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Why
                                                                                          strive for
                                                                                          efficiency?*

Credit: Cedric Price, Olympia: "the village brain". Cedric Price fonds, CCA. © CCA

40 years of                                                                  *This is one of the questions we continue to raise
                                                                             at the Canadian Centre for Architecture since our
                                                                             founding in 1979. We persist with this questioning

questioning.                                                                 as the myriad of issues still to be addressed call for
                                                                             new ways to increase public awareness of the role
                                                                             of architecture in society.

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To May 30
The annual Accès Asie festival showcases dance, film, music,
visual art, literature, comedy, poetry, new media and culinary
art from contemporary and traditional Asian cultures.

To May 5
The 46th annual Concordia Film Festival offers a look at
cinematic talent on the rise, and with Film Production and
Film Animation screenings priced at $5 (and it’s only $20 for
a festival pass, and talks and seminars are free), it’s a no-
brainer for affordable entertainment away from your couch.

To May 11
Over 50 sketch comedy troupes — local, national and
international — will be performing at this year’s Montreal
Sketchfest. Programming includes Toronto’s the Sketchersons
and their Sunday Night Live show with host Tranna Wintour
and musical guest Awwful, NYC’s Pegasus (ie. Amanda Xeller)          Snotty Nose Rez Kids

and locals Hot Raw Fire, among many more. See our article
about the festival at cultmtl.com.
≥ Various locations, $15/show, $20 day pass, $65 festival pass
                                                                     May 18–19                                                            Vancouver to Rotterdam and Gwangju, Lum explores identity
                                                                                                                                          through language and letterforms. Even strip mall signs.
                                                                                                                                          ≥ 1515 Ste-Catherine W. (EV 1.605), 6 p.m., free
                                                                     Porches, stoops, lawns, alleys, balconies and rooftops all
May 8–11                                                             around NDG become stages for acoustic bands in the annual
                                                                     Porchfest event.
As POP Montreal stretches the definition of pop to its outer
limits (not to mention the Jazz Fest’s approach to jazz,
                                                                                                                                          May 24–26
haha), Distorsion Psych Fest presents a broad spectrum
of psychedelic sounds, from shoegaze to post-punk to                 May 19–Sept. 29                                                      The Comics Art Festival (aka Festival BD de Montréal)
experimental dance music to garage rock. This year’s roster                                                                               features 170 comics creators from all over, with 60 special
includes exceptional local bands like Suuns, Crabe, Elephant         Sunday afternoons and early evenings in Montreal have                events and seven exhibitions in l’Espace Lafontaine.
                                                                     never been the same since Piknic Électronik launched their           ≥ Rachel & Papineau, 1–7 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Saturday, 10
Stone, Petra Glynt, Bleu Nuit and les Breastfeeders, with a
handful of acts from the U.S., Mexico and the ROC.                   weekly summer dance parties back in the early aughts.                a.m.–5 p.m. Sunday, free
≥ Various locations, four-day passes $55 or $200 (special package)   As usual the event launches for the season with Sunday/
                                                                     Monday events on the long weekend. The line-up had not yet
                                                                     been revealed when we went to press (but can be seen on the
                                                                     Piknic site now).                                                    May 24–June 2
May 15                                                               ≥ Plaine des Jeux (île Ste-Hélène, ie. Parc Jean-Drapeau), season
                                                                     passes $119/$87 students, individual event price not available at    Interdisciplinary, experimental, emerging performing
Five bands from the Japanese capital play Petit Campus in the press time                                                                  arts and artists are the focus of OFFTA, an event that was
latest edition of the Next Music From Tokyo showcase. This                                                                                originally founded to offer counter-programming to Festival
line-up is pretty eclectic, repping everything from dub reggae                                                                            TransAmériques but is now friendly enough with the other
and rap/EDM to indie rock and straight-up pop.
≥ 57 Prince-Arthur E., 8 p.m., $15/$20                               May 22–June 4                                                        festival to have a joint hot dog party.

                                                                     Festival TransAmériques, which bills itself as “the biggest

May 17–19
                                                                     performing arts festival in North America,” promises two
                                                                     weeks of contemporary theatre and dance shows, along with
                                                                                                                                          May 27–June 16
                                                                     a series of dance parties at Quartier général.
                                                                                                                                          Nothing says summer like the opening of the Montreal
Punk rock music festival Pouzza occupies the Quartier des                                                                                 Fringe Festival, where hundreds of local and international
Spectacles for one evening and two full days and nights of                                                                                performers descend on the city to share the best in
sonic mayhem, featuring acts including Against Me!, Andrew
W.K., Strung Out, the Planet Smashers, Subb and many, many           May 23                                                               innovative, insightful, emotional and often hilarious
                                                                                                                                          independent theatre, music, dance and more.
more. Ticketed shows are happening in four concert venues,
with free shows scheduled for the outdoor site.                      American author and activist Dan Savage has a film festival
≥ Various locations, day tickets $60, three-day pass $125            of his own: Hump!, a touring curated selection of short dirty
                                                                     movies by amateur filmmakers and actors putting a twist on
                                                                     conventional porn with kink, creativity and diversity.               June 4–23
                                                                     ≥ Cinéma l’Amour (4015 St-Laurent), screenings at 8 p.m. and 10:30

Over in Sainte Thérèse, the second edition of the Santa Teresa p.m., $22.37 all in                                                        The Suoni per il Popolo festival specializes in avant garde
music fest is going down in the satellite town northwest of                                                                               and experimental music styles, and this year’s line-up is as
Montreal over three days. Acts include MGMT, Hubert Lenoir,                                                                               rich and diverse as ever. As our columnist Johnson Cummins
Kallitechnis, Kroy, Poirier, Radiant Baby, RYAN Playground and                                                                            always says, discovering acts you’ve never seen or heard
more. Note that shuttle service between Montreal and Sainte          May 24                                                               before is what Suoni is all about, but we can recommend a
Thérèse is available ($9 per ride), and public transit is doable                                                                          few known entities: Snotty Nose Rez Kids, Lido Pimienta,
(it’s a 20-minute bus ride from Montmorency metro).              Artist Ken Lum visits Montreal for A-B-Z-LUM and offers a                Xarah Dion (who’ll be launching a record), Spencer Krug, Nick
≥ Various locations in Sainte Thérèse, various prices (per show) free talk, «Not My Type: Thoughts on Typographic Taste.» From            Schofield, Saul Williams, Fly Pan Am and Police des Moeurs.

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START

And the city has spoken.                                             Best Politician category, which is open to interpretation by the
                                                                     way) to the existence of our ethnic cuisine section of the poll —
From February to April, Cult MTL readers and other citizens          see Resto wrongs on p. 38.
exhibiting some civic pride voted for their favourite Montreal
things in the annual Best of MTL poll.                               Though our version of this readers poll is in its seventh edition,
                                                                     it bears mentioning that the survey follows in the decades-
Between the scourge of strip-mall living and the permanent           old tradition established by the city’s defunct but fondly
construction-site state of our city streets — not to mention the     remembered alt-weekly newspaper the Mirror. Respect.
online-living and general bubble-dwelling that keeps us apart
— it’s imperative to salute the artists, promoters, organizers,      Along with the expanded Top 10 lists in every category (coming
reporters, restaurateurs and retailers who keep Montreal’s           to cultmtl.com in the coming days), our website will feature a
heart beating.                                                       number of Best of MTL articles through the month of May and
                                                                     beyond.
The poll is open and democratic, with no editorial influence or
interference. We are always glad to see so many people make          We thank everyone who voted and promoted the poĺl.
an event of voting via social media campaigns, and while we          Participation continues to grow every year, making the 2019
can’t resist sharing the occasional third-party get-out-the-vote     results more representative of the city than ever.
tweet, we otherwise remain neutral during the polling period.
                                                                     (Anglos, if you’re wondering why you don’t recognize some
Ballot-stuffing is automatically weeded out by our survey            names in these lists, it’s because the other 70 per cent of the
software, but we must admit that we appreciate joke votes —          population is now voting in a bilingual poll. Francos, désolé, les
it’s nice to get a few laughs in during the painstaking tabulation   résultats sont unilingue.)
process. This year there were votes for columnist and social
media personality Murphy Cooper and comedian Julian                  To all the winners in the following 150+ categories:
Bernatchez in way too many categories, along with griping            congratulations.
about everything from the length of the poll to the fact that we’d
dare suggest that there are politicians who aren’t evil (ie. the     We’re proud to bring you the Best of MTL.

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People
     &
     Places
     Justin Trudeau’s star may
     have fallen a bit with the
     SNC-Lavalin affair —
     which topped the Most
     Heinous Scandal category
     and propelled him into the
     Slimiest Politician Top 5
     for the first time — but
     not enough to prevent the
     majority of you from voting
     him Hottest Montrealer
     (again). Our mayor bested
     Trudeau in the Best
     Politician category, while
     François Legault won
     Slimiest Politician by
     a landslide — the only
     election he’ll ever win with
     Montrealers. Nightlife
     columnist and social
     media personality Murphy
     Cooper campaigned
     hard, winning the Best-
     dressed category here and
     making #2 Best Instagram
     account in the Media
     section. The influence of
     Cooper’s friends and fans
     had a secondary effect
     on the poll, however,
     bringing Verdun (#4
     Best Neighbourhood)
     and Verdun businesses
     into the spotlight — his

                                                                                                                                                                 Cindy Lopez
     #VERDUNLUV hashtag has
     attracted many residents
     of the Southwest hood to                    Verdun! Best Neighbourhood #4
     his cause.
                                                 Best Sports                     4 Hubert Lenoir               Slimiest Politician    4 Verdun
                                                 Personality                     5 Murphy Cooper                                      5 Rosemont-Petite-Patrie
                                                                                                               1 François Legault
                                                 1 Carey Price
                                                                                                               2 Justin Trudeau
                                                 2 PK Subban
                                                                                 Best Political Cause                                 Best Place to
                                                                                                               3 Denis Coderre
                                                 3 Max Domi
                                                                                 1 Le Pacte/climate change
                                                                                                                                      Have Public Sex
Hottest Montrealer                                                                                             4 Valérie Plante
                                                 4 Georges St-Pierre                                                                  1 The Mountain
                                                                                 2 Bill 21 protest             5 Luc Ferrandez
1 Justin Trudeau
                                                 5 Brendan Gallagher                                                                  2 The Wiggle Room
                                                                                 3 Dans la Rue/
2 Maripier Morin
                                                                                 homelessness                  Most Heinous           3 Parc Lafontaine
3 Carey Price                                    Tackiest Personality                                          Scandal                4 Lachine Canal
4 Valérie Plante                                                                 4 LGBTQ+ rights
                                                 1 Céline Dion                                                 1 SNC-Lavalin          5 Old Port
5 Tranna Wintour                                                                 5 Indigenous rights/Justice
                                                 2 Mado Lamotte                                                2 Bill 21
                                                                                 for missing & murdered...
                                                 3 Justin Trudeau                                              3 Potholes/The roads   Best Instagram Spot
Best-dressed                                     4 Mose Persico                                                4 Snow removal         1 Beaver Lake/Mountain
Montrealer                                                                       Best Politician
                                                 5 Éric Lapointe                                               5 CAQ election         2 Old Port/Grande Roue
1 Murphy Cooper                                                                  1 Valérie Plante
                                                                                                                                      3 Pastel Rita
2 Tranna Wintour                                 Best Weirdo                     2 Justin Trudeau              Best Neighbourhood     4 Lov Restaurant
3 Justin Trudeau                                 1 Beaver Sheppard               3 Manon Massé                 1 Plateau              5 Lachine Canal
4 Lily Monroe                                    2 Natasha Nebula                4 Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois       2 Mile End

5 Maripier Morin                                 3 Julien Bernatchez             5 Craig Sauvé                 3 NDG
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Best Radio Station             2 Nick Schofield

Media                            1 CKUT 90.3FM

                                 2 CHOM 97.7FM
                                                                CKUT 90.3FM

                                                                3 Jason Rockman

CJLO radio show Pancake          3 CJLO 1690AM                  CHOM 97.7FM
Party and its host Dave
Tone have ascended their         4 CBC Radio One/Two            4 Mike Finnerty
respective categories
straight to the top this year,   88.5FM/93.5FM                  CBC Radio One
proving that Montrealers
are still tuning in to hear      5 Virgin Radio 95.9FM          88.5FM
live performances by their
favourite locals (and that                                      5 Paul Arcand
the popularity of indie
pop persists). In the Best       Best Radio Show                CHMP 98.5FM
TV Personality category,
Québécois comic Jay              1 Pancake Party
du Temple (#2) and CTV
reporter/podcaster Julian        CJLO 1690AM                    Best TV Station
McKenzie (#3) enter the
Top 5 for the first time,        2 Underground Sounds           1 CTV
while Mike Ward’s Sous
Écoute podcast rises to #1       CKUT 90.3FM                    2 CBC
from last year’s #3 ranking.
Tranna Wintour and Fuck No       3 Daybreak                     3 ICI/Radio-Canada
Montreal retain their holds
on Best Twitter and Best         CBC Radio One 88.5FM           4 Global
Instagram, and we must
again thank our readers          4 The Go-Go Radio Magic        5 Télé-Québec
for making us the #1 Best
Magazine, Newspaper and          Show CJLO 1690AM
Website (just wait till you
see what our website looks
                                 5 La soirée est encore jeune
                                                                Best Newscaster
like next week!). With fewer
and fewer publications                                          1 Mutsumi Takahashi
in print, it’s encouraging
                                 ICI Radio-Canada 95.1FM
to see so many votes for                                        2 Céline Galipeau
so many different papers
                                 Best Radio Host

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Shaun Michaud
and glossies across both                                        3 Pierre Bruneau
categories.
                                 1 Dave Tone                    4 Patrice Roy

                                 CJLO 1690AM                    5 Paul Karwatsky      “Thank you. I’m just glad I’m not on the Tackiest Personality list like Mose Persico. If I am on that list, please ignore
                                                                                      that.”—Julian Mackenzie, Best TV Personality #3

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                                                                                                                          1 Mutsumi Takahashi        1 Cult MTL              @tattoo_box_traditional

                                                                                                                          2 Jay du Temple            cultmtl.com
                                                                                                                                                                             Best Twitter
                                                                                                                          3 Julian McKenzie          2 Pornhub
                                                                                                                                                                             1 @trannawintour
                                                                                                                          4 Marc Labrèche            pornhub.com
                                                                                                                                                                             2 @cultmtl
                                                                                                                          5 Maripier Morin           3 MTL Blog
                                                                                                                                                                             3 @fucknomtl
                                                                                                                                                     mtlblog.com
                                                                                                                          Best Magazine                                      4 @harriweinerb
                                                                                                                                                     4 Tattoo Box Montréal
                                                                                                                          1 Cult MTL                                         5 @murphycooper
                                                                                                                                                     tattooboxmontreal.com
                                                                                                                          2 Urbania                  5 Eater Montreal
                                                                                                                                                                             Best Podcast
                                                                                                                          3 Nouveau Projet           montreal.eater.com
                                                                                                                                                                             1 Mike Ward Sous Écoute
                                                                                                                          4 Dinette
                                                                                                                                                                             2 3 Bières
                                                                                                                          5 Vice                     Best Instagram
                                                                                                                                                                             3 Chosen Family
                                                                                                                                                     1 Fuck No, Montreal
                                                                                                                          Best Newspaper                                     4 Des si et des rais
                                                                                                                                                     @fucknomtl
                                                                                                                          1 Cult MTL                                         5 9to5/Go Plug Yourself
                                                                                                                                                     2 Murphy Cooper
                                                                                                                          2 The Gazette              @murphycooper
                                                                                                                          3 Le Devoir                3 C&L Cycle
                                                                                                                          4 La Presse (RIP)          @clcycle
                                                                                                                          5 Le Journal de Montréal   4 Ponto

                                                                                                                                                     @ponto_mtl

“Feels so good to be câlissement connu in Montreal. Thanks for the support and don’t forget to follow me on IG for more
fire outfits.”—Murphy Cooper, Best-dressed Montrealer #1, Best Instagram #2

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Best Sleazy Dive           Best Promoter             3 Kamasutra                Best Burlesque
  Nightlife                  1 Barfly                   1 Blue Skies Turn Black   4 Club Wanda               Performer
                             2 Brasserie Beaubien       2 Evenko                  5 Solid Gold               1 Lavender May
                             3 Bar de Courcelle         3 Suoni per il Popolo                                2 Audrey Ivory
  When it comes to
  drinking, Montrealers      4 Grumpy’s                 4 POP Montreal            Best LGBT Bar/Club         3 Tristan Ginger
  are pretty particular.
  The variety of votes       5 Bifteck                  5 Greenland Productions   1 Notre Dame des Quilles   4 Celesta O’Lee
  in the Best Bartender
  category was                                                                    2 Cabaret Mado             5 Loulou la Duchesse
  staggering, resulting
  in a Top 5 that is         Best Wine Bar              Best Strip Club           3 Sky
  completely different
  from last year’s —         1 Loïc                     1 Chez Parée              4 Bar Renard
  aside from everyone’s
  Bishop Street mainstay     2 Pullman                  2 Cleopatra               5 Club Unity
  Gern. F at Grumpy’s.
  Mile Ex watering hole      3 Vin Papillon
  Notre Dame des Quilles
  continues to reign the     4 Buvette Chez
  Bar and LGBT Bar/
  Club categories, while     Simone
  queer events make up
  the Top 4 Best Club        5 Rouge Gorge
  Nights (and their DJs
  make up the Top 4 Best
  Club DJ category in the
  Music section). Tranna     Best Club
  Wintour’s popularity
  continues unabated         1 Datcha
  as she tops the Best
  Comedian category, the     2 Nesta
  Stand Back event she
  co-hosts with Rachel       3 Stereo
  Gendron wins Best
  Comedy Night and her       4 Sky
  Trannavision film series
  comes in at #4 in that     5 Bar le Ritz PDB
  category. Marijuana’s
  dominance in Best Drug
  will surprise no one,
  but I have a couple of     Best Club Night
  questions about Best
  Drink: Can we not get      1 Glitter Bomb
  more specific than
  “beer” and “wine”? And     2 LIP
  how is wine only #4?
                             3 MPU
                                                                                                             Multimedia
                                                                                                             Show
                             4 CRZN
                             5 Moonshine

Best Bartender               Best Under-
1 Gern F. (Grumpy’s)
                             ground Venue
2 Vito Ciocca
                             1 La Plante
(Le Bremner)
                             2 Bog
3 Rashta Kruger
(Comedy Nest/                3 Cyberia

Blue Dog)                    4 Fattal
                                                                                   ON NOW
4 Asilex Rodriguez           5 Tarot
(Kabinet)
5 Caroline Kaufman           Best Live
(Bifteck)                    Music Venue
                             1 MTelus
Best Bar                     2 Casa del Popolo
1 Notre Dame des             3 La Sala Rossa
Quilles                      4 Théâtre Corona
2 Grumpy’s                   Virgin Mobile
3 Turbo Haüs                 5 Bar le Ritz PDB
4 Bar de Courcelle
                                                    pacmusee.qc.ca/en
5 Wiggle Room
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          + MORGXN                          + THOMAS WYNN & THE BELIEVERS                                                                                  + BELL WITCH, DEAF KIDS
  JUNE 16 - CORONA THEATRE                      JULY 5 - CORONA THEATRE                                                                                  AUGUST 14 - CORONA THEATRE

                    BELLE & SEBASTIAN                                                                         KHALID                                           BIG WILD
                              + MEN I TRUST                                                                    + CLAIRO
                                                                                                        AUGUST 8 - BELL CENTRE                              NOVEMBER 8 - L’ASTRAL
                             JULY 15 - MTELUS

                                                                            /GREENLANDPROD                                       /EVENKO
Cindy Lopez
“Five in nightclub years is like 34 for a human — you have to work hard to maintain. Pat and Adam have done a fantastic job not only of building a team, but of being there every day, sweating profusely and occasionally actually bleeding to make everything work and feel great at the club. It’s a privilege
for me to work with a truly woke group of people in my home town and it’s a pleasure to be recognized, yet again, by Cult MTL readers. Much love, Montreal!”—Datcha (Best Club #1) co-founder/booker/resident DJ Thomas Von Party

                                                              3 Arts and Laughs                                               Best Drink                                                     Best Cocktail Bar
Best Drag Queen
                                                              4 Voix de Ville                                                 1 Beer                                                         1 Atwater Cocktail Club
or King
                                                              5 Films in Focus                                                2 Gin & tonic                                                  2 Palco
1 Uma Gahd
                                                                                                                              3 Old-fashioned                                                3 Le Lab
2 Mado
                                                              Best Karaoke Bar                                                4 Negroni                                                      4 Coldroom
3 Rainbow
                                                              1 Pang Pang                                                     5 Wine                                                         5 Wiggle Room
4 Rita Baga
5 Charli Deville                                              2 Notre Dame des Quilles
                                                              3 3 Minots

Best Comedy Club                                              4 Club Date

1 Comedy Nest                                                 5 La Remise

2 Le Bordel
3 Montreal Improv                                             Best Film
4 Wiggle Room                                                 Screening Series
5 Terminal                                                    1 Cinema Politica
                                                              2 DeuXX

Best Comedian                                                 3 Fantasia

1 Tranna Wintour                                              4 Trannavision

2 Mike Ward                                                   5 Cinéclub Film Society

3 Sugar Sammy
4 James Brown                                                 Best Drug
5 Joey Elias                                                  1 Marijuana
                                                              2 MDMA/ecstasy/molly

Best Comedy Night                                             3 Cocaine

1 Stand Back                                                  4 Mushrooms

2 Squad Laughs                                                5 LSD                                                            “Usually, Latinx queers are torn between going to events where they can listen to Latin music but that are very heterosexual and hostile to being visibly queer, or going to events
                                                                                                                               that are catered to a white queer demographic and that do not play our music. With CRZN I wanted to create a space to fill that void and respond to that need. We are glad that our
                                                                                                                               party has been embraced by this city.”—Rafaella (Pituca Putica), CRZN organizer

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Music
     It’s the year of Hubert Lenoir
     (who is technically from
     Quebec City but we’ll allow
     it), whose rabid fanbase
     elevated the hard-working
     glam pop star to the top of
     the Best Solo Act and Best
     Freakiest Act categories,
     and to #2 Most Pretentious
     Act — probably the only
     list where you’ll ever see
     Céline Dion and Godspeed
     You! Black Emperor side
     by side. The buzz around
     Kaytranada persists, with

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Morgan Harris Photography
     the producer ranking #1
     Best Electronic Act, #2
     Best Solo Act as well as #5
     Best Hip Hop Act. The latter
     category is topped this year
     by Loud of Loud Lary Ajust,
     who also continues to have
                                                 “So happy Montreal knows we’re not from Toronto. It’s been a really exciting time but nothing feels better than the hometown love, and y’know what? We love you back.”—Caveboy, Best Band #4
     a moment — he made #4 in
     Best Solo Act, too. New to the
     poll this year is Spacemak3r                Best Band                                                    Best Solo Act                                                                          Freakiest Act                              Best Club DJ
     Spacemaker (#1 Heaviest
     Act!), a band that has been                 1 Arcade Fire                                                1 Hubert Lenoir                                                                        1 Hubert Lenoir                            1 Awwful
     described as “circus metal”
     — two of Montreal’s cultural                2 Half Moon Run                                              2 Charlotte Cardin                                                                     2 Natasha Nebula                           2 Frankie Teardrop
     touchstones, together at last.
                                                 3 Urban Science                                              3 Kaytranada                                                                           3 Big Sissy                                3 Diskommander
                                                 4 Caveboy                                                    4 Loud                                                                                 4 Screaming Demons                         4 Jeffany
                                                 5 The Damn Truth                                             5 Coeur de Pirate                                                                      5 Bad Uncle                                5 Debbie Friday

                                                                                                                                                                                                     Most                                       Best Electronic
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Pretentious Act                            Act
                                                                                                                                                                                                     1 Arcade Fire                              1 Kaytranada
                                                                                                                                                                                                     2 Hubert Lenoir                            2 Marie Davidson
                                                                                                                                                                                                     3 Lakes of Canada                          3 Milk and Bone
                                                                                                                                                                                                     4 Céline Dion                              4 Nick Schofield
                                                                                                                                                                                                     5 Godspeed You!                            5 Chromeo
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Black Emperor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Best Country/
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Heaviest Act                               Folk Act
                                                                                                                                                                                                     1 Spacemak3r                               1 Li’l Andy
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Spacemaker                                 2 Sin and Swoon
                                                                                                                                                                                                     2 The Great Sabatini                       3 El Coyote
                                                                                                                                                                                                     3 Yoo Doo Right                            4 Bud Rice
                                                                                                                                                                                                     4 Voivod                                   5 Barr Brothers
                                                                                                                                                                                                     5 Mountain Dust
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Best Jazz Act
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Best Hip Hop                               1 Shy Shy Schullie
                                                                                                                                                                                                     Act                                        2 Al Mclean
                                                                                                                                                                                                     1 Loud                                     3 Dave Gossage
                                                                                                                                                                                                     2 Dead Obies                               Septet
                                                                                                                                                                                                     3 Nomadic Massive                          4 Kalmunity
                                                                                                                                                                                                     4 Nate Husser                              5 Urban Science
                                                                                                                                                                                                     5 Kaytranada                               Brass Band

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ManikMati Photography
“So thankful to our fans and Cult MTL readers for helping us break into the Top 5! Our 2020 plan is to unseat Arcade Fire. So it is with great pleasure that we announce today our new                           “Je suis vraiment ravie de voir que je suis suivie par les lecteurs du Cult MTL. Merci d’être avec moi xxx.”
lead vocalist, Mutsumi Takahashi.”—Urban Science, Best Band #3                                                                                                                                                   —Charlotte Cardin, Best Singer-songwriter #1, Best Solo Act #2

Best Singer-song-                                                4 Patrick Watson                                             2 Jorie                                                                               Best Label
writer                                                           5 Coeur de Pirate                                            3 Spoonman                                                                            1 Constellation
1 Charlotte Cardin                                                                                                            4 Violinist in dog/wolf mask                                                          2 Arbutus
2 Paul Cargnello                                                 Best Busker                                                                                                                                        3 Dare to Care
                                                                                                                              5 Old Time Honey
3 Safia Nolin                                                    1 Graham Downey,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    4 Stomp
                                                                 aka ginger bagpipe dude
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    5 Indica

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Best Actor/Actress

     Film &                                          1 Jay Baruchel
                                                     2 Tristan D Lalla
     Arts                                            3 Evelyne Brochu

     The Evelyne Brochu army                         4 Brent Skagford
     mounted a less intense social
     media campaign, yet the                         5 Théodore Pellerin
     Orphan Black actress (who
     co-starred in two TV series
     this year as well as the film
     Cash Nexus) still made it to
                                                     Best Filmmaker
     #3 Best Actor/Actress. Also
     in that category are the ever-
                                                     1 Xavier Dolan
     popular Jay Baruchel, anglo
     theatre/film mainstays Tristan
                                                     2 Denis Villeneuve
     D Lalla and Brent Skagford
     and Théodore Pellerin, who
                                                     3 Liz Singh
     recently appeared in Philippe
                                                     4 James Watts
     Lesage’s film Genèse as well as
     Netflix series The OA. Despite
                                                     5 Adam Reider
     the ill fate of his English-
     language directorial debut,
     Xavier Dolan remains #1 Best
     Filmmaker (he’s got a new
     film at Cannes this month)
                                                     Best Local Film                 Thierry Mugler: Couturissime exhibition at the Museum of Fine Arts, Best Museum #1

     while Liz Singh comes in at
     #3 on the strength of Lower
                                                     (of 2018-2019)                         Best Theatre                                                 Best Play               Best Dance
     Plateau (Best Local Film #1).
     The category with the most
                                                     1 Lower Plateau                        Company                                                      1 Blackout              Company
     new names is Best Cartoonist/                   2 Death Trip
     Comic Artist, featuring D.
                                                                                            1 Centaur Theatre                                            2 J’aime Hydro          1 Variations Mile End
     Mathieu Cassendo (the artist                    3 Chien de garde                       2 Black Theatre Workshop                                     3 La clone est triste   2 Les grands ballets
     behind Québec Solidaire’s
     campaign posters), horror/sci-                  4 Snares                               3 Mainline Theatre                                           4 Within the Glass      Canadiens
     fi/fantasy specialist Jeik Dion
     and Blinky and Sal creator                      5 Mon ami Walid                        4 Geordie Theatre                                            5 Children of God       3 Helen Simard
     Jonathan Burrello.
                                                                                            5 Tableau d’Hôte Theatre                                                             4 Cult of Yes
                                                                                                                                                                                 5 Marie Chouinard

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Best Cartoonist/                                                 Best Graffiti Artist/
                                                                                                                                                                            Comic Artist                                                     Crew
                                                                                                                                                                            1 Aislin                                                         1 A’Shop
                                                                                                                                                                            2 Rick Trembles                                                  2 MissMe
                                                                                                                                                                            3 D. Mathieu Cassendo                                            3 Nixon Ink Chemistry
                                                                                                                                                                            4 Jeik Dion                                                      4 Omen
                                                                                                                                                                            5 Jonathan Burrello                                              5 En Masse

                                                                                                                                                                            Best Video Game                                                  Best Festival
                                                                                                                                                                            Company                                                          1 Jazz Fest
                                                                                                                                                                            1 Ubisoft                                                        2 Osheaga
                                                                                                                                                                            2 WB                                                             3 Just for Laughs
                                                                                                                                                                            3 Tribute Games                                                  4 POP Montreal
                                                                                                                                                                            4 EA                                                             5 Fringe Festival
“Thank you to all the readers of Cult MTL and all of my supporters for making this possible”—Randy Nixon of Nixon Ink Chemistry, Best Graffiti Artist/Crew #3
                                                                                                                                                                            5 Borealys

Best Museum                                                   Architecture                                                 Best Living Author
 1 Montreal Museum                                                                                                         1 Heather O’Neill
                                                                                                                                                                            Best Fashion
of Fine Arts                                                  Best Gallery                                                 2 Michelle Franklin
                                                                                                                                                                            Designer
                                                              1 DHC/Fondation Phi                                                                                           1 Jennifer Glasgow
2 Musée d’art                                                                                                              3 Paige Cooper
                                                              2 Station 16                                                                                                  2 Denis Gagnon
contemporain de Montréal                                                                                                   4 Michel Tremblay
                                                              3 Arsenal                                                                                                     3 Yasmine Wasfy
3 McCord Museum                                                                                                            5 Patrick Sénécal
                                                              4 Never Apart                                                                                                 4 Eve Gravel
4 Pointe-à-callière
                                                              5 Articule                                                                                                    5 Frank & Oak
5 Canadian Centre for

                                                                                                                                                                OFFTA
  Festival                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jean-Philippe Baril Guérard
  d’arts                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Claudel Doucet +
  vivants                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Cooper Lee Smith

                                                                                                                                                                Festival
  13e                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Simon Portigal
  édition                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dayna McLeod
  24.05 —                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mardon + Mitsuhashi
  02.06.19
                                                                                                                                                                d’arts                                                            Mai thi Bach Ngoc Nguyen
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alegría Gobeil +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alex Pouliot +

                                                                                                                                                                vivants
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ariane Gagné +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Camille Blais +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Corinne Asselin +

                                                                                                                                                                13e
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Frédérique Chassé +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Guillaume B.B. +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Juan Antonio Bonillo +

                                                                                                                                                                édition
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michaëlle Morasse +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sascha Cowan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sam Bourgault +

                                                                                                                                                                24.05 —
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Magali Casaubon +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Emma Forgues +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Isabella Leone +

                                                                                                                                                                02.06.19
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Madeline Joyce Smart +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Leyla Sutherland +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Eryn Tempest
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Anita Rochon | The Chop
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mathilde Maillard
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Erin Hill
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Audrée Lewka et les Lewski
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  projets hybris
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Boris Dumesnil-Poulin
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maude Arès
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Olivier Arteau | Théâtre Kata
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jean Bui +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sydney McManus
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Marilou Craft +
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chloé Savoie-Bernard
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Daina Ashbee
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Antoine Charbonneau-Demers

                                                                                                                                                                LA SERRE – arts vivants remercie le Conseil des arts et des lettres du Québec de son appui financier.

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Best Clothing       3 Queen of the World        3 Will Duny         Freyja

     Goods &                                      Store (New)         4 Freyja                    Helmet              2 Guillaume Cheny
                                                                                                  4 Guillaume Cheny   Helmet
     Services                                     1 Simons            5 Danny’s Coiffure Unisex

                                                  2 The Gap                                       Helmet              3 Dave Devico
     The Best Clothing Store
     category is as representative                3 Frank & Oak       Best Hair Stylist           5 Marco Di Biasio   Queen of the World
     as ever of the diversity of
     our audience, repping, shall                 4 Jeans Jeans       1 Mike Chacko               Helmet              4 Marco Di Biasio
     we say, remarkably basic,
     mainstream tastes (the                       Jeans               Freyja                                          Helmet
     Gap) to more refined local
     designer shops (Lustre                       5 Lustre Boutique   2 David Devico              Best Barber         5 Dan Marin
     Boutique). We were truly
                                                                      Queen of the World          1 Mike Chacko       Blue Dog
     impressed by the amount
     of votes for different
     bookstores and record                        Best Vintage
     shops across those four
     categories — Amazon is fine                  Clothing Store
     (see #5 Best Electronics
     Store, haha), but brick and                  1 Eva B
     mortar is better. Speaking of
                                                  2 Fripe-Prix Re-
     Best Electronics Store, we
     hope Moog Audio appreciate                   naissance
     their inclusion there (#4)
     as well as in Best Musical                   3 Citizen Vintage
     Instrument Store (#2) — a
     little confusion around                      4 Village des
     “electronic music,” I think.
     And we also had a few                        Valeurs
     laughs over the Best Drug
     Paraphernalia Store category,                5 Empire
     which had loads of votes
     for pharmacy chains (we                      Exchange
     removed those) and the SQDC
     (which we left in) — we wish
     the SQDC was savvy enough
     to sell paraphernalia, or offer              Best Hair
     a shopping experience that
     isn’t so eerily sterile.                     Salon
                                                  1 Salon Helmet
                                                  2 Two Horses

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Best Beauty Salon           Studio Artease

1 Queen of the World        5 Charline Bataille

2 Salon Helmet              Minuit Dix

3 Candy Bar Nail Salon
4 Au Premier Coiffure       Best Bookstore
et Spa                      (New)
5 Danny’s Coiffure Unisex   1 Drawn & Quarterly
                            2 Chapters/Indigo/Coles

Best Tattoo                 3 Paragraphe

Parlour                     4 Argo

1 DFA                       5 Livre & Let Die

2 Two Horses
3 Tattoo Box                Best Bookstore
4 Artease                   (Used)
5 Adrenaline                1 The Word
                            2 Encore

                                                                                                                                                                                           Cindy Lopez
Best Tattoo                 3 Cheap Thrills
                                                      An employee at Branche d’Olivier (Best Health Food Store #3) on Wellington.

Artist                      4 Livre & Let Die

1 Janice Beattie DFA        5 S.W. Welch

2 Aimée                                                     3 Crossover Comics                                           Best CD/Vinyl Store   3 Cheap Thrills
Morning Glory               Best Comics Store               4 Millenium                                                  (New)                 4 Beatnick
3 Angus Byers DFA           1 Drawn & Quarterly             5 Comic Hunter                                               1 Aux 33 Tours        5 Le Vacarme
4 Rian                      2 1 000 000 Comix                                                                            2 Phonopolis

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Cindy Lopez
Employees from Phonopolis, Best New Best CD/Vinyl Store #2 and Best Used CD/Vinyl Store #5 and Drawn & Quarterly, Best Bookstore #1, Best Comics Store #1

Best CD/Vinyl Store                                        Best App                                                  Best Sports Store                      Centre de Santé Taiyo      Best Health Food
(Used)                                                     1 Instagram                                               1 Sports Experts                       5 Allison Ryan             Store
1 Cheap Thrills                                            2 Transit                                                 2 MEC                                                             1 Rachelle Béry

2 Aux 33 Tours                                             3 Tinder                                                  3 Play It Again Sports                 Best Massage Spot          2 Les Marchés Tau

3 Beatnick                                                 4 Uber                                                    4 Empire                               1 Studio Bliss             3 Branche d’olivier

4 Death of Vinyl                                                                                                     5 Evangelista Sport                    2 Bota Bota                4 PA Nature
                                                           5 P$ service mobile
                                                                                                                                                            3 Ovarium                  5 Bioterre
5 Phonopolis
                                                           Best Internet Service Best Skate/                                                                4 Espace Nomad

Best Musical                                                                     Snowboard Shop                                                                                        Best Home
                                                           Provider                                                                                         5 Tan Jai
                                                                                                                                                                                       Décor Store
Instrument Store                                           1 Bell                                                    1 Empire
                                                                                                                                                                                       1 Zone
1 Steve’s Music Store                                      2 Vidéotron                                               2 Skull Central                        Best Spa
                                                                                                                                                                                       2 Ikea
2 Moog Audio                                               3 TekSavvy                                                3 Rollin                               1 Bota Bota
                                                                                                                                                                                       3 Homesense
3 Archambault                                              4 Ebox/Electronic Box                                     4 Underground                          2 Strøm Spa Nordique
                                                                                                                                                                                       4 Rona
4 Jimi’s Music Store                                       5 Virgin                                                                                         3 Scandinave Spa Vieux-
                                                                                                                                                                                       5 V de V
5 Twigg                                                                                                              Best Fitness Club/                     Montréal

                                                           Best Electronics                                          Gym                                    4 Spa Finlandais
                                                                                                                                                                                       Best Kitsch/
Best Movie Theatre                                         Store                                                     1 YMCA                                 5 Spa Diva
                                                                                                                                                                                       Antique Store
1 Cinéma du Parc                                           1 Addison                                                 2 Econo Fitness
                                                                                                                                                                                       1 Kitsch à l’os
2 Cineplex Forum                                           2 Best Buy                                                3 Machina                              Best Yoga Instructor
                                                                                                                                                                                       2 Kitsch’n Swell
3 Cineplex Banque Scotia                                   3 Apple/Apple Store                                       4 B52 Fitness                          1 Tanya Dawe
                                                                                                                                                                                       3 Marché aux Puces
4 Cinéma Moderne                                           4 Moog Audio                                              5 World Gym                            2 Elizabeth Emberly
                                                                                                                                                                                       St-Michel
5 Cinéma Beaubien                                          5 Amazon                                                                                         3 Kimiko Fujimoto
                                                                                                                                                                                       4 Marché Underground
                                                                                                                     Best Massage                           4 Erina Pompetti
                                                                                                                                                                                       5 Village des Valeurs
Best Drug                                                  Best Bicycle Shop                                         Therapist                              5 Alyson Wish

Paraphernalia Store                                        1 C&L Cycles                                              1 Eric Digras                                                     Best Florist
1 Prohibition (                                            2 Bikurius                                                Temple Mile End                        Best Yoga Studio           1 Dragon Flowers
fka High Times)                                            3 J.R. Bicycletterie                                      2 Jade Selter                          1 Modo Yoga                2 Westmount Flowers
2 Utopia                                                   4 Recycle Cycle                                           The Open Centre                        (formerly Moksha)          3 Venus
3 SQDC                                                     5 ABC                                                     3 Tanja Gabriel                        2 Naada                    4 Pourquoi Pas
4 Psychonaut                                                                                                         Tan Jai Massage                        3 Yoga Vieux-Montreal      5 Zen
                                                                                                                     4 Lisa Mah                             4 Ashtanga Yoga Montreal

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Best New
                                                                                                                                                                        Food Trend
                                                                                                                                             Food &                     1 Vegan/vegetarian

                                                                                                                                             Drink
                                                                                                                                                                        2 Poké Bowls
                                                                                                                                                                        3 Pizza
                                                                                                                                                                        4 None
                                                                                                                                             For a biting critique of   5 Eating local
                                                                                                                                             some of the winners
                                                                                                                                             in the section that
                                                                                                                                             follows, please see our
                                                                                                                                             food editor Clayton
                                                                                                                                                                        Best Pub Grub
                                                                                                                                             Sandhu’s Resto             1 Ye Olde Orchard
                                                                                                                                             Wrongs article at
                                                                                                                                             the end of the issue.      2 Burgundy Lion
                                                                                                                                             Here are some more         3 Bishop & Bagg
                                                                                                                                             neutral observations:
“Kowabunga! Fugazzi Pizza in Pointe Ste-Charles is a big exclamation mark.”—JP Miron, Best Chef #2, from Fugazzi, Best New Restaurant #3
                                                                                                                                             The Southwest got          4 McKibbins
                                                                                                                                             a welcome pizza
                                                                                                                                                                        5 Else’s
                                                                                                                                             injection over the past
                                                                                                                                             year with the arrival of
                                                                                                                                             Rita and Elena, Best
                                                                                                                                             New Restaurant #1          Best Cheap Eats
                                                                                                                                             and #2, respectively,      1 Patati Patata
                                                                                                                                             with Fuggazi (#3) —
                                                                                                                                             in somewhat nearby         2 Boustan
                                                                                                                                             Pointe Ste-Charles
                                                                                                                                             — completing a pizza
                                                                                                                                                                        3 Nilufar
                                                                                                                                             triad in that category.    4 Restaurant AA
                                                                                                                                             Fugazzi/Bocata chef
                                                                                                                                             JP Miron, a contestant     5 Ma Poule Mouillé
                                                                                                                                             on the Food Network’s
                                                                                                                                             Top Chef Canada last
                                                                                                                                             year, was voted #2         Best Pricey Eats
                                                                                                                                             Best Chef, joining Joe

                                                           A place for all.                                                                  Beef’s Dave McMillan
                                                                                                                                                                        1 Joe Beef
                                                                                                                                             to unseat Beaver           2 Le Bremner
                                                                                                                                             Sheppard and Antonio
                                                                                                                                             Park from the Top 5.       3 Tuck Shop
                                                                                                                                             And Ma Poule Mouillé
                                                                                                                                                                        4 Damas
                                                                                                                                             got lots of support this
                                                                                                                                             year after a fire nearly   5 Au Pied de Cochon
                                                                                                                                             destroyed the beloved
                                                                                                                                             Plateau Portuguese
                                                                                                                                             chicken spot, ranking      Best Late Night
                                       Discover our studio with the                                                                          #1 in Best Portuguese,
                                                                                                                                             #3 in Best Chicken and     1 La Banquise

                                           introductory month                                                                                #5 in Best Cheap Eats.
                                                                                                                                                                        2 Restaurant AA
                                                                                                                                                                        3 Nouveau Palais

                                     30 DAYS OF UNLIMITED                                                                                                               4 Boustan
                                                                                                                                                                        5 Chez Claudette

                                       YOGA FOR $40+TX
                                                                                                                                             Best Chef
                                                                                                                                             1 Danny Smiles             Best Breakfast/
                                                                                                                                             2 JP Miron                 Brunch
                                                                                                                                             3 Chuck Hughes             1 Le Vieux Vélo
                                                                                                                                             4 Dan Geltner              2 L’Avenue
                                                                                                                                             5 Dave McMillan            3 Bagels Etc
                                                                                                                                                                        4 Fabergé
            MODO YOGA MONTRÉAL                                                                                   MODO YOGA NDG
         3863, boul. St-Laurent, suite 205                                                                   4260, av. Girouard, suite 300
                                                                                                                                             Best New                   5 L’Oeufrier
       modoyogamontreal.com | 514-288-3863                                                                 modoyogandg.com | 514-544-9642    Restaurant
                                                                                                                                             1 Rita                     Best Delivery
          MODO YOGA WEST ISLAND                                                                          MODO YOGA GRIFFINTOWN               2 Elena                    1 Uber Eats
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2 Le Cheese                                                                4 Kam Shing              2 Leméac
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4 Panthère Verte                                 2 Boom J’s                Best Eastern European/   Robuchon                2 Tacos Frida
5 Mandy’s                                        3 Caribbean Curry House   Russian                  5 Henri Brasserie       3 Tachido
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Best African                                     5 Le Jardin du Cari       2 Euro Deli Batory                               5 3 Amigos
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                                                                                                    1 Bombay Mahal
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                                                                                                    5 Chand Palace          3 Club Espagnol
                                                                                                                            4 Iberica
                                                                                                    Best Italian            5 Méson
                                                                                                    1 Impasto
                                                                                                    2 Elena                 Best Thai
                                                                                                    3 La Bottega            1 Épicerie Pumpui
                                                                                                    4 Nora Gray             2 Restaurant
                                                                                                    5 Pizzeria Gema         Thailande
                                                                                                                            3 Chu Chai
                                                                                                    Best Izakaya            4 Thai Express
                                                                                                    1 Kazu                  5 Pamika
                                                                                                    2 Kinka Izakaya
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                                                                                                    2 Omma
                                                                                                    3 Mon Ami
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                                                                                                    4 Chez Bong
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                                                                                                                            2 Pho Bang New York

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                                                                                                    American                4 Pho Cali
                                                                                                    1 Bocadillo             5 Pho Lien
                                                                                                    2 Arepera
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                                                                     3 Clarke Café        Best Steak                 3 Lola Rosa
                                                                     4 Dagwoods           1 Moishes                  4 Sushi Momo
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                                                     2 Dispatch               5 Leonidas              1 Fruiterie Mile End
                                                     3 Myriade                                        2 PA
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                                                     5 Velish                 1 Kem Coba              4 Provigo
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                                                     (Beverage)               4 La diperie            Best Fishmonger
                                                     1 Dispatch               5 Bilboquet             1 La Mer
                                                     2 Myriade                                        2 Falero
                                                     3 Olimpico                                       3 Odessa
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                                                     4 Saint Henri                                    4 Shamrock
                                                                              1 Hamel
                                                     5 Starbucks                                      5 Waldman’s
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                                                                              3 Bleu et Persillé
3 Harricana                   Best Barista           Best Teahouse                                    Best Butcher
                                                                              4 Copette et Cie.
                              1 Helen Papapanos      1 Cardinal
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                              Le Kichen              2 Camelia Sinensis
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                              2 Pieiro               3 Cha Noir
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food & drink
                                                      Resto
                                                      Wrongs
                                                      By Clayton Sandhu

                                                      Once again the people of Montreal have
                                                      cast their judgement on the many fine
Sushi                                                 restaurants and foodstuffs that make
                                                      this city great, and to nobody’s surprise,
                                                      the reviews were mixed, nobody can
                                                      spell and people said some dumb shit.

                      Hookups =
                                                      As is tradition, I thought I would weigh
                                                      in and correct some of this year’s resto
                                                      wrongs.
                                                      1 Chuck Hughes, Danny Smiles and J.P. Miron are not
                                                      Montreal’s greatest chefs. And guys, if you’re reading
                                                      this, no shade on you as chefs, but you know as well as I
                                                      do that the greatest chefs working in Quebec today are
                                                      probably Fred Morin, Dave McMillan, Martin Picard and
                                                      Normand Laprise. These are the chefs who made Montreal
                                                      the internationally recognized food town that it is. Garde
                                                      Manger and le Bremner are wonderful restaurants, but
                                                      being a great chef is about more than what goes on the
                                                      plate, it’s also about the imprint you leave on the world.
                                                      Without a Fred, there’s no Chuck.

                                                      2 Veganism and vegetarianism are stupid food trends. I
                                                      agree that we should all be eating less meat, but more
                                                      importantly we should empower local farms and work on
                                                      regenerative organic farming that nourishes the land. By
                                                      eating at vegan restaurants that are shipping vegetables
                                                      and soy from Mexico, California and Asia year-round,
                                                      you’re simply masquerading as an ally to the environment.
                                                      Eating a more vegetable-forward diet makes sense —
                                                      plant-based food is far more diverse than meat and in
                                                      many ways more delicious. That said, come mid-January
                                                      I’d rather be eating a steak from an ethically raised cow
                                                      than a grain bowl full of imported avocados and bean
                                                      sprouts. Caring about your food and knowing where it
                                                      comes from is the best trend.

                                                      3 Best Vietnamese, Caribbean, Middle Eastern etc. are not
                                                      racist categories. It’s a small amount, but voters in every
                                                      nationally/regionally defined category are getting pissed
                                                      off. If this is you, it’s time to get off that high-horse. These
                                                      are legitimate category headings for regionally specific
                                                      cuisines. And what, you don’t find this survey long enough
                                                      already? Would you really have us make a “Best French
                                                      Part of St. Martin” category? It’s too specific.

                                                      That all said, the people also spoke with knowledge and
                                                      wisdom and proved time and time again that we are a
                                                      people of refined taste. St-Viateur bagel correctly reigns

                               Visit www.squirt.org   supreme, l’Express is resoundingly our best French
                                                      restaurant, Joe Beef our finest pricey eat. And although
                                                      I may disagree with a lot of you, I’m sure the feeling is

                               to hook up today       mutual, and at the end of the day aren’t we all just looking
                                                      for something good to eat? So let’s agree to disagree, and
                                                      we can talk more about it over dinner.

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