EVENT GUIDE - WELCOME - Kiwiburn

WELCOME

EVENT GUIDE

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

ARTery: Artery is the heART of all things art Depot. Need to contact the Site Manager? MOOP (Matter-Out-Of-Place): Our
on the Paddock and open 24/7. It’s a public Depot. General questions? Depot. Forgot community respects the environment. We
space where all are welcome, near the Depot. your tampons/condoms/toothbrush/mind? are committed to leaving no physical trace
Come hang out in the shade, create Depot. Need a ride home? Depot. Come of our activities wherever we gather. If you
collaboratively or by yourself in the company have a yarn, find your marbles, and enjoy see MOOP, pick it up. You are responsible for
of others. Learn how you can get an Art Grant some misinformation in our front yard. ensuring your campsite is clean before you
to bring your epic idea to the Paddock next Open 10am–5pm daily. leave. Please do not leave food scraps.
year! View designs and images of Kiwiburn’s
Temples and Effigies. Check out the Event EMERGENCIES: Medics are on duty MPW: The Ministry of Public Works team
Guide for information on workshops, art 24 hours a day. They are situated near the works tirelessly before, during, and post-
tours and art gifting. You can also find Pup’s Depot and are equipped with radios, as festival to create the infrastructure needed
Paddock Post Headquarters in the ARTery – are Black Sheep Rangers. There is always for the festival. The MPW are a crazy bunch
they may or may not read your mail. Site Manager on duty and Security at night, (you gotta be to do that work) so if you see
 easily identifiable in hi-viz vests. them working in the hot sun, we’re sure
BE RESPECTFUL: Kiwiburn is held on they’d appreciate a cold drink or beer!
private land. Please respect our hosts and FIRE BAN: There are to be NO open fires
their beautiful farm! Drive carefully to the outside the organised burns on Saturday/ PADDOCK UNLIMITED RENEWABLE
Gate at 5km/h, following the signs. Please Sunday except those ENERGY CO-OPERATIVE (PURE-C): The
respect any boundary tape we have put in pre-registered with the Ops team. Gas Home for Wayward Girls and Boys is offering
place – it is there to protect your safety. Don’t cookers are ok. Fire spinning is ok in the 12volt batteries and a solar charging service
cross the river or climb the cliffs! If you are fire spinning areas. to anybody who wants to make use of them.
found outside festival grounds, you may be See Captain Lumos for more info. Greeters
evicted from the event. GATE: Opening times for Gate are: and Town Hall will be running off of PURE-C!
 Wednesday: 8am – 2am
BLACK SHEEP RANGERS: Volunteers Thursday: 9am – midnight RUBBISH: Remember: Kiwiburn is a Leave
in bright green t-shirts who help ensure Friday: 9am – midnight No Trace Event. Pack it In, Pack it Out. We
the safety of the site and participants. If Saturday: 9am – 6pm aim to leave the site cleaner than we found
you see a concerning situation, alert your Sunday: closed it. TAKE YOUR RUBBISH HOME! Do not
nearest Ranger or go to their headquarters: A security firm will be at Gate outside of these empty rubbish or put anything other than
the purple building at the back of the lower hours. They are here to help so please be human waste in the portable toilets. You are
paddock. courteous and nice! responsible for the condition of your campsite
 and nearby public areas of Kiwiburn. Clean
BURN NIGHTS: We have two separate GREY WATER: Most camps need to dispose up as you go!
burns: The Effigy on Saturday night and of grey water during Kiwiburn. Grey water is The nearest Waste Transfer Stations
The Temple on Sunday night! Keep an eye produced from cooking, dish washing, and open will be:
on the Depot white board for potential other hair and body washing. Grey water can be Marton – on King Street: 06 327 8200.
art installation burns. You MUST have prior dumped anywhere on the Paddock, we only Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday
approval to burn your installation! ask that you consider where people walk 7:30am to 11:30am; Thursday 7:30am to
 before you create puddles. Do NOT wash your 2:30pm; Saturday and Sunday 8:00am to
CARS: No cruising! The Kiwiburn site is dishes in the swimming hole! 3:00pm
designed for pedestrians and bicycles. Taihape – Manu Road: 06 388 0170
No cars, motorcycles, ATV’s, golf carts or ICE: The only thing sold at Kiwiburn is ICE! Monday, Wednesday and Friday 7:30am to
go-carts are allowed to drive in our town or IFor sale at The Depot during daytime hours 11:30am; , Tuesday and Thursday closed;
the surrounding area except for registered (10am–5pm). Please try to have exact change Saturday and Sunday 8:00am to 3:00pm
art and safety vehicles. (Visit The Depot to ($5/bag). http://www.rangdc.govt.nz/index.php/
register a vehicle). solid-waste
 IN/OUT: Once on site, we want you to stay
CENTRE CAMP (TOWN HALL): there! However, if you need to leave, you’ll SANCTUARY: Sanctuary is a wellbeing space
The Centre Camp is available for everyone pay $20 per vehicle for the privilege of doing where people can find a positive experience
to use for talks, workshops and events. so. Cash only. of calm with the support of an experienced
It’s also available as a shelter from the Ranger who will be supervising the space.
rain and sun. An event white board will LOST AND FOUND: Small valuables like
be up showing you what exciting stuff is phones, wallets and car keys can be brought VOLUNTEERING: Our festival happens
happening on the Paddock. to The Depot. Clothes and other items are because of you! There’s lots of positions to
 your responsibility. be filled and new energy required for 2021 so
COMMERCE: You can not buy or sell if you’re keen, sign up at the Depot and get
anything. Kiwiburn is a place of sharing MEDIA: We continue to get a lot of involved!
and free exchange within a gift economy. publicity thanks to our Media Team so we
The only exception to this is the purchase of expect to have some media personnel on KIWIBURN FINISHES AT 10AM
ice (see below). site. They will be easily identifiable; wearing MONDAY AND ALL PARTICIPANTS
 a Media Pass, and walking around with a MUST PACK UP BY AND LEAVE BY
THE DEPOT: The Depot is our icey Kiwiburn Liaison. 1PM, UNLESS YOU ARE PERMITTED
information hub. Wanna buy some ice? TO BE ON SITE (EG MPW VOLUNTEER).
Depot. Wanna sign up for a volunteer
shift? Depot. Lost wallet, keys or phone?

EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES
We’ve got a lot of fun events this year going on all over the Paddock. Check the white board at the Town Hall for updated event information.

WEDNESDAY 22 JANUARY Theme Camp capture the flag Heart Sharing Circle
 ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint 11am at Existentially Bent
The Menstruation station! Enquire at The Rusty Joint A sacred space of deep listening. How we do
ALL DAY at Them Nest Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun it: Say your name, one person speaks at a
Is it that time of the month? Have you been time with neither interruptions nor dialogue,
caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but Explore your Senses speak from the heart, listen with respect,
looking for a more comfortable place to change ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary confidential – what is said here stays here
your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! unless someone is unsafe.
covered! Pop over to the menstruation station Don’t forget to drop by any time you need a Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing  
to use our self-service facilities, borrow a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and
tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn! beyond… Whether it’s 3pm or 3am, our shelves Deepspace Cadet Training 101!
 Health & Wellness   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun full of sensory curiosities are always available 12pm - 1pm at Deep Space
 for your perusal! Friends planning to head into outer space
Roaming Gin Bar Chillout   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun this Burn? Want to learn how to support your
ALL DAY at Roaming crew when they have left the safety of orbit?
Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas Talk N Chill Come learn how to party safely as well as
of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, ALL DAY at In2theLight some festival self care 101 for you and your
 Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, crew. Maybe even sign up for a shift or two
popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!!
Drinks for all those wearing green. (Gin or heartdache with us, we love to listen.
 Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you
 with us too! 
 Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness  
tonic donations very welcome)
 Food & Drink   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18 want us to find you Discussion / Conversation   Wed, Thu
 Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot Wonderous Word Wizard
ALL DAY at The Depot Drinking 12pm - 2pm at The Playhouse
Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great 8am at The Rusty Joint Fanciful. Whimsical. Scholarstical. Good.
Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, Your first stop at Kiwiburn 2020. Start things These words—and more—could be used to
many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week the right way with a breakfast beer at your local. describe none other than YOU! Sit down with
 Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness   R18 our resident Word Wizard (poor arts graduate)
but that’s up to you. Come and browse for
a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are The Gift Box and he will use his Arcane Spellbook (second
done with. Changes as much as you do. 8am at ARTery hand thesaurus) and with the power of
 Arts & Crafts   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Literary Magic (my degree does nothing
 Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to please send help) he will divine three words
Creative Dabbling that encapsulate your essence and gift them
ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic share your talents? Come to the “Gift Box” with
 a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled to you via a card!
Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance
or have a go with a xylophone? How about for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or
playing with clay, or trying a new board something ya whipped up at the Burn (perhaps Creamhole licking
game? There’s even a drop-and-go poetry in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure 12pm - 4pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE
post! Stop by and dabble in something new or drop one off in the d box. Arts & Crafts   Wed, Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole
 Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Food & Drink   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.
 Arts & Crafts, Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Wabisabi Art Workshop Rapping 101 with Lettuce
Figure drawing classes 9:30 am - 10:30 am at SolarSails 1pm - 2pm at Centre for Change
ALL DAY at Swing Fling A japanese term meaning imperfect, Have you always admired freestylers? Have
Figure drawing classes happening in the impermanent, humble and authentic. Come to a passion for rap? Or just want to find a
lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a materials-provided experimental art class new way to express? Come join in the ciphor,
a model! Times posted on the board outside where mistakes are celebrated! learn some basics, get silly and have fun!
 Arts & Crafts Mikenna, a professional beginner, will share
SwingFling. Arts & Crafts, Workshop   Wed,
Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Snugs and Tea her journey into rap, and show you how easy
 10am at Pillowtopia it is to start yours!
Assassin (Sign up) Workshop
ALL DAY at The Playhouse Our bell tent and main structure space are for
Meet people and kill them! Assassin is a frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle Daily Games Session
slightly more complicated game of tag – you when in need of chill time. Open and available 1pm - 3pm at Paradiso Tropicale
find your designated weapon, you find your all day and night (when there aren’t any Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find
 workshops or events being hosted). Tea station
target, and you take your target with that
weapon. If you kill your target, you take on for hot drinks frequently available
 Food & Drink
 
 Chillout,
 Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
 pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets,
 and rolling skulls? Then swing by Paradiso
their mission. If you want to play, come to Tropicale for a range of games including
Playhouse before 7PM on Wednesday to Heckling Workshops Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio,
register. To register you’ll need your name and 11am - 9pm at Two Couches and a Rug Kinky Kubb, and more!
a suggestion for a weapon. Games Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
 and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will Hawaiian Shaved Ice
The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes be on hand to guide you through your shouty
ALL DAY at Pepperland 1pm - 2am at Cool School Camp
 journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available Chill the hell out with our mouthwatering
Come and take a swim through The for use.
Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes. flavors and colors. Our chef artists will
 Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, transform a mountain of ice into delicious
 Chillout   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Workshop   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18

works of art. Choose your flavors and choose Cheds, but can’t guarantee a leaf blower free Epic Vegan Potluck!!
your line–Nyce line if you are naturally patient dining experience 7pm at Barrio Del Chur
or Naughty line where you show us your junk Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Party Vegans of the burn, unite! Come for a
and jump to the front of the queue! communal dinner, potluck style – bring a
 Food & Drink   Wed, Thu   R18 Ecstatic Dance plate of food (something to impress, or just
 3pm - 5pm at Barrio Del Chur whatever) and meet like-minds of the paddock.
Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage Ever feel like you’re the only one in the room Mock-meats, fancy salads, stuffed potatoes,
2pm - 3pm at Very Alternative Gathering who can’t dance? Find yourself wanting to self-made nut cheese, mountains of hummus
Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. move your body to the beat of the music but etc. All welcome but only vegan food please! It
We will talk about safety considerations and are scared about looking stupid? Really want will be a pig-out without the pig. Food & Drink
then you can learn the most fundamental to DANCE?! This is the perfect place for you!
tie to shibari and time permitting another DJ The Voidwalker uses curated rhythmic beats Kirtan with Franko
decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners taking us on a creative sound journey of our 7pm - 8pm at Barrio Del Chur
class everyday, with the opportunity for some subconscious whilst Clem inspires our bodies Connection, healing and presence…Franko
intermediate groups later in the week! Why to move in ways it’s never moved before. Heke is on a mission to raise consciousness
knot join us? Workshop through his music and workshops. Drawing on
 Workshop   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18 ancient mantra in combination with his own
 Can that go in there? 3:30 pm - 4pm at cultural roots, Franko’s devotional sessions are
fiery faerey soulscapes Very Alternative Gathering bound to coax your own divine voice into the
2pm at peace and love Did your sex ed class miss the chapter on open with his distinct fresh sounds for today.
Humanise your spiritual experience with peace sex toy safety? Make up for lost time and Performance, Spiritual & Healing
and love. We play good vibration spiritual learn some tips and tricks on how to keep
based tunes for those who like to feed their yourself healthy. Presentation/discussion on Soft, Nasular, Opening of O’Smelligan’s
soul. Bring your own selections too! @2pm a risk based approach to sex toys, led by ex Dogrish Poob
daily we have discussions and readings from sex toy reviewer Queer Vagineer and actual 7pm at Vaguely Problematic
guests who want to share and enhance the medical professional Dr David Discussion Jesus, Mary, and JoSniff! Where can ya get
delight of being. / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture   a good pint a smells at this Dog forsaken
 Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & R18 paddock! Come to O’Smelligan’s Dogrish Poob.
Healing   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Slurp holy water and munch doggie biscuits.
 Practical ways to reduce the rates of
 rape and sexual assult in a community Craic is that we’ve got some great Singer-Song-
Yoga with Leo 2pm at Centre for Change
 4:20 pm - 5pm at Planet Anarchy Barkers lined up, a savage selection of scents
Together we’ll flow through an awakening yoga
 listen to a privileged white male be vulnerable on tap, and some secret shenanigans. Butt
sequence. Get your energy up in this class,
 and honest about a topic that no one wants to sniffing happy hour is… always. Absolutely no
which combines mixed styles and characteristic
 talk about Talk / Lecture felines! *winky face. BORK! BORK!
elements of flowing vinyasa and traditional Food & Drink, Party, Performance
hatha. Level: beginner to intermediate Please
bring your won mat if you have one, or a towel, How to make a cheap loud quality Soft Wet Opening of Circus Bar
blanket or other, water and comfy clothes. subwoofer 5:20 pm at Planet Anarchy 7pm at Vaguely Problematic
 come and save some money but still have
 Health & Wellness Come feast your eyes on some sexy, stilted,
 mean tight bass on a budget Talk / Lecture sensual, circus sluts. You bring your mouth
Awakening Yoga holes and we’ll pour libations into those mouth
2pm - 3pm at Centre for Change Burner induction workshop
 5pm - 6pm at Centre Camp holes with the acrobatic prowess of a french
Together we’ll flow through an awakening yoga flea thats been training to do handstands in a
sequence. Get your energy up in this class, All team members are invited to day one
 induction at centre camp. We’ll provide fascist, Cirque, boot camp its whole, miserable
which combines mixed styles and characteristic life. Food & Drink, Party, Performance   R18
elements of flowing vinyasa and traditional the best and worst of corporate workshop
hatha. Level: beginner to intermediate. Please techniques to help onboard new burners so we
 can develop a shared understanding of what Glengarry Glen Ross: A David Mamet,
bring your own mat if you have one, or a towel, Atlantic Theatre Company scene study
blanket or other, water and comfy clothes. Kiwiburn is, making sure we’re all on the same
 page going foward. Veterans – bring your with Tigers
 Spiritual & Healing
 thought leadership! Post it notes. Really bad 8pm - 9pm at Vaguely Problematic
 write up sent out via paddock post. Trust falls? Former House Manager at Atlantic Theatre
Chai and jazz Company in New York, and solo first chorus
2pm - 3pm at The Rusty Joint Discussion / Conversation, Workshop
 member of West Carteret Singers Production
Chai lattes and chill jazzy DnB Whip It Out Welcome Party of Les Mis in 2003, bring to you a large-scale,
 Chillout, Food & Drink
 6pm - 3am at Hijinxx Tiger stuffy enactment of David Mamet’s
Ukulele Jam Roll up! Roll up! Welcome to our opening Pulitzer Prize Winning play: Glengarry Glen
2:03 pm - 3:06 pm at Tangerine Steeze party! Whip it out to receive a tasty beverage Ross… ”PUT. THAT COFFEE. DOWN. Coffee is
Do you have a UKULELE?! Come on over and and dance the night away to our resident for closers only. You think I’m f***in’ with you? I
join us for an amateur jam session! Whether Hijinxx DJs with our famous flame effects in am not f***in’ with you.” Performance   R18
you are a beginner, mediocre, or a pro! full force. Party   R18
 Can Education Prevent Violence? Short
Together we can make some noise, learn some
 Kirtan with Franko Heke Documentary Screening and Talk
strumming patterns and sing horribly to some
 7pm - 8pm at Barrio Del Chur 8:30 pm - 10pm at Tangerine Steeze
cheesy songs. Feel free to bring your own songs
 Connection, healing and presence…Franko We will screen our short (20 minute)
to share, or just come along if you like to sing!
 Chillout, Performance, Workshop Heke is on a mission to raise consciousness documentary: Ending Violence, which takes
 through his music and workshops. Drawing on an intimate look at the impacts of Social and
Cheese, Cracker and Leafblower Party ancient mantra in combination with his own Emotional learning on the lives of two young
3pm - 5pm at Two Couches and a Rug cultural roots, Franko’s devotional sessions are children. Following will be a discussion on
Join us in the depths of Bogan Alley as we bound to coax your own divine voice into the how we can harness the power of social and
attempt to be classy by throwing a cheese and open with his distinct fresh sounds for today. emotional learning to create a more peaceful
cracker party. Contributions of cheese and/ With years of touring rock music under his future, both globally and in the context of
or crackers welcome. We promise there will be belt, Franko’s compass has drawn him north to Aotreoa with a local educator.
 Spiritual & Healing Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Documentary Chill Series THURSDAY 23 JANUARY The Path to Adulthood
8pm - 9pm at Centre Camp ALL DAY at Childish Adultish
Embrace your chill this evening for part 1 of a The Menstruation station! Run this cool little obstacle course to be
mini documentary series on our Solar System ALL DAY at Them Nest the Childish Adultish individual you always
projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Is it that time of the month? Have you been wanted to be. make it through to win a prize
Come marvel in the beauty of our home caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but and become an Adult that can have big-
system. Chillout looking for a more comfortable place to people fun with us. Games   Thu, Fri, Sat
 change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve
Open Mic Night 8pm - 10pm at Pangea got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation Explore your Senses
Calling all musicians, poets, dancers, station to use our self-service facilities, ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary
performers who want a stage with no booking borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours
fees and an audience who will clap; grace our grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your a day! Don’t forget to drop by any time you
stage from 8pm to share your awesome stuff burrrrrn! Health & Wellness   Wed, Thu, Fri, need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or
 Performance Sat, Sun challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight,
 taste, sound and beyond… Whether it’s 3pm
Lamplighter’s Parade Roaming Gin Bar ALL DAY at Roaming or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities
8pm at The Playhouse Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas are always available for your perusal!
Calling all glowbugs and musos! Bring your of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, Chillout   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
pipe, your drum, your poi, your hoops, and all popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!!
your glowing costumes. Come to Playhouse Drinks for all those wearing green. Talk N Chill ALL DAY at In2theLight
when the sun goes down, and join us for a (Gin or tonic donations very welcome) Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion,
twilight parade to open the eclectic decade. Food & Drink   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18 heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Make a little noise, shine a little light. Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box
 Party, Performance Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot if you want us to find you x Discussion /
 ALL DAY at The Depot Conversation   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
Fire Spinning 9pm at Flojo Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great
One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, Limited appeal
a supervised fire circle! Come check out the many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week 2am - 3am at The Rusty Joint Heavy bass,
Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the but that’s up to you. Come and browse for hard breaks, inconsiderate glitchiness. Party
Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are
Please talk to us if you’d like a go we warmly done with. Changes as much as you do. Hatemail 101
welcome newcomers and are happy to guide. Arts & Crafts   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 3:06 am - 7:46 am at Pups Paddock Post
 Chillout, Performance   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Are you filled with rage and want to know
Sun Creative Dabbling how to express it? Let us teach you how to
 ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic compose the most beautiful hate-filled letter
Holy Mountain Midnight Movie Marathon Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, you’ve ever seen. Possibly taking place in the
9pm - 12am at Vaguely Problematic or have a go with a xylophone? How about general vicinity of 11am. Possibly including
We are bringing the father of the midnight playing with clay, or trying a new board a special guest/award winning hatemail
movie Alejandro Jodorowsky to the paddock game? There’s even a drop-and-go poetry artiste. Arts & Crafts, Workshop
this year. Be ready to transcend, be transfixed post! Stop by and dabble in something new
and transformed by the best movie EVER any time at The Ephectic Eclectic. Sunrise Meditation
according to Monty. You loved it so much you Arts & Crafts, Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 5:45 am - 6:30 am at Camp No-Fun
want to see it again directly after?! WELL. We Come and join our guided meditation and
will be having it on repeat til Midnight where Figure drawing classes start your day with the blissful energy of
we will then COMMENCE THE DANCE MAGIC! ALL DAY at Swing Fling the rising sun. Chillout, Health & Wellness,
Prizes for best dressed. Spiritual & Healing Figure drawing classes happening in the Spiritual & Healing
 lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be
Under The Sea @ The Aqueerium a model! Times posted on the board outside Boring Boogie Yoga
9pm - 10pm at Pepperland SwingFling.” Arts & Crafts, Workshop   Wed, 8am - 9am at Camp No-Fun
A very fishy sound and visual show inside The Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Camp no fun presents: Boring boogie yoga!
Aqueerium and out through the Sea of Holes. Come along and sweat away any hints of a
 Chillout Assassin ALL DAY at The Playhouse good time at this yoga class. tasty tunes,
 Meet people and kill them! average moves and an extremely boring
Dorky Disco Art Reveal 9:30 pm - 11:30 Assassin is a slightly more complicated game teacher. BYO mat and lack of interest.
pm at Camp Nipple Clamp of tag – you find your designated weapon, you Health & Wellness
Come celebrate being the first house on our find your target, and you take your target with
street to get a Live Technicolour TV (stage). that weapon. If you kill your target, you take Join us for Ashtanga!
Disco tunes & awkward fashion choices from on their mission. If you’ve registered pick up 8am at SolarSails
yesteryear! Put on your flares & horn-rimmed your first target from Playhouse on Thursday We are NOT yoga teachers – merely ardent
specs, get that tight perm in your hair, dip morning. Happy hunting – humans are the practitioners. We’ll be practising a ‘lite’
into the punch and boogie on down to the most dangerous game. version of the Ashtanga sequence every
dorky good times at Camp Nipple Clamp’s art Games   Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun morning and we’d love to share the practise
piece reveal party. Spot prizes for the dorkiest with you! No experience necessary, BYO mat.
outfit, spot punishments for looking cool. The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes Health & Wellness   Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
 Party, Performance ALL DAY at Pepperland
 Come and take a swim through The Legs Appreciation Club
Open Mic /Jam Night 10pm at Pangea Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes. 8am - 9am at The Depot
Calling all musicians, poets, dancers, Chillout   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Show your legs you love them by taking them
performers. Once the open mic participants for a jog around Kiwiburn. Take in the sights
have presented their offerings, its time to Themecamp capture the flag of the surrounds, expend any pent up energy
mix things up. Expect a rotating line up of ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint and regard your lower limbs with a new
musicians who have never met each other Enquire at The Rusty Joint found admiration. Vegan baking will reward
 Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun all runners. Eccentric exercise gear and leg
before blasting out music you will never hear
again. Party, Performance related puns welcomed but not compulsory.
 Health & Wellness   Thu, Fri, Sat

The Gift Box zippers-leggings are great and bring a drink Plutonic Friendship
8am at ARTery bottle. Workshop 10am - 12pm at Paradox
Do you long to own a fine collection of Sink your teeth into 3 courses of connection!
artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker Pepper Poly(amory) Panel You will be paired with a stranger, blindfolded
who wants to share your talents? Then come 9am - 10am at Pepperland and offered a choice of conversation starters,
on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure Join the Pepper Poly Panel to find out deep and juicy questions as well as prompts
drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An how to experience Pepper Poly Paradise for a sweet delectable dessert. Curated by the
oil painting you did a year ago, or something through understanding poly and anarchic paddock’s finest conversation connoisseurs.
ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the relationships through Personal Poly(amorous) Discussion / Conversation, Games   Thu, Sat
ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or Participation.
drop one off in the marked box. Discussion / Conversation   R18 Introduction to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
 Arts & Crafts   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 10am at Fuck Baozi
 Blindfold Yoga Learn “the gentle art” of BJJ. We’ll be
Yoga 9am - 10am at Pepperland covering some self defense basics, using
9:30 am - 10:30 am at Centre for Change Heighten your senses and trust your self leverage and technique to control an
A playful and energising practice combining as you’re guided through an all-inclusive opponent, starting from standing and moving
 blindfolded yoga class. No experience to the ground. No experience required!
yoga, surfing and thai chi. Explore flow necessary, only a body and a sense of Health & Wellness, Workshop
through rhythmic sequences, dynamic playfulness. Bring a mat or piece of material
movement and tension-releasing breath. to practice on. Health & Wellness AcroYoga with Emily
 Workshop 10am - 12pm at The Hangout
 FLASHHH AHHHH! We will explore lunar and solar acroyoga
Meditation 9am at Roaming poses, combining the spirituality of yoga with
9am at SolarSails Expose yourself to art and flash back with the dynamic power of acrobatics. Play with
The future is mindfulness! We’ll be sitting the wandering FLASH mob. You won’t know balance and how it is influenced by another
for a 30 minute meditation (from the Waking what hits you, but you’ll know you’ve been hit. person, allowing you to explore your physical
Up app) every morning and we’d love you Happening around your camp and brought to body and feel a deep stretch/release. Take
to join us. Come share in the collective you by “Camp Nipple Clamp #notasexcamp” turns being a base, flyer, and spotter. No
consciousness! High chances we’ll offer you Performance   Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun partner necessary. Workshop
a tea afterwards. BYO awareness.
 Health & Wellness   Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Flow Arts workshops Hatha Yoga
 10am - 9pm at Flojo 10am - 11am at funkhutt
Rocking smoothies to get you moving. Check the Whiteboard at Flojo! we shall be
9am - 10:30 am at Camp No-Fun Join Nicola at the Funkhutt for some
 offering workshops in staff, juggling, yoga, traditional hatha yoga to bring some balance
We prescribe rock to harden you up, plus Poi and various other flow arts/movement-
all the good stuff to help you overcome a in to your life. Not only will you exercise the
 related practices. These will be running external body but the internal and spiritual
hangover, a come down or a health low! rock roughly 10am-4pm Thurs-Sun but can
on over and start the day right, with a boogie body too. Using the asanas (postures),
 vary so float by and check the Whiteboard breathing (pranyama) and yoga nidra
and a smoothy Food & Drink for exacts! also come say hi If you wanna (relaxation) you will help yourself to restore
See and be seen schedule a workshop! we have a huge shade your natural rate and rhythm.
9:30 am - 11:30 am at Pangea space and plenty of props Health & Wellness
 Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop   Thu,
Appreciate our wonderful, sensitive, sensual,
beautiful bodies. Leave behind judgements,
 Fri, Sat, Sun Kundalini Yoga with Devita
shame and pressures to conform and develop 10am - 10:55 am at Camp Devita
 Forest foraging A not-too-early-but-slighly-early morning
healthier ways of being. Become a human 10am - 11am at The Playhouse
sculpture (optional!) to be appreciated and Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita.
 Meet at Playhouse, and we’ll go for a walk in Stretch, breathe, wring last night out of
feel the power of breaking free. Appreciate the forest to see what tasty, common plants
the BEAUTY OF OURSELVES. Presented by your body and set intentions for the day
 we can find. ahead. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or
Eros Temple Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture, Health & Wellness, Workshop
Workshop   R18 just lay down if that’s what you need to do).
 Bureaucracy The Game™ Complementary electrolytes provided.
Perenium Sunning with Crazy James 10:30 am - 11:30 am at SolarSails Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing   Thu,
9am - 9:30 am at Paradox Do you feel like you are missing out on all Fri, Sat, Sun
The benefits of soaking up some vitamin D the hustle and bustle of the big city life? Do Snugs and Tea
to start the day are well documented; even you think you have what it takes to run a 10am at Pillowtopia
scientifically proven! But why should your profitable construction company? Our bell tent and main structure space are
face and legs get all the benefits of the Then come and play “Bureaucracy The for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and
morning rays, when we all know that true Game™”.Box Includes: reading blueprints, snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and
power comes from the root chakra? Join us balancing budgets, managing workers, available all day and night (when there aren’t
for a 5 minute morning session of perenium constructing skyscrapers, and so much more! any workshops or events being hosted). Tea
sunning, guaranteed to energize and restore
you the best way I know how: putting sunlight
 Games station for hot drinks frequently available
 Chillout, Food & Drink  
 
 Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat,
in your butt. Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Arty Farty – come get crafty Sun
Healing   Thu, Sat   R18 10:30 am - 1pm at Camp No-Fun
 This is a space. Bring your bits and come get Birthing an Effigy
Aerial Silks Workshop abstract with some like minded people. 10am - 11am at The Effigy
9am - 10am at Swing Fling Arts & Crafts An artist talk with the wa-hine behind
Calling all bugs and bees to come and fly the design & build of this year’s Effigy
with me. An introductory to aerial silks, Theatre of liberation
 10:15 am - 11am at Centre Camp – JD tutu-wearing mother of 2, builder-of-
exploring the different holds, locks, climbs things, choice human!Keen to know how
and hitches, while creating shapes and Theatre games for fun and connection.
 Children focused but adults welcome to join this effigy came into being & the story
working on form and technique. behind it?The challenges faced along the
Note-please wear appropriate clothing, no in. Games
 way?What the build crews in-jokes are?Who

is the epic build-crew?(Hint: heaps of The Witch is Dead! Heart Sharing Circle
women)!Facilitated by the ARTery, talk held 11am - 1pm at The Ephectic Eclectic Fan of 11am at Existentially Bent
in-front of effigy. DnD/table top games, or keen but don’t know A sacred space of deep listening. How we do
 Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture where to start? Come join us for a game of it: Say your name, one person speaks at a
 The Witch is Dead! A simple one page RPG time with neither interruptions nor dialogue,
Connection Circle created by the (in)famous Grant Howitt. First speak from the heart, listen with respect,
10:30 am - 11:30 am at The Connection come, first to play and limited players. First confidential – what is said here stays here
Section Join us for a connection circle – a timers welcome! Game will start at 11am unless someone is unsafe.
facilitated group conversation designed to SHARP. No supplies needed, except your Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing  
build meaningful relationships. imagination! Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
 Chillout, Discussion / Conversation Chillout, Games
 One Night Ultimate Werewolf
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu beginner seminar Eat N Chill 11:30 am - 1pm at Let’s Torque
10am - 11am at Camp No-Fun 11am - 12:30 pm at In2theLight Something’s amiss in the village, and one
Jiu Jitsu basics: After a long night what is Brunch 4 Every1! Byo vessels! Vegan of your friends isn’t quite what they seem…
less fun than morning exercise and learning Blueberry Pancakes on Fri & Sat (until we Come jump in on this dastardly deceptive
at the same time? We’ll start with a basic run out) game. After being assigned different
history and premise of jiu jitsu before moving Food & Drink   Thu, Fri, Sat roles, and a rather intriguing night time
to warmup/exercise drills, then learning and phase, players must determine, in just 10
practicing some basic moves. Bring clothing Kiwiburn Community Talks #1 – The minutes, who among them is a werewolf and
that can withstand rough and tumble. History of Burning Man and Kiwiburn save the village from certain destruction.
 Health & Wellness 11am - 12pm at Centre Camp Cards and game play training provided.
 The History of Burning Man and Kiwiburn is AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
QI – The Third a 2 part talk. Part one – History of Burning
10:30 am - 11:30 am at Camp Incoherent Games
 Man will be presented by Jax Watt (Longtime
Join us for QI – The Third. The annual burner and social anthropologist). The talk Hiiigh Tea
bicentennial gold-star edition hosted by will begin with BM’s origins in the Suicide 11am - 12pm at Mystikool Jungle
George-Foreman Grill. QI, or Quite Incoherent, Club & Cacophony society and then take us There’s one place where it’s polite to point
is a game show where you’ll learn some through a visual history of Burning Man. your pinky. Etiquette aside, if you’re feeling
dubious facts with tenuous connections to Part two – The History of Kiwiburn will be parched and in need of some civilised
themselves (and to reality). Our contestants presented by Mark Stirling- Kiwiburn’s refreshments, we’d be delighted if you could
will be challenged to the limits of their sanity founder. attend a special high tea with us. We’ll
with demanding intellectual nonsense. Talk / Lecture be serving a selection of herbal teas, baked
 Discussion / Conversation, Games, Performance goods and bants. R.S.V.P. please at your
 Finding your intuition in your body nearest convenience.
Heckling Workshops 11am - 12:15 pm at Very Alternative
11am - 9pm at Two Couches and a Rug Chillout, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing  
 Gathering R18
Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, “How to make better decisions by getting out
and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers of your head, and into your body. Presented by Kink in Color: POC and BDSM
will be on hand to guide you through your Eros Temple. “ The workshop will take place 11am - 12:30 pm at Very Alternative
shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones in the bell tent. Gathering
available for use. Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Whether you are an experienced boot buffing
 Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop super service sub or the most beginner dom
Workshop   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18 this is the space for you. A safe space for POC
 Elijahs 1st Birthday! to get together and share our experiences in
Stream health workshop 11am - 1pm at Swing Fling
11am - 12pm at Paradiso Tropicale the kink community, ask questions or learn
 A special gathering for the little ones of how to get involved. A group discussion
Time to get wet with Dr V. Learn about stream Kiwiburn. Come help Eli celebrate his first
health, how to ID aquatic insects, and what hosted by fantastic femme Oni.
 year on planet earth! Face painting, swings, Discussion / Conversation   R18
E. coli actually is and how we measure it. sensory fun! Rustle up some bright attire
Equipment provided. Workshop   Thu, Sun and come connect with the next generation of Upside down with acrobatics
Hugging workshop burners in the shady Swing Fling dome 11:30 am - 12:30 pm at Playful pixies and
11am - 12pm at The Playhouse Chillout, Party sleeping beauties
Hugging is one of those rare things that has Come and get bendy with us? This acrobatic
 Dancing Freedom class will get you upside down and whooping
the power to greatly improve our mood, and 11am - 12pm at Tangerine Steeze
yet all too often we don’t take advantage of with joy. Very kid friendly, all ages welcome.
 All welcome to a conscious movement Workshop
it. Come learn a bit about the ins and outs of meditation practice guided by sweet beats
a great hug, as well as some techniques for that ride a wave of the 5 elements Earth, BJJ open mat
better platonic (or not) bodily contact. At the Water, Fire, Air and Ether. You can get your 11am - 12:30 pm at Camp No-Fun
very least, you’re guaranteed to leave with a freak on, or play with other dancing bodies, If you have some murder yoga experience
great hug (or 10) for the day. or have an inward journey of presence. It come and have some friendly (but no fun)
 Games, Performance is a practice ground for feeling deeply, for rolls. Experience necessary for full rolling
SOGA (slutty yoga) creative self-expression, for honouring the due to safety – but spectators encouraged,
11am - 12pm at Centre for Change self and community, and for learning more and potentially we can pair beginners with
A kinda yoga-ish/very dance-ish weeerkshop about our free au experienced people to gently show them how
designed to shamelessly unleash the sacred Workshop not fun it is when a martial artist grabs you!
 Health & Wellness, Performance
slut within. Expect a heart throbbing, hip Northland Burn
opening, pleasure dripping experience. Semi 11:30 am - 12:30 pm at Pepperland Hacky/Football Jam with Vinaldinho
clothed. Lingerie encouraged. No touching. Find out more about the proposed new 12pm at The Hangout
Feminine practice (men welcome). If you’re Northland New Zealand Burn, what’s it about, Come one come all and kick the sack
sensitive to filthy hip hop, don’t come. how you can help and next steps. Games   Thu, Fri
 Workshop   R18 Discussion / Conversation

Sangart Workshop Nude Life Drawing with Bjork Bored games at camp no-fun
12pm - 1pm at Barrio Del Chur 12pm - 2pm at Vaguely Problematic 1:30 pm - 3pm at Camp No-Fun
The workshop that sparked a global I am a fountain of blood in the shape of Board games! You name it, me might have
sandwich community is back. This time we’re a girl. Watch me and my fleshy human it! Come lax on our rugs, dip into some 70’s
going to co-create the the biggest, most bodied friends, with beaaaaaaards, vinyl and challenge someone to some good
EPIC sandwich ever made on the paddock, and bones like whale bones, and pearls, old fashion family fun.
and then we’re gonna EAT IT. All rookie and oscillate and undulate to the sounds of Games
certified sandwich artists are welcome. pencils and crayyyyons going *shweesh,
 Workshop swoosh, shhhketch shhhhhhhhhhhhhletch. Daily Games Session
 I will be judging your work as harshly as 1pm - 3pm at Paradiso Tropicale
Gymnastics skills the pain of childbirth. Come draw with Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find
12pm - 12:45 pm at Childish Adultish MeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE! pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets,
Learn some strength and flexibility exercises. Artists and Models wanted. and rolling skulls?
Handstands, rolls, cartwheels and more. Arts & Crafts   Thu, Fri, Sat Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range
 Games, Health & Wellness   Thu, Sat of games including Vigorous Volleyball,
 Roaring 20s High Tea Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!
Deepspace Cadet Training 101! 12:30 pm - 1:30 pm at Pillowtopia Games   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun
12pm - 1pm at Deep Space Ladies, men and gentlethems! Grab your
Friends planning to head into outer space bowties, cloches and stylish manes to join 2020: Let’s Do This!
this Burn? Want to learn how to support your the highest of high teas. Tea and dainty 1pm - 3pm at Fuck Baozi
crew when they have left the safety of orbit? snacks provided. Please BYO vessel, Oh My’s How many times have you heard (or said)
Come learn how to party safely as well as and modestly immodest conversation. We “thank fuck 2019 is over!”?? Whether it was
some festival self care 101 for you and your want your stuffiest pomp, your most tally ho topsy-turvy or smooth sailing, let’s take some
crew. Maybe even sign up for a shift or two time to reflect on all that made 2019 one to
withustoo!
& Wellness  
 Wed, Thu
 Discussion/Conversation,Health
 wat wat, your best ‘I do beg your pardon’, your
 fearsome roars, your champion chin chin’s remember. Hear inspiring stories, provide
 and monocle popping gossip! Come spill the support and encouragement, and formulate
 tea 20s style! a killer plan to make sure 2020 kicks some
Traditional Hookah serious ass! (Paper and pens provided)
12pm - 1pm at Hookah Road Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food &
 Drink   R18 Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness,
Are you more a fan of the traditional Workshop
molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop Creamhole licking
over and enjoy some deliciousness 12pm - 4pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE Hawaiian Shaved Ice
 Chillout   R18 Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole 1pm - 2am at Cool School Camp
 Food & Drink   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Chill the hell out with our mouthwatering
Wire your attire flavors and colors. Our chef artists will
12pm - 3pm at Stitch & Bitch DIY Face painting transform a mountain of ice into delicious
Bring your hat, coat, jacket or dragon, and we 12pm - 6pm at SolarSails works of art. Choose your flavors and choose
will help you transform it into a glowing work Brighten up your day/evening with our DIY your line–Nyce line if you are naturally patient
of art with Electro luminescent wire. Basic face painting station. or Naughty line where you show us your junk
sewing skills an advantage. We can also Arts & Crafts and jump to the front of the queue!
assist with small sewing repairs. Food & Drink   Wed, Thu   R18
 Arts & Crafts, Workshop   Thu, Fri, Sat Massage
 1pm - 2pm at Centre for Change Boards, Books & Beats
Liberation Theatre Beginners massage workshop: come learn 1pm - 3pm at Paradox
12pm at Centre for Change basic anatomy, technique and structure. Escape the afternoon sun and come chill
Liberation Theatre games! A series of playful Workshop in the Paradox Cantina for an afternoon of
games designed to shed light on our roles as downtempo and progressive electronic music.
oppressors and oppressed. Liberation Theatre 1st Auckland burners meet up of the Bring a book or board game or pick from our
games are a whirlwind of humour and year Auckland Burners Society Keg ‘n’ selection. Drinks and shisha will be on offer.
humility, sudden challenges and silliness. Kornflakes Droids and blasters not permitted. Smugglers
Jump into deep fun, and be glad you did. 1:30 pm - 2:30 pm at Centre Camp can expect to be closely watched.
 Games The Auckland Burners Society is drinking your Chillout
 beer! Get in on the pilfering of public funds
Pleasure Awakening whilst its cold (and frothy) Hishi Karada – Rope Suit
12:30 pm - 2pm at Very Alternative We seek to co-create a thriving burner 1pm at The Den
Gathering ecosystem in Tāmaki-makau-rau that Demonstration/workshops of rope as
Self-Pleasure Queen Bia Bliss will teach you welcomes and extends the magic all year costume. Times to be sorted depending on
how to fill up your own cup and ignite your round. We are especially eager to entertain weather, surrounding events, and – you know
pleasure with simple practices. This is a PG, auckland based theme camp instigators as – everything. Ask if you can’t see the notice.
and NOT a “masturbation “ workshop – you we aspire to be a hub and go between for our Performance, Workshop   Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun  
will get an invitation for the masturbation eclectic tribe. R18
workshop when you attend this event;) Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink
Presented by Eros Temple The Brussel Sprout BBQ
 Health & Wellness, Workshop Guac and margaritas rock 1pm - 2pm at Camp No-Fun
 1pm - 1:30 pm at Camp No-Fun Who could think of a less fun vegetable than
Daytime Playtime Come rock out with your guac out. Grab a brussel sprouts!? If you’re sick of 2 minute
12pm - 6pm at Tangerine Steeze corn chip and dip on into our bucket of moley, noodles and muesli bars, then come join
Welcome to the hottest day party on the while head banging and chewing like you us at Camp No Fun for a fry up of fresh and
Paddock. Come shake your booty at the mean it. Have a cheeky margarita whilst healthy but horribly mundane vegetables.
Tangerine Steeze to our fresh tunes. Our your at it! If you’re feeling extra bored, then we’ll have
sound train travels through all lands from Food & Drink some veggie kebabs marinated in a total
drum & bass ville via hip-hop central to fuck-you hot sauce for extra not fun. BYO
dancehall city and beyond. plates and cutlery.
 Party   Thu, Sat Food & Drink

Pool Party Discorama garden of fantasy to get your mouth wet Meet the Minters
1:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Paradiso Tropicale and your fingers sticky. Biodegradable wet 3pm - 6pm at Mint Country Club
Need to cool off under the hot sun and wet wipes are recommended after a visit to this Come for some one on one with the mintiest
your whistle and have some fun? establishment, or you can just lick yourself Minters on the paddock. Ice cold gin and
Come join us for a pool party discorama! clean. Food & Drink, Party   R18 tonics, cucumber club sammys, lawn sports,
To complement our festival games, we’ll be games, green clothing line, prize for the most
serving island style disco tunes and party Colorful Crazy Opening of Art Bar minty dressed. Come get yourself a MCC wrist
punch so you can enjoy your sip with a dip or 2pm at Vaguely Problematic band. (Gin or tonic donations very welcome)
make a splash!Unicorns, mermades and sea Want to have a night on the piss and paint (after or during the “Meet the Minters” party.
horses welcome! the town red? Our bar is a blank canvas Group photo – all Minters and guests wearing
 Party   Thu, Fri, Sat for all your festival inspired angsty art. green out front of MCC camp.)
 Psychedelic utopias, bad-trip hellscapes, a Chillout, Food & Drink, Party
Ministry of Silly Walks good old-fashioned cock-and-balls, or an
2pm - 3pm at The Playhouse O’Keefe aspirational vulva sketch, paint what Bob’s Burgers
Do you need more spring in your step? How you like. Our camp art critics may shower 3pm - 4pm at Hookah Road
about sproing? Or Schpadoinkle? … Would you with hugs and compliments or look down Serving up mouth watering plant based
you like some? Do you have a silly walk at your infantile and effete attempts at self deliciousness. Today’s delicacy: Sausages!
already and want to share? Come to the expression. Arts & Crafts, Food & Drink, Party Food & Drink
Ministry of Silly Walks – you show us yours
and we’ll show you ours. Have some fun, get The chilli quiz Make your own journal
a little wild. No experience necessary, but 2pm - 3pm at Popcorner 3pm - 5pm at The Playhouse
plenty to be had. Have you ever seen the show “hot ones” well Immortalise your burn in a journal made by
 Performance, Workshop this is a blend of that and a quiz (eating the your own two hands. No experience required.
 chilli is optional but will gain you extra points Come along to learn some simple creative book
Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage for your team if you eat it) making techniques and create a book of your
2pm - 3pm at Very Alternative Gathering As the questions get harder as the sauces own. Materials provided but limited. Feel free
Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. dipped popcorn get hotter. to bring some paper or decorations to share
We will talk about safety considerations and Food & Drink, Games   Thu, Sat but keep it MOOP friendly
then you can learn the most fundamental Arts & Crafts, Workshop
tie to shibari and time permitting Mindfulness with Sam
another decorative or fun tie. We will run 3pm at The Hangout Wonderous Word Wizard
the beginners class everyday, with the Take a quiet walk with sam on this guided 3pm - 5pm at The Playhouse
opportunity for some intermediate groups mindful journey Fanciful. Whimsical. Scholarstical. Good.
later in the week! Why knot join us? Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing These words—and more—could be used to
 Workshop   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun   R18 describe none other than YOU! Sit down with
 Kinky safety & etiquette, consent & our resident Word Wizard (poor arts graduate)
Sigil Making negotiation workshop. and he will use his Arcane Spellbook (second
2pm - 3pm at Whytch Camp? 3:30 pm - 4:30 pm at Very Alternative hand thesaurus) and with the power of
Sexy and sigilicious magick making! Create Gathering Literary Magic (my degree does nothing please
an intention, design a symbol, then make This workshop is a prerequisite for the Very send help) he will divine three words that
it into an object to take with you through Alternative Play Party on Friday night. We will encapsulate your essence and gift them to you
Kiwiburn and beyond… discuss the safety considerations of using via a card!
 Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop our kinky toys and furniture, talk about the Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance
 etiquette of attending a play party and chat
fiery faerey soulscapes about consent and how to negotiate play. The Strange History of Tarot
2pm at peace and love Talk / Lecture, Workshop   R18 3pm - 4pm at Pillowtopia
Humanise your spiritual experience with Join Danny for a whirlwind tour of the strange
peace and love. We play good vibration Poly 101 and wonderful history of Tarot cards, learn
spiritual based tunes for those who like to 3pm - 4pm at Centre for Change how a simple parlour game birthed the default
feed their soul. Bring your own selections Join this workshop/ discussion circle and divination tool of the modern era, explore how
too! @2pm daily we have discussions and learn about alternative relationship structures and why it works as a means for self-discovery
readings from guests who want to share and like relationship anarchy. Being poly is all and narrative-building and try your hand at
enhance the delight of being. about crafting intentional relationships reading!
 Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & in your life, questioning inherited norms, Spiritual & Healing, Talk / Lecture, Workshop
Healing   Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat treating other humans with respect and
 practicing empathy. Come learn what it’s all Handshapes, Fingers and Thumbs
Burners in Business about before partaking in our campmate’s 3:30 pm - 5pm at Pepperland
2pm - 4pm at The Burrowing Pufferfish Poly wedding this Friday at 4h20. Workshop A participatory workshop exploring the deep
Do you run a business and want to be more knowledge within handshapes, fingers and
burner about it? Have an idea but no idea Keith Day Night thumbs. Spiritual & Healing
where to start? Just plain stuck? Or do you 3pm - 7pm at Mu Mu Land
want to just connect with more burners in Afternoon sounds from the underground Solar power, LED lighting and the wonders
business? This is the space for you! Slushies from the minibar! of worshiping 12v DC
This is a conversation as we explore some Occasional Shark Attack. 3pm - 4:30 pm at Centre Camp
of the challengers and discuss the amazing Chillout A look at how to build a simple solar system,
possibilities and see where we end up! why LED lights are better than sliced bread
 Discussion / Conversation Open Piano Hour and how to worship the Gods of Low Voltage
 3pm - 4pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch Workshop
Moist Gaping Opening of Swingers Inn/ Every hour is open piano hour if you open the
Fun House piano. Come and amuse yourselves while
2pm at Vaguely Problematic we moisten your gullets with rotten fruity
Don’t let appearances fool you… it’s what’s vinegar tea.
on the inside that counts. Swing inside our Chillout, Performance