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Issue number 99 Christmas 2017

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DINING ROOM                                                                                       – A History
Breakfast                                                                                         by Charlie Jacoby.
Monday to Friday                       6.45am-10am                                                An up-to-date look at the
Saturday                               7.15am-10am                                                characters who have made
Sunday                                    8am-10am                                                up the East India Club. £10
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Lunch
                                                          £17
Monday to Friday                   12.30pm-2.30pm
Sunday (buffet)                    12.30pm-2.30pm
                                  (pianist until 4pm)                                                                                Compact
                                                                          Bow ties
Saturday sandwich menu available
                                                                          Tie your own and,                                          mirror
Dinner
                                                                          for emergencies,                                           £22
Monday to Saturday                  6.30pm-9.30pm
Sundays (light supper)              6.30pm-8.30pm                         clip on. £20      The Gentlemen’s
                                                                                            Clubs of London                 V-neck jumper
Table reservations should be made with the Front
                                                                                            New edition of                  Lambswool in
Desk or the Dining Room and will only be held for
15 minutes after the booked time. Pre-theatre,           Hatband                            Anthony Lejeune’s               burgundy, L, XL,
let the Dining Room know if you would like a quick       £15                                classic. £28                    XXL. £55
supper.
                                                                                                                 Notelets
AMERICAN BAR
                                                                                                                 £3.75
Monday to Friday                     11.30am-11pm
Saturday                              11.30am-3pm
                                    & 5.30pm-11pm        Cufflinks
Sunday                                   noon-4pm        Enamelled cufflinks
                                    & 6.30pm-10pm        with club crest,
Members resident at the club can obtain drinks from      chain or bar. £24.50                                   Polo shirt
the hall porter after the bar has closed.                                                                       In red or black,
EAST INDIA ROOM                                                                                                 L, XL, XXL. £28
Monday to Friday. Light food and wine menu. Use of
electronic devices on silent is permissible.
SMOKING ROOM & WATERLOO ROOM
Drinks and light menu from 9am to 10.30pm.                                                                               Mug
Saturday and Sunday 10am to 10pm.                                                                                        £14
BILLIARDS ROOM
Open to members from 9am to midnight.                                                                                             Chocolate mint
Pass keys will not be issued after 11pm.                                                                                          creams £8
GYMNASIUM
Open to members from 6am to 10pm.                        Blazers                               Club shield
Suitable attire must be worn.                            £395 (navy) £350 (sports)             £35
BEDROOM CHARGES (from 2018)
Includes early morning tea, newspaper, English                        Waistcoat
breakfast, discretionary £5 per person per night                      £160                                      Golf balls
contribution to the staff fund, and VAT. All bed-                                                               Titleist golf balls. Bearing
rooms are non smoking.                                                                                          club crest. £29 per dozen
Members & immediate family                                                            Napkin
Single ensuite                        £124 (£75*)                                     hook
Single with small shower              £103 (£64*)                                     £40           Golf tees
Single without facilities              £83 (£54*)                                                   Tin of 50 ‘personalised’
Double or twin room for single occupancy     £168                                                   East India golf tees. £7.75
Double or twin room for double occupancy     £182
St James’s Suite                             £302
Reciprocal members & guests
Single ensuite                        £156 (£98*)                               Blazer buttons                               View from the
Single with small shower              £137 (£87*)                               Double breasted. £50                         garden
Double or twin room for single occupancy     £196                               Single breasted. £35                         Print of the club
Double or twin room for double occupancy     £215
St James’s Suite                             £335
                                                                                                                             exterior. £65
* Special rate on Friday, Saturday, Sunday                                                             Post and packing for non-breakables from
and bank holidays
                                                                                                         £3. Breakable items are for collection
MEMBERSHIP CARDS                                                                                           from the club instead of posting.
Members are required to carry their membership
cards at all times when visiting the club, and
                                                                  Umbrellas
present them on arrival. It is essential that they are
                                                                  Short. £20        Rugby ball                CLUB WINE:
produced when signing for charges to accounts.
                                                                  Long. £25         £25                   See page 17 for details

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CHAIRMAN’S REPORT
                                                  With storm clouds of taxation approaching from the valuations
Club diary                                        office, the chairman applauds the redoubtable spirit of the club
                                                  by enjoying its many dinners, its thought-provoking lectures
January 2018
9 Wine tasting for J7s
                                                  and his favourite – the debenture seats at Lords.
18 Library lecture and dinner
24 Members and daughters dinner
26 Casino evening                                 CHAIRMAN’S REPORT

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February                                                  he ODI match against the West Indies         by dinner. I greatly enjoyed hearing Matthew
1 Burns’ night supper                                     at Southampton on 29 September               d’Ancona, who manages to span the political
9 Rugby lunch, England vs Wales                           brought to an end a long but                 divide by writing for both the Evening
21 Library lecture and dinner                     ultimately successful English cricket season.        Standard and the Guardian. He spoke with
23 Evening of jazz                                For me the highlights were less international:       candour about the new phenomenon of ‘fake
                                                  watching Chobham Cricket Club defeat the             news’ as promoted by the US President’s staff
March                                             East India Club team, in glorious sunshine, to       and covered in his new book Post Truth.
16 Rugby lunch, England vs Ireland                reclaim the Turnbull Cup (I am also president            As chairman, I recently hosted my first
22 Gourmet evening                                of Chobham CC); to Lord’s to watch Rugby             new member’s reception to welcome the
24 Boat races                                                                                          2017 intake. This eclectic group was made
                                                                                                       up of senior members: town, country and
April                                                                                                  even overseas, and also many J7s. Going
18 Young members dinner                                                                                through the routine of presenting our club,
26 St George’s day dinner                                                                              outlining the services we provide and the
                                                                                                       social and sporting opportunities made
May                                                                                                    available to members it struck me just how
                                                                                                       varied an offering we now have, and equally
1 Library lecture and dinner
                                                                                                       how important it is that we make full use of
                                                                                                       our club. This was pertinent at a time when
Christmas
                                                  The chairman speaking at the house dinner            the finance committee was preparing the
The club closes for Christmas after
                                                                                                       budget for 2018 and setting the level of
lunch on Friday 22 December 2017
                                                  School lose a close fought match against             subscriptions that will allow us to manage
and re-opens at 9am on Tuesday
                                                  Marlborough School, a disappointing result           the twin challenges of likely increases in the
2 January 2018.                                                                                        London Living Wage, which we fully support,
                                                  but the opportunity to introduce my young
                                                  grandson to Lord’s could not be missed; and          and the definite and dramatic increases in the
Sunday lunch                                      to the home of cricket again to watch Jimmy          business rates, which we are actively seeking
On most Sundays throughout the                    Anderson take a career best 7-42 as England          to overturn. As outlined by Iain Wolsey, in his
year, a sumptuous lunch buffet is                 won the final test match in emphatic style.          letter to members in March of this year, major
provided to the accompaniment                     The club’s debenture seats are an excellent          increases in essentially fixed costs can really
of a pianist.                                     vantage point for the on-field play but for          only be covered by subscriptions.
                                                  me a leisurely afternoon socialising with the            Faced with rising subscriptions we must
                                                  usual suspects in the Coronation Gardens is          seek to maintain the excellent value-for-
                                                  just as important.                                   money available in the accommodation, food
                                                     As you read this we will be well into our         and beverage offering. In this scenario, regular
                                                  banqueting season with numerous club                 club usage becomes even more important
                                                  functions in the diary all of which appear to        to ensure that members get maximum value
                                                  be sold out. The Lord Mayor’s                                             from their membership.
                                                  lunch was as usual great                  I greatly enjoyed                  These are challenging
                                                  fun and full of pomp and                  hearing Matthew                 times for all London
                                                  ceremony, with Dr Andrew                  d’Ancona, who                   clubs, seemingly under
                                                  Parmley declining the Bentley                                             fiscal attack from the
East & West                                                                                 manages to span
                                                  to arrive on foot and being                                               government, but the
                                                  met by the Company of
                                                                                            the political divide            strong bedroom occupancy
Editor: Charlie Jacoby                                                                                                      rates, full Dining Room and
                                                  Pikemen & Musketeers of the
07850 195353 cj@charliejacoby.com
                                                  Honourable Artillery Company with weapons            events frequently sold out give me cause for
Designer: Chris Haddon
07792 515056 info@chrishaddon.co.uk               to the fore and the trumpeters of the Band           encouragement that our club can continue to
                                                  of the Household Cavalry. By coincidence two         prosper.
Photography: Phil McCarthy. To download or
order photography, login to the members’          Chelsea Pensioners picked that day to attend             We are entering our busiest time of the
area of EastIndiaClub.com and select event        the club for the first time under our new            year in the run up to Christmas and I urge you
photography
                                                  temporary membership arrangement with                all to make the most of your club during the
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                                                  the Royal Hospital so the American Bar was           party season. I would also ask you to join me in
Published on behalf of The East India Club by     awash with colour as the festivities continued       thanking all the staff for the work they do to
Charlie Jacoby, c/o The East India Club
www.charliejacoby.com                             late into the afternoon.                             support us by making a voluntary contribution
Cover photo: art in the gardens by Sophie Ryder      We also hosted the grouse dinner, Trafalgar       to the staff fund.
                                                  dinner and several Library lectures followed         Duncan Steele-Bodger, chairman

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                                                               President Graham Naisbitt hosted his day
       EPICS                                                at Hankley Common GC. Steve Fenton won
                                                            (35pts) with Alan Botterill second and Justin
                                                            Jones third.                                                          Sports shorts
       DRIVE ON                                                Our annual matches against the Oriental
                                                            Club and Caledonian Club ended in defeat,
       by Ben Hurworth
                                                            while our match against Royal Blackheath GC                           Ascot

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                                                            resulted in the customary draw.

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                                                               EPICS member Danny Flowers is captain                                      he club’s box at Ascot next year is
           t has been a busy summer of golf.                of Croham Hurst GC this year, and, as is the                                  decorated with club photography,
           Woking GC hosted our summer meeting.             tradition, he invited the EPICS to a match                                    holds 12 for a sit-down meal and
           The singles was won by Rod Alexander             against his club. Local knowledge proved too                          18 for a buffet. The catering, additional, is
       (37pts), followed by John Webster (36) and           much and we slipped to defeat.                                        provided by Ascot. Due to a cancellation
       David Wood (34). Stephen Brown (43pts)                                                                                     the box is now available on Thursday 21
                                                                                          Left-right: Paul Blows,
       was the guest winner and also hit the                                              President Graham                        June. Please contact the secretary.
       longest drive. Club chairman Duncan Steele-                                        Naisbitt and Howard
                                                                                          Seymour present EPIC
       Bodger secured nearest the pin and then
       with his guest Stephen Brown won the
                                                                                          member and Croham
                                                                                          Hurst captain Danny                     Boxing

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       afternoon foursomes, John Webster and                                              Flowers with an
                                                                                          EIC shield
       John O’Sullivan took second place with Danny                                                                                   n October, Robbie Wilmont held a
       Flowers and Patrick Duke third.                         Over the four days of our North Norfolk                                black tie boxing evening in support
          The autumn meeting at New Zealand GC              Tour the ten tourists experienced sun, rain,                              of military charities the Irish Guards
       saw Patrick Duke (31pts) win the morning             hail and 60mph winds as they attempted to                             Benevolent Fund, the Not Forgotten
       singles from Howard Seymour who edged                tame Hunstanton, Sheringham and Royal                                 Association, Back on Track and the
       out Sandip Basu on countback (both 31pts).           Cromer. We lost our match against a strong                            Johnson Beharry VC Foundation. It took
       Ian Holmes was nearest the pin while                 Royal Cromer team who were wonderful                                  place in the Sheraton Grand Park Lane
       guest Derek Whalley had the longest drive.           hosts over an enjoyable post-match dinner.                            Hotel Mayfair. Members watched four
       Alan Hamilton and Paul Preddy won the                   Christmas lunch in the Canadian Room                               bouts between the London Military Boxing
       afternoon foursomes from Eddie Weiss and             in December is traditionally a good time to                           Club and a select team of boxers from
       Greg Hulse in second place and Patrick Duke          meet the EPICS. Any club members who are                              Greater London and Gibraltar.
       and Howard Seymour securing third.                   golfers are welcome to join us.

                                                                                                                                  on the crew of: Benjamin Sherry (secretary),
                                                                                                                    Ben Rodford

       Rowing                                                                                                                     Alexander Bamford, Peter Pratelli and Magnus
                                                                                                                                  Whittle, everything slotted into place.

       Close run thing                                                                                                               On the day of the race we went off strong,
                                                                                                                                  gaining on the crews in front of us until
                                                                                                                                  they panicked and crashed into each other,
       by Rory Hunt

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                                                                                                                                  allowing us to overtake them in the quicker
                he rowing section finished off                                                                                    stream. At this point we had four crews side-
                the summer season with a strong             From back (left) to front (right): Benjamin Sherry,                   by-side on the Thames all fighting to get
                win at Gloucester Regatta in the            Alexander Bamford, Peter Pratelli and Magnus                          ahead. We came out of the pack third by the
                                                            Whittle at the HoR4s
       intermediate 3 pairs; we obtained an Olympic                                                                               time we got to Hammersmith Bridge, after
       class Empacher Coxless Four with a brand             knew our first race of the season would be                            a few close calls and blade crashes. Spurred
       new set of painted blades and we reached             the prestigious Four’s Head (on the same                              on by Rory Hunt (captain), Luke Corbridge
       the A finals at Maidenhead Regatta, Lea              course as the Boat Race) competing at the                             (fundraising sec) and Joshua Boyle (social
       Summer Regatta and Gloucester Regatta                highest level of competition against world                            sec), we sprinted the last 2.6km edging
       plus bested many other clubs at Oxford City          medalists and Henley finalists.                                       ahead of the crew ahead just as we passed
       Royal Regatta and Staines Regatta. Though               With many of our strong athletes at                                the line downstream in Putney. We even
       soon the cold months were upon us and                universities, four dedicated members agreed                           got approving nods from the umpires for
       so we were back on the grind with long               to come down every weekend for three                                  wearing poppies during the race in support
       distance training and early mornings. We             weeks to train their hardest. Once we settled                         of Remembrance Sunday.

                                                            result in some restitution. Unfortunately,                            ultimately transferred by the culprit. With
       Defalcation latest                                   and in the view of the committee quite                                the assistance of the relevant regulatory

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                                                            wrongly, Royal Bank of Scotland still                                 authorities, the club has now received a
                 he committee continues to seek to          refuses to accept responsibility of any kind                          material settlement from one of those
                 mitigate the losses suffered as a result   whether legal or moral. We have not given                             parties. That settlement was made
                 of the defalcations from the club’s        up on that but in the meantime, while                                 without admission of liability and the
       bank accounts at Royal Bank of Scotland which        keeping costs as low as we reasonably                                 committee therefore necessarily accepted
       were uncovered in January 2014. Although             can, the committee has investigated                                   that it should be subject to confidentiality
       his assets and resources are very limited, the       and where appropriate actively pursued                                obligations. For that reason it is not
       club is close to reaching an agreement with          possible civil claims against third parties                           possible to provide members with
       the guilty party which in the medium term will       through or to whom the stolen funds were                              greater detail.

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                                                  win 27 matches in succession (including one
Cricket                                           where Viv Richards was captain).
                                                     Clive spoke about his career and the
                                                                                                     More shorts
                                                  challenges of bringing together a team from
Clive of East India                               a small population spread over the 14 islands
                                                                                                     Chess

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                                                  of the Caribbean and noting with pride the

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        ollowing a season which included the      numerous top cricketers and athletes that the
        club’s annual match against Chobham       W Indies have produced over the years. When                 he club hosted the Cosmos
        Cricket Club for the Turnbull Cup,        asked if there was one player he admired,                   Club from Washington DC in a
the club’s cricket side celebrated its 10th       Clive stated Tom Graveney, whose cricketing                 6-board match in October, writes
anniversary season in style with a black-tie      prowess impressed him and who he felt had          Nick Lloyd. The combined East India
dinner. The guest speaker was Clive Lloyd.        not had the recognition that was deserved.         and Oriental team took an early lead
   The legendary West Indies captain took up      Clive also noted that he was currently             with Sandip Basu’s swift victory over
the invitation from member Graham Holland         involved in the relief effort for the Caribbean    Palema Copley. This was followed by
to come to the club. He was an illustrious        after this year’s hurricanes, which requires       Petr Tikilyaynen’s clever checkmate of
addition to the anniversary dinner. Now aged      the rebuilding of some 4,000 homes and             Patrick Tobin, while Colin and Angelika
73, he made his test debut in 1966, playing       establishing a more resilient infrastructure       determined that their match was going
India. His last test was 18 seasons later, in     against future hurricanes. Clive entered           nowhere and the bar was a better option
1984 against Australia. In total, he played 110   in to the fun of the evening by graciously         to leave EIC/ORI leading 2.5 to 0.5. The
tests, becoming the first West Indies player to   accepting a club cricket cap, studying the EIC’s   Cosmos fought back to even up the match
earn 100 international caps. A middle-order       cricket records put together by Nick Jones,        as Tom Lyons overcame numerous checks
batsman, he scored 7,515 runs. His triumph        and applauding the awards and fines given          from Dan Kaszeta and Christian Urhig won
was his captaincy, which saw the West Indies      out by Ed Case and Chris Douse.                    a close match against Rob McClatchey.
                                                                                                     The match was decided when Nick Lloyd
                                                                                                     finally wore down Sasha Mones’s defences
                                                                                                     to give victory to the EIC/ORI.

                                                                                                     Backgammon

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                                                                                                               he East India Club started the
                                                                                                               season on top form beating last
                                                                                                               year’s champions in its opening
The club plays Chobham, a match it lost           Clive Lloyd accepts his cap                        match, writes David Brace. It came down to
                                                                                                     the last throw of the evening with a double
                                                                                                     required to secure a win and avoid the draw.
                                                                                                     A double six was thrown. In order to get to
                                                                                                     that position, the team played fantastically
                                                                                                     taking on these seasoned warriors and put
                                                                                                     us in a position where, with a bit of good
                                                                                                     fortune, the match could be won.
                                                                                                         As East & West went to press, the club
                                                                                                     is in eighth place in the London inter-club
                                                                                                     league. Visit LondonBackammonLeague.com
Club chairman (and Chobham president) Duncan
Steele-Bodger presents the cup                    The club team

                                                     The bride in intricately beaded dress with
 Wedding                                          tulle full length skirt by Ronald Joyce and
                                                  groom travelled to the club in a 1963 Rolls

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                                                  Royce Silver Cloud.
        lub member Iain Carter and his then          A champagne and canapé reception in the
        fiancee Katherine chose the East          Smoking Room followed, accompanied by a
        India Club to host their wedding          live lounge set from the Distractions Band.
reception this summer.                               The wedding breakfast took place
   They were married at St Margaret’s             downstairs in the Dining Room where
Church, Westminster Abbey, on 29 July. The        80 guests enjoyed a menu including the
church has longstanding links to Parliament       herb and mustard crusted rack of lamb,
and associations with many historic               accompanied by a harpist and the Château
figures, including Sir Winston Churchill who      Reynier claret. Thomas McCall, the best man,
married there in 1908. This was particularly      was greeted with raucous laughter for his          Mr and Mrs Carter
apt as Iain is the political director of the      heartfelt speech.
Conservative Party and Katherine is the              The party continued back in the Smoking         Moon River as the first dance from the happy
project curator and collections manager at        Room where guests were treated to more             couple, before they retired to the St James’
Chartwell, Churchill’s home.                      live music and an accomplished waltz to            Suite and on to their honeymoon in Sicily.

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MOTOR CARS

             After a day visiting the Studio 434 motor museum, the club’s
             classic car section purred, roared and some of them chugged
             into St James’s Square for its annual weekend rally in October.

             RELIVING THE GOLDEN
             AGE OF MOTORING                                                                                           Left-right: David Holmes’ 1954 Bentley, the

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                                                                                                                       Spencers’ 1937 MG TA, and David Rolfe’s 1934
                                                                                                                       Derby Bentley Estate
                      he motoring section’s annual visit
                      en masse to the square for its black
                      tie dinner usually has a motoring
             museum as its starting point. In recent
             years , they have visited the Shuttleworth
             Collection and Brooklands. This year, they
             went to Studio 434 in Potter’s Bar.
                A classic car collection that spans more
             than 100 years of motoring, Studio 434 has
             400 vehicles, 200 of them on display, from
             all decades of the last century. It is not just
             a museum. It is also a venue for film, TV,                                                                American style at Studio 434
             advertising and promotional events. The cars
             are owned by businessman Roger Dudding.
             The museum generously threw open not
             only its doors but the doors to the cars for
             members and guests to try out.
                                                                 A change of pace for Cameron Roberts, who is
                                                                 usually seen in a faster car than this

                                                                                                                       Richard and Sue Muir Beddall and thei r 1928 Rolls
                                                                                                                       Royce Phantom

                                                                 Before dinner in the evening, members parked
             Austerity bites: the secretary tries out a new      their cars in the gardens. This is Howard Seymour’s
             company car                                         Rolls Royce

                                                                                                                       Mark Turner’s Ultima GTR

             Members and guests at the Studio 434 motor museum                                                         Andrew Norton arranged the Delage

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Matthew Ebsworth set up and runs the club’s rugby lunches. Over several years, they have
attracted top quality speakers and are a great way to open the account the day before the
on-pitch battle takes place. With Argentina and Samoa behind us, next are the home nations.

THE MAN BEHIND THE RUGBY LUNCHES
                                                                               provoking, highlighting the issues over
                                                                               concussion within rugby and the research
                                                                               being pioneered to players wellbeing after
                                                                               leaving the professional game.
                                                                                  At the All Blacks lunch, it was Gareth ‘Cooch’
                                                                               Chilcott. Former Bath, England and British
                                                                               Lions legend, Cooch made 373 appearances.
                                                                               Part of the 1989 brotherhood, the touring
                                                                               party to Australia which hammered their
                                                                               names into Lions lore by becoming the first
                                                                               and only bunch to lose the first Test and win
                                                                               the series. He now runs Venatour, a sports
                                                                               and educational travel company which offers
                                                                               clients trips to major sporting events. Cooch
                                                                               entertained a packed Dining Room with
                                                                               stories of front row misdemeanours and the
                                                                               black arts of propping.

                                                                               Former rugby section chairman Tom McGoldrick

                                                                                  Matthew is also chairman of the Young
                                                                               Members Committee and has encouraged
                                                                               the growth of the club’s sporting sections,
                                                                               especially the rugby section, which is
                                                                               about to start its season. This is the rugby
                                                                               section’s tenth anniversary season. It played
                                                                               its first match in 2008 at the Heineken 10s
                                                                               tournament.

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                                           atthew Ebsworth has turned an
                                           80-minute game into a two-day
                                           festival of rugby. His lunches at
                                the club are held on the Friday before the
                                Saturday of the match. This November, there
                                were lunches in advance of the Barbarians vs
                                the All Blacks and England vs the Wallabies.
                                  Ex Northampton among others, Matthew
                                has enough friends in the game to keep the
                                speakers coming.
                                  At the England vs Australia lunch, the
                                speaker was Tom May formerly of England,
                                Newcastle, Toulon, Northampton and
                                London Welsh. Tom’s speech was thought-
                                                                               Left-right: Neil Edwards, Gareth Chilcott and
                                                                               Matthew Ebsworth

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GAME

       Club members and other guests visited Drewton Manor
       in East Yorkshire, owned by club member Chris Taylor.                                                        Target shooting
       They enjoyed excellent pheasant and partridge shooting,
       and a comfortable stay in Chris’s house.                                                                     50m rifle
                                                                                                                    by Joss Bassett

       YORKSHIRE PHEASANTS
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                                                                                                                            he club’s shooting section

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                                                                                                                            visited a range in the City of
               ne of Yorkshire’s best pheasant              enjoyed a day’s driven shooting, looked after                   London and shot air rifle and
               shoots, Drewton Manor, attracts              by owners Chris and Eileen Taylor. They                 pistol at 10 yards, and benchrest and
               guns from all over the world. Its            stayed in the manor, which Chris and Eileen             gallery .22LR rifles at 25 yards. Thanks
       topography, on the edge of the Yorkshire             have made superbly comfortable. The bag                 to Zal Rustom for the pictures
       Wolds, makes it ideal for high pheasant              was 194. Thanks to Maria Morgan for the
       shooting. Club members and other guests              pictures.

       The shooting party

       A drive at Drewton Manor                             Ken Morgan and Pyper

       Grouse dinner
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                t the annual grouse dinner,
                former Beaufort huntsman Tony
                Holdsworth entertained members
       and guests after dinner with foxhunting
       horn, and stories including one that involved
       a chair and two shoes. The day of the grouse
       dinner marked chef’s welcome return to
       work after illness. Holding the fort and
       producing 80 tender grouse was his second
                                                                                                                    Eastindiaman
       in command, Francis.

                                                                                                                  Shooter and grouse dinner regular Ron Rosner
       The magic trick: the kitchen produces the grouse à   Charlie Jacoby (left) holds the microphone for Tony   sends in this photograph of himself in the 1960s.
       point for members and guests                         Holdsworth as he positions his shoes                  Stationed in Nepal, he tamed and kept a leopard.
                                                                                                                  He also had to shoot a marauding tiger in Pakistan.

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A packed house roared with approval and laughter at the
speech given by international rugby referee and barrister
                                                                                                          Jazz at No 16
Wayne Barnes after the house dinner.                                                                      by Howard Lambert

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                                                                                                                     he occasional jazz evenings

RUGBY HOME TRUTHS                                                                                                    organised by Iain Wolsey have ‘the
                                                                                                                     chops’ to become the newly-formed
                                                                                                          jazz section, ‘Jazz at no 16’, which counted off

AT THE HOUSE DINNER                                                                                       into its first official A section in September
                                                                                                          with a concert at the club featuring the

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                                                                                                          excellent Spike Wells Trio with legendary jazz
           embers and guests enjoyed one of                                                               and blues guitarist, Terry Smith.
           the best house dinners yet, with                                                                  The Trio consisted of Spike Wells on
           excellent food and wine, and a                                                                 drums, the versatile and virtuouso Mark
hilarious speech by Wayne Barnes.                                                                         Edwards on keyboard and Nigel Thomas
   Appointed the youngest ever A Panel                                                                    on double bass, and were enthusiastically
referee, Wayne Barnes presided over 20                                                                    received by a sell-out audience. The
minutes of overtime in one France-Wales                                                                   enthusiasm increased when Terry Smith
match. He landed in the top three most                                                                    joined them. Spike has known and played
loathed people in New Zealand alongside                                                                   with Terry since the late 1960s. “Terry’s
Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden                                                                        touch is a million miles away from the
following one decision. His speech crackled                                                               stridency of most amplified guitarists,” says
with dry observations about how he copes                                                                  Spike. “He is so musical and sensitive as well
with the fans’ opinions.                               Laughter...                                        as swinging and ‘bluesy’.”
                                                                                                             The highlight of the evening was Terry’s
                                                                                                          imaginative bossanova take on the beautiful
                                                                                                          ballad When Sunny gets Blue.
                                                                                                             It is intended to hold regular events at the
                                                                                                          club and the next concert will be on Friday
                                                                                                          23 February when, by popular demand, the
                                                                                                          same quartet will perform. Book early to
                                                                                                          avoid disappointment!
                                                                                                             If you are interested in Jazz please sign up
                                                                                                          to the section via the noticeboard or contact
                                                                                                          the secretary’s office.

..as they listen to the woes of Wayne Barnes, rugby referee and the third most hated man in New Zealand

                                                                                                          Spike Wells in action in the Smoking Room

  Hot and cold flyfishing
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         he flyfishing section offered                 Brandon, which lies 300 miles north-east
         members a wide range of fishing               of Mauritius. There are beginners’ days
         this summer, from the beat it                 and a day after grayling at Wherwell. The
  shares with the Lawyers’ Fishing Club on             section’s annual dinner is at the club on 13
  the Loddon at Stratfield Saye to a trip to St        January 2018. For details, please contact
                                                       the secretary.

  Flyfishing section chairman Peter Matthison
  with his 7lb 8oz bonefish                            Iain Wolsey casting on the Loddon                  Terry Smith: musical and sensitive

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PUTT-PUTT YORE - The East India Club
YACHTS

         Named after Col Newman, who led the St Nazaire raid, the
         Newman VC trophy has become a popular inter-club race.

         THE NEWMAN VC TROPHY
         COMES HOME
         by Jim Miller                                      racing later in the day. The Fishery South

         O
                                                            Cardinal Mark passed by silently to port and
                   n a rising neap tide with overcast       Eagle headed for the West Winner post, a
                   skies and in a northerly force 3, the    quick flashing green. Next, the port Eastoke
                   Rustler 36 Eagle slipped her moor-       can was sighted, a quick flashing red. Eagle
         ings on Hayling Island out into the pitch dark.    went for that before working toward the Bar
         She was on a mission to moor at Seaview on         Beacon, a single red flash every 10 seconds,
         the Isle of Wight dressed overall by 0630. The     on a track of 193 true, and finally she passed
         author – the commodore – was at the wheel,         the tripod dolphin of West Pole, two red
         alone as the afterguard. Vice commodore,           flashes every 5 seconds, and out safely into
         Lieutenant Mike Smith ZANR, and the ‘pre-J7’       the English Channel. With the exit pilotage
         Louie Roberts, a recruit from the second row       complete as first light was upon Eagle, the        Defending: last year’s champions, the RAC boat
         of the Dulwich College pack and a younger          vice commodore took up a heading of 260
         sibling of two J7s, were tasked as spotters on     magnetic until he was abeam the Winner
         the foredeck.                                      South Cardinal Mark, next altering course
            Only the occasional message passed over         slightly to port in order to bisect the Cambrian
         the light drumbeat of the Yanmar 3GM engine        Wreck and other wreck south east of it.
         pushing out 5.5 knots at 2950 RPM down             Abeam Cambrian Wreck, Eagle’s tender Puff
         below. During his pilotage the commodore           was launched and taken into tow before the
         had briefed the three known unlit dangers in       crew made a run for it over the shipping chan-
         the narrow channels running out to sea; the        nel to Seaview. As the bunting was raised to
         Sweare Deep racing mark, the Mill Rythe port       dress overall on the mooring at 0634, the
         can and a starboard can at Pilsey further out.     commodore received a call from his friend the
         Other than the steaming light high up the          skipper of the Hurlingham (a very fast sailor
         mast and the tail light, all white lights aboard   with a recent third in class in the RTI, who
         were off; GPS screens were dimmed to mini-         had sighted Eagle from his hotel) to welcome
         mum; and head torches and chart table set          Eagle to the Isle of Wight.
         to glow a dim red in order to maintain night          Once all the crews had arrived, including
         vision. The commodore was eager that the           our Solent captain, Alex Van Ingen, in the
         foredeck should spot the unlit racing mark.        big 11-tonne Catalac cat Sea Spice and the
         Even though that would come off consider-          St Nazaires on the superb Oyster Mythos,
         ably the worst in a collision involving Eagle’s    both now moored in the Seaview trots in line
         8-tonnes ramming it at a polished trotting         astern with Eagle, lots for the Mermaids were
         pace, the commodore has been protective            drawn, the skippers briefed and the crews
         of his bows ever since the squadron’s padre,       taken out to boats. The conditions at Seaview
         Lachlan Mulholland, used Eagle to conduct          were an easterly-running neap tide in the
         a substantial and unauthorised accidental          morning, due to ebb to the West from noon, a
         reorganisation of the pontoon facilities in the    force 2 from the North-West and sunny spells
         Port of Cherbourg.                                 with some stratocumulus and more puffy
            As the first bacon and egg sandwiches           cumulus breaking up the blue.
         came up into the cockpit, the vice commo-             As a prelude to what can only be called a
         dore was at the helm ‘to get a hand in’ before     close race series, the first race was a short
                                                            one to get the crews warmed up, involving
                                                            a running start down through the moorings
                                                            just half a mile to a leeward mark, followed
                                                            by a beat to the line. The Army & Navy got off     Eagle, dressed at Seaview
                                                            to a tremendous start winning that race well,
                                                            the Travellers pulling off a quick second and         The second race, longer in that it included a
                                                            the EICYS Solent captain’s boat an efficient       wing mark and a windward one before a reach
                                                            third. With the vice commodore on the helm,        to the line, saw impressive efforts again by
                                                            young master Roberts in the middle and the         the Army & Navy, EICYS Solent captain and
                                                            commodore up front on the bag, this trio from      Travellers Paris, these three swapping posi-
                                                            the EICYS had a rather inauspicious start,         tions to second, first and third, respectively.
                                                            coming last after a failed attempt to find less    The Army & Navy were leading the regatta
         Commodore Jim Miller                               adverse current in shallow water.                  still therefore and the EIC Solent captain had

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YACHTS
                                                                                                        Trafalgar dinner

                                                                                                        A
                                                                                                                 fter a talk by Dr Roger Knight,
                                                                                                                 the club held a Trafalgar dinner
                                                                                                                 to commemorate Britain’s most
                                                                                                        famous sea battle. With speeches by
                                                                                                        Rear Admiral Kingwell CBE, interludes by
                                                                                                        other Royal Navy officers and sea shanties
                                                                                                        sung, the 112th anniversary of the action
                                                                                                        against Napoleon’s forces was a ‘victory’.

                                                                                                        HMS Victory, in chocolate

The EIC Solent captain’s crew and the Travellers                                                        Sea shanties sung
Club Paris afloat                                  Winners: members of the EICYS

pulled up into second. Otherwise notably,          was in the lead. Approaching the windward            the left side of the course into the moorings
this race saw a disaster for the defenders,        wing mark, the two EICYS boats were right            as though he was heading for a beer in the
the RAC, coming in last, plus perhaps a sign       side by side in the lead. It was exciting stuff      bar. By the time he tacked out to sea he had
of better things to come from the EICYS            and among the banter it became apparent              clearly overdone it and fell back into fifth. The
commodore / vice commodore boat, with a            that the commodore was of the opinion that           RAC and St Nazaires continued to harry and
fourth. The latter boat adopted some new           the Solent captain had undercooked his port          chase down the vice commodore as hard as
tactics in the third race. These were to ‘fol-     tack out to sea and, now on starboard, he was        they could but he was trucking no over-takers
low the French’ who were obviously picking         pinching and slowing in a doomed attempt to          and obtained another line win.
routes well, to make much more extreme             fetch the mark, his confidence high but wan-            We had a sunny and most excellent lunch,
adjustments to sail trim, and to implement a       ing, and then there was no denying it: the vice      arranged by our absent rear commodore
now-secret method for re-bagging the bag.          commodore shot past into the lead. Even with         racing, Paul Rose, and, after several beers and
Suddenly, the vice commodore was on fire. He       the Solent captain, the RAC and the St Naza-         then coffees, it came to attention that the
passed the leeward mark in third place, right      ires chasing him hard, there was no catching         wind had gone. The race officer gave it half an
behind the Travellers and, shadowing them          him. It was a one-two for the EICYS.                 hour. And another. But it was no good. There
closely, he now found himself in the lead, hav-       There is not a lot to say about the fourth        was no more wind, only beer and coffee. The
ing sailed right past to windward on the beat.     race since your writer was in the lead, franti-      morning’s results would stand with a discard.
The commodore in the meantime invented his         cally operating the vice commodore’s bag,               It became apparent that the racing had
new secret bag re-bag procedure, a way to re-      pole and sail trim and looking forwards most         been very close indeed. The two EIC boats
bag without constant movement in the boat,         of the time so he did not see a lot. It is safe to   were in the lead, both on six points, split only
and he also found some apparently odd yet          say that the vice commodore was fast: even           by the vice commodore’s two wins and also by
extreme adjustments to the genoa halyard           when the commodore, a veteran of more than           his more recent win giving him the regatta.
tension and fairlead tracks, kicker, Cun-          1,000 spinnaker launches, bizarrely put the             The Army & Navy were third with seven
ningham, outhaul and traveller, made out of        pole out on the leeward side and attached it         points and we only had a further ten points
frustration, to be most surprisingly beneficial    to the guy so as to cause a terrible scrambled       separating them from all the other crews.
even in a force 2. With the vice commodore         egg mess on one launch. The vice held his po-           After speeches of thanks by our Solent
now also confirming that the bilges had been       sition and his polite verbiage too. The Solent       captain to all the attendees who had made
pumped, their boat was rocketing right along       captain was also going well, right up at the         excellent efforts to attend the regatta, the
and catching the EICYS Solent captain who          front, but he made a strange departure up            prizes were awarded.

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EVENTS

                                                           also used to make points about the brutality
          Library lecture                                  of the battle.
                                                              The Battle of Isandlwana in 1879 was
                                                           the first major encounter in the Anglo–Zulu
         DISASTER AT                                       War between British forces and warriors
                                                           of the Zulu Kingdom. A Zulu force of some

         ISANDLWANA                                        20,000 warriors attacked a portion of the
                                                           British main column consisting of about

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                                                           1,800 British, colonial and native troops.
                                                                                                          Christian and Geraldine Schaffalitzky who toured
                  ob Caskie returned to the club (see      Equipped mainly with the traditional assegai   the battlefields with Rob in 2016
                  East & West, issue 97) to deliver a      iron spears and cow-hide shields,the Zulus
                  lecture about the Zulu army’s rout of    overwhelmed the poorly led and badly
         British forces in the battle of Isandlwana. His   deployed British, killing more than 1,300.
         powerful and compelling style kept members
         agog, not least because anything less might
         attract a thwack on the leather chairs of the
         Smoking Room from his knobkerry, which he

                                                                                                          Rob signed copies of his books after the talk

                                                           St John Brown thanks Rob

         Rob in full flow                                  Rob takes questions after dinner               Audience agog

         Lord Mayor’s lunch
         T
                 he club welcomed the Lord Mayor
                 to its annual lunch in his honour.
                 Principal of the Harrodian School in
         Barnes and Lord Mayor of London for 2016–
         17, Dr Andrew Parmley is a past master of
         the Worshipful Company of Glass-Sellers.
                                                                                                          The Lord Mayor speaks

                                                           The Company of Pikemen & Musketeers of the
                                                           Honourable Artillery Company

                                                                                                          Members and guests enjoy the speeches
         The Lord Mayor arrives on foot                    Members and guests assembled in the
                                                           Smoking Room

         Trumpeters of the Band of the Household Cavalry   Lunch in the Dining Room                       Lord Mayor Dr Andrew Parmley and the chairman

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EVENTS
Donald Trump can claim another success: he has brought into
relief the difference between truth and ‘post truth’. Newspaper
                                                                                                      Harvest Festival

                                                                                                      A
columnist Matthew d’Ancona gave the club his view.                                                               fter gathering at the club for
                                                                                                                 morning coffee, members and

MATTHEW D’ANCONA                                                                                                 guests took a coach to the Chapel
                                                                                                      of St Peter Ad Vincula in the Tower of
                                                                                                      London for the harvest festival service

ON POST TRUTH                                                                                         presided over by the Reverend Roger Hall,
                                                                                                      chaplain to HM Tower of London and our

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                                                                                                      club chaplain.
            atthew d’Ancona is angry. The                                                                 The Chapel Royal of St Peter ad
            well-known writer and a highly                                                            Vincula (literally ‘St Peter in chains’) is the
            regarded political commentator                                                            parish church of the Tower of London.
feels his very job is under threat from a world                                                       It is situated within the Tower’s Inner
that no longer seems to want truth in its                                                             Ward and dates from 1520. It is a Royal
writing.                                                                                              Peculiar, a name that refers to St Peter’s
   He sees ‘post truth’ as particularly at work                                                       imprisonment under Herod Agrippa in
in politics. Brexit, and the election of Trump,                                                       Jerusalem. The Chapel is probably best
loom largest in his catalogues of fakery and                                                          known as the burial place of some of the
mendacity. He sees the tactics of the Leave                                                           most famous prisoners executed at the
                                                                                                      Tower, including Anne Boleyn, Catherine
                                                         Matthew d’Ancona                             Howard, Lady Jane Grey, Thomas Cromwell,
                                                                                                      Thomas More and John Fisher.
                                                         society relaxes its defence of the values        Chef organised from the club a
                                                         that underpin its cohesion, order and        presentation loaf of a wheat sheaf
                                                         progress: the values of veracity, honesty    with mice, which ceremoniously joined
                                                         and accountability’. That it has done        other gifts of food contributed by the
                                                         so he locates, in significant part, in the   congregation for the local borough of
                                                         vapid emotionalism of the baby boomer        Tower Hamlets food bank, which Roger
                                                         generation.                                  and his wife Barbara support.
                                                            Members and guests who attended his           Roger’s sermons are always interesting
Matthew d’Ancona’s book examines the issue               Library lecture were gripped by his views.   and humorous and, while making his
                                                                                                      serious and thought-provoking points, he
campaign — the warnings of an invasion of                                                             referred to his recent wet two weeks on
the UK by Turks; the hugely exaggerated                                                               exercise with the 306 field hospital unit of
claim that healthcare spending could rise by                                                          the army medical service reserves.
£350m a week once that sum was no longer                                                                  The impressive choir and organist under
sent to Brussels — as cynical ploys.                                                                  the direction of Colm Carey makes for
   He instances the rise of anti-Semitism                                                             an especially lovely service, after which
everywhere, based on both new and                                                                     members head back to the club for Sunday
old libels; and in the UK, the flight from                                                            lunch to the musical accompaniment of
use of the MMR vaccine, resulting in the                                                              our own regular pianist Oliver Sheen.
rise of sometimes fatal infections. ‘Post
truth’, he writes, is ‘what happens when a               The lecture took place in the Smoking Room

                                                                                                      Rev Roger Hall and the club’s gift

                                                                                                      The service in the Tower of London
After dinner, Matthew took questions from his audience

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MEMBER PROFILE

                 There is something about the Royal Navy and what it does to a man. Club member Rear
                 Admiral John Roberts is someone that anyone would like to be in their nineties: good spirited,
                 a raconteur, healthy and active. He has had a remarkable life, too.

                 REAR ADMIRAL JOHN ROBERTS
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                        lub member John Roberts is the kind       more so. He passed into the Royal Navy in              In 1960, the Royal Navy gave John
                        of 93-year-old who invigorates all        1937. His war service included escorting            command of the frigate St Bride’s Bay, and
                        he meets. His can-do spirit and good      Arctic convoys, and he would retire from the        he spent 18 months with her in the Far East.
                 health make him an inspiration. His life story   Royal Navy 40 years later with the rank of          His job included flag-flying, with visits to the
                                                                  Rear Admiral. He joined the club in 1962 and        Gilbert & Ellis Islands and hosting a cocktail
                                                                  has been an active member ever since.               party at Pearl Harbour. “The only person who
                                                                     The Royal Naval College at Dartmouth was         spoke English on the Gilbert & Ellis Islands was
                                                                  a kind of strict public school in the 1930s         the local schoolmaster,” says John. “He told me
                                                                  Punishment included ‘official cuts’ – being         that a ship had called on the island ‘the other
                                                                  strapped to the exercise horse in the gym           day’. I looked it up. ‘The other day’ was 1937.”
                                                                  in front of 44 people and Sergeant Brown               John spent 1962 and 1963 at the
                                                                  would administer 12 with a rope end.                Admiralty and then took command of
                                                                     John went from the College in 1941 to            another frigate, Galatea, again in the Far
                                                                  the battlecruiser HMS Renown. With war              East. “In those days, we kept two aircraft
                                                                  declared in 1939, she was first stationed in        carriers at Singapore,” he says. “Now we do
                                                                  Iceland to prevent the German battleship            not have two aircraft carriers.”
                                                                  Tirpitz entering the Atlantic via the Denmark          John’s last ship was the Ark Royal from
                                                                  Strait. The Bismarck had already got out and        1971 to 1972, which took part in the defence
                                                                  went on to sink HMS Hood. As a result of the        of British Honduras, about to be invaded by
                                                                  Royal Navy’s blockade, the Tirpitz did not fire     Guatemala. He recommends a book about
                                                                  a shot in anger.                                    that campaign called Phoenix Squadron,
                                                                     After Renown, and taking part in the             which explains why Britain needs an aircraft

                                                                                                 “
                                                                  1943 North African landings,                                    carrier. John says that many of the
                                                                  John served in the destroyers            Joining the            reasons people give for aircraft
                                                                  Tartar and Serapis. In the latter        East India Club        carriers are wrong. “If you listen to
                                                                  he was involved in escorting                                    Parliament, they talk as if we are
                                                                                                           is one of the
                                                                  convoys to North Russia. He                                     an empire,” he says. “I don’t think
                                                                  recalls the cold, and the fate
                                                                                                           better things I        we recognise that we are not much
                                                                  of one mariner rescued from              have done              more than Denmark or Holland. We
                                                                  the sea off Murmansk. His                                       have history, which the Americas
                                                                  stomach had frozen and they had to defrost          don’t have. But we do not have the troops to
                                                                  him by pouring warm water down his throat.          deploy.”
                                                                  Because of gangrene, they then amputated               On retirement, John joined the world of
                                                                  both his legs without an anaesthetic.               business, working for Aeronautical & General
                                                                     Serapis took part in supporting the D-Day        Instruments in Croydon, selling specialist
                                                                  Normandy landings, for which John was               cameras around the world, mainly in India.
                                                                  awarded the Legion d’Honneur, though                He went from there to being director of BPIF
                                                                  with modesty typical of many people who             and then he became a consultant, helping
                                                                  fight in wars, points out that “I didn’t see a      small companies make sales overseas.
                                                                  German for the whole of the war. Nobody                John is married to his fourth wife. He has
                                                                  thought they were being brave. It was like an       three children and five grandchildren. He
                                                                  adventure and I wanted to be in it.”                lived in Northamptonshire for nearly 30
                                                                     Serapis hove to five miles from the              years. After his third wife died, he met an old
                                                                  French coast. Forward observation officers          friend from Singapore and went to the opera
                                                                  would radio the map locations of German             with her. She lived at Whitstable and he
                                                                  armament and Serapis would shell it.                married her and went to live there with her
                                                                     At the end of the Second World War, so           three years ago, aged 90.
                                                                  many men left the Royal Navy that the service          He joined the club in 1962. When he was
                                                                  found itself short of pilots. John stayed and       at the Admiralty, he would go to the Senior
                                                                  retrained as a pilot, flying from 1947 to 1960,     United Services Club, where the Institute of
                                                                  starting on Seafires. The Royal Navy lent him       Directors is now, but tired of the constant
                                                                  to the Australian Navy for a year in order to       saluting. He joined the East India Club
                                                                  go to Korea. He recalls a day off pheasant          because of his interest in sport. The club took
                                                                  shooting in Korea when the drive had to be          over the old Sports Club in the 1930s and
                                                                       halted as someone realised they were           keeps strong links with the world of sport to
                                                                       standing in a minefield. They were led out     this day. “Joining the East India Club is one of
                                                                  of danger by an army chaplain.                      the better things I have done,” he says.

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WINE
The club’s sommelier held a tasting of sweet wines, much enjoyed and appreciated
by members and guests. Here he tells the story of this much sought-after yet often
overlooked style of wine.

SWEET FOR MY SWEET
by Eric Lagré, head sommelier                      stage of the fermentation process through

T
                                                   mutage, an addition of raw brandy, fortified
         he history of sweet wine making           wines such as port, sherry and madeira came
         sums up the wine trade in the             to light. Mutage is the most potent way to
         Ancient World. Only wine with a high      stabilise wine, as demonstrated by Pineau
alcohol and sugar content was stable enough        des Charentes, which is no more than fortified
to travel in those days.                           unfermented grape juice. At the turn of the
   Making wine is straightforward; let the         20th century, filtration became so fine that
yeast metabolise the grape sugars into             the yeast could be taken out of the equation
alcohol until it runs out of nourishment and       altogether. Hardly has Moscato d’Asti had time
dies. Since that process results in dry wines,     to develop bubbles and alcohol that it is filtered
the ancients had to be ingenious in order to       clean then bottled. Mutage and filtration
achieve sweetness. They discovered that, by        achieve levels of aromatic freshness virtually
concentrating the sugars in the fermenting         unseen in sweet wines before. Balance is an
juice, the relentlessly sugar-rich environment     issue. The former style is often dominated
                                                                                                        Eric and a selection of sweet wines
would eventually mix with the increasing           by the fiery potency of brandy while the
level of alcohol to make a poisonous cocktail      latter can prove sickly. If sugary sweetness         water content, deep frost will yield eiswein. A
fatal to the ferment. Two techniques were          isn’t an issue, why not add sugar? Because           combination of humidity and marked diurnal
used to concentrate the sugars in grape juice      regulations prohibit it! Only champagne can          temperature variations will ultimately trigger
and make the first sweet wines; either the         legally be finished with a dosage of rectified       the botrytisation process that Ottoman
juice was simmered down in a process known         grape must and cane syrup today.                     Hungary used to make Tokaji.
as inspissation, as in the cooked wines of the        The most terroir-driven way to achieve               Trying to speed these processes up in the
French region of Provence, or grapes were          sweetness in wine is to leave the grapes             comfort of a winery will always result in simpler
picked early then air-dried in a process known     hanging on the vine and let nature do the            wines with more dried-fruit aromas and less
as appassimento in Italy or soleo in Spain.        concentrating job, such as the German                tartaric freshness of acidity. And since the risk
   Until distillation was developed to             spätlese. Cool and breezy conditions will turn       and cost of leaving the grapes exposed to the
commercial scale in the 17th century, the          the over-matured grapes into raisins without         whim of the elements, diseases and voracity
sweet wines of the Mediterranean dominated         compromising their acidity in a process known        of wildlife with longer hang times means that
the international market. By artificially          as passerillage, as in South Africa’s legendary      late-harvested wines never come cheap, be
elevating the alcohol level in wine at any         Constantia Wyn. By naturally freezing their          suspicious of sweet wines with a low price tag.

                                                                                                        our names on them with chalk. Thereupon
  A message from the Pigeon Loft                                                                        we returned, crestfallen and empty-
                                                                                                        handed, the 200 yards home.
  by Alan Taylor                                   November 1945. We heard on the wireless                  A surprise was in store. About 8.30 that

  I
                                                   that a cargo ship had run aground on                 evening came a knock at the door. It was ‘Mr
       n this special anniversary year our         treacherous sandbanks a mile or so out to            S’. “Come and get your oranges”, he said. No
       thoughts turn to Jane Austen. The           sea. On returning from school early that             time was lost. The recently turned-on street
       people of Cromer on the Norfolk coast       afternoon, news reached us that the ship             lights gave us a clear run. Soon we were
  are proud that in Emma, Mr Woodhouse             was unloading much of its cargo in order             back home with our crate. Unsure whether
  quotes the enthusiasm of his doctor, Perry,      to float free again. Moreover, the rising            the police might search our premises, we
  for the ‘very pure air’ to be enjoyed at this    tide was carrying some of this, crates of            hid the fruit. It was concealed everywhere
  seaside resort. Alas, this pigeon lofter did     oranges, towards our beach.                          – behind books, at the bottom of beds and
  not spend his young years at Cromer but in a        Down to the beach this pigeon lofter and          in the toes of socks. Then it was the turn
  village called Mundesley seven miles to the      his brother rushed, meeting many coming              of the crates. For several days plumes of
  south. We were convinced that the air here       up carrying crates full of the unexpected            smoke arose from back gardens all over the
  was as good as any that Cromer could offer.      booty. We soon had our own crate (ours               village as these were burned to destroy the
      By the end of the Second World War, we       was full of grapefruit, half of which we             evidence. A couple of weeks later, when the
  were again able to use most of our beach         exchanged for oranges). Alas, on reaching            ‘coast was clear’, the fruit was exposed to
  for bathing. Unfortunately the lifting of this   the homeward road we were faced with                 the light to ripen for Christmas.
  restriction was not accompanied by the end       several policemen barring our route. We                  And what a Christmas that was. On
  of food rationing, which remained for many       were instructed to hand in our crate at the          recalling the occasion, the only suitable
  years. Oranges were not actually rationed        lifeboat house nearby. ‘Mr S’, the man in            words that come to mind are those spoken
  but were only rarely to be had. This, briefly,   charge of the lifeboat (whom we all knew             by Dickens’ Tiny Tim: ‘A Merry Christmas to
  came to an end one Wednesday morning in          well), took charge of these crates, writing          us all! God bless us everyone!’

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STAFF PROFILE

                Ever wondered how the enormous amount of food, drink other goods enters and leaves the
                club? The answer lies with one man, our cellarman Ricky, who ensures that the wine you
                drink at lunch makes its last journey from lorry to sommelier.

                STAFF PROFILE
                                                                                                                He moved from there to reception for two
                 Ricky Gwee                                                                                     years, and then to the cellar where he is
                                                                                                                now, aged 34. He lives in Swiss Cottage with
                                                                                                                wife Marlene and their three boys, Kai, Ché
                                                                                                                and Dax, aged between ten and two.
                                                                                                                  Ricky came to work at the club after
                                                                                                                working in retail and studying media and
                                                                                                                communication at City of Westminster
                                                                                                                College. Elias told Ricky that the club is a
                                                                                                                good place to work.

                                                                                                                “        The worst thing that
                                                                                                                         happened was a pallet of
                                                                                                                         wine that fell off the back
                                                                                                                         of a lorry. Miraculously,

                                                                                                                                                 ”
                                                                                                                         only one case broke

                                                                                                                   “It was my first job in hospitality,” says
                                                                                                                Ricky, “and I found I really liked it.
                                                                                                                   “After two years in the Ladies’ Drawing
                                                                                                                Room, I felt I had learned everything I could
                                                                                                                learn. Downstairs gave me a change of
                                                                                                                scenery and new skills.”
                                                                                                                   The job of cellarman gives Ricky control
                                                                                                                of all stock that comes into the club, and
                                                                                                                all stock that leaves it except on board
                                                                                                                members. Whether it is food, alcohol or
                                                                                                                sanitaries, the club’s departments hand
                                                                                                                Ricky requisition lists every day. “When
                                                                                                                it arrives, we sign for it, store it for when
                                                                                                                needed. We have four house wine cellars
                                                                                                                and a ‘bin cupboard’ for storing wines. That’s
                                                                                                                were we rack all the wines that are on the
                                                                                                                wine list, plus there is the main wine cellar.”
                                                                                                                   The club’s stock of port was in the big

                B
                                                                                                                cellar at the back of the building, but has
                       orn in the Royal Free and raised          Ricky started work at the club in 2005         since moved to an external warehouse.
                       in Kilburn, Ricky came to the           aged 21. His first job was in the then Ladies’   Ricky liaised with sommelier Eric to label
                       club because his friend Elias was       Drawing Room, now the Waterloo Room,             what was going and what was not going.
                working here.                                  where he spent two years as a bar steward.       Five warehousemen took four days to move
                                                                                                                more than 8,000 bottles of port.
                                                                                                                   That was one of Ricky’s bigger jobs.
                                                                                                                Usually he handles between eight and ten
                Farewell to Finbar                                                                              orders that arrive every day, in the mornings

                I
                                                                                                                from 6.30am. He spends his afternoons
                     t is with sadness that the club records                                                    processing the paperwork.
                     the death of Finbar Kennedy, long time                                                        Does he ever drop a bottle? “It can
                     barman in the American Bar. He was well                                                    happen,” he admits. “It does happen. the
                enough to come to the club’s staff pension-                                                     worst thing that happened was a pallet
                sers’ tea party in the summer, but he died                                                      of wine that fell off the back of a lorry,
                of a brain tumour in September, aged 71. A                                                      Miraculously, only one case broke.”
                lively and cheerful character, with a deep                                                         When Ricky hears the phrase ‘wine that’s
                knowledge of and commitment to the club,                                                        easy on the palate’, it means something
                he will be missed.                             Finbar, who has died aged 71                     completely different to him.

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SECRETARY
A WORD FROM THE SECRETARY
by Alex Bray

                    I
                          nvestment in the        introduction even more easily, book events      take up the invitation or have been in touch.
                          club’s facilities       and view bookings that you have for rooms          Hopefully an aberration on the part of
                          continued over          and events. For first time users log in with    a member/guest this summer who was
                      the summer with the         your member number and the email address        following a peculiar fashion of wearing smart
                      refurbishment of seven      we have recorded for you. The members’          shoes but apparently no socks. It is not in the
                      bedrooms on the third       area also carries all the photographs of club   dress code, but for the record we are a ‘no
                      floor, replacement of       events to enjoy. We are looking forward to      peds’ club, in either sense of the word.
the front hall and main staircase carpet and      upgrading the website in 2018.                     With the Dining Room opening at 6.30pm
upgrading the running gear of the Duke               We are a great club for port and happily     for pre-theatre dining, we can recommend
Street lift. Feedback about the refurbished       consume 550 bottles of vintage port a year.     the quickest menu items to get you away
bedrooms is complimentary for the quality         Hence the popular annual port tasting that      in time.
of the design and build and the provision of      sommelier Eric runs. As for the etiquette          As ever, please keep the Dining Room
walk-in showers.                                  of passing the port it is incumbent upon        informed of any changes to your table
    Members may like to know that the club        all diners to make sure that everyone who       bookings to help maitre d’ Peter and chef in
has provided the Royal Hospital Chelsea           wishes to has the opportunity to help           their efforts to please as many members as
with access for its residents to visit. We have   themselves to the port. Keep it moving,         possible for lunch and dinner.
had the privilege of receiving the first few      especially down a long table. Beware being         I sadly report the passing of staff
veterans in their iconic scarlet uniforms. The    the poor, fabled Bishop of Norwich.             pensioners Finbar Kennedy and Milagross
Royal Hospital was founded by King Charles           Appreciation to member Ron Rosner who        Malata. Finbar retired as head barmen in
II in 1692 and, to this day, provides care and    donated a number of books to the Library on     2011 a few months shy of 17 years’ service.
support, comradeship, community and a             the subject of the Raj, Eastindiamen, clubs     The club has been passed Finbar’s extensive
sense of purpose for all Chelsea pensioners       and schools. The Library already had some       collection of pin badges and will find a
in recognition of their loyal service to the      of the titles but was grateful to receive the   way to display them. Mila had been a room
nation.                                           others and add them to the catalogue.           attendant since 1984 until her retirement
    We have added some more features to the          Member Lelio Freccero living in Singapore    as an exemplary employee in 2007. Both
members’ area of the website. Under the ‘my       kindly asked fellow members there to watch      funerals were attended by the club and
account’ tab you can now organise a letter of     the grand prix. A few members were able to      fellow staff pensioners.

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