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SOUTHERN                                  TARANAKI
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AGM
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CONTENTS

3        National Committee Members
                                                                       ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.
4        President’s Report                                            NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEMBERS
5        The Editor                                                                     President: Mike Dew #2415
                                                                                        367 Wairakei Road, Burnside,
5        New Members                                                                    Christchurch 8053
                                                                                        Ph: 03 359 4949
6        Jim Furneaux – Fond Farewell                                                   Mobile: 027 283 0235
                                                                                        Email: president@ulysses.org.nz
8        Administrator's Report
                                                                                        Vice President: Tim (Tiny) Stewart #8959
10       National Secretary's Report                                                    25 Tait Drive, Greenmeadows, Napier, 4112
                                                                                        Ph: 06 845 0238
10       National Treasurer’s Report                                                    Mobile: 021 053 7842
                                                                                        Email: vice.p@ulysses.org.nz
11       Agm Notices
                                                                                        Treasurer: Stuart Burns #3703
14       2019 National Ulysses Rally And AGM                                            33A Iles Road, Lynmore, Rotorua 3010
                                                                                        Ph: 07 345 3053
15       Obituary – Derek Neil Rivers                                                   Mobile: 021 972 535
                                                                                        Email: treasurer@ulysses.org.nz
18       Branch News
                                                                                        Secretary: Pete Graham #8196
24       Letter To The Editor                                                           71 Snodgrass Road, RD 2 Ext, Westport, 7892
                                                                                        Ph: 03 789 7749
                                                                                        Mobile: 021 271 2846
                                                                                        Email: secretary@ulysses.org.nz
Articles                                                                                Committee: Wayne Painter #1756
                                                                                        PO Box 100054, North Shore Mail,
28       11 Days Of Riding One Day Of Rain
                                                                                        Auckland 0745
32       Right Side Up                                                                  Ph: 09 444 2770
                                                                                        Mobile: 027 289 1018
33       Only Numbers                                                                   Email: com.1@ulysses.org.nz
                                                                                        Committee: Jim Furneaux #2098
34	
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                                                                                        Ph: 04 971 2893
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37       Birthday Wish                                                                  Email: com.2@ulysses.org.nz
                                                                                        Committee: Jane Laing #6361
38       My Southern Escapade 2018                                                      75A Weld Street, Redwoodtown,
                                                                                        Blenheim, 7201
42       2018 Taranaki Energy Rally                                                     Ph: 03 577 6663
                                                                                        Mobile: 022 450 7042
44       Rallies                                                                        Email: com.3@ulysses.org.nz
46       Branch Meeting Times and Contacts

     Administration/Membership/Gear:                                ULYSSIAN MAGAZINE PRODUCTION
     Debby Morgan, PO Box 40218, Upper Hutt 5140
                                                                    Publisher/Editor:               Paul Lance
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MIKE DEW #2415
NATIONAL PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT’S REPORT

I
       hope you’ve been enjoying the hot       Club members attending the Ride Forever       you, Leonie (Steedman) for all your
       weather we’ve been having in late       courses, as we’re in that age group           support to the Club and I’m looking
       January and early February? It does     where a lot of us (older riders) are          forward to catching up with you at the
       make for some hot riding when you’re    having accidents.                             National Rally.
wearing all your safety gear. I have no-          Following on from my comments in the          This is my final President's report, as
ticed some riders getting around in shorts,    December Ulyssian ref the article written     I’m not standing for re-election at the
tee shirts and not wearing gloves in the       by Paul Owen (Zen and the art of gold         AGM. I’ve been on the National
city and out on the open road (100km ar-       card motorcycling) and the Ulysses Club       committee (Natcom) for nine years and
eas). It might be a cooler way to ride, but    being a shadow of itself, in the              seven of those as the Club President, so I
it doesn’t give you any protection if you      Christchurch Press on Saturday 22             feel it's time to move on and let a younger
have an accident or from the sun. Take         December there was an article called          member take over the helm. While on
it from me that it’s very painful having       “Death of the Club” written by Nikki          Natcom I’ve been very honoured to have
gravel rash, and worst still, what if both     Macdonald. The headline was, “Clubs           worked with some very enthusiastic
hands are bandaged up (from not wear-          face ageing and declining membership,         members who, over the years, have given
ing gloves)? Who’s going to clean you up       dwindling volunteers and competition          many voluntarily hours of service to the
after you’ve been to the toilet?               from internet meetup groups” and Nikki        Club. I believe the affairs of the Club have
    I attended a Shiny Side Up evening in      asks whether they can survive – and does      been managed in a very professional
Christchurch in early February, and I got      it matter whether they do? A survey           manner, and yes, I know there will always
the feeling that ACC and the guest             found sports club membership had fallen       be a few members that will always
speakers are generally talking to the          from 33 per cent of all adults in 1998 to     disagree with what Natcom does. Thank
converted. I believe that most of the          22 per cent in 2014.                          you all very much for your support and
group understood why it’s important to            Pensioners had the highest club            friendship. I’d also like to thank the
continue ongoing training (Ride Forever        membership rates, but also the most           Branch coordinators for their support, and
Courses) to retain and improve our riding      significant decline. After reading the        I believe the Natcom and coordinators
skills and knowledge, and why it’s             complete article, I believe these figures     meetings and workshops (now bi-
important to wear the correct safety gear.     could also be applied to our Club. We         annually) are still a worthwhile venue to
One interesting fact to be announced is        have approx. 2250 members, and as at          discuss issues affecting the Club and our
that ACC is going to refund you $100 of        12 February, only 49 people (members or       future openly.
your motorcycle registration fee (for the      partners) have registered to attend the          Special thanks to Debby Morgan (Club
next two years) if you’ve completed two        National Rally in Hastings. Those             Administrator), William Glendenning
Ride Forever courses and held a                organising these events put a lot of effort   (ex-webmaster), Paul Willard
motorcycle licence for more than 10years.      into trying to make the weekend               (webmaster), Peggy O’Neal
You’ll need to have done a Gold course         interesting and not expensive to attend.      (Remembrance Books) and Paul Lance
within twelve months of your rego being        They need your support, as that’s a very      (Ulyssian editor) for all the support you’ve
due. I was hoping to have more details on      poor response from the membership.            provided to me over my term on Natcom.
this, but Dave Keilty (ACC) is at the Burt        Aon is the Club's preferred insurance         I’d like to wish Tiny (Tim Stuart) and
and travelling the country with the Shiny      broker, and I believe they offer very         his new Natcom team all the best for
Side Up Bike fest.                             competitive insurance rates when you          the future.
    I have invited Dave to attend the          compare apples for apples for bike               Stay upright.
National Rally and our AGM in March.           insurance. Aon is also our main sponsor       Dew # 2415
ACC will also announce in June if our          for the Club National Rally, and they also    National President
licence fees (rego) is going up or             print your membership cards at no cost to     The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc.
staying as is (I can’t see it going down). I   the Club. Please consider Aon when              As at the 24 February, registrations for
know ACC would also like to see more           you’re renewing your insurance. Thank         the National Rally have just topped 200.

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PAUL LANCE                                                                 submissions
ULYSSIAN EDITOR                                                            for the next

EDITORIAL
                                                                             Ulyssian
                                                                           magazine is
                                                                             May 10
                                                                              2019.

   What a fantastic summer it has been! It’s certainly been one        Surely, the roads should be able to withstand a bit of heat
for the record books, with an official heatwave affecting the          without disintegrating.
entire country during January and making lots of tourists happy           I had a reader write into the magazine explaining that the tar
I’m sure. For us motorcyclists? Dare I say it, many of us were         used had been changed to one with a lower melting point to try
complaining that it was too hot, as despite advances in                and mitigate any burn injuries to the road workers. I’m not sure
motorcycle clothing meaning we can be well vented and still            how true that is, but the phenomenon of melting roads seems
protected, it often felt like riding into a giant blast furnace. And   to be getting worse each year, so maybe it is legit. But that
when we stopped, it was a race to get the gear off before              means the entire roading network is being built to a sub-
becoming drenched in sweat! Not nice.                                  standard putting vulnerable users like us at risk, at a time
   And then there were the roads, which seemed to all but              when we’re paying higher registration than ever before.
dissolve into a sticky, molten mess as soon as the mercury                As usual, there’s not much we can do about it other than
rose above the mid-twenties. I had my own scare coming                 look out for ourselves. Expect the unexpected, learn how to
around a corner in the middle of nowhere to be confronted with         deal with slides, become adept at spotting shiny surfaces and
an unmarked sea of freshly laid fine gravel. To be honest, it          keep on training. Many organisations are offering gravel
was marked. It was just the signs were about 30 metres into            training nowadays, with riders on non-adventure machines
the gravel.                                                            often attending to get some experience of riding on a loose
   Pointing out the mistake to the road worker, he merely              surface.
replied the driver must have spread it too far. No apology,               With autumn now upon us, hopefully, the temperatures will
quick action to fix the issue – nothing. It’s infuriating as one of    be a bit more hospitable and make motorcycling slightly less
the most vulnerable groups of road users that we not only              uncomfortable. But it would be nice if at least a little bit of
need to look out for ourselves from wayward car drivers, but           summer would remain so that we don’t have to ride in the wet!
we also need to be on our toes for appalling road conditions.          Paul

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JIM FURNEAUX

FOND FAREWELL

H
           i all                              there were occasions when I did not stand     Jane as a current NatCom member.
           As you will have read in the       for re-election to NatCom thereby allowing       Along with Andy Wilson as the
           December edition of The            new members to step up, but I will not be     confirmed new-comer, your new NatCom
           Ulyssian, there was a call for     standing in future, so this is my last        already has a good solid foundation. I
change in the way the Club is managed.        contribution to The Ulyssian as a member      know that they have the capability to run
Coincidentally, the same edition posted       of National Committee.                        the Club well, and that they will certainly
the nominations for National Committee           It has been a stimulating journey, with    do their best to do so. With a wildcard in
at this year’s AGM, indicating clearly that   interesting challenges and some great         the form of one vacancy to fill at the AGM,
will be some changes and new faces.           friendships formed. NatCom has been           I think that the new Committee has a
  Changing NatCom members and their           stable and cohesive under Mike’s              healthy balance between new and
roles is healthy for the Club, and regular    leadership, and I have enjoyed being part     seasoned Committee members, which is
incremental changes are usually more          of his team. Tiny and Wayne are now           just what the Club needs to keep us going
advantageous than some of the more            stepping up to the President and Vice         in the right direction.
radical ones that have happened or been       President roles respectively; Pete and           Thanks for all your support over
attempted in the past. Since being            Stuart are unopposed in their existing        the years.
elected National Vice President in 2003,      roles as Secretary and Treasurer, as is       Jim furneaux #2098

                                                  NEW MEMBERS
Membership      First Name       Surname          Branch             Membership      First Name      Surname            Branch
Number                                                               Number
9835            Graham           Vincent          Tauranga           9867            Neville         Sheehan            Westland
9836            Patricia         Windle           Southland          9868            Jackie          Fluerty            Westland
9837            Robert           Moss             Marlborough        9869            Graeme          Thompson           Canterbury
9838            Mathias          van Geneygen     Waikato            9870            Robert          Manning            Buller
9839            Chris            Phillips         Manawatu           9871            Philip          Yearley            Wellington
9840            Jacqui           Phillips         Manawatu           9872            Raewyn          Moodie             Auckland
9841            Steve            Crow             North Harbour      9873            Nick            Benfell            Canterbury
9842            Sonia            Foote            North Harbour      9874            Brian           Corbishley         Canterbury
9843            Daryl            Percy            Wellington         9875            Simone          Rodgers            Canterbury
9844            Paul             Dawson           Wellington         9876            Robert          Inglis             Westland
9845            Scott            Mills            Taranaki           9877            Joy             Van der Hoeven     Westland
9846            Jeff             Ransley          Taranaki           9878            John            Ruesink            Westland
9847            Mark             Lawrence         Auckland           9879            Sui             Juris              Auckland
9848            Mark             Patrick          Otago              9880            Steve           Hopkins            Far North
9849            Adele            Patrick          Otago              9881            Jasper          Aungiers           Auckland
9850            William          Gillespie        North Harbour      9882            Martin          King               North Harbour
9851            Geoff            Hart             Wellington         9883            Brenda          Fairhall           North Harbour
9852            Paul             Farrar           Nelson             9884            Dave            Gould              Far North
9853            Marie            Farrar           Nelson             9885            Barry           Fischer            Buller
9854            Royd             Cumming          Nelson             9886            Russell         Watt               Nelson
9855            Robin            Toms             North Harbour      9887            Dale            Jemmer             Nelson
9856            Claire           Merchant         North Harbour      9888            Maurice         McGrath            Auckland
9857            Martin           Rushton          Kapiti Coast       9889            Ben             Payne              North Harbour
9858            Dean             Tutton           Wellington         9890            Louis           Geenen             North Harbour
9859            Derek            Harding          Marlborough        9891            Michael         French             Marlborough
9860            John             Ford             Marlborough        9892            Jacqueline      French             Marlborough
9861            Richard          McDowall         Canterbury         9893            John            Flight             Taupo
9862            Christine        McDowall         Canterbury         9894            Ted             Cunningham         Taupo
9863            Ray              Chappell         North Harbour      9895            Raymond         Hall               Wellington
9864            Rod              Lean             Auckland           9896            Kevin           Hebberd            Westland
9865            Karl             de Gans          Wellington         9897            Becky           Knight             Nelson
9866            Pete             Crone            Auckland           9898            Allan           Myers              Auckland

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ADMINISTRATOR'S REPORT FEBRUARY 2019

    Date                                    Mar-18              May-18                Aug-18              Nov-18              Feb-19

    Newest Member                           9779                9818                  9842                9866                9898

    Current Members                         2414                2463                  2486                2503                2222

    Odyssey Medal Holders                    27                      30                30                  30                   30

    NZ Directory Members                    2018                2053                  2075                2093                2047

    Overseas members                                                                                        9                   9

    Average Age                                                                       63.6                 63.7                 64

    Average Duration Member                                                           11.5                 11.7                11.9

Membership Subscriptions – online renewals                                reminders to members, which greatly reduced the costs
First of all, I apologise for removing the ability to pay your            incurred by having to send so many renewals by post. This is
membership subscription via the online shopping site on our               why when/if you change address/e-mail, please let me know
web page. Due to the considerable number of options for                   ASAP so I can update my records and your membership can
renewals, i.e. 1 year or 3 years, joint or individual, magazine or        remain current.
no magazine, and then all the variables that could be selected,
it was easier to have members pay by cheque or direct to our              Membership cards
bank account, rather than risk an incorrect amount being paid.            At the time of writing this article, I have a backlog of some 150
   Suffice to say, I still received some unusual deposits, but            members cards to be posted. This has been caused by an
think I have managed to contact most of those whose payment               issue with the supplier's printing machine. I was advised at the
I was unsure of.                                                          beginning of February that the problem could not be resolved
   The most significant difference was the ability to send e-mail         for up to four weeks, so by the time I receive my orders, it may
                                                                          well be into the second week of March before you receive your
                                                                          cards. Rest assured,
                                                                          if you are receiving this magazine you are still a current
                                                                          financial member of
                                                                           the Club.
                                                                             Once you have paid your membership, the usual practice is
                                                                          that you would receive your card within two weeks of payment.
                                                                          Please keep a look out for this as it is the only
                                                                          acknowledgement that I have received your payment. This
                                                                          card will also help you remember when your membership is
                                                                          due again, not to mention offers some significant discounts,
                                                                          details of which can be found on our web page.

                                                                          A Message to Coordinators/Presidents & Secretaries
                                                                          A reminder to all branch executive, if you have any new
                                                                          member applications outstanding, please forward to me ASAP.
                                                                          I have several rogue deposits to our bank account that I
                                                                          cannot match up with any member on my database. To ensure
                                                                          that members receive their membership packs expediently, I
                                                                          need these applications from you as soon as you receive
                                                                          them. If payment has not been received, I will contact you to
                                                                          find out if they still wish to continue with their application.

                                                                          Gear sales
                                                                             If you want to purchase gear items before the AGM, go
                                                                          online to our webpage www.ulysses.org.nzx/shop to make sure
                                                                          you receive the item/s in time. There will be some stock
                                                                          available for purchase at the National Rally, however only a
                                                                          limited number. Prices are not heavily discounted at the Rally.
                                                                             Talk soon.
                                                                          Debby
                                                                          National Administrator

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NATIONAL SECRETARY’S REPORT MARCH 2019

T
           he last 12 months have been a        ensure the information about their            Natcom tell me ‘we’ve been saying this
           blur dominated by non-Ulysses        regular rides and meeting venues are          for years and you’ll never change some
           stuff and I’m conscious little of    accurate when published in the Ulyssian.      people’, but I’m going to embrace the
           my energy has gone into this         Currently I get emails about all these        squeaky wheel principle and keep trying.
role over that time. Returning to full-time     things, from many different people, and         Odyssey Medal
employment after 9 years in an idyllic          usually after erroneous info has been           Thanks for the nominees. We look
half-job has also had an impact! I remain       printed in the Ulyssian or gone live on       forward to branch members sharing
convinced there’s potential for much of         the website from members who are often        stories about these special Ulyssians
the administrivia that a single Natsec          a bit cross ¬– which makes me, the            and the presentations in Hastings.
has to deal with could be reduced if ALL        webmaster and probably Natcom by                Branch AGMs
Coordinators/Branch Presidents were             association look bad.                           Coordinators - Please remember to
prepared to collaborate online and that            I’m prepared to accept this merely         send in minutes, financial statement, and
means – you’ve possibly heard this be-          reflects my own slackness (definitely true    ensure minutes contain names and
fore – everyone using the Ulysses               for this last year) but I’m keen to future-   membership numbers of all Branch
Gmail address.                                  proof this role for my successors based       Officers for 2019. I will share a
  If that was the case, with a little further   on the simple idea that many people           Google Drive folder so those of you
system set up, Coordinators could all           contributing the few important things in      using Ulysses Gmail can upload
update their own contact details and            their part of the organisation into a         these documents yourself (see gentle
those of other branch officers as these         central place is more efficient and           rant above).
change regularly; they could check and          effective (and sustainable) than one          Pete Graham 8196
update details of their notifiable branch       person repeatedly chasing information
activities like AGMs; and they could            time after time. Several members of

                              NATIONAL TREASURER’S REPORT
The December 2018 Annual Report                    Natcom has continued to focus on           to take steps to improve our income in
which has been audited, is available on         controlling our operating expenditure.        the future by addressing subscription
the club website and a copy has been            The move to hold the co-ordinator’s           levels and also focus on reducing our
sent by email to each Coordinator.              meeting on a biennial basis has provided      operating costs. My thanks also go to our
   Set out below is my report on the club       a saving this year of nearly $10,000.         members who have supported the action
financial position which accompanies the           In prior years I have referred to the      taken by Natcom in this regard.
Financial Report.                               increasing cost of the “Ulyssian” and the       Without the assistance of our
                                                significant effect that this had on our       Administrator, Debby Morgan, the
Treasurer’s Report                              financial position. The move to electronic    Treasurer’s job would be very difficult
The 2018 Statement of Financial                 distribution of the magazine has been         one to do on a voluntary basis. My
Performance records a surplus of $185           well received by members and has              thanks go out to her.
(after $3,400 in one off, Database              resulted in cost savings of nearly              It has been a pleasure to continue my
development costs) compared with                $10,000 in the current year. As a part of     role on Natcom and to support a club
deficit of $21,610 in 2017. Excluding the       our digital communications strategy our       that I enjoy being a part of and of course
one-off expense incurred in 2018 this           spending on “Mail Chimp” has increased        “Growing Old Disgracefully”.
means that the results for the year is an       as we move to regular monthly email             I would urge members to download
improvement of $25,195 over 2017.               updates to members.                           and review your Club’s 2018
  Our income increased over the prior              Members will note that the net assets      Financial Report.
year reflecting in part the increase in         of the club have reduced during the year        As usual if any member requires
subscriptions and a significant                 to $128,713. This decrease is mainly due      further information on any matters raised
improvement in our gear trading. The            to the reduction in the Rider Safety          above, please feel free to contact me.
quartermaster has worked with our               Reserve resulting from the increased          Stuart (Smokey) Burns #3703
administrator to only stock gear that is        spending from the Reserve as set out in       National Treasurer
relevant and saleable to our members            note 8.
resulting in less discounted and written           Overall, while the financial position of
off stock. The decrease in funds on             the club has improved, it is not as
deposit along with reduced interest rates       satisfactory as one would like, but it is a
has seen a 16% decrease in interest             good start. I am pleased to see that with
income compared to 2017.                        support from Natcom we have been able

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ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING MARCH 2019

                               THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NZ INC
                               ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING,
               VENUE: CLUB HASTINGS, 308 VICTORIA STREET, HASTINGS
                       SATURDAY, 30 MARCH 2019 AT 10.00AM

         Meeting Agenda
         1.    Welcome and Greetings                               8.     Matters arising from report
         2.    Apologies                                           9.     Coordinators’ Meeting Report
         3.    Minutes of AGM held at MOSGIEL 2018                 10.    General Business - none received
         4.    Matters Arising                                     11.    Odyssey Medal Presentation (if any forthcoming)
         5.    President’s Report                                  12.    2020 AGM - presentation
         6.    Matters arising from report                         13.    Election Of Officers
         7.    Treasurer’s Report

General Business                           Subscription/ Membership                          2019 to pay your membership to avoid a
Hastings AGM                               Renewals                                          late fee. Please note that if your
Please note that there were no items of    If your Club subscription is due at the           membership is not current at the time of
General Business or Members Questions      end of 2018 you will have received an             the National AGM then any vote cast will
notified in writing to the National        email or letter from the National                 be invalid and although you may attend
Secretary by Friday 1 Feb 2019. There is   Administrator. If you recieve a printed           the AGM, you will be unable to vote.
no General Business to be discussed at     Ulyssian this is shown on the address             NOTE: These is a remaining vacancy on
the AGM.                                   label. If the renewal date is December            the National Committee and nominations
                                           2018, then you have until 1 February              will be called on the day of the AGM.

Nominations for National Committee, with the proposer & seconder are…
NB: There is still one vacancy for a committee member.

 Nominee                       #      Nominator                      #       Seconded                         #        Incumbent
 President

 Tim ‘Tiny’ Stewart          8959     Mike Clark                   8916      Sue Hill                        9485         (V-P)

 Vice-President

 L Wayne Painter             1756     John Heebink                 1032      Barry Holland                   8331      (Committee)

 Treasurer

 Stuart ‘Smokey’ Burns       3703     Gordon White                 1272      Hartley Gray                    6974           Y

 Secretary

 Pete Graham                 8196     Rex Collins                  5262      Kara Blom                       9588           Y

 Committee

 Jane Laing                  6361     Kelvin Watson                3602      John Sinclair                   9727           Y

 Andy Wilson                 7169     Nik Player                   8778      Wally Richards                  9152

                                                                                                        Ulyssian MARCH 2019 |     11
FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2019

                                                                                                         Closing
                            AGM                                                                          date for                Address for
 #         Branch                                 Venue                   Time        Positions
                            date                                                                         nomina-                 nominations
                                                                                                          tions
                                                                                                                               Branch Secretary,
                                        Manukau Cruising Club, Or-
 1          Auckland      4 Mar 2019                                     7.30 pm    P, VP, T, S, 4 Com   4 Feb 2019      32 Mont le Grand Road, Mt Eden,
                                        pheus Drive, Manukau 1061                                                                Auckland 1024

                            23 Feb                                                                                             Branch Secretary,
 2            Buller                    Star Tavern, Cape Foulwind       7.00 pm      C, S, T, Com       9 Feb 2019
                             2019                                                                                            49 Romilly St, Westport

                            14 Feb      Cashmere Club, Hunter Tce,                                                     Canterbury Secretary, 86 Milns Road,
 3         Canterbury                                                    8.00 pm     C, S, T, 5 Com      14 Jan 2019
                             2019            Christchurch                                                                         Halswell 8025

                          Sunday 5th                                                                                      Branch Secretary, 7 Otaika Rd
 4          Far North                  Whakapara Hall, Whakapara         11.00 am    C VC S T Com        5 Apr 2019
                          May 11am                                                                                          Woodhill, Whangarei 0110

                            2 May        Tatapouri Fishing Club, 58                                                      Branch Secretary, 3 Pohutukawa
 5          Gisborne                                                     7.30 pm    C, VC, S/T, 3 Com    1 Apr 2019
                            2019         Esplanade, Gisborne 4010                                                             Grove, Gisborne 4010

                            1 May      Club Hastings, Upstairs meet-                                                      Branch Secretary, 48A King St,
 6         Hawkes Bay                                                    7.00 pm      P, T, S, 4 Com     1 Apr 2019
                            2019       ing room, Victoria St, Hastings                                                        Taradale, Napier 4112

                            1 May      The Jolly', 93 Mazengarb Rd,                                                      Branch Secretary, 24 Kereru St,
 7         Kapiti Coast                                                  7.30 pm    C, VC, S, T, 5 Com   1 Apr 2019
                            2019        Paraparaumu Beach, Kapiti                                                               Waikanae 5036

                            2 May                                                                                        Branch Secretary, 17 Baynes St,
 8        King Country                    Riverside Lodge, Te Kuiti      7.30 pm      C, S, T, Com       1 Apr 2019
                            2019                                                                                                 Te Kuiti 3910

                            7 May        Bunnythorpe Tavern, Bun-                                                      Branch Secretary, 99A Schnell Drive,
 9         Manawatu                                                      7.30 pm     C, S, T, 3 Com      7 Apr 2019
                            2019                nythorpe                                                                 Kelvin Grove, Palmerston North

                            14 Feb       Redwoodtown Community                      C, VC, S, T, up to                  Branch Secretary, 94 Howick Rd,
 10       Marlborough                                                    7.30 pm                         14 Jan 2019
                             2019        Centre, Weld St, Blenheim                       8 Com                                  Blenheim 7201

                                            Salvation Army Hall,
                           11 April                                                                                     Branch Secretary, 63 Golf Rd, Tahu-
 11          Nelson                          57 Rutherford St.           7.00 pm     C, S, T, 4 Com      21 Jan 2019
                            2019                                                                                               nanui, Nelson 7011
                                             (upstairs) Nelson

                                       231 East Coast Rd, Campbells                                                    Branch Secretary, 30 Blue Gum Drive,
 12       North Harbour   4 Apr 2019                                     7.30 pm    P, VP, T, S, 4 Com   4 Mar 2019
                                              Bay, Auckland                                                                     Warkworth, 9100

                           17 April      Criterion Hotel, 3 Tyne St,                                                      Branch Secretary, 25 Itchen St,
 13        North Otago                                                   7.30 pm    P, VP, S/T, 3 Com    8 Apr 2019
                            2019             South Hill, Oamaru                                                                   Oamaru 9400

                            7 May       Otago Motorcycle Club Tea-                                                      Branch Secretary, 3 Stevenson Rd,
 14           Otago                                                      7.00 pm    C, VC, S, T, 5 Com   31 Mar 2019
                            2019        rooms, 3 Clarke St, Dunedin                                                          Concord, Dunedin 9045

                            5 May        St John Office, Pereriki St,                                                   Branch Secretary, 9 Everard Place,
 15          Rotorua                                                     7.00 pm     C, S, T, 4 Com      29 Mar 2019
                            2019                  Rotorua                                                                  Ngongotaha, Rotorua 3010

                           18 May                                                                                       Branch Secretary, 145 Wicklow St,
 16        Southland                             Venue TBA                 TBA        S, S/T, 3 Com      18 Apr 2019
                            2019                                                                                            Clifton, Invercargill 9812

                            3 May      Inglewood Club, Moa St, Ingle-                                                           Branch Secretary,
 17         Taranaki                                                     7.00 pm     SC, S, T, 4 Com     1 Apr 2019
                            2019                  wood                                                                            192 Kina Rd

                                                                                                                       Branch Secretary, 52 Mahoe Rd, RD2
 18        Taumarunui     9 Apr 2019    RSA, Marae St, Taumarunui        7.00 pm     C, T, S, 3 Com      9 Mar 2019
                                                                                                                               Taumurunui 3992

                            9 May        Taupo Cosmopolitan Club,                                                       Branch Secretary, 51 Kurupae Rd,
 19          Taupo                                                       7.00 pm     C, S, T, 3 Com      9 Apr 2019
                            2019            Taniwha St, Taupo                                                                     Taupo 3330

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FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2019

                                                                                                              Closing
                                 AGM                                                                          date for                Address for
  #           Branch                                    Venue                  Time        Positions
                                 date                                                                         nomina-                nominations
                                                                                                               tions

                                                Tauranga Citizens Club,                                                             Branch Secretary,
  20          Tauranga         16 Apr 2019    170 Thirteenth Ave, Tauranga     7.30 pm   C, VC, S, T, Com     16 Mar 2019      PO Box 160, Seventh Avenue,
                                                         South                                                                       Tauranga 3112

                                                                                                                             Branch Secretary, 2A Poihaere St,
  22           Turangi         6 Mar 2019       Bridge Motel, SH1, Turangi     7.30 pm    C, S ,T, 2 Com      6 Feb 2019
                                                                                                                                      Turangi 3334

                                 12 May               Paeroa RSA,                                                                      40 MacMillan St,
  23     Waihi-Thames Valley                                                   2.00 pm    C, S ,T, 4 Com      12 Apr 2019
                                  2019           67 Belmont Rd, Paeroa                                                          Hill View Park, Katikati 3129

                                              Waikato Commerce Club, 197                                                     14 Brookview Court, Queenwood,
  24           Waikato         6 May 2019                                      7.30 pm   C, VC, S, T, 3 Com   6 Apr 2019
                                              Collingwood St, Hamilton West                                                          Hamilton 3210

                                                                                                                                        Nik Player
                                 20 May              Club Wairarapa,
  25          Wairarapa                                                        7.30 pm     C, S, T, Com       20 Apr 2019         461B High Street South
                                  2019             Essex St, Masterton
                                                                                                                                     Carterton 5713
                                              Club Metro, 13 Ridgway Street,                                                 Coordinator, 33C Pitt St, Wanganui
  26          Wanganui         2 May 2019                                      7.30 pm    C, S, T, 3 Com      2 Apr 2019
                                                       Whanganui.                                                                           4500
                                                Otaki RSA, 9 Raukawa St,                                                     Branch Secretary, 3 Te Nehu Drive,
  27          Wellington       7 May 2019                                      8.00 pm    C, S, T, 4 Com      7 Apr 2019
                                                       Otaki 5512                                                                   Paraparaumu 5032
                                               Hokitika Chartered Club, 42                                                  Westland Branch, 1 West Drive, RD2
  28          Westland         9 April 2019                                    6.30 pm    C, S, T, 4 Com      10 Mar 2019
                                                 Hamilton St, Hokitika                                                                Hokitika 7882

                                              Ohope Chartered Club, Bluett                                                             382 River Rd,
  29         Whakatane         10 Apr 2019                                     7.30 pm    C, VC, S, T, Com    10 Mar 2019
                                                      Rd, Ohope                                                                        Kawerau 3127

Key: C - Coordinator, P - Branch President, VC - Vice Coordinator, VP - Branch Vice President, S - Secretary, T - Treasurer, S/T - Secretary/Treasurer,
Com - Committee

1. This branch AGM Notice has been assembled from a variety of information provided by branches and details from last year. There may be
errors or omissions as some requests have not been answered; contact secretary@ulysses.org.nz with changes that may be printed in the
March Ulyssian.
2. You may use the following Generic Branch Nomination form.

               GENERIC BRANCH AGM NOMINATION FORM 2019
       THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.
       I nominate: 							                                                                             Member No. #

       For the position of: {please circle one}		 Coordinator		 Branch President
       					Vice-Coordinator		Branch Vice-President
       					Branch Treasurer		Branch Secretary
       					Committee Member

       Nomination Accepted by: 						                                                                  Date:

       Nominated by: 							                                                                           Member No. #

       Seconded by: 							                                                                            Member No. #

       All nominations are accepted with no pre-conditions

                                                                                                                            Ulyssian MARCH 2019 |               13
2019 NATIONAL ULYSSES RALLY AND AGM

                                                     2019 RALLY
Your 2019 National rally and AGM is fast         The theme for the Saturday night is           By the time you read this in the
approaching. Taking place on March 29-31,      “Last of the summer wine” so be sure to      Ulyssian registrations will have closed,
registrations are starting to gather pace.     air out your Nora Batty stockings and        but I also realise life isn’t always a
  The fantastic Hastings Club is the base      dust off your flat cap. There will be a      straight line either. So, if you need to
for our event this year, and it's looking to   major prize for the best dressed member      register late or made a last minute
be a fun-packed weekend with plenty of         and there will be a couple of other          decision to attend, let us know so we can
activities to keep us all busy. We will        competitions to keep thing interesting!      help you out. It may mean you have to
have trade displays from Bay                   There will be a live band, but in a room     wait for a t-shirt or badges, but come
Motorcycles, Suzuki dealership and             adjacent to the main venue, so for those     along and join in.
Motorland Yamaha, the new Hawkes Bay           of you who want to have a quiet drink           To simplify registration, follow the link
Yamaha dealer. They will be bringing           and chat without shouting, the main          below to register or copy it into your
along the new demo Yamaha Niken                venue room is for you. As is always the      internet browser
MTX850, a three-wheeled sports bike            case there will be a minibus to get you to      https://docs.google.com/
which will be available for test rides over    and from the event, and subsidised taxis     forms/d/1T4v7Pv1_
the weekend.                                   will be available from the bar.              qOn7ZJUeNdlC02pau_
  Friday night will be a low-key event, so       During the day there will be a choice of   b4QJF5uamiuNeqh0M/edit?usp=sharing
you will have plenty of time to talk and       escorted rides through the spectacular          The team in Hawkes Bay are looking
tell tall stories with mates old and new.      Hawkes Bay, to a popular country pub for     forward to hosting you all this year, so
There will be a prize giving, with prizes      lunch. Or you can explore all that the       come on down to The Bay for a great
for who has travelled furthest to attend       Bay has to offer with wineries,              weekend.
and the oldest member to attend, and all       restaurants and scenic lookouts all          See you there,
sorts of prizes in between.                    within close reach.                          Tiny #8959

                                                                                              25thr!                   2 5t h
                                                                                                                              !
                                                                                              yea                      Ye a r

                Beautiful Baltics
  Royal Rajasthan    Inspiring Iceland
        Yaks & Yetis      Himalayan Heights
     Five Fingers of S.E. sia
                                     v
                                                Dalmatian Delights
            Turkish Treasures                  Morrocan magic
     Awesome Andes                  Spectacular South Africa

              Life is a DARING ADVENTURE or nothing at all !
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OBITUARY

                                               RIP
                           ULYSSES NUMBER 4179
              2 OCTOBER 1947 – 28 DECEMBER 2018                                                   What is Motoevents.co.nz?
                                                                                                  It’s an online service that tells
                                                                                                motorcyclists what events are up
                                                                                                 and coming and how to connect
                                                                                                 with them. Some Ulysses Club
                                                                                                     events may be on here,
                                                                                                 especially those which are open
                                                                                                   to the public. Check it out if
                                                                                                you’re at a loose end and looking
                                                                                                   for a ride, or if your Branch
                                                                                                 wants to let others know what’s
                                                                                                        happening locally.

W
               ith great sadness, the Kapiti     never without pranks, surprises, fun or the
               branch joined alongside           occasional nudity.
               family and friends to bid            A huge personality, wrapped in a small
               farewell to Derek Rivers.         frame, Derek’s smile and catch phrase,
Not so much as a funeral, more a celebra-        “this is the face you can trust”, will be
tion of Derek’s life – and boy, did Derek        missed by all who had his company.
live.                                               Our thoughts are with Derek’s wife Tania
   Born in Nelson, Derek soon developed          and his family.
a solid work ethic, the ability to talk to
anybody and a lifelong love of motorcycles           Sad to say our friend has passed
– 60+ over his life, from BSAs, Sunbeams,            But Derek isn’t gone
BMWs to Derek’s beloved Harleys.                     For he remains in all of us
   Derek was a member of several                     His memory will live on
motorbike clubs, including Nelson’s
Ngatira Motorcycle Club, Wellington Quad             His ride is now forever
club and from 19th July 1998, Kapiti                 A smooth road bathed in sun
Ulysses club.                                        A tail wind, a tank of gas
   Derek rode regularly throughout New               And corners just for fun
Zealand and wherever Derek went,
laughter followed. The ride with Derek was           Derek lived for every day
                                                     And gave life to all around
                                                     Honesty, endeavour, humility
                                                     And laughter were abound
                                                                                               Tours | Track Days | Poker Runs
                                                     So shed a tear if you must
                                                                                                  Rallies | Adventure Riding
                                                     For the passing of our friend
                                                     But be safe in the knowledge                      Racing | Training
                                                     Derek’s love will never end

                                                  For one day we hope to ride again
                                                  Together, father and son                     New Zealand’s only comprehensive
                                                  Mate, pals, partners in crime
                                                                                                    motorcycling events hub
                                                  The friendship will live on
                                                                                                    for Road and Dirt Riders,
                                                 David Bergemann #8344
                                                                                                        North and South.

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BRANCH NEWS

AUCKLAND'S ANSWER                              CANTERBURY TALES                               FAR NORTH FROLIX
Hi all from us in the big smoke.               Welcome from the hot, dry Canterbury           So now Christmas has come and gone,
   The Auckland branch is ticking along        Plains.                                        and 2019 is well and truly here.
nicely, and we have had some great rides,         This shall be my last missive from this        We had a potato dig and Xmas Party in
coffee and conversations and general           position, as you probably know I am            December, both of which were well
socialising. It is good to see members         standing down from the position as             attended. Quite a few members including
participating in these activities.             Branch Coordinator. It had been my             yours truly have done a ‘Ride Forever’
   First off, I must say a big thank you to    intention to do a couple of years while        Course, so we should be able to live
the committee and runs committee for all       someone was bought up to speed and             longer and avoid all the zombie car
of the hard work they have put in over the     slotted into the job.                          drivers better.
past 12 months, it certainly makes my life a      One small problem with this, out of the        About nine members have gone to the
whole lot easier when I have such a            200 plus branch members, no-one really         Burt Munro in Invercargill. If you haven’t
dedicated team. Every one of them has put      wants to take on the job. Why? It isn’t that   been, you’re missing a treat. We went to
their hand up to take on a task, and then      hard. I must admit I tried to do it all and    the last November event. Even bods
they have just run with it. I have enjoyed     thanks to the past and present committee       from Aussie come over for it. Next on my
the last three years as Auckland President,    members, this wasn’t allowed to happen.        bucket list is the Isle of Man TT.
but I am standing down this year, and          You all owe them a huge thank you for          Here’s hoping…
some of our Committee members are              their work over the last few years, and           All too soon we’ll be too sick, too old to
standing down also. But, we have some          although everyone has different                do anything, so you’d better do it now!
new blood coming onto the committee, and       commitments and things happening in            No use saying, “I wish I…”. That’s my
that has to be a positive for the branch –     their lives, they have been a loyal and        excuse for spending it now anyway, and
new blood, new ideas, new enthusiasm.          hardworking team. I can not thank them         I’m sticking to it.
   I can confirm that the Auckland rally       enough or heap enough praise on them.             I am looking forward to the National
held at Port Waikato will be on again this        Those members outside the committee         AGM in Hastings.
year – 15, 16,17 November. The last two        who have been doing all the organising            See you there.
have been a great success, so I am             and ensuring the running of events are            Ride it while you can.
hoping for the same this year.                 the hidden , and although I would like to      Nick Grbin #1688
   We will not be having a Rescue              embarrass you by naming you all, I don’t
Helicopter Ride this year. There are so        think there would be the room in the           GIZZY NEWS
many charity rides these days that it is       NatMag. Please take this as personal           Spur of the moment rides/social get
getting harder and harder to find good         “thank you” from myself and Pam.               together, have been held over the
sponsors and a lot of hard work goes into         We had a good branch get together at        holiday period.
these events with a smaller and smaller        Christmas, and I have been told those             Currently we have four members, plus
return each year. Having said that, the        who manage to attend really enjoyed            two ex Gizzy branch members attending
new committee might decide to run with it      themselves. We had a couple of dinner          the Burt Munro in Invercargill. The
again in future years. I think that the runs   nights/lunches with branch members from        weather’s looking great down there.
committee puts together a runs list that       outside the main city areas, and                  This Ulysses family is a great place to
should suit everyone ie: short, medium         we really need to follow these up with         make great friends for life.
and long rides, so have a look at the list     some more.                                        On January 20th, Gisborne Branch
and pick a ride that is best for you.             On to things of importance to us here,      held our sort of annual St John
   I have been involved with this great        the Helicopter Hunt is in full swing and is    fundraising ride. An awesome Gisborne
club of ours for a long time and I think       still open for entries – have a look on the    day saw a good turnout of people in
that the format we now have – such as          Canterbury website for an entry form –         various modes of transport. Members
having corner markers so nobody can            the St John fundraising ride on ANZAC          from Whakaktane and Napier Ulysses
get lost – is the best it has ever been. It    Day to organise and Rallies and rides to
doesn’t matter if a person is a newcomer       attend. Remember to check the calendar
or a returning rider, we will endeavour to     for updates.
look after them. Remember, there is no            As some will be aware, some branch
substitute for time spent in the saddle to     members are involved in the local
gain experience. I will be going to            motorcycle racing scene not only as
Hastings for our National AGM and am           racers but as officials and flaggies, with
looking forward to catching up with a lot      others helping with escort duties at cycling
of you. If you are heading to the AGM          events, and others doing meals on
yourself and have not booked your              wheels, along with other volunteer work. I
accommodation, I would suggest you do          believe we have got the area well covered.
it sooner rather than later.                      Ride safe out there and, all going to
   Keep the shiny side up.                     plan, we will see you at the National Rally
Clive Thomas # 2383                            and AGM in Hastings
Auckland President                             Stephen Orpwood #2119

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BRANCH NEWS

                                                                                                  Levin at 12:45 after the front had passed. A
                                                                                                  good pace up SH1 saw us arrive in
                                                                                                  Turangi in time for a good soaking in the
                                                                                                  Tokaanu hot pools. A feed of Turangi's
                                                                                                  finest sweet ‘n’ sour carrot (wasn't much
                                                                                                  pork), a few medicinal libations, and
                                                                                                  Richard's outrageous stories saw a good
                                                                                                  night ensue. Sleep was rudely cut short for
                                                                                                  most of us when the wind began howling in
                                                                                                  the night, with most of us getting up at
                                                                                                  some point to check on the bikes.
                                                                                                  Following an early start and tasty brekkie
                                                                                                  we headed off around the west side of the
                                                                                                  mountains to enjoy some fine weather,
                                                                                                  great roads, and little traffic (to the extent
                                                                                                  that we had the Parapara’s to ourselves
                                                                                                  and all those corners to enjoy at our own
                                                                                                  pace - priceless. The Himatangi straights
                                                                                                  were a different matter with a howling
                                                                                                  westerly that made riding a bit gnarly in
                                                                                                  the extreme.
joined us. It was so great to have them           and games on the Friday, with Tim
along, and they didn’t get lost on my             entertaining for an hour or so. It’s going      Gisborne Overnighter (Jan 19-20
mystery tour of Gisborne.                         to be a cracker. Any difficulties with          2019) – written by Andrew
   With a few activities/ideas in the pipeline,   registration should be now fixed, and              It was a party of one that left BP on
our summer riding will be fun filled.             time is running out to register. The cut-off    Saturday morning to meet up with Paul
   Safe riding                                    date is 28th February. Maybe too late by        at the Puketapu hotel near Taradale. We
Chrissy #5993                                     the time the Ulyssian comes out. But            headed on to Gisborne to spend a very
Gisborne Branch President                         here’s hoping.                                  pleasant evening at the holiday park. The
                                                     We look forward to seeing you here.          ride home was via Tiniroto to Wairoa.
HAWKES BAY HAPPENINGS                             Cheers Barry #8175                              100km of corners and worth a ride. Just
Back to school they went, so now we                                                               watch the road surface as road markings
know the best times to be out riding              KAPITI CAPERS                                   are novel in this part of the country. After
again.                                            In this issue we acknowledge with a             meeting up with Tony and Mark at
   It’s been too hot here for good riding         heavy heart the passing of Derek Rivers,        Puketapu for lunch we headed over the
though. Anything over 30 degrees and              member #4179. Derek, a 20-year                  Gentle Annie in 27 degrees. The road
you get tar melting. That makes it                member, passed away peacefully at his           surface was suffering under the heat and
interesting on some corners. Is it my             home on the 28th of December and will           was treacherous in places. Arriving home
imagination, or do they actually use              be greatly missed. RIP Derek.                   in Kapiti for dinner after a great
cheap or watered-down tar here in New               Since our last posting we have had            weekend's riding in amazing weather.
Zealand? I’ve never noticed tar melts             numerous rides and our Christmas lunch,
happening in the places I’ve driven in            this year at Cobb and Co in Levin, and of       Fish n Chip ride to Mr Grumpy’s,
overseas. If this is true, I guess it comes       course our usual monthly coffee                 Foxton Beach (Jan 26 2019)
down to economics.                                mornings. One ride in particular stands         written by John
   We have had a few runs in the                  out for me and that was our Mystery Ride            On Saturday evening we left
December/January period, none of which            on the 13th January. Nine Bikes headed          Paraparaumu at 5pm with pickups along
I have personally been able to attend. My         over the Paekakariki and Rimutaka Hill          the way and cruised to Foxton, arriving a
family were home for Christmas and a              roads, on to Masterton then out to              little after 6pm. After a hearty feed of fish
spell in hospital being my main excuses.          Castlepoint for a brief look-see. We            ‘n’ chips, we headed over to the
   I think from memory we haven’t                 retraced our steps back to the Tinui Café       Manawatu Marine Boating Club
normally organised much in January in             & Bar for lunch. A perfect day's ride, no       launching area where we had a look at
the past because of annual leave and              wind and plenty of sunshine.                    one of the largest boats built in New
family. It certainly showed with some                                                             Zealand, Michael Hill's 40 metre
poor turnouts over January. Here’s                Turangi overnighter (Dec 10 2018)               catamaran waiting for final fit out before
hoping for better groups for February.            – written by Andrew                             launching sometime in March. We then
   Planning for the 2019 National AGM is            Metservice were actually right with their     rode to Shannon and headed south and
going well. We have some bike displays,           forecast for this trip. Fortunately, the RSVP   home, another great ride.
and a great band for the Saturday night           option on the website enabled the group to          All the best for 2019.
function. There are going to be lots of fun       discuss options in advance and we left          John Rolls (#7221)

                                                                                                               Ulyssian MARCH 2019 |        19
BRANCH NEWS

                                                                                          Xmas BBQ which is held on the Monday
                                                                                          of Wellington Anniversary. This is a great
                                                                                          social afternoon with the club providing
                                                                                          the meat and bread and members
                                                                                          bringing a salad or desert. Thanks to
                                                                                          Malcolm and Mary-Ray Bowling for
                                                                                          hosting us in their lovely sheltered
                                                                                          garden. Members Bruce Ebbett and
                                                                                          Eddie Bell were also presented with their
                                                                                          20 year badges.
                                                                                            Our coffee mornings have been well
                                                                                          supported and enjoyed by members and
                                                                                          their partners with around 20-25 people
                                                                                          for coffee or brunch on a Saturday
                                                                                          morning. Recent venues were Cafe
                                                                                          Soskys, which includes a collection of
                                                                                          racing cars, and Murrayfields Cafe
                                                                                          near Levin.
                                                                                            Preparations are getting underway for
                                                                                          the National Rally in nearby Hawkes Bay.
                                                                                          Murray Cross #7908
                                                                                          Manawatu Co-Ordinator

                                                                                          MARLBOROUGH MUSINGS
                                                                                          Greetings from the Marlborough Branch
                                              goods for them to reminisce over. The       once again.
                                              keen ones in the group then moved on to        The summer riding season is almost
                                              a private American car collection, based    over, and I hope you all got some great
                                              around the 1950s. The cars were             rides in. Our members attended the
                                              supported by other memorabilia including    usual round of Toy Runs in The Top of
                                              jukeboxes and life-sized manikins of        The South. Nelson, Westport and our
                                              James Dean and Marilyn Monroe.              own Marlborough one and our Branch
                                                The December ride was the Woodville       Back To Basics Rally will have been and
                                              Lions Coast to Coast Charity ride. One of   gone when you get this Ulyssian. We had
 MANAWATU MURMURS                             the branches members, Ron Mabey, has        good support from Christchurch
    The Manawatu Branch has had an            been involved with organising this event    members, and it was good to see Mike
interesting last three months.                for many years. This is also the branches   Dew this year too.
    The November club ride was cancelled      main charity event and was well                Our local Branch AGM has been held,
due to weather, but the previous week         supported by our members again this         one new nomination, so a welcome extra
we had the first midweek evening “Pie &       year. The weather Gods were kind and        committee member – thanks Carol. Apart
Pint” ride. A second evening ride saw         around 300 riders entered the event.        from that, the same great committee as
only three members, including yours           This Lions Club event is a major fund       last year and myself as Coordinator.
truly, enjoy a stunning Friday night in the   raiser for the Palmerston North                Over the next twelve months we will be
backwoods of Pahiatua and Eketahuna.          Rescue Helicopter                           busy organising the 2020 National Rally
A great ride despite a local cat that            January is normally a quiet month, as    & AGM. The venue, caterers and band
mounted a kamikaze raid on the lead           many members are away on holiday or         have all been booked, and we have a
rider’s front wheel and coming off            busy with family. We managed to fit in a    theme sorted for the Saturday night
second best.                                  couple of evening rides, including a Fish   function. However, there is still a lot of
    Our monthly coffee morning was a little   & Chip run to Mr Grumpys at Foxton          detail to sort out!
different in December. A good sized           Beach. All the meals were pre-ordered          Branch-wise we are doing all right.
group met at Tui HQ, Mangatainoka, for        by individuals and the shop did a great     Once a month we have a club night –
brunch and departed at 12.00 to visit a       job having everybody’s food ready when      dinner at a different venue each time,
private motorcycle collection near            we arrived. Dinner was eaten on the         followed by some socialising, always a
Woodville. The collection is mainly           tables down by the beach. It was a          good night. Our regular Saturday coffee
off-road bikes but there were sufficient      beautiful still night and the group also    mornings are well supported, and the
road bikes, including a Gold Wing and         visited Michael Hill’s new boat that was    Retreads Thursday rides for lunch
trailer with nearly 1,000 accessory lights    being assembled beside the Foxton           somewhere, they’re always good for
fitted. The wives who joined in enjoyed       Boat Club.                                  a laugh.
viewing a selection of old household            The main January event is our belated        Sunday rides fluctuate with numbers

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attending each week, sometimes good                                                            and the cars were then mixed up with the
and sometimes bad. I don’t know what                                                           riders getting impatient and trying to
the answer is to attract more Sunday                                                           barge their way through.
riders. I expect it is a sign of the times.                                                       Lucky it was a wet day, so we did not
   Five from Marlborough including                                                             have the usual 200+ riders that we
myself will be at the National Rally &                                                         usually have. Needless to say our
AGM in Hastings at the end of March,                                                           committee is now working out a plan as
looking forward to catching up with                                                            to how we are going to overcome this for
everyone again.                                                                                the end of this year.
   Our Branch membership is fairly static.                                                        Many of us are heading down to the
We have been happy to welcome some                                                             Burt Munro Rally so we will see you there.
new members to our club recently and                                                           Lorraine #1117
hope they enjoy it as much as I do.
   Don’t forget to join us at any of our events                                                NORTH HARBOUR NEWS
if you are passing through the district.                                                       Our branch finished off the year with an
   Till Next Time “Keep The Rubber On                                                          excellent Christmas Bash, we had a
The Road”.                                                                                     great turn-out and also had some visitors
Kelvin Watson #3602.                                                                           from the Auckland Branch to help with
Marlborough Coordinator.                                                                       the celebrations.
                                                                                                  As with many branches we have had a
NELSON NIBBLES                                    their hands up to be on committee for        few defections at renewal time, if you have
Wow, what amazing weather we have                 this coming year.                            a friend who has not renewed please
been having. Too much of a good thing                We are not doing as many overnighters     encourage them to change their mind, the
now though. Everywhere is crispy brown            as we used to, but the one we have kept      strength of our club is in the hands of our
and we are facing water restrictions.             going is to Karamea, which is happening      members, not just the Branch Committee
   Riding in 30-degree temps has been             this weekend.                                or National Committee.
tough. When you stop you just melt. Not              Our annual Toy Run turned into               Unfortunately, most don’t tell us why
to mention the wet tar on the roads.              something we did not expect! Two weeks       they are not renewing. Are we doing
However, we have had some memorable               out from the event we were told by           something wrong, is the club not meeting
rides dodging the myriads of campers              Tasman District Council that we could not    their expectations, maybe they are not
and other tourists on the roads.                  run this event as we did not have a          riding any more or have health issues? If
   A new event we created in November             Traffic Management Plan or professional      you are no longer riding that is no reason
was an overnighter to Kopara to                   traffic managers to do roundabout control    to resign your membership, you are
commemorate our recently passed                   etc. They also told the police that they     always welcome to come by car at
coordinator Terry Reynolds. He loved              were not to support us anymore.              any time.
nothing better than dabbling around with             Bloody hell! We have been running this       Although the weather has been good
old machinery and gadgets, including              event for 33 years with absolutely no        for riding the conditions on some of our
old guns.                                         problems and no incidences. Our              roads has been crap, with excessive tar
   Kopara, is in a remote location on the         secretary ran around like a madman           bleed and loose metal lifting out of the
West Coast, inland from Greymouth                 getting a professional Traffic               tar which is spreading all over our cars
where the Black Powder club meet and              Management Plan put together by a            and bikes. We have even seen TV
where Terry went regularly. A small               professional (we had to pay for this, of     coverage of the tar lifting in strips under
group, including his wife Jean all rode           course) which still was not accepted         car wheels. At the moment we are
down for an overnighter and were made             because apparently we all have to go         visiting family in Melbourne where the
extremely welcome. They even got to               through some sort of training course to      temperature is 39-degrees, so far we
have a go with a blunderbuss.                     be “Traffic Controllers’.                    have seen NO tar bleed, so what are the
   We have sold all our allocated                    We basically told them that we are        NZ roading contractors putting in our tar
motorcycle raffle tickets. Great choices          doing it anyway so were told in no           to give it such a low melting point and
this year. Well done to Wayne and team            uncertain terms that we had to stick to      how do we get the roading authorities to
for setting this up.                              the road rules i.e. give way at              put a stop to it?
   For the first time in a long time our          roundabouts, stop at red lights (the            Our Branch AGM is being held 4th
Nelson branch has signed up more                  police used to change these to green for     April at the Pupuke Golf Club.
members than those that chose to leave.           us as we came through), and give way at      Nominations will be closed by the time
Surprise, surprise most of these new              intersections (the police also used to       you read this, but will be published via
members are in their 40s and 50s. We              wave us through these so all the bikes       Mail Chimp to give members a chance to
must be doing something right at last.            could stick together). The result being      do a postal ballot if they wish, but we
These new members have brought along              was that we were all put at risk from        would rather everyone came to our
a great supply of new ideas for us to             traffic barging in wherever, the whole       branch meeting as you are the ones that
work with and already, some have put              group of riders getting split up for miles   keep our branch strong. I would like to

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thank the present committee for their         OTAGO OFFERINGS                                “Yours Truly in full
combined efforts in keeping our branch        Great summer weather has allowed all           Xmas Celebration
                                                                                             Mode”
running smoothly: Barry Holland –             rides to take place over recent months.
Branch VP, Tracy Unstead – Secretary,         Highlights have been catching up with
Julia Kelly – Treasurer along with Rob        members from North Otago and
Bissett (Runs Coordinator), Les Duffield      Southland, with some North Otago
(Ronnie Run Coordinator) and Andy             members joining us at our Herbert
Kelly as committee members. Also,             Domain picnic and the Xmas BBQ in
thanks to N/L Editor – Craig McEwan,          December on the peninsular.
Sheriff – Peter Webb, Welfare Officer         The Secret Santa Fairy attended the
– Annette Bissette and Webman – Peter         BBQ and dished out some wondersome
Unstead. We must also thanks Diane            gifts to all. Nine from North Otago also     stepping up for the role. We have a core
Webb and her helpers for handling the         met Otago members at Palmerston for          of active riders, all have abilities that
raffles over many years and, of course,       our Twilight ride for fish ‘n’ chips.        would suit the position, and I would hate
everyone who has taken a branch ride          Southland members met us at Gore in          to see the situation of becoming
or contributed in other ways. No-one can      November and at Tapanui in December,         leaderless, and facing dissolution.
do the President/Coordinator job without      although this was more of a coincidental        We have an active Rides Committee,
the support of their partner, a very          event, with both groups meeting at a         offering us varied experiences to
special thank you to Dale as                  rural crossroad at exactly the same          different destinations. These continue to
quartermaster and for all the support         time, with all going on to share lunch       be great fun, but attended by the same
she has given me over the last 27 years       in Tapanui.                                  few. I spoke to members of another
as I have fulfilled various committee            More catch-ups are planned.               branch recently, who said that while they
positions in the Auckland and                 By Mike 7808                                 were gaining some new, and younger,
North Harbour Branches and the                                                             members, these recent riders were not
National Committee.                           ROTORUA FLASHPOINT                           particularly interested in functions like
   With the National AGM & Rally coming       Our Branch Xmas dinner was a beauty,         rallies, or even the A.G.M. We need to do
up you should be making sure you have         and made all the more memorable by the       better at what we do! We are all aware
purchased your National Bike Raffle           giving out of Service badges to those        that all sports, service, and social clubs
tickets, if you have missed out give me a     stalwarts maintaining the steady             face difficult times at present – stay solid,
call on 027 289 1018 or com.1@ulysses.        progress of the Club. Long may the           committed, and inventive! P.C. does not
org.nz. It would be great if the winner       disgracefulness continue.                    necessarily mean politically correct, it
was at our National Rally when the              My sad news this edition is that           could be “progressive club”, or
winning ticket is pulled from the barrel by   personal commitments mean I will not be      “participation and comradeship”, or “party
a local policeman.                            continuing as Coordinator after our          conduct”, etc., so get up and going!
   Don’t forget if you are coming to our      Branch A.G.M. at the beginning of May.          I have my book of raffle tickets, so will
area check out our website for club night,    These extra other duties mean I cannot       be on a new bike come April!
dinner night and rides at www.                honestly fulfil the role of Coordinator of      Cheers, stay upright with a mean
ulyssesnorthharbour.org.nz or give me a       the branch to a full and proper extent. I    lean angle,
call. We’re a friendly bunch so come and      did make this position known to the          FLASH 1272
enjoy our hospitality.                        Branch members at our December
L.Wayne Painter #1756NZ                       meeting as I would like there to be at       SOUTHLAND “SCRIBBLES”
North Harbour Branch President                least one, hopefully more, candidates        Hi from the Deep South,
                                                                                              I hope Club members had an
                                                                                           enjoyable time with family and friends
                                                                                           over the festive season and are now
                                                                                           getting out and about and enjoying the
                                                                                           riding opportunities that summer
                                                                                           provides.
                                                                                               Reflecting on the period since the last
                                                                                           report, the final Branch event for 2018
                                                                                           was our Xmas function held on a
                                                                                           member’s property located near Winton.
                                                                                           Members were required to meet at a
                                                                                           central city location before commencing
                                                                                           a “mystery” ride of approx. 80km. During
                                                                                           the ride they visited two places of interest
                                                                                           before reaching the “mystery” destination
                                                                                           where they enjoyed a BBQ meal
                                                                                           organised by our hosts. Prior to the

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