BALLYMENA FESTIVAL OF MUSIC, SPEECH AND DANCE SPEECH AND DRAMA SECTION SET POEMS 2019

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BALLYMENA FESTIVAL
                OF MUSIC, SPEECH AND DANCE

                 SPEECH AND DRAMA SECTION

                             SET POEMS 2019

The poems have been chosen from the following books:-

BOOK A - ‘The Works 3’ chosen by Paul Cookson, published by MacMillan
BOOK B - ‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox’ chosen by John Foster, published by OUP
BOOK C - ‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’ published by Penguin
SS 15 Girls P1

‘Whoops!’ by Judith Nicholls

Our supermarket keeps baked beans
inside a plastic bin.
They used to pile them on the floor
till James picked up the BOTTOM tin!

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox’ chosen by John Foster, page 53
SS 16 Girls P2

‘The Leader’ by Roger McGough

I wanna be the leader
I wanna be the leader
Can I be the leader?
Can I? I can?
Promise? Promise?
Yippee, I’m the leader
I’m the leader

OK what shall we do?

‘All the best, selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 12
SS 17 Boys P1

‘Hallowe’en’ by Roger Stevens

Darren’s got a pumpkin
Hollowed out a treat
He put it in the window
It scared half the street

I wish I had a pumpkin
But I’ve not and it’s a shame
I’ve got a scary carrot
But it’s not the same.

‘The Works 3’ chosen by Paul Cookson, page 401
SS 18 Boys P2

‘The missing sock’ by Roger McGough

I found my sock
beneath the bed.
‘Where have you been
all week?’ I said.

‘Hiding away,’
the sock replied.
‘Another day on your foot
and I would have died!’

‘All the best, selected poems of Roger McGough’ page 44
SS 19 Girls P3

‘My new brother’ by Eric Finney and John Foster

We used to be three -
Mum, Dad and me.
But now there’s another.
My new baby brother.

He cries in the night
And sleeps in the day.
He hasn’t any idea
Of how to play.

My baby brother’s name is Joe.
I just can’t wait for him to grow.

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox’ chosen by John Foster, page 60
SS 20 Boys P3

‘I did not eat the goldfish’ by Roger Stevens

I did not eat the goldfish
It really was not me
At the time of the crime
I was sitting in a tree

I did not eat the goldfish
That’s no word of a lie
I loved his silvery fins
And his glassy eye

I did not eat the goldfish
I did not touch one golden scale
And I’ve no idea why pondweed
Is hanging from my tail

‘The Works 3’ chosen by Paul Cookson, page 399
SS 21 Girls P4

‘Tears for the Tooth Fairy’ by Roger McGough

The Tooth Fairy is crying,
Not tears of pain, but of disappointment.
Yesterday morning,
Not looking where she was flying
She flew straight into a toadstool
And knocked out her front tooth.

So, sleepy at bedtime
She put it under her pillow
Before turning off the light,
Made a wish and fell asleep.
And guess what? You’re right,
This morning the tooth was still there!

‘All the best, selected poems of Roger McGough’ page 157
SS 22 Girls P5

‘My sister thinks I’m hopeless’ by Valerie Bloom

My sister thinks I’m hopeless,
My sister thinks I’m dim,
She’s given me many lessons,
But still I cannot swim.

I cannot do the backstroke,
I cannot do the crawl,
I cannot do the butterfly
Or the breaststroke, not at all.

My sister’s losing patience,
She’s shown me how to move,
To stretch my arms and kick my legs,
And she says she doesn’t approve

Of how easily I give up,
She says I’m such a knuckle-head.
But I think it’s really very hard
To learn to swim in bed.

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’ page 301
SS 23 Boys P4

‘Using your imagination’ by Gervase Phinn

On Monday Miss More
Said we could paint a picture
And use all our imaginations.
I drew a dragon,
In a dark and dripping cave,
With yellow scaly skin
And slithery, snake-like tail,
Blue fins and bone-white horns,
Red-eyed and breathing purple flames.
But Miss More, when she saw it, sighed and said:
‘Daniel dear, dragons are not yellow
They are green!’

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’ page 371
SS 24 Boys P5

‘Staff meeting’ by Nick Toczek

The teachers have gathered in private to talk
About their collections of leftover chalk -
Bits that are rare, bits they just like,
And fragments they’ve saved just in case there’s a strike.
One has a blue that you don’t often see,
Another a remnant from nineteen-oh-three.

They’ve thousands of pieces in boxes and tins,
Each sorted and counted with tweezers and pins.
And when all their best bits have been on display,
They’ll take them home carefully, and lock them away.

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’ page 247
SS 25 Girls P6

‘Snakes and Fairies’ by Pie Corbett

There are snakes
at the bottom of our garden -
not fairies.

I found them,
coiled beneath
some corrugated iron,
basking in the heat -

As soon as
we lifted the tin
they slipped quick
slick as a card trick,
into the grass
by our feet -

You should have seen
us scarper
to the safety
of the patio.

When I was little
I would peer
into the ears of flowers
and search beneath leaves
for the fairies
that were supposed to live
at the bottom
of our garden.

I think that the snakes
Must have chased them away.

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 428
SS 26 Girls P7

‘At the end of a School Day’ by Wes Magee

It is the end of a school day
and down the long driveway
come bag-swinging, shouting children.
Deafened, the sky winces.
The sun gapes in surprise.

Suddenly, the runners skid to a stop,
stand still and stare
at a small hedgehog
curled up on the tarmac
like an old, frayed cricket ball.

A girl dumps her bag, tiptoes forward
and gingerly, so gingerly
carries the creature
to the safety of a shady hedge.
Then steps back, watching.

Girl, children, sky and sun
hold their breath.
There is a silence,
a moment to remember
on this warm afternoon in June.

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’ page 435
SS 27 Boys P6

‘The Magic Pebble’ by Roger McGough

My favourite thing is a pebble
That I found on a beach in Wales
It looks like any other
But its magic never fails.

It does my homework for me
Makes difficult sums seem clear
School dinners taste delicious
It makes teachers disappear

It turns water into lemonade
A bully into a frog
When I’m in need of company
It becomes a friendly dog

Close your eyes, make a wish
And you’re in a foreign land
Space travel is so easy
Simply hold it in your hand

My favourite thing is a pebble
It means all the world to me
I couldn’t bear to be without it
(...But it’s yours for 20p)

‘All the best, selected poems of Roger McGough’ page 24
SS 28 Boys P7

‘The boy who dropped litter’ by Lindsay MacRae

‘ANTHONY WRIGGLY
SHAME ON YOU!’
screeched the teacher
as she spotted him
scrunching up his crisp packet
and dropping it carefully
on to the pavement outside school.

‘If everyone went around
dropping crisp packets like you do
where would we be?’

(Anthony didn’t know, so she told him)

‘We’d be walking waist-high in crisp packets,
that’s where!’

Anthony was silent
He hung his head.

He looked to the teacher
as if he was very sorry.

When in fact he was trying to calculate
just how many packets it would take
to bring Ballymena to a complete standstill.

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 403
SS 29 Junior Choral Speaking

‘The Land of the Bumbley Boo’ by Spike Milligan

In the Land of the Bumbley Boo
The people are red white and blue,
They never blow noses,
Or ever wear closes,
What a sensible thing to do!

In the Land of the Bumbley Boo
You can buy Lemon pie at the Zoo;
They give away Foxes
In little Pink Boxes
And Bottles of Dandylion Stew.

In the Land of the Bumbley Boo
You never see a Gnu,
But thousands of cats
Wearing trousers and hats
Made of Pumpkins and Pelican Glue!

Chorus
Oh, the Bumbley Boo! The Bumbley Boo!
That’s the place for me and you!
So hurry! Let’s run!
The train leaves at one!
For the Land of the Bumbley Boo!
The wonderful Bumbley Boo-Boo-Boo!
The wonderful Bumbley BOO!!!

‘The Works 3, chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 56
SS 30 Senior Choral Speaking

‘Wouldn’t it be funny if you didn’t have a nose?’ by Roger McGough

You couldn’t smell your dinner
If you didn’t have a nose
You couldn’t tell a dirty nappy
From a summer rose
You couldn’t smell the ocean
Or the traffic, I suppose
Oh wouldn’t it be funny
If you didn’t have a nose?

You couldn’t smell your mummy
If you didn’t have a nose
You couldn’t tell an orange
From a row of smelly toes
You couldn’t smell the burning
(Think how quick a fire grows)
Wouldn’t it be funny
If you didn’t have a nose?

Where would we be without our hooters?
Nothing else would really suit us.
What would we sniff through?
How would we sneeze?
What would we wipe
Upon our sleeves?

You couldn’t smell a rat
If you didn’t have a nose
You couldn’t tell a duchess
From a herd of buffaloes
And …. mmmm that Gorgonzola
As it starts to decompose
Oh wouldn’t it be funny
If you didn’t have a nose?

Where would we be without our hooters?
Nothing else would really suit us.
And think of those who
Rub their noses
Life would be tough for
Eskimoses
                                                           (continued overleaf)
You couldn’t wear your glasses
If you didn’t have a nose
And what would bullies aim for
When it comes to blows?
Where would nostrils be without them?
When it’s runny how it glows
Oh wouldn’t it be funny
If you didn’t have a …
              have a …
              have a …
                   a…
                  a ...choo!

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, pages 46-47
SS 31 Dramatised verse for primary schools

This is an own choice class but here are three ​suggested​ poems, only ​one​ to be used.

‘The Midnight Skaters’ by Roger McGough

It is midnight in the ice rink
And all is cool and still.
Darkness seems to hold its breath
Nothing moves, until

Out of the kitchen, one by one,
The cutlery comes creeping,
Quiet as mice to the brink of the ice
While all the world is sleeping.

Then suddenly, a serving-spoon
Switches on the light,
And the silver swoops upon the ice
Screaming with delight.

The knives are high-speed skaters
Round and round they race,
Blades hissing, sissing,
Whizzing at a dizzy pace.

Forks twirl like dancers
Pirouetting on the spot.
Teaspoons (who take no chances)
Hold hands and giggle a lot.

All night long the fun goes on
Until the sun, their friend,
Gives the warning signal
That all good things must end.

So they slink back to the darkness
Of the kitchen cutlery-drawer
And steel themselves to wait
Until it’s time to skate once more

At eight the canteen ladies
Breeze in as good as gold
To lay the tables and wonder
Why the cutlery is so cold.
‘The Owl and the Pussy-Cat’ by Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

Pussy said to the Owl, ‘You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! Too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a rose at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

‘Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
‘The Ants and the Grasshoppers’ after Aesop’s Fable

Storyteller(s) 1     Here are the grasshopper gals who were in a party mood
                     They sang away the summer days and ate up all their food.

Grasshopper gals     Yoho, ho, that’s us, it’s true, it’s true, we ate up all our food.

Clever kids          Hey Grasshopper Gals, hate to burst your bubble
                     There’s a moral to the tale, you’re headed straight for trouble.

Storyteller(s) 2     When winter came they realised they’d made a big mistake
                     They hadn’t saved a thing to eat and now their tummies ached

Grasshopper gals     We haven’t saved a thing to eat and now our tummies ache.

Clever kids          Hey Grasshopper Gals, hate to burst your bubble
                     There’s a moral to this tale, you’re headed straight for trouble.

Storyteller(s) 1     The ants who lived next door to them had planned so well ahead
                     Had worked throughout the summer heat to store up all their bread.

Ants                 Did you ever, did you ever, meet a group of ants so clever!

Clever kids          Hey Grasshopper Gals, hate to burst your bubble
                     There’s a moral to this tale, you’re headed straight for trouble.

Storyteller(s) 2     And when our dear little grasshopper gals
                     came begging for some bread
                     The ants just shook their heads and said

Ants                 You’re going to end up dead!

Clever kids          Hey Grasshopper Gals, hate to burst your bubble
                     There’s a moral to this tale, you’re headed straight for trouble.

Grasshopper gals     OK OK we’ve heard enough. So what’s the moral? Tell us please.
                     We bet the moral’s full of DON’TS! ​DON’T​ sing away the summers?
                     DON’T ​waste your days just having fun?
                     DON’T​ lounge around in bed?

Clever kids          NO​! The moral of this story is: ​IT’S SMART TO PLAN AHEAD!
SV 31 Boys and girls under 6

‘The roller coaster’ by Marian Swinger

I rode the roller coaster.
It gave me such a scare.
I thought I’d left my tummy
Floating in the air,

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox, chosen by John Foster’, page 24
SV 32 Girls 6 and 7 years

‘Camping out’ by Clive Webster

One night last holiday
We camped on our lawn
We planned to stay out there
From darkness to dawn.

But at half-past ten
When the garden was black,
We rushed into the house
Shouting, ‘Mum, we’ve come back.’

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox chosen by John Foster’, page 6
SV 33 Boys 6 and 7 years

‘NIght fright’ by Marian Swinger

My hair stood on end
And I trembled with fright
When I heard a strange noise
On the stairs in the night.

‘CREAK’, it went.
‘EEK’, I went.
What should I do?
Then my brother
leaped into my room
And yelled, ‘BOO!’

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox chosen by John Foster’, page 54
SV 34 Girls and Boys under 8

‘Wrong Trolley’ by Eric Finney

Mum, there’s catfood in our trolley
And we haven’t got a cat!
There’s a big bag of potatoes
And we didn’t load up that.
Do you remember loading beans
Or peas or cauliflowers?
Mum, I know we’re pushing it
But is this trolley ours?

‘An Orange Poetry Paintbox chosen by John Foster’, page 48
SV 35 Girls 8 years

‘Easy money’ by Roger McGough

Guess how old I am?
I bet you can’t.
I bet you.
Go on guess.
Have a guess.

Wrong!
Have another.

Wrong!
Have another.

Wrong again!
Do you give in?

Seven years four months two weeks
Five days three hours fifteen
Minutes forty-eight seconds!
That’s 20p you owe me.

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 19
SV 36 Girls 9 years

‘Class warfare’ by Roger McGough

I’m the most important
Person in the class.

Twenty-four carat diamond
While all the rest are glass.

Distinctions distinguish me
While others strive to pass

I’m en route for glory
While others are en masse

They’re backdrops, they’re bit parts
They’re day-old candy floss

They provide the undercoat
For my enduring gloss

When I go down in history
I’ll go down a storm

For I’m the most important
Person in the form

(If you don’t believe me
Ask Daddy - he’s the headmaster.)

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 9
SV 37 Boys 8 and 9 years

‘Strangeways’ by Roger McGough

Granny’s canary
Escaped from its cage
It’s up on the roof
In a terrible rage

Hurling abuse
And making demands
That granny fails
To understand

‘Lack of privacy’
‘Boring old food’
It holds up placards
Painted and rude

It’s not coming down
The canary warns
Till gran carries out
Major reforms

The message has spread
And now for days
Cage-birds have been acting
In very strange ways

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 103
SV 38 Girls 10 and 11 years

‘What she did’ by Roger McGough

What she did
Was really awful
It made me feel quite ill
It was wrong and quite unlawful
I feel queasy still.

What she did
Was quite uncalled for
How could she be so cruel?
My friends were all appalled, for
She made me look a fool.

What she did
Was out of order
It made me blush and wince
From that moment I ignored her
And haven’t spoken since.

What she did
Was really rotten.
But what it was
I’ve quite forgotten.

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 150
SV 39 Boys 10 and 11 years

‘Mafia cats’ by Roger McGough

We’re the Mafia cats
Bugsy, Franco and Toni
We’re crazy for pizza
With hot pepperoni

We run all the rackets
From gambling to vice
On St Valentine’s day
We massacre mice

We always wear shades
To show that we’re meanies
Big hats and sharp suits
And drive Lamborghinis

We’re the Mafia cats
Bugsy, Franco and Toni
Love Sicilian wine
And cheese macaroni

But we have a secret
(And if you dare tell
You’ll end up with the kitten
At the bottom of the well)

Or covered in concrete
And thrown into the deep
For this is one secret
You really must keep.)

We’re the Cosa Nostra
Run the scams and the fiddles
But at home we are
Mopsy, Ginger and Tiddles.

‘All the best, the selected poems of Roger McGough’, page 90
SV 40 Girls 12 and 13 years

‘Teacher’ by Carol Ann Duffy

When you teach me,
your hands bless the air
where chalk dust sparkles.

And when you talk,
the six wives of Henry VIII
stand in the room like bridesmaids,

or the Nile drifts past the classroom window,
the Pyramids baking like giant cakes
on the playing fields.

You teach with your voice,
so a tiger prowls from a poem
and pads between desks, black and gold

in the shadow and sunlight,
or the golden apples of the sun drop
from a branch in my mind’s eye.

I bow my head again
to this tattered, doodled book
and learn what love is.

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 163
SV 41 Boys 12 and 13 years

‘Geography Lesson’ by Brian Patten

Our teacher told us one day he would leave
And sail across a warm blue sea
To places he had only known from maps,
And all his life had longed to be.

The house he lived in was narrow and grey
But in his mind’s eye he could see
Sweet-scented jasmine clinging to the walls,
And green leaves burning on an orange tree.

He spoke of the lands he longed to visit,
Where it was never drab or cold.
I couldn’t understand why he never left,
And shook off the school’s stranglehold.

Then halfway through his final term
He took ill and never returned,
He never got to that place on the map
Where the green leaves of the orange trees burned.

The maps were redrawn on the classroom wall;
His name forgotten, he faded away.
But a lesson he never knew he taught
Is with me to this day.

I travel to where the green leaves burn,
To where the ocean’s glass-clear and blue,
To places our teacher taught me to love -
And which he never knew.

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 22
SV 42 Girls 14 and 15 years

‘Climbing the world’ by John Rice

Heading home, the faces
of the passengers opposite
are reflected dark blue
in the late-night train windows.

I doze, my daughter yawns.

The head of the sleeping man
next to me lolls about like a puppet’s.
His paperback slips from his lap
and falls on to the orange peel
he discarded before falling asleep.

He wakes in time to get off at Sevenoaks.

I pick up the book, brush the peel off the jacket.
It’s ‘​The diary of a Young Girl: Anne Frank​,
The ‘97 Penguin edition​, due back
at Paddington Library by 13 Dec.
I start reading the foreword

… ​Anne Frank kept a diary​ …

Her father, Otto Frank, edited her diaries
after she was dead.
I see him crying at the typewriter.

My daughter is twenty-seven
We have great times together
She is my friend and I love her.
Even in a train’s harsh light she is very beautiful,
She is climbing the world.

Anne and Otto Frank
Have taught me how to tell you this.

I shall now return the sleeping man’s
book to Paddington Library.                  (The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson, page 318)
SV 43 Boys 14 and 15 years

‘Daffodils’ by William Wordsworth

I wander’d lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vale and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the Milky Way,
They stretch’d in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed - and gazed - but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 305
SV 44 Girls 16 and 17 years

‘Remember’ by Christina Rosetti

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you planned:
Only remember me; you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 85
SV 45 Boys 16 and 17 years

‘Upon Westminster Bridge’ by William Wordsworth

Earth has not anything to show more fair:
Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
A sight so touching in its majesty:
This City now doth, like a garment, wear
The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
Ships, towers,domes,theatres,and temples lie
Open unto the fields, and to the sky;
All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.
Never did sun more beautifully steep
In his first splendour, valley, rock, or hill;
Ne’er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep!
The river glideth at his own sweet will:
Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;
And all the mighty heart is lying still!

‘The Works 3 chosen by Paul Cookson’, page 306
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