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THE VIEW
June 2020
Emergency on the Sports Court
photo by Graham Jones
story on page 12
THE VIEW | www.scshca.com
HOURS OF OPERATION
CONTACT INFORMATION Please check www.scshca.com/coronavirus
Sun City Shadow Hills Community Association for updated information.
80-814 Sun City Boulevard, Indio, CA 92203 ASSOCIATION OFFICE
www.scshca.com | 760-345-4349 Monday – Friday | 9 AM – 12 PM, 1 – 4 PM
Homeowner Association (HOA) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 1 By Appointment Only
Montecito Clubhouse Fax . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 760-772-9891 First Saturday of the Month | Closed
Montecito Clubhouse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2120 LIFESTYLE DESK | Daily | 8 AM – 5 PM
Montecito Fitness Center . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2111 Business Center Only
Santa Rosa Clubhouse Fax . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 760-342-5976
MONTECITO CLUBHOUSE | Closed
Santa Rosa Clubhouse. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2201
Shadow Hills Golf Club South . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2305 MONTECITO FITNESS CENTER | Closed
Shadow Hills Golf Club North . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2211 SANTA ROSA CLUBHOUSE | Closed
Shadows Restaurant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2311
SHADOWS RESTAURANT
Jefferson Front Gate (Phases 1 & 2) . . . . . . . 760-345-4458
Take-Out | Daily | 10 AM – 8 PM
Avenue 40 Front Gate (Phase 3) . . . . . . . . . . 760-342-4725
Rich Smetana, General Manager GOLF SNACK BAR | Closed
richard.smetana@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2102
SANTA ROSA BISTRO | Closed
Tyler Ingle, Controller
tyler.ingle@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2203 MONTECITO CAFÉ | Closed
Bob Pantanella, Community Safety Director All hours are subject to change.
robert.pantanella@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2202 Visit www.scshca.com for the latest hours.
Jesse Barragan, Facilities Maintenance Director
jesse.barragan@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2403
Connie King, Lifestyle Director
connie.king@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2124
Desiree Porras, Fitness Director
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Liz Gutierrez, Lifestyle Coordinator Sun City Shadow Hills Community Association.
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Veronica Moya, Lifestyle Coordinator or reprinted without the written permission of SCSHCA.
veronica.perez@associa.us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2122 MISSION STATEMENT
Gus Ramirez, Communications Manager To promote the community and recognize the individuals
gus.ramirez@associa.us. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2204 who contribute to the identity of the community, and to impart
Rolland Vaughn, GM of Shadow Hills Golf Club information relevant to the community as a whole.
rmvaughn@troon.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ext. 2301 COMMUNICATIONS ADVISORY COMMITTEE
Arnold Choy; Aggie Jordan;
SCSH Community Association Board of Directors
Lee Powell; Vicki Prince
Kim Fuller, President . . . . . . . . . . . . kim.fuller@scshca.com
Fera Mostow, VP. . . . . . . . . . . . . fera.mostow@scshca.com STAFF
Bruce Marley, Treasurer . . . . . . . bruce.marley@scshca.com Editor-in-Chief | Rich Smetana, General Manager
Linda Aasen, Secretary . . . . . . . . . linda.aasen@scshca.com Production Manager | Gus Ramirez, Communications Manager
Johnny Goodrum, Member . johnny.goodrum@scshca.com To inquire about articles, content, and advertising
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Gus Ramirez, Communications Manager,
at 760-345-4349, ext. 2204.
2 | June 2020
NEWS FROM THE BOARD |
PRESIDENT’S REPORT
KIM FULLER | PRESIDENT
A Message from Your Treasurer
With all the financial questions about the HOA and how the “Stay at Home” directive has affected us, I thought
it appropriate we take a moment to listen to our Treasurer, Bruce Marley, as he oversees the financial health of
our HOA. Keep in mind this article was submitted on May 5, 2020. Please stay healthy and safe. And now, Bruce
Marley’s letter:
Greetings, fellow neighbors of Entering this unprecedented December 31, 2017, and 2.05 on
Sun City Shadow Hills Community challenge, our community’s December 31, 2018. As you can
Association (SCSHCA). The intent financial resources were among see, the Board has worked to
of this communication is to the strongest in the valley! As of increase this key measure and,
describe where your HOA is December 31, 2019, our financials while no one could have
financially and to highlight the show SCSHCA as having anticipated COVID-19, we find
measures our management $2,158,205 of working capital on SCSHCA in a good position to get
company, Desert Resource hand, equal to 2.80 months of through this challenge.
Management (DRM), and our Operating Fund monthly The 2020 budget preliminarily
onsite manager for Golf and assessments. This is a good thing. forecast year-end (December 31,
Food/Beverage operations, Troon, Industry measures suggest from 2020) working capital of
are taking in response to the 1 to 3 months should be on hand. $1,827,005, equal to 2.34 months.
COVID-19 pandemic. The 2.80 compares to 1.20 on …CONTINUED
Both DRM and Troon have
already taken significant steps to
reduce costs, while at the same
time ensuring that our community
is well maintained and ready for
when this pandemic comes to an
Next Board Meeting and
end. Please note that we continue Meet a Board Member:
to ensure resident safety by
maintaining our security at full Please check www.scshca.com/coronavirus
strength and to preserve the
for updated information.
quality and ambience of our
common areas, both deemed
essential by the Board.
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PRESIDENT’S REPORT
…CONTINUED
The decline is because the So, with that in mind, here is Summary
Board decided to reduce your what we are doing right now to I hope you have found this
2020 dues to the current account for the significant useful. Please remember three
$273/month, from the balanced anticipated shortfalls for Golf and things:
budget of $281. We made this Food/Beverage (Troon) and to 1. All figures used in this article are
decision because we had the control costs in general (DRM): subject to further review and
ability to do so, and we wanted audit. I intend to provide
Troon updates on an ongoing basis as
to keep dues reasonable while
At this very early point in time, we learn more.
retaining our solid working capital Troon is forecasting that combined 2. These decisions by Troon and
position. This working capital will losses directly attributable to the DRM have affected over 50
be used to offset increased pandemic will add over $300,000 employees spread between
expenses, so monthly dues are not to budgeted 2020 losses those two companies. We are all
expected to increase in 2020 as a associated with these golf and in this together, and I ask that
result of the pandemic. food and beverage. If you might you think about all the Troon
Adding to the ongoing financial recall, the monthly budgeted and DRM employees who are
strength of SCSHCA are two subsidy for these two components struggling with the decisions
significant aspects of our structure. was approximately $40/month per that were made and consider
One, we continue to collect residence. This $300,000 equates supporting the local food banks
monthly dues of $273 from our to $7.25/month per residence, and other such services.
3,450 homeowners, which totals which will be paid for out of 3. Chances are we will be dealing
$941,850 per month. Two, we have working capital as previously with COVID-19 through May,
over $13,000,000 in our Reserves/ mentioned. given current “government”
Replacement Fund. While the words and actions. We will
DRM be looking closely at all areas of
monthly dues may vary slightly if
Our management company expense as needed, while at the
some homeowners are unable to made immediate cuts to some same time working to preserve
make their payments, our current maintenance areas, such as and protect the quality of our
delinquency rate is less than 1%. housekeeping, especially because amenities.
As for Reserves, while these funds both clubhouses are shut down, Please feel free to reach out to
are set aside for specific Common along with other areas that will me or other Board members with
Area replacement needs for many not require ongoing attention. your thoughts and comments.
years to come, it is reassuring to Additionally, there were cuts in the Regards,
know we have “money in the AV (audio visual) area, along with BRUCE MARLEY
bank.” cuts in the Fitness Department. Treasurer, SCSHCA
4 | June 2020
NEWS FROM THE BOARD |
Finance Advisory Committee (FAC)
BY BILL WETHE | CHAIR
Work Completed
During the month of May, the FAC continued its
work with the Board as well as with DRM and Troon
management on behalf of the Association including:
• Review and recommend Board approval of the
unaudited April 2020 financial statements of the
Association including the:
• financial statements prepared by DRM/Associa,
Troon and the Controller.
• combining and combined financial statements
included in the Treasurer’s report prepared by the Work in Process
Controller. FAC and the FAC Subcommittee have several items
• summary financial information on financial position we are working on including:
and results of operations included in the Controller’s • Review and written comments and recommendation
report to the Board. on the engagement of the Reserve Consultant for
• condensed Association financial information to be the preparation and update of the 2021 Reserve
published in The View magazine. Study.
• Review of the year-to-date variance analysis prepared • Initial work on the 2021 Reserve Study including
by the Controller on the: review of estimated remaining useful life and
• 2020 Operating Fund revenues and expenses. estimated replacement cost of long-lived assets.
• 2020 Replacement Fund expenses for the purchase • Review and written comments and recommendations
and replacement of common area real property on the potential contract for bulk internet service
components and interfund transfers to the Operating with Frontier Communications.
Fund for the purchase and replacement of common We Would Like to Add More Members
area personal property and equipment components.
As you may have already read or heard, FAC has
• Review of the 2020 Forecast (4+8) of the Operating
three openings on the Committee. We would love to
Fund and Replacement Fund as compared to the
hear from you if you have an interest in serving on the
2020 Budget and the 2020 3+9 Forecast prepared
FAC or on the FAC Subcommittee. Please contact the
by the Controller. author if you would like to discuss completing an
• Review and recommend Board approval of the April
Advisory Committee Interest Form. I would be pleased
2020 bank statements, bank reconciliations, and to talk about any questions you may have and provide
investment account statements. you important information to aid you in your decision-
• Regular meeting of FAC held on May 15, 2020, via making.
audio and video conference call.
• For the Board meeting on May 18, 2020: Further information
• preparation of the FAC monthly written report to Additional FAC Members: Larry Anderson, Steve Proia,
the Board. Carey Thompson, Bob Giovannettone, and Bob Jester. FAC
• review of the Controller monthly written report to Subcommittee Members on the Replacement Fund and
the Board. Reserve Study: Chris Stevens, Don Salvatore, Steve Proia,
• Review and make a recommendation to the Board Carey Thompson, and Bill Wethe, Chair.
on the modification and extension of the contract
with the property protection contractor. Contact the author at finance@scshca.com
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TREASURER’S REPORT
BRUCE MARLEY | TREASURER
Contact the author at
bruce.marley@scshca.com
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NEWS FROM THE BOARD |
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ADVISORY COMMITTEES
CITY DEVELOPMENT COORDINATING COMMITTEE
citydevelopment@scshca.com
Chair: Erica Hedlund
COMMUNICATIONS ADVISORY COMMITTEE
communications@scshca.com
COVENANTS COMMITTEE
covenants@scshca.com
Co-Chairs: Traci Barnett Hone & Lee Powell
DESIGN REVIEW COMMITTEE
designreview@scshca.com
Chair: Ted Shettler
EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS SUBCOMMITTEE
epsc@scshca.com
Chair: Jeff Kirkpatrick
FACILITIES & SERVICES ADVISORY COMMITTEE
facilities.services@scshca.com
From The Library
Chair: John Petersen BY CINDY DEGRAF
FINANCE ADVISORY COMMITTEE
finance@scshca.com As this article goes to the publisher, the Montecito
Chair: Bill Wethe library is closed due to coronavirus concerns. Until
FOOD & BEVERAGE COMMITTEE further notice, we will not be taking any returns or
foodbeverage@scshca.com donations. You will be notified when we are again up
Chair: Jurgen Gross and operating.
GOLF ADVISORY COMMITTEE Many of us are using all this extra down time to get a
golf@scshca.com little more reading done. If you need more reading
Chair: Dennis Hooper
material, you can sign up for online access to our
HEALTH & FITNESS ADVISORY COMMITTEE Indio library. Go to www.rivlib.info for more info. If you
healthfitness@scshca.com
prefer, the Palm Springs Library is also offering a free
Chair: Rick Halla
90-day temporary card. Go to www.palmspringsca.gov/
INFORMATION ADVISORY COMMITTEE
government/departments/library and click on My
information@scshca.com
Chair: Stacia Armstrong Account to register for a temporary card.
LANDSCAPE ADVISORY COMMITTEE Please contact Barbara Perler at 760-772-4484 or
landscape@scshca.com baramp@verizon.net if you have any questions or
Chair: Chris Stevens comments about the library. Thank you for supporting
LIFESTYLE ADVISORY COMMITTEE our library, and stay safe.
lifestyles@scshca.com
Chair: Pamela Castro-Lee
SAFETY ADVISORY COMMITTEE
safety@scshca.com Until further notice, please keep all books
Chair: Ed Chavez at home. When the appropriate time comes,
we will let you know when to begin
Interested in joining a Committee? Stop by the HOA
office and fill out an Advisory Committee Interest Form.
returning them to the clubhouse.
8 | June 2020
ASSOCIATION NEWS |
Design Review Committee (DRC)
BY TED SHETTLER | CHAIR
We hope this article finds everyone in our community this situation does not occur often. When it does
healthy and safe. occur, the DRC looks to the broader charge given it
This month we will address two subjects: the first, by the CC&Rs: to enhance and preserve the visual
frequent questions directed toward members of the character of the community; to ensure all changes to
Design Review Committee; the second, maintenance. the exterior of the property should conform to and
Individual DRC members are often asked a question harmonize with the existing surroundings, dwelling
that boils down to whether some change is permitted. units, landscaping and structures.
Any answer from a single DRC member is advisory; The DRC evaluates unique HIAs using this guidance
approval comes from a DRC meeting. Any change that and these principles. To minimize uncertainty in areas
consists of a like-for-like replacement is permitted and where HIAs are frequently submitted, the DRC has
does not require submission of a Home Improvement provided some guidance. For example, a set of
Application (HIA). So, if a homeowner wants to replace approved paint colors has been made available.
a plant with the same kind of plant, repaint using the The principal function of the DRC and the reason the
same colors, replenish a yard’s rock with the same kind CC&Rs mandated a set of Design Rules are to maintain
of rock, replace a door with the same kind of door, or and improve property values. As our community ages,
some other like-for-like replacement, the homeowner the maintenance of individual properties becomes
is authorized to proceed without submitting an HIA. of greater interest and higher priority. As every
Any other change requires the homeowner to submit homeowner knows, the maintenance of an owner’s
an HIA. Before submitting an HIA for approval, the property is not the sole determinant of that property’s
DRC advises a homeowner to review the Design Rules value: the maintenance and appearance of the
because the DRC must disapprove a proposed change neighboring properties affect that value as well.
that is not in accord with the Design Rules. Also, a Maintenance issues brought to the DRC’s attention
homeowner that submits an HIA is advised to provide may seem minor, yet their effect adversely affects the
sufficient information with that HIA so the DRC can value of the offending and neighboring properties.
readily assess the conformity of the proposed change Replenishing rock, maintaining the paint on property-
with the Design Rules. If an HIA is ambiguous or its line walls, and eliminating weeds in yards are fairly
conformity with the Design Rules cannot be determined common maintenance issues and sources of
unequivocally, the DRC is obliged to disapprove the complaints. The DRC has initiated periodic inspections
HIA so that it can be clarified and resubmitted. to assess the degree to which maintenance issues
Of course, an HIA can propose a change not represent a problem for our community.
addressed explicitly by the Design Rules. Fortunately, Contact the author at designreview@scshca.com
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SUN CITY SHADOW HILLS EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS
Emergency Preparedness Sub-Committee (EPSC)
BY JEFF KIRKPATRICK | CHAIR
What Are You Going To Do When glove box or home first aid kit is wholly inadequate
for a large-scale event.
No One Answers At 911?
• Consider placing several A-B-C Type fire extinguishers
Now here is a “worst-case” scenario if there ever was in your home in the event a fire breaks out. The
one! The great big earthquake or some other calamity greatest cause of damage to buildings following an
strikes us here in the Coachella Valley and takes out our earthquake is fire. Gas lines rupture, electrical systems
telephone systems including 911 and E-911 services. short and spark, and firefighting water supplies dry
You’ll recall, from an earlier article in the March 2020 up. Once you have the extinguishers, learn how to
View, that 911 services are for hard-wired, landline use them effectively with the P-A-S-S method.
telephones; and, E-911 services are for cell phones. • Consider stocking up on drinking water and food to
Both systems have different operating infrastructures, accommodate your household for at least 14 days.
but the loss of those infrastructures caused by a Here in the desert two gallons of fresh water per
large-scale disaster is possible and could be life- and day/per person is recommended. Large calamities
property-threatening. can damage our drinking water supply along with
Any calamity great enough to take out our telephone our grocery supply chains that use our freeways,
infrastructures will probably be strong enough to airports, and railroads.
cause significant damage and destruction to our • Consider your existing medical conditions and
communities with potential byproducts of structural needs and how to provide for them now, before an
collapse, fire, injury, death, and other problems – all emergency exists. Do you require supplemental
requiring first responders to react. But, if the telephone oxygen, kidney dialysis, etc., requiring special
systems are out of action, what will you do when you equipment? How will you replenish them, power
cannot summon first responders? them, etc.? Do you keep an extra supply of your
Have you prepared yourselves and your loved ones medications just for emergencies?
for major emergencies? Finally consider becoming part of the solution and
not contributing to the problem. Join the EPSC and
• Consider enrolling in a First Aid/Cardiopulmonary
become a Division Captain and recruit your neighbors
Resuscitation rescue class. The greatest cause of
to help you. Attend the HOA Disaster Preparedness-
death following a major quake is fear-stressed heart
101 seminar and learn how to be prepared for all
attacks. The classes are usually no cost or low cost,
emergencies.
take a few hours to complete, and provide terrific
Become a member of the EPSC Volunteer Cadre and
peace of mind while arming you with the knowledge
become a neighborhood first responder!
of how to save a life.
• Consider building your own first aid kit with an Please join us and become prepared!
emphasis on stopping bleeding, immobilization of It really is quite easy!
broken limbs, and infection control. Your typical Contact the author at epsc@scshca.com.
10 | June 2020ASSOCIATION NEWS |
Health & Fitness Advisory Committee
BY HEIDI WORCESTER
Lee Powell – Exerciser Extraordinaire Bill & Gail Stewart – Locked Down but Not
During these unusual times, Locked Out
residents have become quite Bill and I love road biking and hiking; fortunately for
creative in order to accomplish their us, these activities are still allowed. Wearing a face
workout goals. Lee Powell is one of mask and staying six feet away from other people is a
those residents. After moving to small price to pay for the rewards of outdoor exercise.
SCSH in 2007, he earned the title Lately we have
“Fitness Enthusiast of the Year.” been heading to
He has also served as a volunteer at the Lifestyle desk Garner Valley to hike
for 11 years. He’s one busy guy! up to the Pacific
Before the clubhouses were shut down, Lee enjoyed Crest Trail. It’s a
a range of activities: gym equipment, fitness classes, beautiful ridge walk
and riding his bike to and from the fitness center. with very few people.
He got hooked on fitness classes four months after Biking also has gotten easier. Fewer cars on the road
moving in and typically attended a variety of classes, makes for more enjoyable riding. When it’s too windy
often twice a day (Pilates, Cardio Blast, Yoga, and or hot to ride or bike, we’re thankful to SCSH for
Chair Yoga, Silver Fit). Lee definitely enjoys the class providing online yoga and Mat Pilates classes.
energy! Amy and Desiree’s classes are challenging and fun.
While classes and the gym are on hiatus, Lee sought I’ve missed pickleball and look forward to playing
out new ways to exercise. He found videos on again (now that the courts have reopened). I pray for
YouTube that kept him active and limber, then SCSH the families affected by this pandemic, and thank the
released videos produced by our own instructors. Lee service people and health providers for their selfless
became re-engaged with familiar faces and teaching sacrifices.
styles. Online videos allow residents to drive their own
schedule, rather than adhere to set class times. Resources & Feedback
Lee looks forward to the reopening of our fitness EXERCISE VIDEOS: www.scshca.com
centers and the return of classes. As Lee might say, Login, select Fitness, then select Fitness Video Library
during these challenging times, we must make a EMAIL COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS TO:
conscious choice to make the best of it and continue. healthfitness@scshca.com
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GRATEFUL FOR EVERY DAY
BY ROBERT FIRRING
PHOTOS BY GRAHAM JONES
HBO has a good documentary called “Alive Day.” It turned out that John had a 100 percent blockage
It recounts moments that soldiers thought they in the artery that produces the electric signals to the
were goners, yet didn’t die because something divine heart. It was cardiac arrest, not a heart attack; and it is
intervened. fatal approximately 94 percent of the time.
Resident John Kilpatrick had his “Alive John was “out of it” for three days,
Day” on January 17, 2020. It started like and he spent a total of six days in ICU.
every other day here. After breakfast, John Remarkably, after a stent was put in, he
rode his bicycle over to the pickleball courts. started to feel much better. And he opted
After a couple of normal games, he found to remain in the desert rather than return
himself on the court opposite Dr. Lew to Canada.
Cando. Lew, a chiropractor, had planned In writing this story, I learned something
to play in a member-guest golf tournament John Kilpatrick new. We must apply “in our age group” to
that day. It was only because his partner any reports of survival rates using CPR. Lew
cancelled that Lew was even there playing told me that survival for us is only about
pickleball. 70 percent under the best of circumstances.
“Because of my job, I pay attention to The participants I interviewed offered
the way people move their head and neck,” these takeaways to help their neighbors:
Lew said. “I noticed right away that 1. Make an effort to take a CPR
something wasn’t right with John, and I was class.
by his side almost as soon as he hit the
Lew Cando 2. Notice where the emergency
ground. Fortunately, his head did not strike
phones are, and use a landline
the court. I just observed for a few moments,
if possible rather than a cell
and noticed John actually opened his
phone.
eyes and looked directly at me. Jacquie
Riske said, ‘You’d better start CPR,’ and so 3. Be aware of your location,
I began.” especially the street address, in
Fortunately, Lew had just finished a CPR case you have to report it to an
refresher course a few weeks earlier. He emergency operator in a hurry.
learned that medical thinking had changed 4. Above all, be grateful for every
Jackie Riske
and 100 compressions per minute was the day!
new recommended treatment.
Meanwhile, Terry Boehm made the call Contact the author at
to 911. That triggered a series of events rfirring@aol.com.
that summoned a team of four EMTs from
the Fire Station at 40th and Madison. They
took over from Lew and transported John to
JFK Hospital, where they dealt with John’s
problem. Terri Boehm
12 | June 2020FEATURE STORIES |
ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION BRINGS
CAREGIVER SUPPORT TO SCSH
BY JULIE HARRIS · PHOTO PROVIDED BY ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION
Our local chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association has SCSH’s Health and Fitness Director, Desiree Porras,
been serving the Coachella Valley for over 20 years got the ball rolling here at the end of last year. Desiree
with programs and services, outreach and education, organized two events to raise awareness and brought
and care and support. Because our desert cities have an on-site caregiver support group to our community
an older demographic, a larger number of families for SCSH residents and their families.
here are coping with Alzheimer’s and other forms of The support group first met in early
dementia. So the Alzheimer’s Association is a beacon January, facilitated by Kimberly
of hope for many. Spiegel (Education, Outreach and
The Association’s community outreach programs Operations Manager); and 24
include lectures; in-depth training for caregivers; care participants attended. This was a
consultations where families can do short- and long- record for the local chapter,
term strategic planning and crisis management in a Kimberly says, a clear sign that there
compassionate environment; plus support groups and is a need in SCSH for this support.
Kimberly Spiegel
social engagement programs for both caregivers and She explains,
their loved ones. The Association also has a dedicated “We are committed to providing educational
group of amazing volunteers who support its mission. programming at SCSH on a quarterly basis. Given
Regional Director Cortney Weir proudly observes, social distancing standards, we are working with
“We have never charged for any of our services. This Desiree and the HOA Board to launch an educational
is of paramount importance to us, as Alzheimer’s program on the Health and Wellness channel. In the
disease is the single most expensive disease that a future, we hope to add an Early Stage Socialization
family can bear.” program for both persons living with the disease and
This year, the Association has faced unique challenges their care partners. Working with Desiree has been a
because Alzheimer’s patients are particularly vulnerable pleasure. She is a true champion for families impacted
to COVID-19. In early March, the Association’s national by this disease.”
organization directed all staff members across the
country to begin working from home immediately plus On April 10, the support group went virtual
to close all offices and shut down all programs and and will continue like this until it is safe to go back to
services. Although this was a wise and necessary step, face-to-face gatherings. Meetings are the second and fourth
Fridays of each month from 10:30 am – 12:30 pm. See
the Association also knew that this isolation would
www.scshca.com/online-alzheimer-support-group-meetings
especially affect its clients, who would have a for instructions about how to log or phone in.
continuing need for support and social outlets.
Within a week, our local Association had moved to
virtual conferencing and begun to run its social
engagement programs remotely. To maintain outreach Contact the author at
to its clients, the Association emails resource information mjharris88@verizon.net.
and cards of encouragement; it also initiates phone
calls and video chats.
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YES, DAD, I’LL SHOP AT THE
99 CENTS ONLY STORE
BY GINA STAR POLLACK
My Dad grew up during the Great Depression. Our wealth. I was determined to show my parents, and the
family owned a small three-story ramshackle house world, just how high my dreams and hard work would
in Newark, New Jersey. The ground floor was a take me.
combination tavern and grocery store. My Lauded by my family, I studied hard and received
grandparents plus my father and his siblings lived on a BA in Literature and then an MBA. I was promoted
the top floor; and they housed two lodgers on the to VP, shattering the glass ceiling at a billion-dollar
middle level. private equity firm in Beverly Hills. I lived in an
Everyone helped out with sales and clean-up in the incredible home on The Strand in Manhattan Beach,
store, and Grandfather ran the tavern with help from and after my divorce I purchased two condos and this
one of the renters. My Uncle Sam also had accounting home all on my own.
jobs for several shop owners and took payment in Most important, I looked and acted the part of a
homemade casseroles and baked goods. Aunt Ann successful businesswoman. I shopped at Saks and
did secretarial duties for the local bank president. Neiman Marcus. I hosted dinner parties with tables
They all made sacrifices by sharing rooms and elegantly decorated with floral arrangements,
forgoing childhood games and entertainment. Waterford crystal, and Rosenthal china. I drove a
But they were luckier than many families who had Mercedes coupe and dined at exclusive bistros. Yup,
no source of income and I had achieved my dreams
struggled to pay the rent. of rising so far above my
Living through those childhood middle-class home.
challenging and frugal times Yet Dad never let me forget
made an indelible impression my modest upbringing,
on my father. He had a strict annoying me to no end. His
work ethic and was very favorite saying as he drank
cautious with his finances from my crystal goblet was,
throughout his lifetime. “I can buy a glass just as nice
I was my parents’ firstborn, at the 99 Cents Only store.”
the golden child. A baby Irritated, I would sigh with
boomer, with all the promise exasperation. “Dad, this is
of success and the arrogance Waterford crystal, the set cost
to believe I would achieve a fortune.” He would give me
absolutely everything I a knowing smile and shake
wanted: get an excellent his head. I was infuriated that
education, have a fabulous he wouldn’t recognize the
upward career and a loving material trappings of my
family, and accumulate great The Author at age 4, with her Dad. success.
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When he stayed for weekends at the beach house, I extensive menu listing the dishes he could choose for
would serve brunch on the terrace overlooking the each meal. Dad sighed, “Gina Star, this place is too
sparkling turquoise ocean. Dad would remark about nice for me.”
the beauty of the marine view and the sailboats racing Living here at Shadow Hills, I’m retired and ironically
by. Then he’d shrug his shoulders and ask, “Who turning into my Dad. With a more modest income, I’ve
needs all these bedrooms and bathrooms? Just more said farewell to Neimans and Saks, and I purchase
rooms to clean.” Driving him around the city in my items on sale at Macy’s and the outlet stores. I get
fancy red Mercedes coupe, he would pat the supple excited about shopping at Walmart and Target with
leather seats and tell me, “Remember the Chevy coupons and gift cards. And actually get a thrill saving
Impala we bought you for college? Now that was a $3 on Tums!
great car.” Sadly, the pandemic has shown me a small glimpse
of my father’s life dealing with shortages during
the Great Depression and World War II. Searching for
toilet tissue, cleaning supplies, and paper towels
have brought home the fears of sacrificing for the
greater good of humanity. I believe I finally understand
what my father meant all those times he gently chided
me about my fancy, expensive toys and material
possessions.
I appreciate that Dad wasn’t trying to undermine
my success or hurt my feelings. Instead, he was
attempting to convey what was important in life: good
health, a loving family, loyal friends, and the beauty
of nature.
So now, when I drive down Highway 111 and pass
the 99 Cents Only store, I get tears in my eyes and
wave. Then I say out loud, “You were right, Daddy.
I can buy a better glass there.”
A Graduation Celebration for the Author and her Dad
Contact the author at
Dad passed away a few years ago at the great age
g-star15@sbcglobal.net.
of 94. My sister and I made sure he spent his last years
in a beautiful, private assisted living community with
maid service and fun activities. I wanted the best for
my father and, to introduce him to his new home,
proudly gave him a tour of his private suite and the
elegant dining room. We had lunch at a table set with
clean linens and lovely plates, and I remarked on the
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MOTHER NATURE’S REVENGE
BY BARA ROSENHECK
The room reflected all the elegant trappings of a At the entrance to the building, several valets
regal affair. Magnificent floral displays and brilliant greeted each guest. They quickly took each set of car
candelabras adorned each table, and it was evident keys and, with military precision, placed each on a
that the 350 guests would be pampered and treated numbered hook on a pegboard for swift retrieval when
to the most opulent services and indulgencies. And each guest was ready to leave the gala.
every guest was dressed for the occasion. The ballroom pulsed with excitement and the
The designer gowns, jewels, black ties, and gold cuff rhythmic beat of music produced by the 25-piece
links all reflected the pretentious expectations of a orchestra. The din of laughter and conversation
perfect night for the Senate President’s Ball. The New combined with the lively music camouflaged the
Jersey State Officials, Senators, Governor Christine rumbling thunder of the oncoming Nor’easter storm.
Todd Whitman, and others of high rank filled the The alcohol consumed dulled our concerns about the
ballroom and delighted in the breathtaking Jersey City swirling winds and driving rain that now plummeted
view of the river, the New York City skyline and, in the the building and surrounding neighborhoods. The
distance, the Statue of Liberty. Nothing could mar this more we danced, laughed, and drank, the angrier
perfect event. Mother Nature became.
The governor with Arnie and Bara (courtesy of the Governor’s Office)
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By 1:30 in the morning the crowd began to thin, it dry and making a swift exit. The yards of fabric in her
and groups of guests descended to the lobby of skirt were difficult to gather, but she made a good
the building only to be greeted by pandemonium attempt while dashing to the car. Unfortunately, she
and chaos. stumbled on some fast-moving debris and fell into
the deep water. Her large skirt,
with the folds of fabric, absorbed
a great deal of water and, before
anyone could come to her aid, she
was swept halfway down the street
with three valets chasing after her.
Another woman’s exit was no less
dramatic. Fearful after witnessing
the previous episode, her husband
and two other men lifted her high
in the air and carried her to the
rooftop of her car. Once the car
was started, they opened the car’s
moon roof, and she was dropped
inside.
I tell you this story just as I
viewed it but will let you know
we didn’t stay to see all of the
Torrents of ankle-deep water swirled around the evacuations. With some degree of guilty feelings,
entry door and, worse yet, the valet’s car keyboard I confess we were among the lucky ones who only had
was floating downstream! Scores of keys, minus their a brief delay in our departure. Our chauffeured car was
identifying numbers, had been blown away by the late getting to us but, once on the scene, the driver
strong gusts; and the desperate valets were trying to inched up as close to the door as possible and
retrieve handfuls of unidentifiable keys. Drenched to whisked us away.
the skin, the valets heroically searched for the cars that
matched the keys they had retrieved from the rivulets
of flowing water. Contact the author at
Once a key was matched to a car, the exhausted baracuda2@icloud.com.
owner bravely faced the ordeal of exiting the building
to enter the car while other guests languished, now
seated or reclining, on the lobby floor! Oh, this
indignity continued for several hours! Two distinctly
different exit strategies deserve description.
One dignified and stylishly dressed woman lifted the
hem of her full-skirted gown in the hopes of keeping
June 2020 | 17THE VIEW | www.scshca.com MY DOCTOR DOESN’T LISTEN TO ME BY RAY FAY, M.D. “Johnny, if you don’t listen to me, I’m going to have your dad ring your neck!” Wouldn’t you like to say that to your doctor when you feel he has not heard your medical concerns (stories)! That is the most common complaint reported by many patients. The question, of course, is why? After 35 years of clinical practice, 5 years of residency, 1 year of internship and 4 years of medical school, I have an opinion. Many doctors were not taught the art of listening in medical school or advanced training. They learned to take a medical history and obtain data to arrive at a diagnosis for therapy; but they have not learned the art of meaningful and silent listening, much akin to the Catholic priest. 3. Doctor satisfaction at work has Research has shown that, if the “Silence is a listening opportunity.” dramatically plummeted to less doctor asks, “What’s going on?” (Ram Das, deceased 2019) than 50% with early retirement and does not interrupt, most If you can take the following from “burn-out,” thus leading to patients complete their stories in four statements and connect further doctor shortages. 3–10 minutes. If the patient is them to the above paragraph 4. The “good doctors” are interrupted, their stories and beginning with #2, you’ve already overwhelmed with patients concerns may lengthen significantly mentioned #1. and converting their practices more. 1. The art of listening was seldom to “concierge medicine” to limit The art of listening is to remain taught. the numbers of patients they silent; eyes focused on the patient, 2. The new EMR (electronic accept. Patients pay these posture relaxed and listening with medical records) sold to their doctors an extra stipend intent, empathy and sympathy. practices require the doctor to ($2,000–3,000/year), and the Does your doctor do this? If not, perform data entry, thus taking doctors keep their practices you can teach your doctor to more time away from direct “smaller and manageable.” Is listen to you, first by declaring, patient care. 99% of doctors this better medical care? I am “I would like to tell you what’s have graded their EMR an “F.” uncertain. been going on.” 18 | June 2020
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What to do?
1. Teach doctors the art of listening,
which makes patients happier
and offers doctors professional
satisfaction.
2. Patients must always ask: “What,
why, and how long for this
treatment?” Better medical
care is received when those
questions are answered.
3. Data entry for the EMR needs to
be done by trained and certified
medical technicians. This will
allow more time for doctors
to provided direct patient care.
The feelings of outrage can be
minimized and trust built when you
have organized your approach to
your doctor.
Remember, you are paying for
this important service, and your
life may depend upon him/her
listening to you. You are the
patient and he/she is the provider.
Good luck, and it is definitely
worth trying.
Contact the author at
rayfaymd@gmail.com.
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FILLERS & LASERS
The Modern-Day Fountain of Youth
BY GINA STAR POLLACK
Cocooned in self-isolation at Information Injectable fillers are
home these past few weeks left is key to my absolute favorite
me too much time to stare in the
mirror. My rapidly growing gray
decision-making indulgence
roots and Raggedy Ann-trimmed My first task was finding a It’s incredible to watch your skin
bangs made me frown, causing physician who is knowledgeable go from flat to baby plump in
new wrinkles to appear in my and experienced about using up- seconds. Dermal fillers can replace
forehead. Woe is me, what’s a vain to-date filler products and laser
volume, help smooth wrinkles, and
person to do? Let me tell you machines. I received referrals from
create pouty lips. I purchased
about my search for the modern- trusted friends who had taken
day Fountain of Youth. Juvederm and Restylane products,
the plunge, then researched the
Every person defines aging which are FDA approved. They are
medical and office staff. I set up a
differently. Some prefer to let their composed of hyaluronic acid
consultation with the physician I
faces show the laugh lines and determined would best match my (a naturally occurring substance
frown creases proudly earned beautification desires in terms of already in your skin), and some
during a fulfilling lifetime. Others, qualifications, experience, price, have lidocaine to help minimize
like me, are eager magically to and office location. discomfort during treatment. The
erase the wrinkles and sag of aging various products have different
The dermatologist I chose has
using new laser techniques and
offices in the Coachella Valley that bead strength for injection in
dermal fillers. For those who are
are clean and brightly lit, with specific areas of the face and can
excited to turn back the clock, here
contemporary furnishings. The staff last for 3 to 18 months.
are the four “I”s in the quest for
wore spotless uniforms and were The assistant took ‘before’ photos
the modern-day Fountain of Youth:
friendly and knowledgeable. to compare with ‘after’ pictures.
information, injections, illumina-
During the consultation, the After I signed the disclosure forms,
tion, and introspection.
doctor examined my face and skin.
the aesthetician cleaned my face
We discussed my goals to soften
with alcohol and applied numbing
the wrinkles, stimulate collagen,
cream. She removed the cream
and erase the brown spots caused
after 15 minutes when my face was
by the sun. We decided upon the
pleasantly numb and placed the
appropriate fillers to achieve the
best results to plump my cheeks syringes on a sterile tray. She gave
plus fill the lines around my mouth, me a red, heart-shaped squeezy
chin, and the sides of my eyes. ball with a smiley face to squash
The assistant gave me the best during the injections. No matter
price options, and I was excited to how gentle the doctor’s technique,
The author’s original “plump” babyface. move forward. squeezing the ball helped to distract
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me from the prick of the needles. purposes. There are different lasers receptionist in my office told me
They also used a machine that for rejuvenating skin, removing hair, she had never seen my face with
blows fresh air to help lower stress. stimulating collagen, resurfacing such a glow. Success! I was thrilled
wrinkles, and removing tattoos. that I had found my modern-day
My aesthetician was educated and Fountain of Youth.
trained in the use of laser devices
and safety protocols.
I chose the Triniti Plus laser
treatment, which provides three
The red squeezy ball steps performed sequentially
during the same office visit. During
The doctor injected the vials of
the procedure, the aesthetician
Voluma into my cheeks, then
applied each laser for 30 minutes.
Restylane into my nasolabial folds,
First came the IPL laser to improve
chin, and around my eyes. He
uneven skin tone and erase sun
had the finesse of a sculptor, and
damage, brown spots, and spider
I was pleasantly surprised at the
veins near my ears. Next, she used A fountain of wishes to reclaim our youth
immediate results. I had some
the Sublime laser for contouring
swelling and a few needle marks, Introspection
my jowl, neck, browlines, and
but overall I was amazed at the
nasolabial folds. Last, she treated We all have a choice of what
instant transformation. Looking in
the fine lines and wrinkles plus appearance we want to see in the
the mirror, I saw myself looking
improved the texture of my skin mirror. I resolve to continue holding
10 years younger with youthfully
with the Sublative laser. back the visage of age on my face.
plumped skin.
I felt no pain during the Gazing at my reflection, it makes
That afternoon I iced my face,
treatments, just a slight prickling me happy to see a youthful smile
and the next morning there was
sensation, like a rubber band and a complexion with minimal
some swelling. A few of the
snapped against my skin. wrinkles. When they lift the stay-at-
injection sites were black and blue,
Afterward, there was no visible home restrictions, I plan to visit
but I used concealer to cover
redness, flaking, or peeling. The my hairstylist for golden roots and
them. In a week, the inflammation
aesthetician applied sunscreen my dermatologist for a facial to
and bruising had disappeared;
to my face and reminded me to freshen up my skin. Mr. Scorsese,
and, every time I looked in the
protect my skin from the sun. I’m ready for my close-up!
mirror, I grinned at my naturally
I repeated the Triniti Plus laser
youthful appearance.
treatment for two more sessions, Contact the author at
Illumination: a spaced one month apart. I was g-star15@sbcglobal.net.
amazed at the results, which
glowing complexion
gradually increased after each
I waited until the fall to get a treatment. The red veins by my
laser treatment for a rosy glow. ears were barely visible, and the
Lasers are excellent for treating fine lines around my eyes
skin conditions and for cosmetic diminished. Best of all, the young
June 2020 | 21THE VIEW | www.scshca.com
NOT JUST AN UPGRADE
BY ARNOLD CHOY · PHOTOS BY RALPH OLSON
In October 2017, John and
Cynthia Evich from San Pedro, CA,
purchased a modest two-bedroom,
two-bath, 1,099 sq. ft. Granada
model at 81543 Avenida Celaya
(Phase II). Before John retired from
his own construction company, he
began the tedious journey of
designing plans for eventually
upgrading their home to a three-
bedroom, three-bath with about
1,700 sq. ft.
Front tiered landscaping, designed and implemented by John
John did 70 – 80 percent of the self-closing cabinet doors and
required work and, about 12 drawers, space-saving pocket
months and $175,000 later, their doors, dimmer mood lighting
dream home was finally realized. within the crown molding, a folding
As his snooping neighbor from collapsible ladder from the attic,
across the street, who has walked and finally a covered back patio
through the house in various with a barbeque island. John even
stages of reconstruction, I can played gardener and designed,
attest that it is indeed a beauty to purchased, and planted the
behold and worth the price of surrounding perennials and trees.
admission (free). If you would like to see more of
Originally from the island of Vis, John and Cynthia’s stunning home,
off the southern coast of Croatia, contact them at cme2344@aol.com
Cynthia and John Evich in the front patio John specialized in cabinetmaking or (310) 991-0074.
From these rough plans, an and woodworking. The remodeled
architect and engineer provided home displays his artistic and Contact the author at
the blueprints for John to work creative skills throughout. The choyarnold@yahoo.com.
side-by-side with the City of Indio highlights include baseboard and
Planning Commission and SCSH’s crown molding, custom lacquered
Design Review Committee. Many cabinets, exquisite porcelain tile,
changes were required but, in granite countertops and tiled
due course, he got the necessary backsplashes, an enlarged kitchen
permits and approvals. with extra-large picture windows,
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Living Room TV and fireplace, surrounded by tile and Hand-crafted customized kitchen cabinets (made by John)
intricate woodwork
One of three bathrooms, resplendent in tile throughout Outdoor patio with BBQ island, tile, misters, overhead heating,
TV & fireplace
The swim-in-place, multi-lighted salt water spool Tiled planter boxes surround the house, with beautiful perennials
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WHY IS PALM SPRINGS AIRPORT
IMPORTANT TO OUR VALLEY?
STORY AND PHOTOS BY RALPH OLSON
to rise, PSP dropped “Municipal”
from its name and became Palm
Springs Regional Airport.
In the late 1990s the runways
were lengthened as the number of
major airlines flying to PSP reached
11, and in 1999 PSP welcomed its
first international flight – Alaska
Airlines linking it with Vancouver.
With the new millennium, US
Customs opened at the airport to
serve the high number of corporate
flights arriving from overseas. PSP
adopted its current name, Palm
Springs International Airport, and
once again lengthened its primary
With 300 days of sunshine a year expanding its facilities and ensuring runway.
and blue skies, our Coachella that its passenger experience In 1999 the innovative Sonny
Valley is a premier destination for remains world-class. Bono Concourse opened, named
people from all over the world. The In 1987, six major airlines served after the singer/songwriter who
valley provides an abundance of PSP: Alaska, American, TWA, served as mayor of Palm Springs
outdoor activities with over 20,000 United, USAir, and Delta. As the from 1988-1992. The structure
hotel and recreational rooms and annual passenger count continued features a series of high-tensile
124 golf courses (golfdigest.com).
Other attractions include gaming,
world-renowned festivals, great
restaurants and professional sports,
coupled with perfect weather,
which attracts more than 10 million
tourists a year via car and air.
The Coachella Valley is expected
to continue its growth for the
foreseeable future bringing with it
a constantly increasing demand for
air travel. Palm Springs International
Airport (PSP) has successfully
kept pace with this challenge by
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fabric roof membrane structures
covering open terraces and outside
patios, so fresh air can flow freely
between interior and exterior
spaces while providing shade.
PSP is one of only a few US
airports enabling passengers to
enjoy the outdoors after passing
through security. “This is a
wonderfully unique environment
providing passengers from all over
the world a relaxing experience
not found anywhere other than A World-Class Destination take pictures here. It is Palm
Hawaii and a few other airports,” The Coachella Valley, dubbed by Springs and this is their first
says Thomas Nolan, PSP’s Executive the local Convention and Visitors impression of Palm Springs.” An
Director and Manager. Bureau as Greater Palm Springs, is industry travel website “smarter-
Nolan goes on to say: primed for tremendous growth, travel.com” named PSP as one of
Ironically, we easily achieve all of with PSP poised to keep up the America’s 10 most stress-free
the regulatory requirements for pace and preserve its reputation for airports in 2011.
security and safety as large airports passenger experience. A second Today, PSP is served by 10 airlines
do, but because we focus so much eight-gate concourse added in linking our area to 500-plus cities
effort on amenities and atmosphere 2007 gave the airport a total of around the world including many
for our passengers, they quickly 18 gates and features a large glass major airline hubs. Nolan says
forget the tension associated with centerpiece sculpture by world- expansion plans are well underway
parking, check-in, passenger renowned artist, Dale Chihuly, and include a new rental car facility,
screening, and crowds. offering travelers a glimpse of the remodeled ticketing counters, a
Large congested airports have to desert lifestyle. new baggage handling system,
focus most effort on the utilitarian The airport has always stood out and many smaller projects. Traffic
aspects of airport facilities and for blending modern trends with continues to climb steadily, and as
processes because of the sheer its Hollywood-connected past. the desert grows so will Palm
masses of passengers. Every aspect Beautifully groomed open-air Springs International Airport.
of our functionality is crafted to seating areas, play areas for
include the utility first, certainly, but children and pets, as well as Contact the author at
we exercise the care and attention outdoor and indoor restaurants rrolson2001@yahoo.com.
in incorporating the human and shops contribute to passenger
experience factors into the comfort and the overall travel
equation. There’s not a day missed experience. A Palm Springs City
where I walk through the terminal official said, “One of the best
and look at everything from the things about having an airport is
perspective of the passenger and having [one] that looks like this.
identify areas for improvement. This is an icon. People come and
June 2020 | 25THE VIEW | www.scshca.com HOME-GROWN TOMATOES BY JAMIE MCGREW As I write this story, we are nearing the first day of presence that takes control of my vision, taste, and Spring. And I feel I must confess to my love affair with olfactory senses. Each picture of the tomatoes in the home-grown tomatoes. catalog takes on a life of its own; I visualize myself Fair warning: this story is not for the faint of heart. harvesting tons of these glowing, vibrant red gems of At last count, I calculated that I have spent a total of perfection, each one hosting a promise of unbelievable $3,864.12 over the last unmentionable number of home-grown flavor. years on the purchase of tomato seeds, tomato plants, The thought of making fresh salsa with these grand special soil, sterilized fertilizer, tomato vine cages, orbs of red-fleshed, juicy tastiness is just overwhelming. tomato supports, exceptional tomato pots, self- My eyes begin to tear up as I think of slicing and dicing watering containers, raised beds, hot caps, cloches, my way to Veg-O-Matic heaven. Reality seems to watering devices, timers, insecticides, gloves, markers, slide under my chopping board as this larger-than-life twine, and at least 1,000 or more items I deemed vital to my pursuit of the correct propagation of home-grown tomatoes. I mean, there are also trowels, hoses, tubing, special seed-starting kits with seeding soil, seeding trays, and even heating pads to keep the little buggers warm. Ad infinitum, ad nauseum, and add it all up! Actually, I misspoke earlier, It’s not a love affair with home-grown tomatoes. I realize now it’s the annual recurring virus called rectitular tomaticus oculama. It’s not fatal, but it does have some disturbing effects, as you’ll see below. I’ve noticed the onset of the virus coincides with my receipt of the Burpee Seed Catalog that arrives every January. My ability to avoid opening the catalog is non- existent. There is a definite demonic-like, mesmerizing 26 | June 2020
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visualization gains momentum; and then, just as You may well ask: have you actually grown your own
suddenly, it begins to morph into a hot-blooded desire tomatoes? The short answer is, well, duh, yes. I even
for me to straighten up and act responsibly. publish my experiences in the Tomato Chronicles, an
Almost immediately, the dark forces of procrastination annual wheezy account of my nincompoopish efforts.
begin to appear with tons of assuagement to calm my Have I even come microscopically close to seeing
excitability and to postpone any rash or premature my dreams fulfilled? That would be a cacophonous
action. Calm begins to settle in. The virus has entered NO. At last reckoning, the cost for each decent tomato
a reconnoitering mode. I produced was $32.45. But the hours of wishful
This annual ordeal always takes its toll. I used to be thinking: priceless.
a sane man. What happened? Well, get this: how There is surely a moral to this story. But the bounds
many people do you know who would attend an affair of my exacerbated morality have created a rabbit
known as “Tomato Mania”? Yes, it’s an annual event hole of nonsensical, indeed ridiculous if not scurrilous,
I’ve attended at Roger’s Gardens, a lovely hoity-toity suggestions of what that highfalutin moral might be.
nursery in Newport Beach. This phenomenon attracts I think I’ll just go with, “They’re just tomatoes, get
masses of good gardeners with delirious hopes of over it.”
fulfilling their dreams of growing fabulous tomatoes.
There are literally thousands of seedling tomato plants
from which to choose; and (can you believe it?) they’re Contact the author at
all introduced by a “Tomato Curator” who explains foodstar@aol.com.
their heirloom pedigrees.
Seeds and sanity be damned, man, go for the
plants. Get a leg up, and don’t forget all the necessary
accoutrements!
Well, you get the picture; it’s like the Burpee Catalog
on steroids! Yes, this event and my prior years of
fantasizing have all contributed to my current state
of delusional thinking about tomatoes.
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