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JANUARY 2018 - WWW.COSMOPOLITAN.CO.ZA - MYSUBS
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CONTENTS
JA N UA RY 2018

                                               In Every Issue
                                               6
                                               10
                                               117
                                               128
                                                      From the Editor
                                                      COSMO Confessions
                                                      Stockists
                                                      COSMO Quiz: What’s
                                                      Your First-Date Style?

                                               ON THE COVER
                                               54     ‘I Went to Rehab
                                                      for Social Media
                                                      Addiction’
                                                      Is this integral
                                                      part of our daily life
                                                      actually damaging it?
                                               92     Self-Love Is Bae
                                                      There’s pampering,
                                                      and then there’s
                                                      pampering…
                                               100    The Jobs You Never
                                                      Knew Existed
                                                      Don’t panic if
                                                      your career path
                                                      doesn’t match a
                                                      traditional trajectory
                                               114    Baller Holidays
                                                      on a Budget
                                                      Fly to these
                                                      seven destinations
                                                      for under R10 000
                                               122    Bedside Astrologer
                                                      Your life and love

40
                                                      forecast for 2018

                                                         YOU
                                                       CAN WIN!
   LADY OF
 ATHLEISURE
       A BOOK, A MOVIE, AN ACTIVEWEAR LINE…
                                                     107
                                                    One of 10 footwear
       WHERE DOES KATE HUDSON FIND THE TIME?          hampers from
                                                         FitFlop
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S                                                                                                                                                                CULTURE
                                                                                                                                                                 CRUSH
                                                                                                                                                                 13              My Cultured Life
                                                                                                                                                                                 What’s hot in Kim
                                                                                                                                                                                 Jayde Robinson’s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             FASHION
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             31

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             58
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hit Refresh
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Channel your
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  inner slayer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  for under R500
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Weekend Goals
                                                                                                                                                                                 world RN                                                         Hang out in super-
                                                                                                                                                                 14              Think These                                                      cool casuals
                                                                                                                                                                                 Guys Are Hot?                                               64   Cruise Control
                                                                                                                                                                                 Check out some of                                                Sail through summer
                                                                                                                                                                                 our 2018 Sexiest                                                 in resortwear that’s
                                                                                                                                                                                 SA Men finalists!                                                 on point
                                                                                                                                                                 16              Best January
                                                                                                                                                                                 Ever!
                                                                                                                                                                                 What to do, read,                                           FEATURES

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          76
                                                                                                                                                                                 watch and listen
                                                                                                                                                                                 to this month                                               46   #MeToo:
                                                                                                                                                                 18              Love It, Scan It,                                                Why We Need
                                                                                                                                                                                 Shop It Now!                                                     to Claim Back
                                                                                                                                                                 19              Are New Year’s                                                   Consent
                                                                                                                                                                                 Resolutions a                                                    The time to discuss
                                                                                                                                                                                 Waste of Time?                                                   consent is now

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    LOVE LUST                 LIFE
                                                                                                                                                                                 Two women share                                             52   Lobola                 86    #AskAGynae
                                                                                                                                                                                 their opinion                                                    Is it an important           Our gynae gurus
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  tradition – or               are here to answer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  outdated and                                      91   Sexcessories         111   Shake It!
                                                                                                                                                                 BEAUTY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               your questions
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  anti-feminist?                                         They’re the new            Milkshake recipes
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         88    The Stress
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         cult must-buy              to chill you out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Solution
                                                                                                                                                                 21              COSMO’s Best                                                                                                       94   Why Do We                  this summer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             BODY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You Haven’t
                                                                                                                                                                                 Budget Buys                                                                                                             Love Being           118   Rich-Girl Style
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thought of
                                                                                                                                                                                 – Under R300                                                                                                            Submissive in              for under R2 000
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It’s the smart
                                                                                                                                                                                 You don’t have                                              83   What Sup?                                              the Bedroom?               Update your living
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               way to deal with
                                                                                                                                                                                 to spend big to                                                  It’s time for                                          #GirlBoss at               space without
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               everyday pressure
                                                                                                                                                                                 get big results                                                  designer drugs,                                        work vs sweet              melting your
                                                                                                                                                                 76              Beauty Hacks                                                     darling…                                               kitten at play             credit card
                                                                                                                                                                                 Shop in your
                                                                                                                                                                                 home for ways to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             84   Super Moves
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A model trainer’s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         CAREER                     96   Sex Q&A
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No-BS responses
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              121   5 of the Best
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Budget Drives
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         & CASH
    AT T I M E O F G O I N G T O P R E S S P R I C E S A R E R E C O M M E N D E D R E TA I L P R I C E S

                                                                                                                                                                                 look great without                                               fitness plan to whip                                    to Qs you can only         All for under
    S W I M S U I T M E L I S S A O D A B A S H E A R R I N G S V I TA F E D E P R I C E S C O R R E C T

                                                                                                                                                                                 breaking the bank                                                you into shape                                         ask COSMO                  R160 000
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         99    Mail Bonding
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why you should

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         103
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ditch ego-mail
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ‘Don’t Let Your            MAKE 2018
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          AMAZING!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         O U R C OV E R S TA R:                Age Deter You’
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         K AT E H U D S O N
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Career lessons
                                                                                                            JANUARY 2018 VOL 34, NO 11 FUN • FEARLESS • FEMALE

                                                                                                                                                                                               Kate
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                                                                                                                                                                  Work It!                                     Photography Max Abadian Fashion
                                                                                                                                                                   10 JOBS
                                                                                                                                                                                             Hudson
                                                                                                                                                                                              Her Secrets to   Aya Kanai Hair David Babaii/Lowe&Co                             from a local
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  HOW TO ENSURE YOUR GOALS
                                                                                                                                                                  YOU NEVER                    Being Fit AF
                                                                                                                                                                    KNEW                                       Makeup Debra Ferullo Manicure Ashlie                            entrepreneur
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                                                                                                                                                                                                               Re-create her look with Inglot cosmetics
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         104   Is It Possible                   ACTUALLY MATERIALISE THIS YEAR
                                                                                                                                                                                           Your Year in
                                                                                                                                                                    Next-Level
                                                                                                                                                                   (Toy) Friends
                                                                                                                                                                                            the Stars
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Her face Under Makeup Base SPF 20                               to Live on R250
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Addiction’
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                                                                                                                                                                                 SHOES,
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                                                                                                                                                                                                               Shaping Mascara (R249) 03 with Freedom
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                                                                                                                                                                 System Eye Shadow (R149 each) 357, 327, 328 and 395, AMC Pure Pigment
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               An easy ‘workout’
                                                                                                                                                                 Eye Shadow (R299) 52 and Long For Mascara (R329) Her lips Soft Precision                                      to get you
                                                                                                                                                                 Lipliner (R199) 74 with Lipstick (R249) 225 Her bodysuit Topshop Unique
                                                                                                                                                                 Her earrings Tacori Her necklace Tara Hirshberg Her rings Jessica Biales                                      financially fit
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                                                so give me all the
                                                chocolate. In fact, I’ll have
                                                all the ice cream too, thanks.
                                                4 Meet the man of my dreams.
                                                Concentrate on me, practise self-

                                                                                                           1
                                                care and give zero f**ks about the                               THE COSMO CRUISE
                                                elusive Jason Momoa lookalike.                                   The COSMO team sailed to
                                                                                                                 Mozambique on MSC Sinfonia
                                                (We’ll meet one day.)                                        to shoot the main fashion editorial
                                                5 Run a marathon. I will not beat                            with Ashleigh Herman and Nabeelah
                                                myself up about the fact that I haven’t                      Staggie. Turn to page 64 to see it!
                                                exercised since 2016. I might go for

                                                                                                                                          2
                                                a walk or two – slowly does it.                                                                WIN A YEAR
                                                6 Up my Instagram game. I’m never                                                              OF FRAGRANCE
                                                                                                                                                We’ve got 12
                                                going to have a feed that looks like                                                      luxury perfumes to
                                                a day in the life of Olivia Palermo,                                                      give away, including
                                                so let me stop trying now.                                                                Issey Miyake, Zadig
                                                7 Take control. I commit to stop                                                          & Voltaire and Elie
                                                                                                                                          Saab. To enter, dial
                                                stressing about stuff I have no control                                                   *120*515# and
                                                over. Goodbye micro-management!                                                           enter the keyword
                                                8 Stop procrastinating. I’m a master                                                      FRAGRANCE, then
                                                at putting things off. It’s the way I am,                                                 follow the prompts.

Do You,
                                                and I’m okay with that. It will all get                                                   Standard rates apply.*
                                                done in the end.

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                                                                                                                 SCAN. SHOP. WATCH

Not New
                                                There’s something incredibly                                     Look out for this icon
                                                liberating about beginning the                                   on our pages to shop
                                                year with no agenda – without                              online or watch videos.
                                                that suffocating and, quite frankly,                       Scan this code to watch
                                                                                                           a video version of my ed’s

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                                                borderline rude set of goals we put
                                                                                                           note: open Facebook on
         oor old January gets a rough deal.     on ourselves. (Although if you turn                        your phone, click on the
         It reminds me of the overachiever      to page 19, you’ll find that some of                       menu, select QR Code,
         with the smack-me face. You know       my colleagues disagree with me.)                                                             SCAN VIA
                                                                                                           scan – and watch!
         the one: far too enthusiastic, far     Now I challenge you to set some
         too ambitious, far too smug about      of your own anti-resolutions.

                                                                                                                                                                   C O M P E T I T I O N R U L E S O N PA G E 1 1 7 * C O M P E T I T I O N C LO S E S O N 2 1 J A N UA R Y 2 0 1 8
it. Besides the fact that we’re all miserably   You could even write them

                                                                                                                                                                   P H O T O G R A P H Y N I Q U I TA B E N T O, K AT I N K A B E S T E R / H E R O C R E AT I V E M A N A G E M E N T
broke, with those three dreaded words           down in the diary we’ve

                                                                                                                                4
                                                                                                                                          COSMO
– back to work – looming over our heads         given you free with this
                                                                                                                                          SEXIEST
like a big ugly cloud, the thing I hate         issue – but don’t forget                                                                  SA MEN 2018
most about January is the pressure              to tweet me your one-                                                            What could be
we pile on ourselves. So this year, I’m         liners @HollyMeadowsSA,                                                          better than hot
saying ditch the unrealistic goals and          and I’ll RT my faves.                                                            men, half-naked
do you, not new. Instead of making a                                                                                             – with puppies?
check list of things you vow to be better                                                                                        Nothing. Vote
at, start 2018 with some anti-resolutions.                                                                                       for your favourite
Here are mine:                                                                                                                   man candy now at
1 Say yes to everything. Stop over-                                                                                              Cosmopolitan.co.za
                                                                                                                                 and you could win
committing, and say no to people
– minus the guilt.                              Holly Meadows                                                                    R10 000 – plus
                                                                                                                                 find out how to
2 Work harder. Leave the laptop at the          Editor                                                                           adopt a stray
office and watch series on weekends.            holly@assocmedia.co.za                                                           from the SPCA.

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                                 I had the biggest crush
                                 on, and I wore a very tight,
                                 very short dress. It was so
                                 tight, it gave me a huge
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                                 I got up from my seat,
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                                 It was visible to my crush,
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                                             ‘Last summer, I went to the
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                                             off with a back handspring. At
                                             some point, my tampon string
                                             came out of my bikini. During
                                             my “performance”, someone
                                             yelled, “I think you have
                                             some toilet paper in your bikini      ‘The morning after a night of clubbing,
                                             bottom.” I told them it was just       my boyfriend was dropping me off at
                                             the string of my bikini. I wanted       home. Then he remembered he had
                                             to prove it, and it turns out that     an appointment at the car dealership
                                             it was actually my tampon…’            where he worked and he was late, so
                                             -JESSICA, 17
                                                                                     he turned around and drove straight
                                                                                    there. I had makeup smeared all over
                                             ‘ONE NIGHT, MY GIRLS AND             my face and was still in my clothes from
                                             I WERE OUT AND HANGING               the night before – a minidress and heels.
                                             WITH SOME OLDER GUYS                    He told me to take off my heels so it
                                             WHO WERE SO HOT. AT THE END            would look less like a walk of shame.
                                                                                                                                 PHOTOGRAPHY ALLIE HOLLOWAY

                                             OF THE NIGHT, WE TOOK A SHOT             I put my shoes in a plastic bag and
                                             OF TEQUILA, AND I IMMEDIATELY            sat in the reception area, barefoot,
                                             THREW UP ON A GUY’S COAT.               waiting for him. The manager came
                                             NO-ONE SAW. HE ENDED UP                   over and said, “Looks like you two
                                             DATING MY FRIEND AND STILL                had a late night.” Then he said to
                                             TALKS ABOUT HOW “SOME GIRL”              my BF, “Where did you pick up this
                                             THREW UP ON HIS COAT. OOPS.’                gem?” I was so embarrassed.’
                                             -HANNAH, 23                                           -PAIGE, 20 ■

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       CULTURE CRUSH

                                                                                                                                              My guilty                                                                                                                                                    The best
                                                                                                                                              pleasure                                                                                                                                                     place I’ve
                                                                                                                                              is reality TV – the trashier,                                                                                                                                ever visited
                                                                                                                                              the better. Think Geordie                                                                                                                                    is Amsterdam, because
                                                                                                                                              Shore, Keeping Up With                                                                                                                                       of the culture – the art
                                                                                                                                              The Kardashians… The                                                                                                                                         galleries and museums
                                                                                                                                              list is long!                                                                                                                                                are incredibly inspiring.

                                                                                                                                                                                           My                                                                                                                                                  RN I’m
                                                                                                                                                                                           ultimate                                                                                                                                            reading
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Strong Looks
                                                                                                                                                                                           man                                                                                                                                                 Better Naked by
                                                                                                                                                                                           crush                                                                                                                                               Khloé Kardashian
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               (R399 at Takealot).
                                                                                                                                                                                           is Idris Elba. That                                                                                                                                 It’s inspiring me
                                                                                                                                                                                           accent … YUM.                                                                                                                                       to get to work on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               my summer body
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               – time to sweat!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I get
                                                                                                                                                                                           VOT E D S O U T H A F R I C A’ S B E ST W O M E N ’ S M AG A Z I N E

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 my style                                              The best part
                                                                                                                                     SEPTEMBER 2017 VOL 34, NO 7 FUN • FEARLESS • FEMALE

                                                                                                                                                                                           SEPTEMBER 2017

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       of my job
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             TV Star, Model
                                                                                                                                                                                           ARE                                             & Businesswoman

                                                                                                                                                                                           YOU                                                                                   inspiration                                           is that I get to live my dream
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                                                                                                                                                                                           FOR VR                                                STUFF                                                                                 every day. MTV Base Africa
                                                                                                                                                                                           PORN?                                                  NOW!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A Guide to                   music, Instagram                                      is one of the best platforms
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Racking up
                                                                                                                                                                                           ‘I Quit My 9-to-5
                                                                                                                                                                                           to Travel the World’
                                                                                                                                                                                           GET OUR TIPS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rewards
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        – Fast
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 and runway shows                                      on the continent, and I feel
                                                                                                                                                                                           SO YOU CAN TOO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 that get me excited                                   humbled and blessed to be
P R I C E C O R R E C T AT T I M E O F G O I N G T O P R E S S S T O C K I S T S O N PA G E 1 1 7

                                                                                                                                                                                           SPRING
                                                                                                                                                                                           PRINTS                                                                                for upcoming trends.                                  a part of it.
                                                                                                                                                                                           FOR
                                                                                                                                                                                           UNDER                                        HER SECRETS TO SLAY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 But it all started with
                                                                                                                                                                                           R500
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 LOCAL INVESTIGATION
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 glossy mags my mom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ‘My Boyfriend
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Sold Me to the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sex Trade’
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 brought home from
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 her travels.
                                                                                                                                                                                           www.cosmopolitan.co.za

                                                                                                                                     MY CULTURED LIFE
                                                                                                                                                                0917_COS_OFC.indd 1                                                                         2017/08/05 7:20 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can catch her daily at 5pm on MTV Base’s NewsISH, but Kim Jayde Robinson,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     27, isn’t just a presenter: she’s also an MC, a model and a blogger. Here’s a peek
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      inside her glam life

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           MTV Base is on DSTV channel 322.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mtvbase.com       MTVBaseSouth      mtvbasesouth
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                                                                                                                                                                           Chartered accountant,
                                                                                                                                                                           model, personal trainer
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rudi Witkowsky, 27

                                                                                                                                                                           Instagram @rudiwitkowsky

                                                   aka Dash, 27
                       Instagram @dashrsa
                       Entertainer, entrepreneur
                                                   Mthokozisi Mkhathini
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   by a day of races on                                                                  P r ize-w i n n i ng novel
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                                  is bringing him to Cape Town on                        at Jobu rg T heatre.
                                  18 and 19 January, and to Jo’burg                      Joburgtheatre.com
                                  on 20 January. Computicket.com

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LISTEN
                                                                                        HONEY BASS
                                                                                        If gritty rap is your
                                                                                        thing, download
                                                                                        Lex LaFoy’s debut
                                                                                                                  WATCH                                   1 THE DEATH AND LIFE
                                                                                                                                                          OF JOHN F DONOVAN
                                                                                                                                                          An all-star cast including Kit
                                                                                        offering. With                                                    Harington, Jessica Chastain,
                                                                                        previous collabs                                                  Natalie Portman, Thandie
                                                                                        with Slikour and                                                  Newton and Bella Thorne brings
                                                                                        Ryan Stylz, this                                                  to life this drama about the
                                                                                        Durban lady is                                                    impact a dead TV star’s letters
                                                                                        one to watch.                                                     have on a young actor’s path.

                                                                                                                                                          2 THE FROZEN DEAD (S1)
                                                                                                                                                          Sad not to have any more
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                                                                                                                                                          Stranger Things to watch?
                                                                                                                                                          Get yourself hooked on this
                                                                                                                                                          thriller, in which investigator
                                                                                                                                                          Martin Servaz uncovers a
                                                                                                                                                          grisly find on a mountain
                                                                                                                                                          in the French Pyrenees
                                                                                        YELLOW                                                            that leads to a twisted
                                                                                        This one by Shane                                                 chase after a serial killer.
                                                                                        Eagle may not be
                                                                                        brand-new, but it’s       3 LOVESICK (S3)
                                                                                                                  If you aren’t already obsessed with this Brit sitcom, you
                                                                                        such a goodie that
                                                                                                                  will be soon! Dylan (Johnny Flynn) has chlamydia – and
                                                                                        it’s still on our must-
                                                                                                                  has to confess his STI to all the girls he’s slept with. This
                                                                                        buy list. Expect
                                                                                                                  great, easy watch also stars Antonia Thomas (right).
                                                                                        heartfelt lyrics and
                                                                                        heady beats from
                                                                                        the Jo’burg TV star-
                                                                                        turned-rapper.
                                                                                                                  READ

                                                                                        VOICENOTES
                                                                                        Originally due
                                                                                        to drop last year,                                 THE SISTERS CHASE            ALWAYS ANOTHER               I AM, I AM, I AM
                                                                                        the second album                                     BY SARAH HEALY                   COUNTRY            BY MAGGIE O’FARRELL
                                                                                        from US pop cutie                                    When Mary Chase,         BY SISONKE MSIMANG           This memoir is filled
                                                                                        Charlie Puth is long                              18, realises the family      Msimang reflects on          with moments that’ll
                                                                                        overdue: Attention,                               finances have run dry,        her exile as a child in    leave you determined
                                                                                        a single from this                                  she goes on a cross-        Zambia and Kenya,         to make every second
                                                                                        album, was released                                 country journey with          her college years         count, including a
                                                                                        back in April 2017.                                 her sister Hannah to         in North America,           childhood illness
                                                                                        But it’s been worth                                 find fortune. A page-       and the complexities          no-one expected
                                                                                        the wait!                                         turner that captures the       of returning home         her to survive, and a
                                                                                                                                           tensions and loyalties          to South Africa       teenage encounter that
                                                                                                                                              between sisters.              in the 1990s.          nearly killed her. ■

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