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                                Table of Contents
                                2020 FIREFIGHTERS....................... 4
    Associate Editor
                                GONZALES GARDEN CLUB .... 8
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  Contributing Writers
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Left to right- sitting Chief Tracey Normand, Chief James E. LeBlanc, Chief Wayne Hill, Asst. Chief Pat Carpenter, Fire Coordinator Josh Wingerter.
Standing L to R: Asst. Chief Eric Hughes, Parish President Clint Cointment, Asst. Chief Owen Dempsey, Asst. Chief Tarrell Milan, Chief Mark Stewart, Asst. Chief Shane Stuntz, Asst.

            Ascension Area Knights of Columbus
Chief Shane Rojas and Asst. Chief Mike Soniat

         host 2020 Firefighters Appreciation Banquet
The Ascension Parish Area                     Firefighter of the Year and the                Chief James E. LeBlanc                         long-time Ascension Parish
Knights of Columbus Councils                  22nd Annual Junior Firefighter                 served as master of                            Fire Dist. #1 Fire Coordinator
from St. Theresa of Avila                     of the Year Banquet on July                    ceremonies and Parish                          Gene Witek. Witek who
(Gonzales), Holy Mary (St.                    29, 2020 at the local Holy Mary                President Clint Cointment was                  recently passed away from the
Amant), St. Mark and St. John                 Council Building in St. Amant.                 the events guest speaker.                      COVID-19, served over 40
the Evangelist (Prairieville)                                                                                                               years in the Ascension Parish
hosted the 45th Annual                        St. Amant / 5th. Ward Fire                     The banquet was dedicated to                   Fire Service, stated LeBlanc.

Left to right - sitting: Easton Stelly, Cameron Everett, Randi Tregre, Brandon Cowell,
Standing L to R: Lee Landaiche, Mytrail Whitehead, Aaron Gautreaux, Jacob Stewart, Raymond Jackson, Todd Laviolette and Neil Allen

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Left to right: Ralph Roger, Clint Cointment, James E. LeBlanc, Aaron Gautreaux, Craig Braud, Anthony Babin, Bruce Waguespack and Arthur Shepheard

                                            what fire district we come from,                                                          to do believe that his is a noble
The role of an Ascension                    no matter what community in                   We here in Ascension Parish                 calling. Our proudest moment
Parish Firefighter in today’s               Ascension Parish we come                      have no ambition in this world              is to save lives and property,
society, no matter if he or she             from, and no matter what                      but one, and that is to be a                stated LeBlanc.
is volunteer, career paid or                uniform we wear, we all fight                 firefighter. The position may, in
 industrial is one of dedication,           the same common enemy and                     the eyes of some, appear to be              Awards were presented to
commitment and sacrifice,                   that is fire, stated LeBlanc.                 a lowly one; but we who know                junior firefighters Randi Tregre
stated LeBlanc. No matter                   “No one fights alone”.                        the work which the fireman has              (Galvez-Lake Volunteer Fire

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Left to right: Ralph Roger, Clint Cointment, James E. LeBlanc, Cameron Everett, Craig Braud, Anthony Babin, Bruce Waguespack and Arthur Shepheard

Department), Jacob Stewart                  went to Mytrail Whitehead                     Brandon Cowell (Prairieville                Gautreaux of the 5th. Ward
(St. Amant Volunteer Fire                   (St. Amant VFD), Aaron                        Fire), Raymond Jackson                      Volunteer Fire Department and
Department) and Cameron                     Gautreaux (5th. Ward VFD),                    (Geismar VFD), and Chad                     the overall Junior Firefighter of
Everett (5th. Ward Volunteer                Neil Allen & Todd Laviolette                  Stapler (7th. Dist. VFD).                   the Year went to Cameron
Fire Department).                           (Galvez-Lake VFD), Easton                                                                 Everett of the 5th. Ward
                                            Stelly (Sorrento VFD), Lee                    The overall Firefighter of the              Volunteer Fire Department.
Firefighters of the year awards             Landaiche (Gonzales Fire),                    Year award went to Aaron

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From the Gonzales Garden Club

          The Heart
          of the Club
If there is such a thing as                                officer positions, including club
Gonzales Royalty, Mrs.                                     president, filling nine photo
Lorraine Gautreau is in that                               albums with snapshots,
lineage. She was raised on her                             program brochures, and Weekly
grandpa’s 40 acres on the                                  newspaper clippings. She tells
corner of Burnside and                                     stories about brown bag
Worthey, then left to build a                              lunches at outdoor club
life running the town’s Ace                                meetings, routine flower
Hardware Store with her                                    arrangement classes, flower
husband Harold. Once her                                   show awards banquets,
children were grown, Lorraine                              tongue-in-cheek fashion shows,
joined the Gonzales Garden                                 and garden club convention
Club because she loves                                     “road trips”. When asked how
flowers. She stayed because                                the club has evolved over time,
she loves people.                                          she points out that the club still
                                                           adheres to rules and
No one speaks of the history                               regulations, but “Nothing stays
of the garden club with more                               the same. You do different
joy and affection than Mrs.                                things. Flowers are still our
Lorraine. Over her 40-year                                 main focus, but we don’t do as
                                                                                                Lorraine shows off this variety of pinecone ginger for its unique bloom structure and sweet fragrance.
tenure, she has served in many                             many arrangements as in the

                                                                                                                                         past. We don’t have the flower design
                                                                                                                                         classes anymore. Now we have guest
                                                                                                                                         speakers on all different types of flowers
                                                                                                                                         and plants … learning how they grow and
                                                                                                                                         when they bloom. We learn new things,

                                                                                                                                        Marilyn Rice has an 18-year-old Sophia angel wing begonia from
                                                                                                                                        Lorraine on her patio.
Storage building shelves house only about a third of Lorraine’s floral container collection.

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Lorraine finds a baby caterpillar while inspecting her milkweed for butterfly eggs.
                                                                                                               This particular wax begonia is over 20 years old.
                                                                                       and we still have fun.”

                                                                                       Lorraine met a lifelong friend
                                                                                       at her very first garden club
                                                                                       meeting in 1978, Conchita
                                                                                       Richey. Conchita, who picks
                                                                                       up Lorraine for today’s
                                                                                       meetings, said “Lorraine has
                                                                                       been a dear friend to me for
                                                                                       many years. She has guided
                                                                                       me in the garden club and on
                                                                                       the road of life.” Janis
                                                                                       D’Benedetto referred to
                                                                                       Mrs. Lorraine as 'an icon";
                                                                                       Patti Mouton says she's
                                                                                       “a gem." Although this little
                                                                                       lady claims she’s “slowing
                                                                                       down”, Lorraine continues to
                                                                                       support the club’s annual
                                                                                       planning committee and
                                                                                       gladly receives each
                                                                                       new member with a
                                                                                                                                            Mabel Savoy grew this devil’s backbone from a spontaneously pinched cutting from
The view from Patti Mouton’s kitchen window shows the bright red underside             wholehearted welcome.
of Lorraine’s angel wings in the morning sun.                                                                                               Lorraine years ago.

                                                                                                                                                                   With a Lorraine wax begonia in a container, Mary Jo Pohlig said, “I
                                                                                  Jamie Trisler’s kalanchoe from a Lorraine cutting growing in a pot blooms        trimmed my potted begonia and tossed the cutting into the flower bed.
Sandy Stewart says of her angel wing from Lorraine, “I love everything
                                                                                  several times a year.

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about it: the glossy leaves and especially those big clusters of flowers."                                                                                         It’s happier in the ground!"
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The leaves of this particular variety of begonia from Lorraine’s patio has purple undersides. Loretta Ramirez
takes good care of it with water soluble fertilizer.

                                                                                                                This photo from Loretta’s albums shows three ladies who took turns serving as GGC President from 1990
                                                                                                                through 1998. Barbara Guillot is standing; Lorraine Gautreau is seated next to her best friend, the
                                                                                                                 late Janice LeBlanc.

Lorraine has chronicled her membership in the Gonzales Garden Club in these nine photo albums from 1978
to the present. They rank alongside the albums of her grandchildren in her home office.

                                                          Lately, she has added milkweed
Lorraine is as generous a gar-                            so she can enjoy the caterpillars
dener as she is a hostess. In the                         and butterflies. Lorraine
thirty-two years that she hosted                          declares that she wants to send
the September club meeting at                             begonia cuttings to the new
her home, members could                                   members once the club again
count on a black iron pot of                              meets in person after the
jambalaya and the endless                                 pandemic. The Gonzales
freedom to pinch off cuttings                             Garden Club realizes its good
from her patio plants. Today,                             fortune in having the lovely
most members have offspring                               Mrs. Lorraine preside as the
from her signature collection of                          Queen of Hearts that she is.
begonias along with devil’s
backbone and kalanchoe. Her
landscape also has loaded citrus
trees, hefty drift roses, and                              The Gonzales Garden Club is
different ginger varieties.                                federated by National Garden Clubs, Inc.
                                                                                                                  Lorraine rests on her patio swing after her morning walk with a handful of devil’s backbone cuttings that she is
                                                                                                                  about to give away.

Lorraine freely shares a legacy of begonias with her garden friends. These are her angel wings.                   Conchita Richey grew this mound of globe amaranth from passalong seeds from Lorraine.
Get
 Growing,
                                                                                      Lamar Dixon Expo
                                                                                      Center, and teach-
                                                                                      ing hands-on gar-

Ascension!
                                                                                      dening lessons to
                                                                                      the
                                                                                      residents at Azalea
                                                                                      Estates and
                                                                                      Francois Bend.

      Ascension                                                                       If you are lucky

       Master
                                                                                      enough to have an
                                                                                      Ascension Master

      Gardeners
                                                                                      Gardener living next
                                                                                      door or nearby, you

      working in
                                                       Mariah Simoneaux               have probably
                                                                                      benefited from the

      new ways
                                                                                                              Judging – Ascension Master Gardener Shelia Billingsley
                                                                                      fruits of their labor. and Mariah Simoneaux during the 2019 Home
                                           Some of the volunteer                      Surely they have        Vegetable Garden Contest.

                                           activities of the Ascension                dropped in to share
                                           Master Gardener Program in-                satsumas, strawberries,
When I was assigned                        clude hosting the Spring and                                                      vegetable garden they have
horticulture responsibilities in                                                      tomatoes, peppers or
                                           Fall Lecture Series held in con-           cucumbers. Perhaps they left           been working in with the group
Ascension Parish, I inherited              junction with the Ascension                                                       of  children down the street and
an incredible group of volun-                                                         a bouquet of fresh flowers just
                                           Parish Libraries. Each series              plucked from their garden on           the  many plant and insect
teers known as the Ascension               ends with the ever-popular                                                        questions    they have been
Master Gardeners. This group                                                          your doorstep. These small,
                                           plant swap. They spend time                heartfelt acts of kindness are         fielding from their
is made up of people from all              working with teachers and                                                         Facebook      friends.
over the parish, and even a                                                           what make this group of
                                           students in school gardens,                people so special.
few from neighboring parishes.             maintaining flower beds at Kidz                                                   A Master Gardener class is
To earn the title of Master                Kove Discovery Park and                                                           typically held every other year
Gardener they each completed                                                          Since March the Ascension
                                                                                      Master Gardeners haven’t               here   in Ascension Parish. We
40 hours of                                                                                                                  recently    had to make the
horticulture                                                                          been able to partake in their
                                                                                                                             difficult  decision  to cancel this
                   Kidz Kove – Liz O’Keefe, Dale Bowman, Mary Jo Pohlig and

related course
                   Barbara McCormick tend the garden at Kidz Kove Discovery Park.     usual meetings and volunteer
work and 40                                                                           activities. However, this hasn’t year’s course for the safety of
                                                                                      stopped them from sharing              current and future participants.
initial hours of                                                                                                             It is our hope that as life
volunteer                                                                             their knowledge and love of
                                                                                      plants with others. Many of            eventually    returns to normal,
service. Each
year thereafter,                                                                      them will tell me how they have we will gather again to host a
                                                                                      still been sharing their               class for Ascension Parish
they complete                                                                                                                residents    who want to gain
at least 20                                                                           gardening knowledge during
                                                                                      these strange times. One               gardening     knowledge and
hours of                                                                                                                     serve the community
volunteer                                                                             might mention the flower beds
                                                                                      they cleaned up at their               where    they live.
service and 6
hours of educa-                                                                       neighborhood entrance or the
tional training,                                                                      time they spent determining             Mariah Simoneaux is the Horticulture Agent

although many                                                                         what pesky insect was eating            serving Ascension and Assumption Parishes.
                                                                                                                              For more information visit www.LSUAgCen-
greatly exceed                                                                                                                ter.com or contact Mariah at
these numbers.                                                                        another neighbor’s tomatoes.            MJSimoneaux@agcenter.LSU.edu.
                                                                                      I hear them talk about the

AMG Group- Ascension Master Gardeners attended LA Master Gardener Appreciation Day at the Burden Botanic Gardens.
Of course, its important to know
                                                                                                                  that all types of skin cancers can be
                                                                                                                  difficult to identify and can take on
                                                                                                                  unique characteristics, that’s why
                                                                                                                  self and professional examinations
                                                                                                                  are essential to preventing
                                                                                                                  skin cancer.

                                                                                                                  Prevention

                                                                                                                  It’s important to know that people
                                                                                                                  of all skin colors should take
                                                                                                                  precautions to protect their skin
                                                                                                                  avoid potential harm. This can
                                                                                                                  be done is several ways such as:

                                                                                                                  *Complete a self-examination once
                                                                                                                  a month, and a professional exam
                                                                                                                  at least once a year, especially after
                                                                                                                  the age of 21.

                                     blood vessels and may appear like       Melanoma                             *Apply sunscreen every single day,
Protect Your                         an open sore. Basal cell can be flat
                                     or raised and is typically pink in
                                                                             Melanoma appears to be a freckle
                                                                             that becomes irregular. According
                                                                                                                  not just prior to even getting out
                                                                                                                  in the sun. Experts say two ounces
Largest                              color. These are most often found
                                     around the head and neck which
                                                                             to cancer.org, you should be aware
                                                                             of the A, B, C, D & E’s of
                                                                                                                  (about the amount of a shot glass)
                                                                                                                  is the minimum amount to apply,

Organ                                can be quite difficult to examine
                                     by yourself.
                                                                             melanoma. They are:                  and reapplication of sunscreen
                                                                                                                  every couple of hours especially if
                                                                                                                  you’re out in the sun or water. Be
                                                                             A - Asymmetry: One half of a
                                     Squamous Cell Carcinoma                 mole or birthmark does not match     mindful of sun protection that
Did you know skin is your largest    is the second most common form          the other.                           offers UVA and UVB protection
organ? This organ takes the brunt    of skin cancer. Unlike basal cell,                                           listed on the bottle.
of outside forces like pollution,    this cancer is in the upper layer of    B - Border: The edges are
ultraviolet rays, extreme cold and                                                                                *Wear protective clothing or go
                                     the skin. It’s also more deadly         irregular, ragged, notched,
heat and more. So, we must
                                     than basal cell but preventable and     or blurred.                          indoors when you begin feel like
protect it from adverse conditions
but most importantly… cancer.        treatable.                                                                   you’ve got too much sun.
                                                                             C - Color: The color is not the
Skin Cancer is the most common       This type is mostly caused by over      same all over and may include        *Avoid the sun, especially during
form of cancer yet is the most       exposure of Ultraviolet rays but        shades of brown or black, or         the hottest part of the day.
preventable. Here are three major    can also be caused from skin            sometimes with patches of pink,
types of cancer types, their basic   inflammation diseases.                  red, white, or blue.                 While doing research for this
characteristics, and some                                                                                         article, I was encouraged to take
prevention methods.                                                          D - Diameter: The spot is larger     even better care of my skin
                                     These types of cells are typically      than 6 millimeters across (about     through consistent sun protection
Three Major Skin                     rough and scaly and sometimes           ¼ inch – the size of a pencil        and frequent examinations.
Cancer Types                         bleed if brushed or scratched.          eraser), although melanomas can
                                     They can also look like a sore with     sometimes be smaller than this.      So, stay protected, hydrated,
Basal cell Carcinoma                 a depressed center or raised border.                                         and healthy Ascension!
The most common of skin cancer.                                              E - Evolving: The mole is
This growth typically has visible                                            changing in size, shape, or color.   XOXO – Sweet Eyes

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Our Community Loses a Great Public Servant Kyle Melancon
          A Message from Sheriff Bobby Webre
                        It is with complete sadness and a         Ascension Parish Sheriff's Office
                        hurting heart I write to inform you       and his brother (BJ) is currently
                        that Kyle Melancon, a deputy in our       serving in our accreditation unit.
                        transportation division, passed
                        away this morning from COVID-19           We are in some very challenging
                        and related complications. Kyle           times in our profession, there is still
                        had been fighting this virus for          a lot of uncertainty with the virus
                        several weeks, we all hoped               Covid-19. The health and safety of
                        and prayed for his return to              our work-family and our community
                        good health.                              is paramount. I continue to ask all
                                                                  of our deputies to please take all
                        We send our condolences to his            necessary precautions and use all
                        wife Rebecca, his children, his           available resources to protect
                        coworkers and all of those that           themselves at work and when
                        loved him. Please remember his            out in the community.
                        family in your prayers.
                                                                  I am very proud to lead the men
                        Kyle served his community for             and women of the Ascension
                        over seven-years as a correctional        Parish Sheriff's Office, your hard
                        officer and transportation officer at     work and commitment during
                        the Ascension Parish Sheriff's            these challenging times speaks
                        Office. He comes from a legacy of         volumes to your dedication and
                        law enforcement professionals,            determination to see this through.
                        his grand-father (Roland) was the
                        long time Chief of Police of
                        Sorrento, LA. His father (Blaine)
                        was a retired dispatcher with the

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To unwind from work,
                                                                                                          mindfulness can help cool
                                                                                                          you down, transitioning you
                                                                                                          back into a comfortable
                                                                                                          state of mind.

                                                                                                          4 – Competition
                                                                                                              can Feel Less
                                                                                                              Pressuring
                                                                                                          Do your friends have great
                                                                                                          financial success, fast sports
                                                                                                          cars and mansions? It’s okay
                                                                                                          to set goals, but you should
                                                                                                          not let jealousy or an anxiety
                                                                                                          to keep up with others’
                                                                                                          successes stop you from
                                                                                                          enjoying every day.
Mindfulness                        process.                              overpowering stress and
and Meditation:                    Temperaments, like anger,
                                                                         anxiety, opening new windows
                                                                         of optimism and joy for you
                                                                                                          Meditation keeps you in the
                                                                                                          moment. Let your goals be
Man’s New                          come from years of frustra-           to use to see the world.         something to strive for, not
Frontier for a                     tion. Mindfulness lets you                                             something that controls you.
Healthier Life                     take back control of your             The results may just s

Benefits of
                                   emotions. When you begin to           urprise you!                     Mindfulness and meditation
                                   feel moods in the future, you                                          are things that everyone can
Mindfulness                        will be able to suppress them         3 – Returning to                 benefit from no matter the
For Men                            and think more clearly.                   Reality from                 gender! Consider giving them
                                                                             Work                         a try and prepare to feel
                                   2 – It is a Stress
by Orhan Mc Millan                                                                                        better about those around
Founder of Manfulness Living
                                       Reliever                          Sometimes, your work feels
                                                                                                          you and yourself.
                                                                         like it follows you home; from
The Good Men Project
                                   Life can be stressful, but you        afterwork phone calls to
concludes there are two
                                   do not have to let it dictate         late-night emails, there must
thirds more women looking                                                                                 --
                                   your decisions.                       be a way to get away from it
into meditation than men for                                                                              Manfulness Living is a community created for men.
                                                                         all. Thankfully, meditation      It offers a space to talk confidently about subjects
the numerous mental and                                                                                   specific to men while providing solutions to
                                   Meditation reduces seemingly          is a remedy!
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                                                                                                          transform one's life personally and professionally.
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from it; is it time for males to
consider a little peace of
mind?

The process of meditation
can seem a little intimidating
to someone who has never
tried something as unique as
this, yet, like everything, it
takes practice.

Here are just a few reasons
why men should take the leap
into meaningful meditation
and mindfulness:

1 – Learn to
    Control your
    Emotions
Meditation is the reigns to
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YOUR ESTATE MATTERS
                                       had her involuntarily committed
                                       to a psychiatric hospital and was
                                       granted temporary conservator-
                                       ship in 2008.

                                       Many wonder how Spears, a
                                       seemingly healthy woman, who,
                                       since the conservatorship began,
                                       has released multiple albums,
                                       completed a highly successful
                                       Vegas residency, and been a judge
                                       on the reality competition show
                                       “X-Factor” can continue to be
                                       subject to a conservatorship?
                                       Proponents of the #FreeBritney
                                       movement believe her conserva-
                                       torship is essentially a hostage
                                       situation, citing the fact that her
    By Linda Melancon                  father and others monetarily
                                       benefit from her conservatorship
  Britney Spears                       as a reason to allow it to
                                       continue.
      and an                           The year her conservatorship
   Interdiction                        began, Rolling Stone Magazine
                                       captured audio in which Britney
      Primer                           is heard saying, “I basically just
                                       want my life back … I want to be
In entertainment news recently,        able to drive my car. I want to be
the name Britney Spears has            able to live in my house by my-
made a resurgence. There is a          self. I want to be able to say
large following of fans calling to     who’s going to be my security
#FreeBritney. Spears, a 38-year-       guard.” Now, her father says, the
old Louisiana native, is under a       conservatorship is a way of life
conservatorship issued by a            that acts as a protective bubble,
California court and has been for      and not the “cage” some fans
the last 12 years. But what            think it is and that Britney is
exactly is a conservatorship and       involved in every aspect of her
why do some people think she           business.
needs to be “freed”? Let’s start
with some definitions.                 “All these conspiracy theorists
                                       don’t know anything. The world
A conservatorship (known as a          don’t have a clue,” Jamie Spears
guardianship in many states, and       told Page Six on August 1. “It’s
curatorship or interdiction in         up to the court of California to
Louisiana) is a lawsuit where          decide what’s best for my
someone with an interest in the        daughter. It’s no one else’s
affairs of a person who has lost       business.” He added that since
capacity (usually a spouse or          every expenditure is accounted
family member) hires an attorney       for – a requirement for the
to file a lawsuit against the person   conservatorship – there’s no way
who has lost capacity. This            for him to steal money like s
lawsuit asks the judge to appoint      ome claim.
someone (called a curator in
Louisiana) to manage the health        While ultimately, the courts will
care, financial decisions or both      decide what is best for Britney,
the health care and financial          her situation shows both the
decisions of that person. Once a       importance of early estate
curator is appointed, the person       planning to avoid an interdiction
who lacks capacity loses almost all    in cases of loss of capacity and the
of their civil rights. Because of      discord of an interdiction lawsuit.
this, an interdiction is sometimes     As mentioned at the beginning of
called the “civil death penalty.”      this article, this action is usually
As reported by Newsweek, Brit-         reserved for elderly or those
ney has to ask her guardian “to        otherwise unable to take care of
sign off on every major decision       themselves, but could happen at
she makes, from business to            any age as a result of accident or
health to voting and marriage.”        illness. For more in-depth
                                       information on interdiction, you
An interdiction is designed to         should contact a knowledgeable
protect individuals who do not         estate planning and elder law
have capacity to take care of          attorney.
themselves or to manage their          The information provided is not intended to
finances properly. The incapacity      be legal advice and does not constitute any
may be caused by a life-long           attorney/client relationship. You should con-
                                       sult with an attorney for individual advice
disability, an accident, or the        regarding your own situation.
result of age-related dementia (as     Ms. Melancon is an attorney with Legacy Es-
we often see in our practice). In      tate & Elder Law of Louisiana, LLC with of-
                                       fices in Baton Rouge and Lake Charles, LA.
Spears’s case, after a string of       The primary focus of her practice is estate
highly publicized incidents            planning, probate, special needs planning,
(including her infamous head-          and elder law. For more information or to at-
                                       tend an upcoming estate planning seminar,
shaving and a paparazzi umbrella       call her office at (225) 744-0027.
attack), her father, Jamie Spears,

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Message from
 Ascension Parish
    3rd Justice
 Court Constable
 James E. LeBlanc
I wanted to take a few minutes
and thank the Ascension Parish
residents of the Third Justice
Court for electing me to fifth term
as Constable in Ascension Parish.
This is a position that I do not
take for granted, and I’m
overwhelmed with gratitude that
the residents of the Third Justice
Court put so much faith and trust
in me to continue to serve. For
the past twenty-one years I have
had the honor to be your
elected Constable.                    begin this new term as your           Ascension Parish Mutual Aid            would like to congratulate all
                                      Constable and I assure every          Association, Chairman of the           candidates that have placed their
I would like to thank my beautiful    resident of the Third Justice Court   Ascension Parish Chief’s               names on the ballots to serve our
wife Hope Gautreau LeBlanc and        that I will continue to serve with    Association, President of the          local communities.
my entire family for allowing me to   the utmost compassion, honesty        Louisiana Fire Chief’s
wake up every morning and go to       and integrity.                        Association, Chairman of               I would again like to thank my
bed every night doing what I love                                           Volunteer Ascension, Chairman          family and friends for their
the most, serving the residents of    I’ve been blessed to serve as Fire    of Ascension Parish Industry           unending love and support, but
Ascension Parish. I would also        Chief for the past 34 years over      Organization (CAER), Treasurer         mostly I thank God for giving me
like to continue to thank Former      three different communities in        of the Louisiana Justice of the        the ability to serve.
Ascension Parish Constable            Ascension Parish, (Prairieville,      Peace and Constables
Mr. Buddy Holton and recently         St. Amant and Darrow). My             Association, Chairman of the St.       Thank all of you,
retired Ascension Parish Sheriff      journey also included Ascension
                                      Parish Fire Coordinator over the
                                                                            Amant High School Booster Club
                                                                            and Chairman of the Spartan /
                                                                                                                   I am truly blessed
Jeff Wiley for encouraging me
                                      East and West Bank, Reserve           Gator Shout Out Committee.
                                                                                                                   Constable
twenty one years ago to seek
this position.                        Commander over the Ascension
                                      Parish Sheriff’s Office Reserve       I would like to congratulate all the   James E. LeBlanc
I continue to be very blessed as I    Division, Chairman of Ascension       recent Elected Officials that were
                                      Parish Fire Dist. #1, Chairman of     elected without opposition and I

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          summer internship at BASF
Eight engineering students                                          and soft skills and giving back    of COVID-19, the internship
representing universities        “Developing our pipeline of        to the community.”                 offered virtual training
across Louisiana recently        future employees is critical to                                       webinars with BASF leaders
completed a summer               our success,” said Jerry           BASF assigned interns              and members of the
internship program at BASF’s     Lebold, Senior Vice President      responsibilities related to the    company’s employee resource
site in Geismar, Louisiana.      and General Manager of             engineering discipline they are    groups with a focus on
The interns participated in      BASF’s Geismar site. “Our          studying in university, along      diversity and inclusion, as well
engineering projects that        team was able to adjust plans      with mentors to help guide         as volunteer opportunities to
allowed them to apply            for an in-person summer            them when facing project           support the local community.
academic knowledge to            internship to a hybrid in-person   challenges and to discuss          BASF provided resources to
real-world situations, while     and virtual program, while         career development. Though         allow for a hybrid schedule of
also gaining soft skills and     maintaining the core               in-person meetings were            on-site and remote work.
experiences to learn more        components of gaining              limited due to safety
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Find People,                         you, I could stand there and
Just Go To The                       shoot the bull for hours at a
Grocery Store                        time. I know some people
                                If   who actually go to Walmart so
The old saying, “If you want         they can find someone to talk
to find people, just go to the       to. My Dad always compared
grocery store” is a fairly true      the old saying in reference to        in the woods that have the          in Toledo Bend. During those
statement. Everyone needs            looking for fish and game.            most abundant food supply.          days spear fishing for bass,
food to survive. I can attest                                              Waterfowl doesn’t stay on           bream and sac-au-lait was
to seeing people in the              Other than small lengths of           water very long if there’s no       allowed on the lake. One
supermarket. My wife always          time for reproduction,                food for them to eat. Just          thing that was very surprising
asks me “Why have you been           locating a prime food source          water alone won’t cut it.           to me at that time was that
gone so long? You only had to        should be on top of the list          Fortunately for birds they          some areas that we dove in
get bread and milk.” Well            when it comes to pursuing             have the ability to fly many        were completely absent
most of the time I’m in there        fish and game. Squirrels will         miles in search of something        of fish.
talking to different folks about     surely find which trees in areas      to eat.
                                                                                                               Looking back in time I don’t
                                                                           The drive for food is so strong     recall seeing any baitfish in
                                                                           that laws that prohibit baiting     those areas either which
                                                                           of migratory birds had to be        probably accounted for the
                                                                           established. Although white-        absence of the predatory fish.
                                                                           tail deer can still be baited in    One thing for sure, where you
                                                                           this state, that doesn’t mean       find numbers of fish you’ll
                                                                           that you’ll actually kill every     also find some type of food
                                                                           deer in the woods because you       source.
                                                                           poured out a sack of corn. In
                                                                           many cases wild game will           Concrete parking lots attract
                                                                           adjust the time in which they       some types of birds which
                                                                           come to feed if they have been      come to eat scraps discarded
                                                                           harassed often. Waterfowl and       by humans. It’s very unlikely
                                                                           deer have no problem coming         that you’ll ever see a deer,
                                                                           to highly pressured food            woodcock, rabbit etc. in that
                                                                           sources in the nighttime and        environment and the main
                                                                           getting out of there before         reason for that is because
                                                                           daylight when us two legged         there’s nothing for them to
                                                                           creatures often return.             eat there.

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                                                                           would be fish in any part of a      “I’ll See You In The Produce
                                                                           lake such as Toledo Bend.           Dept.”
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To Play or Not To Play-
       That Is the Question
                                                                                                                      by Bill Delaune
  “All the Indians are dressing                                                                              Acme kit for trapping those
up like cowboys, and the cowboys                                                                             speedy rascals.
are putting leather and                                                                                        The Texas rematch had so
turquoise on…” from                                                                                          many angles-not the least of
“Cherokee Fiddle”                                                                                            which was a suggestion where
           by Michael Murphy.                                                                                to stick the Longhorn band
                                                                                                             after the nosebleed seats they
   These are times that try                                                                                  gave the Golden Band from
sportswriters’ flexibility. As I                                                                             Tigerland in a monumental
attempt to meet my August 11                                                                                 snub last year in Austin. Hint-It
deadline, the decision to play-or                                                                            was near a big bridge that goes
not to play-college football                                                                                 to Port Allen.
changes-not on a daily basis,                                                                                  I even had a modified version
but on an hourly one                                                                                         of the Saints’ “Who Dat” cheer
depending on whom you                                                                                        ready for the Rice Owls with an
choose to listen to.                                                                                         emphasis on the “Whooo-
   Without any ironclad info to                                                                              Whooo” and a play on words
go on at this time, I am forced                                                                              about “Here in the boot-we
to write this column based on                                                                                don’t give a hoot!”
three assumptions: 1). The Pac                                                                                 And not only does Nicholls
10 will vote to play football in                                                                             State miss out on a big payday-
the spring. 2). The Big 10                                                                                   but I missed out on a chance to
might do the same with some                                                                                  use all my Thibodaux jokes and
rogue opposition from                                                                                        songs to welcome the Colonels.
Michigan, Nebraska and others.                                                                               That is-if they were still the
3). The ACC, SEC and Big 12                                                                                  Nicholls Colonels by the time
are ready to play as LSU coach                                                                               they came to Tiger Stadium in
Ed Orgeron so eloquently put                                                                                 these crazy days where political
it “in a cow pasture at mid-                                                                                 correctness runs amok.
night, if necessary”.                                                                                          Anyway, if there is college
   In my humble opinion, I find                                                                              football this fall, here are Wild
myself on the side of an old                                                                                 Bill’s survival tips for making it
adversary Nick Saban who told                                                                                through a season on the brink.
ESPN, “Look players are safer                                                                                With cautious optimism,
with us than running                                                                                         let’s start with LSU
around at home.”                                                                                             revised schedule…
   Hear, hear, St. Nick. Players     following-Bama, Georgia, LSU,        of the Triple Crown has already
are being tested every day,          Clemson, Oklahoma and Texas.         been run. And the questions re-       1. Ole Miss- Pity the poor
eating right and staying out of      And if the Pac 12 wants to play      main-will there even be any fans   Rebels. First, Colonel Reb bit
bars at night. What happens if       in the spring, have them declare     at Churchill Downs to sing “My     the p.c. dust in favor of a black
you turn them loose to run with      a winner in April and come play      Old Kentucky Home” when the        bear. Then, the stars and bars of
their homies?                        the “real champions” in a spring     horses come onto the track? Or     the Confederate battle flag were
   And by the way, when was the      game. For argument’s sake,           are we even allowed to sing the    scuttled. And the cruelest blow
last time the Pac 12 was relevant    pretend it’s USC vs. LSU-who         Stephen Foster classic by the      was when the most misunder-
in the BCS playoffs? That            do you think would be the            politically-correct police         stood song on the planet-the
gallant band of Washington           favorite? I’ll give you a clue-      anymore?                           rousing “Dixie” and one of Abe
Huskies in 2016 that turned          their colors are purple and gold.      In Major League baseball,        Lincoln’s favorites-was silenced.
into a dog team against                For a moment, let’s return to      some of the Western Division       Now they don’t even have a
Alabama in the semis? The            the other topsy-turvy sports in      teams may finish their 60-game     state flag.
Cinderella Utah Utes of last         this mad, mad world of 2020 to       schedule before the virus-ridden      I feel so bad I’m not even
year who looked like they were       emphasize a writer’s plight even     St. Louis Cardinals reach 30.      going to damn Ole Miss to the
running in glass slippers against    more. As illustrated by Michael        Can you take any more of this    eternal flames like we did in
Oregon in the conference             Martin Murphy’s musical              whining? One of my easiest-and     days of yore when the Rebs
championship and then mailed         metaphor in the intro, my            most fun- columns to write each    took the field. But not so bad
it in for the Alamo Bowl in a        Masters’ column in April is now      year is my pre-season peerless     as to pull Mississippi native and
38-10 loss to Texas?                 due in November and the              prognostications about my          current Tiger quarterback Myles
   Hell, Davy Crockett and 185       perennial last golf major of the     beloved LSU Tigers-complete        Brennan out of the game after
volunteers put up a better fight     year-the PGA-is now the first.       with inaccurate predictions but    his fourth touchdown pass. A
against Santa Anna and 2000            My Kentucky Derby                  with some nifty tailgating tips.   big opening night for the new
Mexicans.                            preview where I give you my            On the original Tiger            field general who has waited his
   But let’s say you are left with   picks-horses to avoid at all         schedule, I had several witty      turn with patience and class.
the three conferences from the       costs-for the first Saturday in      (matter of opinion) comments       LSU 45 Ole Miss 21.
South and the Big Ten. For           May is now set for the first         about the season opener against
your Final 4 you get any             Saturday in September. The           the UTSA Roadrunners                 2. Vanderbilt- Vandy
                                     Belmont Stakes-the third jewel       complete with a Wile E. Coyote
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combination of the                                                                                           couldn’t cover Ja’Marr Chase
Hey, Dr. Rob!
and Terrace Marshall Jr. in last       8. Auburn- Good news, bad
year’s 66-38 drubbing and I          news on the Plains. First the

                                                                                    Thumper keeps
don’t think they’ve found any        bad-LSU’s brutal schedule

                                                                                      copying me!                    No... Dr. Rob!
new defensive backs down on          finally takes its toll and the

                                                                                                                   Boudreaux keeps
Music Row. Put on a little sad       Bengals lose to their

                                                                                                                     copying me!
Nashville song-maybe Hank            revenge-minded namesakes on a
Williams’ “You Win Again”            last second field goal. Then the
as the Tigers find the               good-Auburn, with already
Commodores “Easy Like                one loss, falls later to
Sunday Morning” on a                 revenge-minded Alabama in
Saturday afternoon.                  the Iron Bowl and LSU wins
                                     the Western Division. That is,
   3. Florida- When Gator            after another tough game at…
quarterback Kyle Trask was
asked last year which bowl he          9. Texas A&M- Aggies are
preferred, he said, “I want to       promoting quarterback Kellen
play LSU again.”                     Mond for a “Joe Burrow” type
   Uh, Kyle, it doesn’t work like    breakout and a Heisman
that. But even with the crowds       Trophy. Excuse me, but is that
unable to yell “Gator Bait”          the same guy that racked up
anymore (more p.c.), Florida         seven-count ‘em, seven-points
will cut last year’s Tiger           against the Tigers last season.
winning margin in half-and           Let’s say he triples that amount
still lose by seven.                 this year. LSU 35-21.

  4. Arkansas- When is the last        10. Missouri- Well, old
time the Hogs won an SEC             Mizzou has my favorite
game? I believe it might have        coaching name in the
been when Houston Nutt was           conference-Eliah Drinkwitz
coaching. The way they swap          (A Charles Dickens character
out head coaches up there he         maybe?) and I’ll be happy to                         A SCENSION PA RISH
may be coming back around.           have a “Drinkwitz” him after
LSU retains “The Boot”-the
ugliest trophy in sports.
                                     the game to toast the LSU
                                     victory and a West title.                    A N I M A L H O S P I TA L
                                       Now that’s as good as I can
  5. Miss State- Years ago Mike
Leach’s run-and-gun offense
                                     do under the circumstances,
                                     gang, so don’t ask about
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may have given the Tigers            playoffs or you might get
trouble. Now the defense sees it     my best Jim Mora rant
every day in practice. Brennan       imitation-“Playoffs? We’re
takes out another Mississippi        talking about playoffs?”
school and I’m not talking             And if they scrub the whole
about to his relatives’ restaurant   season, then see if you can pick
in New Orleans.                      up a few bucks on my Derby
                                     horse in September. Sure, the
   6. Alabama- Will the Tigers       favorite Tiz the Law looks like a
make it two in a row for Coach       monster but remember, “Never                                             Eric Lambert
O.? Here’s betting that our          was there a man alive who could                                             Owner
first-year quarterback with all      make any money at 3-5.”
his weapons in Tiger Stadium is        In the spirit of War of Will
better than Tua’s replacement.       who should’ve won the Derby
LSU wins a defensive struggle as     last year and went on to win the
Bo Pelini’s Bandits hold off the     Preakness, I present to you
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spring somehow came true,            Remember, the King won the
LSU could be the only team to        Tampa Bay Derby at 50-1.
beat a Southern USC team in          And remember, it is 2020. Or
the fall and a Western USC in        as my favorite philosopher Don
the spring. Insane? Sure, but        Alexander so astutely put it,
remember-it’s 2020. And              “It is a strange feeling when the
censors, please note- I did this     entire society in which you live
entire section without one           seems like an attempt by Edgar
Fighting Cock joke. It wasn’t        Allan Poe to write a comedy.”
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Thoughts from Bully

   During these dog days of
summer beer seems to be a
staple at my house. It’s a great
refreshment after I cut the
grass. It’s nice to have while I
am having a bar-b-que. If I
decide to sit and chill and
listen to music is pretty good to

                                                                             BEER WARS
sit and relax with. I am not
promoting for others to drink       flavored beer. I open the can
beer. I am just being real about    to find it was the same beer
what works for me.                  that I always drink.
   One afternoon after cutting         I don’t understand the ‘Latte’
grass I was having a cold one.      unless it’s a cute way to
I glanced at the can and            communicate ‘Light’ but I did
noticed it didn’t have my           get to use the phrase with my          I saw this impressive display   Here’s what I came up with:
standard ‘Light’ written on the     buddy when he called and             at my local Walmart. 99 cans of   Pabst Blue Ribbon
side of the can. It had ‘Latte’     asked what I was doing?              12oz beers for $76.98. Impres-    99 cans = 1188ozs ... $76.98
written on the can. It was my          I simply responded, “I am
first beer and I got worried I      having a Latte!”
                                                                         sive and you even need a truck    Busch Light
                                                                         to pick up your beer. Who
had purchased some gourmet                                                                                 90 cans = 1080ozs ... $56.97
                                                                         wouldn’t go for that impressive
                                                                                                           120 cans = 1440ozs . $76.96
                                                                         savings.
                                                                                                             So according to my
                                                                           Hold your horses. I went to
                                                                                                           calculations, 4 30 packs, I get
                                                                         that Walmart to pick up a
                                                                                                           21 extra 12oz cans for 2 cents.
                                                                         30 pack of Busch Light for
                                                                                                           Pretty good deal to me.
                                                                         $18.99. I started doing the
                                                                                                            My biggest worry now is I may
                                                                         math in my head.
                                                                                                           not find any Busch in the stores
                                                                                                           for me to enjoy.

                                                                             BASEBALL IS BACK
                                                                          While I was sitting at my        heat at my team.
                                                                        computer working I had an             I was curious and did a little
 Jacob Waguespack                                                       Atlanta Braves baseball game       research and discovered he
                                                                        on in the background. The          played at Dutchtown and Ole
                                                                        announcers said the new            Miss.
                                                                        pitcher for the Toronto Blue          I don’t know his family nor did
                                                                        Jays is Jacob Waguespack of        I see him play but I was proud
                                                                        Prairieville Louisiana. I looked   he was from here.
                                                                        up and this 6’6” pitcher was          Congratulations Jacob but
                                                                        throwing some serious              take it easy on my Braves.

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