creighton during the
Aloe Festival; Wildsky
paragliders launching
from Bulwer Mountain;
idyllic Cleopatra
Mountain Farm House;
children can fly through
the sky on a zipline at
Piggly Wiggly in
Lions River
Yes, all these distinct feelings all at once. Because it from Bulwer to Underberg (about 25km as the, um,
I am flying. Soaring, bobbing, bouncing, dangling in crow flies) from early in her career.
the air. Here at the main paragliding site on Bulwer Mountain,
And, yes, when we finally stop spinning and are once you've ‘thermalled’ up above the peaks, you can
gently gliding – floating – through the air, I feel indeed see the southern Drakensberg – and plenty more
absolutely awed by the endless views over hills and besides. Come winter, there’s likely to be a smattering
valleys, fields and forests. Paragliding above the KZN of snow on the ground.
Midlands, all those endless green rolling hills below Also known as Amahaqwa (‘misty one’), this
me, is like nothing I’ve ever felt before. mountain is the major backdrop to the Midlands town
We are here to meet the Fokkens (no, really). of Bulwer, which is the perfect stop-off to refuel before
Hans and Ria Fokkens run Wildsky – a professional entering the wild beauty of ‘The Berg’. The village’s
paragliding operation at the foot of Bulwer Mountain. yellowwood church, built in 1886, is worth a look, and
Hans started paragliding in 1989, then went on twitchers will appreciate the feathered inhabitants of
to be part of the South African team at the World Marutswa forest. Despite its international renown as a
Championship in Japan in 1995 and was crowned the year-round paragliding destination, Bulwer’s very low-
South African Champion in 2001. key, which makes it a great base, and there are so many
Ria, also a competitive paraglider, met Hans when worthwhile places to see, eat and stay in the region that
she started flying in 1998. She’s long had a knack even passionate paragliders will want to explore all it
for distance (cross-country) flying and was winging has to offer beyond the misty mountain…
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Pictures: Nicci Collier, Supplied
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kulula.com APRIL 2021 41DISCOVER THE GLOBAL SYNDEMIC
Enough
is
enough
In this extract from her book, Enough*,
Dr Cassandra Coburn outlines the link between
climate change and human health – and how our
food systems are the vital link between them
42 APRIL 2021 kulula.comW
THE GLOBAL SYNDEMIC DISCOVER
e may think of factories belching
out clouds of noxious gases as the
main culprit, but food systems
* Dr Cassandra
form the single biggest driver of environmental
Coburn’s new book,
change on the planet. Agriculture uses half of all
Enough: How your
habitable land, while food production as a whole
food choices will
emits 26% of global greenhouse gases and uses
save the planet, is
70% of fresh water. If cattle were their own nation,
published by Gaia
they’d be the world’s third-largest emitter of
and distributed
greenhouse gases. Even if we magically switched
locally by Jonathan
to renewable energy overnight, much of the harm
Ball Publishers.
done by mass-scale agriculture would continue.
It’s not just that we’re using too many of our
resources. We’re spoiling them while we’re at it. lost their nutritional value: they had reduced zinc
Just under a quarter of the world’s land is less and iron levels compared to normal crops. If the
productive than it was because poor agricultural crops we grow have a lower nutritional value,
methods have degraded it. Fifty million hectares we would have to grow more of them to feed the
of forest were cleared between 1980 and 2000 same number of people, taking up more land and
for farming and ranching, leaving about 68% of the emitting more greenhouse gases.
world’s forests intact, compared to pre-industrial Climate change is expected to affect food
Words: Book extract courtesy of the author and Jonathan Ball Publishers, Pictures: AGB Photo Library/Alamy, Supplied
levels. Over half the ocean is used for commercial production in two ways: while gradual changes in
fishing, and a third of all marine stocks are over- ambient temperature and weather patterns will
fished. Food production drives much of the change adversely affect the crops which now grow best
that is contributing to the Anthropocene’s erosion around the world, increasingly frequent extreme
of the ecosystem we’ve known for millennia. weather conditions such as floods, hurricanes
Our growing population exacerbates the problem. and droughts could wipe out regional food stocks
entirely. The frequency of these ‘climatic shocks’
is estimated to triple by 2040. Such huge loss
If food is the thread that runs through this of food in our extremely interconnected and
syndemic, then we as consumers have the interdependent world will affect food availability
ability to influence how it plays out. and prices.
We are living on borrowed time, and we are
borrowing that time from our children. The world’s
Current projections predict the world population food systems are producing food that is harmful
will hit ten billion by 2050. To feed us, scientists to us and to the planet as a viable ecosystem – an
estimate that we’ll need to produce more food increasing population will worsen these effects.
in the next 35 years than we have done in all of In a recent report produced by the World Obesity
human history. Assuming we keep producing it Federation, the authors coined a new term to
in the same way, this would require 120% more describe the synergistic interaction between the
water and 42% more arable land than we now use; epidemics of obesity, malnutrition and climate
it would also destroy 14% more forests and cause change: the Global Syndemic.
77% more greenhouse gas emissions. If food is the thread that runs through this
However, in one experiment, cereal crops and syndemic, then we as consumers have the ability
legumes were grown under changed atmospheric to influence how it plays out. Altering what we
carbon dioxide levels. When scientists increased the eat means it is possible to ameliorate, maybe
carbon dioxide up to the elevated levels forecast even reverse, the harms that we are enacting on
to be the norm by 2050, they found that the crops ourselves and the planet.
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