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                                                         Contents                                                                             Publisher & Editor
                                                                                                                                                   David A. Fryxell
                                                                                                                                     (575) 538-4374 • editor@desertexposure.com
6 Editor’s Notebook • Rx for Change                             38 The Starry Dome • Sagittarius, the Archer
Now it’s time to get down to the business of insuring New       What to watch in the skies this month. By Bert Stevens                     Creative Director &
Mexicans’ health. By David A. Fryxell                                                                                                 Silver City Advertising Sales
                                                                39 Body, Mind & Spirit • To “E.R.R.” Is Humane                                      Lisa D. Fryxell
7 Letters                                                       A three-part formula. By Bina Breitner                                (575) 538-4374 • ads@desertexposure.com
Our readers write.
                                                                41 Body, Mind & Spirit • Echinacea vs. Colds                                   Advertising Sales
10 Desert Diary                                                 Does it help? Plus Hispanics’ risk from air pollution.                                 Silver City:
Wedding bells, backwards nails and more reader tales.           EarthTalk, from E—The Environmental Magazine                                          Ilene Wignall
                                                                                                                                     (575) 313-0002, ­ilenew@desertexposure.com
12 Tumbleweeds • A Growing Difference                           43 Body, Mind & Spirit • The Gift of Forgiveness                                 Las Cruces/Mesilla:
Preferred Produce near Columbus aims to be a different          The best gift you’ll ever give yourself. By Gaye Rock                                  Kristi Dunn
kind of grower. By Marjorie Lilly                                                                                                     (575) 956-7552, kristi@desertexposure.com
                                                                46 Body, Mind & Spirit • Weekly Events                                                   Deming:
13 Tumbleweeds • Ghost of a Chance?                             Grant County support groups, classes and more.                                       Marjorie Lilly
Is high-tech ghost town developer Pegasus Global Holdings                                                                           (575) 544-3559, ­marjorie@desertexposure.com
for real? Plus the Top 10. By David A. Fryxell                  47 Henry Lightcap’s Journal • Walkabouts
                                                                Wisdom from Walden and walkabouts. By Henry Lightcap                             Web Designer
14 Tumbleweeds • Police Cruizers                                                                                                                     David Cortner
Ex-Chicago cops turn in their badges for small-town car-club    48 Ramblin’ Outdoors • Foraging in the Backyard
fun. By Pat Young                                               The feast all around you. By Larry Lightner                                Events & Social Media
                                                                                                                                                 Courtney F. Graziano
16 Southwest Gardener • Gardening for the Ages                  49 Talking Horses • Soft Eyes
Sage advice for keeping in the gardening game after that        When a laser focus is counter-productive. By Scott Thomson                          Columnists
AARP card arrives. By Vivian Savitt                                                                                                 Henry Lightcap, Larry Lightner, Marjorie Lilly,
                                                                50 Red or Green? • Dining Guide                                              Vivian Savitt, Bert Stevens,
18 Arts Exposure • Heady Stuff                                  Restaurant guide for Southwest New Mexico.                                         Scott Thomson
Sculptor Tim Read found his muse with steel and giant
heads. By Donna Clayton Walter                                  52 Red or Green? • Everything’s Ducky Again                                           P.O. Box 191
                                                                Silver City’s Tre Rosat Café reopens. By Peggy Platonos                          Silver City, NM 88062
21 Arts Exposure • Art Scene                                                                                                              (575) 538-4374 • fax (575) 534-4134
Latest area art happenings.                                     54 Red or Green? • Table Talk                                                 www.desertexposure.com
                                                                Restaurant news.
23 Arts Exposure • Gallery Guide
Where to enjoy art in our area.                                 56 40 Days & 40 Nights
                                                                Complete area events guide for August and early September.
24 The Literary Life • Going to Pot
In a new book, Mimbres author Doug Fine argues for taking       58 The To-Do List
the crime out of cannabis. By Donna Clayton Walter              Don’t-miss events this month.                                      Desert Exposure is published monthly and distrib-
                                                                                                                                   uted free of charge at establishments throughout
26 Trends • Doomsday Scenarios                                  61 Pet Talk • Human Treats, Pet Poison                             Southwestern New Mexico. Vol. XVI, number 8,
Meet three of your neighbors who think the end is near—         What not to feed your dog or cat. By Angela Clendenin              August 2012. Mail subscriptions are $18 for 6 is-
and who plan to be prepared. By Larry Lightner                                                                                     sues, $35 for 12 issues. Single copies by mail $4.
                                                                62 Continental Divide • Father of the Bride                        All contents copyright © 2012 Continental Divide
29 Animal Welfare• Led to Slaughter                             It’s not as easy as just looking dashing in a tux, you know.       Publishing LLC. All rights reserved. No portion of
Slaughterhouses are looking to resume butchering horses,        By David A. Fryxell                                                this publication may be reproduced without writ-
including here in New Mexico. By Laurie Ford                                                                                       ten permission. All rights to material by outside
                                                                                                About the cover: Tim Read’s        contributors revert to the author. Views expressed
32 Creative Pursuits • Garden of Earthly Delights                                               large metal sculpture, “Unti-      in articles, advertisements, graphics and/or photos
Gila artist Bill Kaderly turns wood and rocks into fanciful                                     tled,” is on display in front of   appearing in Desert Exposure do not necessarily
folk-art creations. By Rebecca Fitch                                                            his house. The custom-made         reflect the views of the editors or advertisers.
                                                                                                scaffolding is a new direc-           Desert Exposure is not responsible for unsolic-
34 Southwest Wildlife • American Icon                                                           tion the artist is taking to add   ited submissions of articles or artwork. Submis-
The plains bison, famed in the Great Plains, also roamed                                        depth and a feeling of move-       sions by mail must include a self-addressed
early New Mexico. By Jay W. Sharp                                                               ment to his large sculptured       stamped envelope for reply or return. It will be
                                                                                                heads. For more about Read,        assumed that all submissions, including e-mail let-
37 Borderlines • Politicians and Police                                                         see this issue’s Arts Exposure     ters, are intended for publication. All submissions,
The area’s other presidential election, plus the law in Palo-                                   section. (Photo at left by         including letters to the editor, may be edited for
mas. By Marjorie Lilly                                                                          Donna Clayton Walter)              length, style and content.

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                                                                                                                                     Editor’s Notebook • David A . Fryxell

                                                                            New                                                            Rx for Change
                                                                                                                       The Supreme Court has ruled. Now it’s time to get down to
                                                                          Location                                          the business of insuring New Mexicans’ health.

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                                                                                                                   n the wake of this summer’s Supreme Court mandate (which the Court has now realized is re-
                                                                                                                   decision upholding the Affordable Care Act ally a tax) that everybody buy health insurance or
                                                                                                                   (ACA), Merri Rudd, a former Bernalillo County pay a penalty. To be fair to insurance companies,
                                                                                                               probate judge, wrote an eye-opening editorial in though, you simply can’t force them to take every-

    413 N. Arizona, Silver City, NM                                                                            the Albuquerque Journal. At least it would be eye- body regardless of health without forcing healthy
                                                                                                               opening for anyone in the comfortable bosom of uninsured people into the pool as well. The “man-

           575-534-1600                                                                                        employer-sponsored health care or who’s reached date” was originally proposed as a free-market al-
                                                                                                               the promised land of Medicare. Rudd’s experience ternative by the conservative Heritage Foundation,
                                                                                                               sounds all too familiar for those of us scrounging embraced by Republicans including presidential
                                                                                                               for coverage in what “Obamacare” opponents call nominee Sen. Bob Dole, and enacted in Massachu-
                                                                                                               the “marketplace.” As she discovered, “market- setts by then-Gov. Mitt Romney.

     The Doorsmith
                                                                                                               place” describes private health insurance in the            Still, we get it, conservatives have changed their
                                                                                                               real world much the way a Little League game re- minds on this much like they have on protecting
                                                                                                               sembles Roman gladiatorial arenas.                       the environment and other principles once held
Complete Door Replacement and Repair Service                                                                       Rudd recounts her shock at being unable to pur- dear by the GOP. But what else, specifically, makes
                                                                                                               chase health insurance from two of the state’s larg- them so mad that the ACA must be repealed entire-
                                                        • General Repairs
                                                                                                               est insurers, Presbyterian and Lovelace, when her ly (and, ideally, deleted from the history books by
                                                        • Locks                                                coverage from the term-limited judgeship ran out. a Koch Industries-funded time machine)? Here’s
                                                        • Screens                                              She describes herself as “a non-smoking 57-year- what else the ACA does:
                                                                                                               old woman who is 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs 128          • Allows young adults under age 26 to get cov-
                                                        • Security Grills
                                                                                                               pounds, has never used illegal drugs, eats a low-fat ered on their parents’ policies.
                                                        • Weather Stripping                                    diet, takes no daily prescription medicines, walks          • Expands Medicaid to give health coverage
                                                        • Grand Portals                                        three to five miles daily, attends yoga classes to people up to 133% of the federal poverty level
                                                                                                               weekly, hikes and dances.” Her only medical is- ($30,657 for a family of four in 2012). According
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                                                                                                               sue is a genetic predisposition to high cholesterol. to the Kaiser Family Foundation, New Mexico has
                                                        • Free Estimates                                       She also was rear-ended in a car accident in 2009, about 200,000 people who lack health insurance
                                                                                                               causing a back injury that fully resolved without and fall below that 133% guideline.
                                                        R Tyler Webb                                           surgery or prescription drugs.                                                    • Gives tax credits to families
                                                        575-313-6402                                               Both insurers nonetheless                                                 between 100% and 400% of the
                                                                                                               cited “history of back injury”                 Contact us!                    poverty level ($92,200 for a fami-
                                                                                                               as grounds for rejecting her.                    PO Box 191                   ly of four) to purchase insurance
                                                                                                               Presbyterian also dinged her for            Silver City, NM 88062             through state exchanges.
                                                                                                               cholesterol and “height/weight            telephone (575) 538-4374                • Increases Medicare taxes by
                                            21st Annual                                                        guidelines”—despite the fact                  fax (575) 534-4134              0.9% on earnings over $200,000
Run to Copper Country Car Show                                                                                 that Rudd’s BMI of 20.7 puts her
                                                                                                               smack in the middle of “normal.”
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                                                                                                               Neither insurer asked about ex-                                               crease on unearned (i.e. invest-
      at the Host Motel, Holiday Inn Express, Hwy. 180 E.                                                      ercise or diet.                           ads@desertexposure.com              ment) income for high-income
            Registration Sat. Aug. 18, 8 a.m. to noon                                                              We’ve ranted before (Editor’s                                             households.
                   at Gough Park, Silver City                                                                  Notebook, October 2009) about                                                     • Shrinks the Medicare
                                                                                                               the plight of the uninsured and uninsurable in “doughnut hole.”
          Cars 1975 & earlier,                                                                                 America. If you lost your job, would you be able            • Requires businesses with 50 or more employ-
         entry fee $35 includes                                                                                to get health insurance? Rudd’s experience should ees to offer health insurance or pay a penalty.
         T-shirt & dash plaque                                                                                 make you think twice. If you got hurt in an acci-           We’d love to hear Heather Wilson or Rep. Steve
     Oldies music, raffles, vendors,                                                                           dent through no fault of your own, might that inju- Pearce (who recently voted a 33rd time for repeal
                                                                                                               ry make you uninsurable—even if you’re OK now? of the ACA) spell out which of these provisions
        free health screenings,
                                                                                                                   The upholding of the ACA puts these ques- they find so odious, rather than the generic fulmi-
            special events
                                                                                                               tions into sharper focus, because the post-ruling nating about “Obamacare” we’ll surely hear until
    coppercountrycruizers.com                                                                                  ranting on the “repeal” side specifically threatens November: “Your 24-year-old kid should go with-
                                                                                                               to take away the one hope for millions of Ameri- out health insurance like everybody else!” “The
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                                                                                                               cans like Rudd: As of Jan. 1, 2014, insurance com- Medicare doughnut hole is a good thing—seniors
                                                                                                               panies won’t be able to deny coverage to people have too dang much disposable income as it is.”
                                                                                                               with pre-existing conditions or others whom their “The rich guys who are footing the bill for my cam-
                                                                                                               underwriting peculiarities deem too risky. Buying paign don’t want to pay a penny more in taxes.”
                                                                                                               individual health insurance—currently a byzantine Such straight talk would be refreshing, but unlike-
                                                                                                               process you have to puzzle out yourself—will also ly to win them re-election.
                                                                                                               become more straightforward with the establish-

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                                                                                                               ment of state insurance exchanges. (Think about             nstead, Pearce continues to parrot claims about
                                                                                                               it: You can hardly turn on the TV without seeing a          the ACA that have already been exposed as lies
                                                                                                               gecko or a basso-voiced spokesman hawking car               and distortions. In a recent op-ed defending his
                                                                                                               insurance. When’s the last time you saw an ad for latest pointless repeal vote, he repeated the notion
                                                                                                               health insurance?)                                       that the health-care law will impose $4,700 in new
                                                                                                                   So when somebody starts an ill-informed dia- taxes per family, mostly on those making less than
                                                                                                               tribe about the urgent need to overturn Obam- $120,000 a year. You may also hear that the ACA
                                                                                                               acare, you’ll pardon those of us who must buy our raises taxes by $500 billion or $800 billion, depend-
                                                                                                               own health insurance for having to suppress an ing on who’s doing the distorting.
                                                                                                               urge to punch that somebody in the nose.                    An independent analysis by USA Today last
                                                                                                                                                                        month concluded, “only a small percentage of

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                                                                                                                          be specific about what parts of the ACA “Fewer than 10% of the nation’s 40 million tax fil-
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“job-killer,” which FactCheck.org characterizes as
“bogus” and “hooey.”
    The truth is, as Sen. Jeff Bingaman has pointed
                                                         US ranks behind those countries with “socialized
                                                         medicine.” Perhaps the nearly $800,000 McConnell
                                                         received in donations from the healthcare industry
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out, New Mexico stands to gain more from the             last year is the only number he cares about.               An un-mounted seminar for horseback riders
ACA than almost any other state. With an unin-              The ACA is far from perfect, and could certain-
sured rate of about 24%, New Mexico has recently         ly benefit from bipartisan tweaking if that weren’t                 Improve your riding seat
ranked second or third in the nation in percentage       an impossible fantasy in this hyperpartisan era.
of population lacking health coverage. “We’ve had
chronically high uninsured rates for years,” Bing­
                                                         But if you already have health insurance—wheth-
                                                         er it’s the cushy plan US senators like McConnell
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we are finally going to be able to tackle that intrac-   with co-pays, or even care through the VA—you              Call to set up a seminar or get info on future seminars.
table problem.”                                          simply can’t understand the importance of this
    The state will also receive billions of dollars to   legislation.
expand Medicaid—an estimated $6 billion between             Now that the Supreme Court has ruled, it’s time
2014 and 2020, while the state will have to pony up      to put the partisan bickering behind us and move
an extra $500 million during that span. New Mexico       forward. New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez needs
Voices for Children estimates that the economic          to act promptly to meet the deadlines for expand-
spinoff of that extra $6 billion (new jobs in health-    ing Medicaid coverage and establishing a health-in-
care, for example) will likely generate enough extra     surance exchange. She should eschew the lawless
taxes to cover the state’s $500 million contribution.    foot-dragging of GOP colleagues such as Texas’
It’s hard to see how this is a bad thing.                Gov. Rick Perry and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal.
                                                         (Imagine their outrage if Democratic governors

I
   n an interview on Fox News, GOP Senate Ma-            similarly said they intended to ignore the settled
   jority Leader Mitch McConnell insisted that           law of the land.)
   covering 30 million uninsured Americans is               You’re entitled to disagree, of course. But if
“not the issue.” Senator, tell that to New Mexicans      you’ve never tried to buy your own health insur-
like Merri Rudd, who can’t get health insurance.         ance, those of us who have are entitled to say you
   McConnell went on: “The question is how can           don’t know what you’re talking about. k
you go step by step to improve the American
health care system. It is already the finest health
care system in the world.”                               David A. Fryxell is editor of Desert
   No, Senator, it’s not—not even close, even for                    Exposure.
those who can afford healthcare. In measures rang-
ing from life expectancy to infant mortality, the

                                                Letters

               Parking and Dancing
                                        Our readers write.
Paving Paradise                                          looked like before. We’d have ONLY parking

R
        egarding your editorial “Parking Wars” in the    ­spaces if everyone had your attitude. It’s because
        June 2012 Desert Exposure: I know you’re          of people fixing up buildings “too far gone” that the
        old enough to remember the song lyrics            downtown is so popular that we perceive the need
from “Big Yellow Taxi” by Counting Crows sung by          for more parking spaces.
Joni Mitchell: “Don’t it always seem to go/ That you                       Gail Stanford and Herbie Marsden
don’t know what you got til it’s gone./ They paved                                                  Silver City
paradise, and put up a parking lot.” But you’ve for-
gotten them. When our little company bought the             Editor’s note: Thanks for the thoughtful and
Isaac’s building (then the Corner Café building),        specific letter. I’m afraid, though, that you’re taking
people laughed at us for buying a building that was      a very small part of this editorial—which mostly
“simply too far gone.” When Tre Rosat bought the         argued for paving and signage—and blowing it
old bookstore, people smirked—it was “simply too         way out of proportion. I specifically wrote, “We’re
far gone.” Ask Art and Conversation what their           not advocating a 21st-century urban renewal or                                 In the House or In the Barn…
                                                                                                                                            Frumpy Fox
building looked like before they rehabbed it. Or Un      ‘malling,’” and wouldn’t dream of advocating de-
Mundo, or Fire Cloud Traders, or the Murray Ho-          molishing any building like the ones you mention.                                                               LLC
tel, or almost any other building downtown.              Indeed, the very same editorial specifically cele-
    We love our quirky little town. We don’t see         brated the Murray Hotel opening, and in this issue                                           Petsitting
buildings that are too far gone, we see opportuni-       we cover the return of Tre Rosat.                                              Free Consultation • Insured • Bonded
ties, and so does the occasional energetic, vision-
ary person who will bring them back to life. This
                                                            In our pages, too, we have consistently featured
                                                         Silver City’s historic buildings—most recently in
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town has already lost too many historic adobes to
the wrecking ball because they were empty “too
                                                         Pep Parotti’s “Some Things Gone By” (May). Ironi-
                                                         cally, that story notes that a three-story landmark
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Streets and ask the people what their buildings                              LETTERS continued on next page

                                               Friday, August 3rd
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                                                                                                A Letter to Readers                               I’ve visited with local celebs such as Bob
                                                                                                                                              Diven, Carrie Hamblen, David Salcido and
                                                                                               from Writer Jeff Berg                          Julienne Hadfield. All were candid and great to

                                                                                     W        ell, it had to happen sooner or later. My       work with.

      Who voted to leave
                                                                                              desire to leave Las Cruces has finally              But behind all that and all of the kind and
                                                                                     been met and I have been released for bad                wonderful people I’ve met in Las Cruces, places
                                                                                     behavior and am now living in Santa Fe.                  like Tiffany’s Greek Café, Happy Dog and Zef-

       the Medicare Rx
                                                                                         When I first decided to try and make a “liv-         firo’s Pizza, and a passion for the Chihuahuan
                                                                                     ing” through freelance writing, it was former            Desert, I’ve never felt truly “at home” in Las
                                                                                     Desert Exposure editor/publisher Jay Glickman            Cruces. That was for a number of reasons, and
                                                                                     who published one of my first articles, submitted        recently, my discomfort with the city reached

     "doughnut hole" open?                                                           blindly, since I liked the way the paper looked.
                                                                                     That piece was a satirical overview about those
                                                                                     who trashed people who left California to live
                                                                                                                                              a pinnacle and it became time to attend to my
                                                                                                                                              own inner spiritual needs in another place.
                                                                                                                                                  Santa Fe is not the ideal solution, and I have
                                                                                     elsewhere, which at the time included me.                lived there before, and another move might be
                                                                                         I lived in beautiful Santa Cruz, Calif., for         in the cards later on. But for now, I will remain
                                                                                     three lovely years before coming to Las Cruces           a “don” of New Mexico and will continue to
                                                                                     in the spring of 2001.                                   write for other publications and continue to

    Steve Pearce DID!
                                                                                         Since then, I became a regular contributor           write my book about movies made in New
                                                                                     to Desert Exposure, and was “promoted” to                Mexico.
                                                                                     Senior Writer by editor/publisher David Fryxell               Mr. Fryxell has hinted at a possible write-up
                   Paid for by the Grant County Democratic Party
                                                                                     a couple of years after he bought the paper from         of the Santa Fe circus, aka the state legislature,
           Visit: https://sites.google.com/site/nmcd2democraticvoices                Glickman.                                                in 2013, but if that doesn’t happen, I want to
                                                                                         I’ve had the good fortune of writing about           sincerely thank all of the Desert Exposure loyal
                                                                                     most any topic or person that I pitched to Mr.           readers, David and Lisa Fryxell, Donna Clayton

Burro Mountain
                                                                                     Fryxell, covering (or uncovering) everything from        Walter, and all of the great people I have met
                                                                                     Las Cruces’ own naturists (nudists to those who          and/or interviewed over the years.
                                                                                     don’t know their lingo) to a horrific day with an             “To part is the lot of all mankind. The world
 Horsemanship                                                                        animal control officer.
                                                                                         I’ve been with the cops, the Border Patrol, the
                                                                                                                                              is a scene of constant leave-taking, and the
                                                                                                                                              hands that grasp in cordial greeting today,
    Here to help you with your Equine needs!                                         deaf community, writers, painters, sculptors, sex
                                                                                     toy sellers (again, Fryxell asked no questions),
                                                                                                                                              are doomed ere long to unite for the last time,
                                                                                                                                              when the quivering lips pronounce the word,
                                                                                     interviewed Santa Claus and “furries” (look              ‘Farewell’”—R.M. Ballantyne
     • Short-term or vacation boarding for your horse
                                                                                     it up!), been to prison (for real) several times,            Of course it is not as meaningful as hu-
     • On-site professional care • Twice a day feeding                               and met numerous other good folks. One of my             man interaction, but feel free to email me at
       • Daily cleaning of paddock • Covered shelter                                 favorite artist pieces was an interview with Mari        ­nedludd76@hotmail.com.
        • Safe and secure private area for your horse                                Broenen, who has since relocated to Tucson, but                                                      Jeff Berg
                                                                                     whose work I was nearly speechless to define.                                                        Santa Fe
       We’ll customize care for your horse!
                                                                                                                       LETTERS continued      also people with secretarial skills (that means
       Call or e-mail for individual consultation                                                                                             someone who understands how to file, type a busi-
            575-313-3032 dana@aznex.net                                                                                                       ness letter, and deal with state agencies). We need
                                                                                    ton Chevrolet building that’s now been lovingly           maintenance skills as well, for plumbing and basic
                                                                                    renovated as the Hub. Apparently “paradise” is            repairs. While we are an alternative community
                                                                                    sometimes in the eye of the beholder.                     interested in creating a healing environment and

        WANTED
      A Buyer for McKnight Canyon Retreat
                                                                                       As the editorial expressed, let’s hope that the lat-
                                                                                    est good news does indeed help make downtown
                                                                                    more popular. But sitting around waiting for the “oc-
                                                                                    casional energetic, visionary person” who has the
                                                                                                                                              pursuing methods of gardening and horticulture
                                                                                                                                              and alternative housing, we also have to comply
                                                                                                                                              with state regulations regarding building codes.
                                                                                                                                                  Finally, living in a community with a lot of peo-
                                                                                    bottomless pockets to restore an old building is not      ple with very different outlooks can be a challenge.
                                                                                    exactly a sound downtown development strategy.            We would welcome a few hardy younger souls
                                                                                                                                              willing to try such an experiment, but contact us
                                                                                    The Cost of Community                                     first (we’re on the Intentional Communities web-

                                                                                    A
                                                                                            s chairperson of the board of directors, I        site). Arrange a visit, meet people, and take your
                                                                                            must comment on Patricia Pawlicki’s state-        time making the commitment.
                                                                                            ment of City of the Sun being a “cheap”                                             Maya Nolastname
                                                                                    place to stay (Southwest Gardener, July). Yes, and                                                   Via email
                                                                                    no. If you are a desert-hardy individual who can
                                                                                    live off the grid (think of the cost of solar power—      Fantastic Footwork

                                                                                                                                              T
                                                                                    a mini-setup is at least $1,000 unless you can find              hanks for the fantastic article on contra
      Energy and space efficient 3 year old cabin and                               used equipment). Then there is a $1,500 member-                  dancing in your recent issue (“Fun with
      workshop in the tall Ponderosa Pines of the upper                             ship development fee required in order to be as-                 Footwork,” July). The writer captured all the
      Mimbres Valley. Radiant in-floor heating, Yoga                                signed a homesite should one be available. Then           history, joy, growth and fun of contra dancing, and
                                                                                    there is the cost of a propane tank, unless you put       the photos added to that. I forwarded a link to the
      studio, 2.833 acres and the forest is just up the
                                                                                    in enough solar to really be off the grid. Also, there    article to the national Country Dance and Song So-
      road. MLS#29294 $199,000                                                      is the cost of a Sun-Mar or other state-approved          ciety (in Massachusetts) to show them that great
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                                                       Desert Diary                                                                        ing. She would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a
                                                                                                                                           nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

 Wedding Bells & Backwards Nails                                                                                                              “Judy, figuring this was worth looking into,
                                                                                                                                           asked, ‘Why are you throwing those nails away?’
                                                                                                                                              “Lori explained, ‘When I pull a nail out of my
                   Plus dating in the Fifties, paraprosdokians and giant steps.                                                            pouch, about half of them have the head on the
                                                                                                                                           wrong end and I throw them away.’
                                                                                                                                              “Judy got completely upset and yelled, ‘You mo-

                     D
                               early beloved… Having recently survived           A. Guess. Pay close attention—and, yes, it matters        ron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the
                               a wedding in the family ourselves, we can         that this is in Canada:                                   other side of the house!’”
                               certainly relate to the family tensions in this      “Several guys from Peterborough, Ontario,
                     tale by TeresaO—and can’t resist opening with it:           dressed up their truck with a guy tied to the roof. The      Blonde or brunette, redhead or balding, your
                        “Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approach-               driver and passengers put on Moose Head costumes.         jokes are welcome at Desert Diary. Send to
                     ing. Nothing could dampen her excitement—not                   “As they drove down the main street of Peter-          diary@desertexposure.com.
                     even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother had             borough they nearly caused about six accidents.

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                     found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be                  “They were charged with public mischief and                    hose happy days… There’s simply no way
                     the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week           having open beer in a vehicle. Peterborough cops                  to do justice to this joke from Farmor, the
                     later, however, Jennifer was horrified to learn that        have no sense of humor.”                                          Swedish Grandma, without risking offend-
                     her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact                                                                     ing somebody. So if that somebody is you, please
                     same dress as her mother. Jennifer asked her fa-                Speaking of moose, Jess Hossinaround in               jump to the next entry. And remember that it really
                     ther’s new wife to exchange it, but she refused.            Arenas Valley sends along this Norwegian joke             isn’t as off-color as it seems, folks. After all, the set-
                        “‘Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in         (which of course Norwegians can decide is really          ting is the 1950s:
                     this dress, and I’m wearing it,’ she replied.               about the Swedes):                                            “It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer
                        “Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said,              “Ole and Sven get a pilot to fly them to Canada       of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He ar-
                     ‘Never mind, sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. Af-        to hunt moose and they bag six. As Ole and Sven           rived at her house and rang the bell. ‘Oh, come on
                     ter all, it’s your special day.’                            start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot    in!’ Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred
                        “A few days later, they went shopping, and did find      says, ‘The plane can only take four of those.’            in. ‘Have a seat in the living room. Would you like
                     another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they                “The two lads object strongly. ‘Last year ve shot     something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?’
                     stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren’t       six, and the pilot let us put dem all on board! He            “‘Iced tea, please,’ Fred said.
                     you going to return the other dress? You really don’t       had the same plane as yours.’                                 “Mom brought the iced tea. ‘So, what are you
                     have another occasion where you could wear it.’                 “Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six moose    and Peggy planning to do tonight?’ she asked.
                        “Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course          are loaded. However, even with full power, the                “‘Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe
                     I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the      little plane can’t handle the load and down it goes       grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a
                     night BEFORE the wedding.’”                                 and crashes in the middle of nowhere.                     walk on the beach...’
                                                                                     “A few moments later, climbing out of the                 “‘Peggy likes to screw, you know,’ Mom in-

                     A
                            merican sportsmen… Turning to more                   wreckage, Ole asks Sven, ‘Any idea vere ve are?’          formed him.
                            manly pursuits, we pass along this brief                 “Says Sven, ‘I t’ink ve’re pretty close to vere ve        “‘Uh... really?’ Fred replied, with raised eye-
                            hunting yarn (sort of) from Judge Hazard             crashed last year.’”                                      brows.
                                                                                                                                               “‘Oh, yes!’ the mother continued. ‘When she
                                                                                     Then there’s this fishing story from Alettera-        goes out with her friends, that’s all they do!’
                                                                                 tion:                                                         “‘Is that so?’ asked Fred, incredulous.
                                                                                     “Long before GPS was invented, two gents                  “‘Yes,’ said the mother. ‘As a matter of fact, she’d
                                                                                 fished regularly at Elephant Butte Reservoir. On          screw all night if we let her!’
                                                                                 one outing, the largemouth bass were so unbeliev-             “‘Well, thanks for the tip,’ Fred said, as he began
                                                                                 ably rampant, the two quickly caught their limits.        thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
                                                                                 They then resorted to catch and release to prolong            “A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the
                                                                                 the excitement for several hours.                         stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink
                                                                                     “As night was coming on, they decided to head         blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied
                                                                                 back to the rental dock. ‘But first,’ Ben said, ‘we       back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
                                                                                 need to be able to find this hole again, so I’m gonna         “‘Have fun, kids!’ the mother said as they left.
                                                                                 mark an X on the bottom of the boat.’                         “Half an hour later, a completely disheveled
                                                                                     “‘You dummy,’ Jerry replied. ‘What good will that     Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the
                                                                                 do? Suppose we don’t get the same boat next time.’”       front door behind her.
                                                                                                                                               “‘The Twist, Mom!’ she angrily yelled at her

                                                                                 P
                                                                                       ersons of the blonde persuasion… It’s               mother. ‘The damned dance is called the Twist!’”
Postcards from the edge… Readers continue to respond to our invitation                 been too long since we’ve had a blonde joke

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to submit photos of themselves on vacation holding “the biggest little pa-             in these pages, but here Old Grumps comes                araprosdokians… Introducing a new cat-
per in the Southwest.” Keep ’em coming, folks—we promise we’ll get to            to the rescue. As always, feel free to substitute the          egory and introducing us to a new word, Ger-
them all! For starters, here are Gerald and Cerese Schultz of Tyrone, who        hair hue of your choice in this yarn:                          aldH explains that “‘paraprosdokians’ are fig-
write: “We were visiting family members in Anchorage, Alaska. We flew               “Two public-spirited blondes, Lori and Judy,           ures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence
to Juneau to see some of the sights. This included a visit to the Menden-        were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for           or phrase is surprising or unexpected.” Winston
hall Glacier, shown in the background of the photo.”                             Humanity House. Lori was nailing down house sid-          Churchill loved them, apparently, and now so do we:

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                                                                              as well kiss your ass goodbye!”

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                                                                                      ou’re only as old as you
                                                                                      feel… Two tales about

                                                                                                                                                                                    e
                                                                                      smart-mouthed seniors,
                                                                              the first from CharlesC:
                                                                                  “At the senior center today, I
                                                                              failed a health and safety course
                                                                              that was put on for us old fogies.
                                                                              One of the questions was: ‘In the
                                                                              event of a fire, what steps would
                                                                              you take?’
                                                                                  “‘Freaking big ones’ was ap-
                                                                              parently the wrong answer.”

Postcards from the edge… Next, from the far northern hemisphere                  And this from the Silver
we zoom to the far southern end of the globe. Here are Ralph and             City Greek:
Nancy Gordon celebrating their 37th wedding anniversary on the                   “An older lady goes to the
Routeburn Track in New Zealand. She adds, “We left that copy                 bar on a cruise ship and orders
of Desert Exposure behind for others to read. Thousands walk the             a Scotch with two drops of wa-

                                                                                                                                   Your Voice!
Routeburn Track each year; maybe someone else from New Mexico                ter. As the bartender gives her
will see it!”                                                                the drink she says, ‘I’m on this
   Whether you’re headed for Alaska or Akela, snap a picture of              cruise to celebrate my 80th
yourself holding Desert Exposure and send it to PO Box 191, Silver           birthday and it’s today.’

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City, NM 88062, or diary@desertexposure.com.                                     “The bartender says, ‘Well,
                                                                             since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you
                                                                             a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’
    “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.               “As the woman finishes her drink, the woman

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    “The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s    to her right says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink,
still on my list.                                         too.’
    “Since light travels faster than sound, some peo-        “The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I
ple appear bright until you hear them speak.              want a Scotch with two drops of water.’
    “If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.               “‘Coming up,’ says the bartender.
    “We never really grow up, we only learn how to           “As she finishes that drink, the man to her left
act in public.                                            says, ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’
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who is left.                                              I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’
    “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wis-          “‘Coming right up,’ the bartender says. As he
dom is not putting it in a fruit salad.                   gives her the drink, he says, ‘Ma’am, I’m dying of
    “They begin the evening news with ‘Good eve-
ning,’ then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
    “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
                                                          curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of
                                                          water?’
                                                             “The old woman replies, ‘Sonny, when you’re my
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                                  Tumbleweeds •Marjorie Lilly                                                                     and Las Cruces. Stong approached Silver City au-
                                                                                                                                  thorities and they rebuffed him in the name of pro-

                   A Growing Difference                                                                                           tecting Grant County growers. “We support this. I
                                                                                                                                  don’t have a problem with it,” says Stong.
                                                                                                                                     Stong is a firm believer in using local produce as
           Paying workers a “living wage,” Preferred Produce near Columbus                                                        much as possible. He says this concept will solve
                                                                                                                                  two major problems in the US: poor nutrition and
                        aims to be a different kind of grower.                                                                    unemployment.
                                                                                                                                     Preferred Produce sells at the farmers market
                                                                                                                                  in Las Cruces and at two farmers markets in El
                                                                                                                                  Paso. They also sell at Peppers Supermarket in
                                                                                                                                  Deming and to high-end restaurants in Las Cruces.

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                                                                                                                                        tong’s business philosophy might be summed
                                                                                                                                        up in his statement: “I think everything in so-
                                                                                                                                        ciety has a function. The function of business
                                                                                                                                  is to make jobs, not to make a profit. If we make a
                                                                                                                                  profit, we make a profit.”
                                                                                                                                      He also believes wholeheartedly in local pro-
                                                                                                                                  duction for agriculture. He was a USDA consul-
                                                                                                                                  tant for six years in Taiwan, where “no farm was

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Preferred               ou can see the greenhouse in the distance         ragon), squash and cantaloupes.                         allowed to have more than 200 acres, and they
Produce’s               from the highway just south of the Border Pa-         The place is lush and almost jungle-like, despite   all sell locally,” Stong says. “The average farmer
greenhouses             trol checkpoint near Columbus. It looks like      the “evaporation pads” on the wall and some big         [there] makes more money than someone who
near Colum-      several greenhouses. There are 10 rounded roofs,         fans blowing on the opposite wall. All water is re-     works in the city.”
bus. (Courtesy   which are the separate “bays” of one greenhouse,         cycled.                                                     He has an impressive list of university degrees:
photo)           and another greenhouse under construction.                   This is certified fully organic produce. Pre-       one in economics from George Washington Uni-
                     The gate is about five minutes from the high-        ferred Produce uses no pesticides or herbicides.        versity, a master’s in soil and water science at the
                 way over a dirt road through flat, scrubby land.         Very long yellow strips of flypaper are stuck to the    University of California at Riverside, and a PhD in
                 Matthew Stong comes out in a truck to personally         posts. The workers push “sulphur rocks” into the        agriculture and biosystem engineering from the
                 open the gate.                                           soil to kill russet mite eggs.                          University of Arizona.
                     I had heard that Stong, the owner/manager/de-            “The russet mite almost killed everything in the        He has worked at projects in developing coun-
                 signer of Preferred Produce, pays “living wages.”        greenhouse last November,” says Stong. He says          tries such as Nigeria and Mexico, and has done
                 The average wage for a non-supervisory worker            they have no crop insurance. “You have to have          financial projections and planning for develop-
                 at the company is about $12.50, he says. In New          a      minimum                                                                                ing countries
                 Mexico most greenhouse workers get the mini-             acreage in or-                                                                                for the World
                 mum wage of $7.25.                                       der to do it.                                                                                 Bank.
                     There are 12 paid workers right now, plus 5          I’m one acre.”

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                 Stong family members who are working without                 The work-                                                                                          ne em-
                 pay for the time being. (Stong’s wife, children, fa-     ers need to                                                                                            ployee
                                      ther and mother-in-law all live     learn quite a                                                                                          at Pre-
                                      for now in office spaces in the     lot about plant                                                                               ferred      Pro-
                                      greenhouse.) When the second        care, including                                                                               duce,     Oscar
       “I love the job. I’m           greenhouse is finished in the       identification                                                                                Sandoval, is
                                      fall, the company should have       of pests. Part                                                                                about to go to
        doing something               17 paid workers. Stong also in-     of the care of                                                                                NMSU in the
                                      tends to put into place a profit-   the vines of                                                                                  fall with an in-
        different all the             sharing plan, possibly before       cherry        and                                                                             terest in arche-
                                      the end of the year.                grape toma-                                                                                   ology. He has
      time. I love getting                Stong is striving to create a   toes is learn-                                                                                worked for a
                                      worker-friendly environment.        ing to clip Owner-manager Matthew Stong has degrees in economics, soil and year, and the
      up in the morning.”             Compared to the usual atmo-         them to a cord water science, and agriculture and biosystem engineering. (Photo               generous sal-
                                      sphere at food processors in        so they won’t by Marjorie Lilly)                                                              ary he’s getting
                                      southwest New Mexico, where         flop over too                                                                                 is helping pay
                 I have worked, it’s as if the Preferred Produce          much and to                                                                                   utility bills at
                 workplace has arrived in a spaceship with new at-        “let them down,” or lean gently to one side, when his home in Columbus, buy new clothes for him-
                 titudes and rules. At those local food processors,       they get too tall.                                    self, his mother and his little sister, and support his
                 the management structure is entirely top-down.               Stong is aware that greenhouse workers in education. He’s getting a $1,500 scholarship from
                     Stong asked his employees what hours they            Mexico and Texas use stilts to pick cherry toma- Preferred Produce.
                 wanted to work, and they decided it should be            toes, a practice he considers too dangerous. That’s      James Carroll, who lives in Deming, has worked
                 from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m., when the coolest tempera-         why he doesn’t let the plants grow too high. He’s in construction in 42 states and Australia, but loves
                 tures are.                                               considering using a kind of pulley cord originally Preferred Produce. “I’ve gotten way better money,”
                     Gloria Lucero asked if she could get one day a       made for clotheslines as a more efficient way to he says. “But it’s not for the money—it’s because
Preferred Pro-   week off when she had a baby recently, and Stong         lower the plants.
duce worker      gave it to her. Gloria’s aunt now fills in for her one       Stong is always tinkering and designing. Plants
Oscar Sando-     day a week. Gloria laughs when she tells how she         grow from cubes of soil within long white metallic
val will go to   had a really hard time getting a day off for a doc-      planks he designed.
NMSU this fall   tor’s appointment at the last job she had.                   Crafting the workplace also preoccupies his
with the help                                                             mind. All employees get 10-day paid vacations.
of a $1,500

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                        he large greenhouse, covering one acre of         Stong and his partner, Sean Parnes, will do a job
scholarship             land, consists mostly of row after row of tall    first to understand how difficult it will be for the
from the com-           cherry- and grape-tomato plants. About 80%        worker. They offer free sodas and fruit juices to
pany. (Photo     of the produce is tomatoes, Stong says. The rest         the workers.
by Marjorie      consists of several varieties of lettuce, bell pep-
Lilly)

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                 pers, spices (including cilantro, basil, mint and tar-           ne day before our interview, the first web-
                                                                                  site for Preferred Produce appeared on-
                                                                                  line (www.preferredproduce.us). From
                                                                          this website they’re launching their home delivery
                                                                          plan. Customers order by phone different kinds
                                                                          of boxes that contain several vegetables, and get
                                                                          them delivered to their door. For now Preferred
                                                                          Produce is only advertising by postcards and ads
                                                                          to be hung on door handles. “We try to do things
                                                                          that require employees,” says Stong. “We hand
                                                                          pick. We try to do everything by hand—one, to use
                                                                          more employees and two, the quality is better.”
                                                                             One interesting aspect of the delivery plan is
                                                                          that the boxes will be available to food-stamp us-
                                                                          ers. “We signed up with SNAP,” says Stong. It will
                                                                          mean people on food stamps will have better nutri-
                                                                          tion.
                                                                             For now they will just deliver to Luna County       Supervisor James Carroll. (Photo by Marjorie Lilly)
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