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    FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH

                                                            Issue 2 | 2017
             THE OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE MOOIKLOOF OWNERS ASSOCIATION

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Contents
Uit die Perd se Bek • From the Horse’s Mouth
fokus op Mooikloof. Die publikasie word
gekoördineer en maandeliks namens
die Mooikloof Eienaarsvereniging van
Mooikloof deur Estates in Africa (Pty) Ltd
uitgegee. Die menings van medewerkers
en personeel van Estates in Africa (Pty) Ltd                                  CONTENTS
is nie noodwendig die van die Mooikloof
Eienaarsvereniging nie.                                                       03 General Information
Uitgewer:                                                                     04 Mooipraatjies
Nico Maritz
E-pos: nico@eiapublishing.co.za                                               05 MasterChef Mooikloof
Hoofredakteur:                                                                07 A New Start to Health
Kathy Thersby -                                                               08 Portugal - A Rhapsody In Blue
E-pos: kathy@eiapublishing.co.za
                                                                              10 Ek het 'n Voëltjie Hoor Fluit
Mooikloof Redakteur:
Nic Badenhorst                                                                11 Hannah's Thoughts
Verkoop - en Bemarkings Bestuurder:                                           13 Just Putting it Out There
Martin Fourie - Sel: 072 835 8405                                             14 Book Reviews
E-pos: martin@eiapublishing.co.za
                                                                              16 How Do You Eat a Mango?
Verkope
Gerdie Murphy - Sel: 082 556 9863                                             17 Mooikloof Listings
E-pos: gerdie@eiapublishing.co.za
Produksie Koördineerder:
Nicole Hermanson
E-pos: nicoleh@nowmedia.co.za
Grafiese Ontwerper:
Nicola Wilson
E-pos: nzendesign@gmail.com
Pretoria Kantoor:
Tel: 012 997 2712, Faks: 086 619 0763
Adres: 185 Mala-Mala Crescent,
Moreleta Park, Pretoria
Johannesburg Kantoor:
32 Fricker Weg, Illovo, Johannesburg
Tel: 011 214 7370, Faks 011 327 4094
Sperdatum vir adverensies en redaksionele
bydraes vir uitgawe 3 van 2017 is 17 Februarie.

                                                  Dominique Lochoff
                                                    083 412 6919

                                                    Rosa Willers
                                                    082 962 7228

                                   R25 000 000                R5 400 000     Wishing all our clients a
                                                                           fantastic and blessed 2017

                                      R3 500 000              R4 800 000

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General Information
                                                                               Contact the MOA at:
                                                                                     Estate Manager:
                                                                                      012 996 0290
                                                                               manager@mooikloofestate.co.za
                           Mooikloof Eienaarsvereniging
                           Mooikloof Owners Association                                  Site Manager:
                                                                                 Johan Haarhoff : 082 301 4047
                                                                                 terrain@mooikloofestate.co.za
                          30 Flaming Rock Crescent
                    Tel: 012 996 0290 • Fax: 012 996 0699                              Administration:
                      P O Box 92035, MOOIKLOOF 0059                               info@mooikloofestate.co.za

                              CONTRIBUTIONS FROM RESIDENTS TO                    Biometrics Access Control:
                          FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH ARE WELCOMED AND             biometrics@mooikloofestate.co.za
                                    CAN BE SUBMITTED TO
                                INFO@MOOIKLOOFESTATE.CO.ZA                              Bookkeeper:
                                                                                   fin@mooikloofestate.co.za

                                                                     Security: Protea Coin Group
                                                                     24-hour security manager                    076 333 2076
                                                                     24-hour control room                        012 996 0242
                                                                     Atterbury gate entrance                     012 996 0243
                                                                     Garsfontein gate entrance                   012 996 0620

                                                                                       Office hours:
                                                                               Monday – Friday: 08h00 –16h00
                                                                          (Excluding Weekends and Public Holidays)

                                                                    Inspirational Thoughts:
                                                                    Verse: John 8:12
                                                                    ‘I am the light of the world. Whoever follows Me will never
                                                                    walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.’
                                                                    - Light, is that wonderful ingredient that allows all life to
                                                                      exist and flourish.
                                                                    - The Lord is the source of light in our lives.
                                                                    - When we pursue Him, light floods our lives and hearts.
                                                                    - You never need to walk in darkness, but you can know
                                                                      His light.

                                                                    PRAYER: Lord, flood my heart and life with Your light
                                                                    this year. May every bit of darkness flee and may I walk in
                                                                    Your light, today and always. Amen.

                                                                    Kind regards: Pastor Andrew and Vanessa Roebert
                                                                    ALIVE TO GOD
                                                                    Visit our website: www.alivetogod.com or email me at:
                                                                    andrew@alivetogod.com

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Mooipraatjies
                                                                                         die ranker op en vind ’n reus besig
                                                                                         om te sing:

                                                                                         Fee-fi-fo-fum!
                                                                                         I smell the blood of an Englishman,
                                                                                         Be he alive, or be he dead,
                                                                                         I’ll grind his bones to make my
                                                                                         bread.
                                                                      Jeannette Malan
                                                                                         Jan skrik. Hy beroof die reus van
         John Lennon: When I was five            Hansie en Grietjie het nie sommer       ’n sak goud, ’n gans wat goue
         years old my mother always told         net in die bos beland nie, nee, die     eiers lê en ook ’n harp. Toe die
         me that happiness was the key           ouers het hulle eenvoudig daar          reus hom agterna sit, kap Jan die
         to life. When I went to school,         ge-dump en gehoop hulle sterf.          boontjierank af en die reus val hom
         they asked me what I wanted to          Dink hoe angsbevange was hulle          morsdood. Wat maak Jan? Hierdie
         be when I grew up. I wrote down         nie daardie nag nie; om van honger      Mommy’s boy gaan terug na sy
         “happy”. They told me I didn’t          nie eers te praat nie! Die volgende     ma toe en hulle leef vir ewig en
         understand the assignment,              oggend probeer hulle huis toe           altyd saam. Hierdie is die enigste
         and I told them they didn’t             stap en beland by ’n bose heks.         storie waar Jan – volgens die
         understand life.                        Sy is ’n ware Hannibal Lecter wat       oorspronklike weergawe – nie trou
                                                 van mensvleis hou en haar eerste        nie, maar “gelukkig” saam met sy
         Uit baie Mooikloofhuise stap            happie sou Hansie wees. Grietjie        mammie woon.
         kleuters hierdie jaar na hul eerste     probeer haar boetie red en ontaard
         skooldag. Party met haasbekkies         self in ’n wrede klein monstertjie:     The Lion King is ook in ons familie
         ander met voltand-mondjies, maar        sy stamp die heks in die vuurwarm       baie gewild. Ons koop die DVD;
         soos wafferse rooitapyt-glanssterre     oond waarin dié gillend doodbrand.      ons koop die inkleurboeke en ons
         hop hulle uit die motor om te           (Meeste kindertjies klap hande as       gaan kyk na die opvoering met
         poseer vir ’n hele falanks ouers wat    dit gebeur!) Toe die kinders genoeg     ons kleinkinders by Montecasino.
         met kameras en selfone die groot        gehad het om te eet en die heks se      Maar o wee, dis net so wreed:
         oomblik vasvang. Kinders moet           eiendom vir hulself toe-eien daag       Mufasa van Lion King vlug voor ’n
         skool toe en pa’s en ma’s word          die ouers weer daar op en – glo dit     trop wildebeeste en hardloop teen
         verplig om die naelstring finaal te     – hulle is ’n gelukkige familie.        ’n hoë krans uit. Toe hy bo kom,
         knip. Ek het al gesien dat party                                                stamp sy broer Scar hom daar af
         ouers harder huil as die kinders.       Sneeuwitjie is net so ’n aaklige        en hy val homself te pletter. Soveel
         Soos een ma gesê het: “Ek kan nie       verhaal. Dit behoort ’n baie hoë        te sê vir broederliefde!
         glo Boeta moet mý nou verlaat nie.”     ouderdomsbeperking te hê.
         Maar skaars ry sy by die skoolhek       Hierdie dogtertjie se moeder sterf      Kinders kyk met ander oë na die
         uit of boetie se traantjies droog op    by geboorte en toe haar pa weer         films, want toe Mafusa by die krans
         en hy stoei te lekker met ’n maatjie.   trou kry sy die wreedste stiefma        afval sê my kleinkind van ses
         Dogtertjies soek nooit ’n maatjie so    denkbaar. As die pa sy rug draai        jaar: “Oeps!” Kompleet asof hy ’n
         vinning nie, nee, eerder die juffrou    mishandel die vrou vir Sneeuwitjie:     plastiese bekertjie laat val het.
         se guns. Maar hulle kan práát en        “Maak so en so en was sommer die
         het bekkies soos dag-oud-mossies.       paleis (waar is al die onderdane?)      Ook in Finding Nemo word
                                                 se baie vloere. Toe Sneeuwitjie         die arme ou vissie se ma deur
         Enetjie sê: “My boetie is drie en       bos toe vlug stuur die stiefma          ’n barracuda (katonkel is die
         hy is stout.“Ek het ook ’n boetie –     ’n jagter agter haar aan met die        Afrikaans, maar barracuda lê
         maar hy is nog in my mamma se           duidelike opdrag: “Vermoor haar!        tog soveel lekkerder op die
         maag.” “Mý boetie is al uit; hy huil    En om dubbeld seker te maak sny         tong!) opgevreet. Dogtertjies huil
         baie.”                                  haar hart uit en bring dit vir my as    gewoonlik as dit gebeur. Maar hulle
                                                 bewys.” Sjoe! ’n Opdrag wat by ’n       huil nóg harder as Bambi se ma
         Ons maak kinders na die beste van       toordokter hoort.                       deur ’n wrede jagter doodgeskiet
         ons vermoë groot en beskerm hulle                                               word.
         teen die gevaarlike samelewing          Ook Aspoestertjie het ’n wrede
         daar buite. Ons laat hulle nooit        stiefma gehad. As gevolg van            Gelukkig word kinders ouer en
         alleen nie. As ons baie besig is laat   Aspoestertjie is daar nou wetge-        verstandiger én hulle verstaan
         ons hulle in die sorg van ons goeie,    wing (Cinderella Law, 2013)             die verskil tussen ’n storie en die
         betroubare televisie, maar steeds       ingestel in Engeland wat optree         werklike lewe. Sommer in graad
         onder ’n wakende oog natuurlik.         teen die emosionele wreedheid           een leer hulle al om met hul
         Maak ons nie ’n fout nie? Miskien.      teenoor kinders. Daar mag jy n kind     vroetelvingertjies in hulle eerste
                                                 foeter as hy stout is, maar jy mag      leesboekie rond te blaai en die
         Gereeld lees en hoor ons van            hom nie emosioneel afkraak nie –        wonder van woordjies klank en
         die sielkundige skade wat               jy kan tot vyf jaar tronk toe gaan.     lees.
         gewelddadige TV-programme
         aan kinders doen. Lees ’n bietjie       En wat se voorbeeld stel Jan en         Sterkte aan elke Mooikloof
         dieper en mens besef dat moord,         die Boontjierank nie! ’n Onge-          graadeentjie. Geniet jou skool-
         roof en kindermishandeling hoogty       hoorsame seun wat sommer sy             loopbaan. Mag die skool vir jou net
         vier in ons bekendste en mees           ma se melkkoei ruil vir ’n sakkie       die mooiste stories voorlees sodat
         geliefde sprokies. Dít wat ons          boontjies. Toe hy die boontjies plant   jy weer en weer wil teruggaan en
         slaaptydstories noem.                   en dit rank hemelhoog klim hy teen      sélf lief word vir lees.

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MasterChef Mooikloof

        W
                 andering in the vast          #hashtags for your social media         never run out of options, and the
                 labyrinth which is the        postings. Several dishes are titled     most difficult client or picky toddler
                 newly modernized,             with the MooMoo name in mind,           should be satisfied with the large
        enlarged and sprucified Menlyn         e.g. OMoolette, MooMoo Boerie           variety of choices.
        Shopping Centre, you will certainly    (Boerewors), Café Moo (condensed
        need some nourishment. After we        milk with a shot of espresso) and       And then there are the speciality
        passed the same corner a third         on the cocktail list: Moogharita,       beef: Platinum Waygu, Bone-in
        time and realized we were indeed       Strawberry DaquMoori, or Moojito.       New York Strip or Dry aged Rib
        completely lost, we decided to         This place certainly puts a smile on    Eye on the bone. You can choose
        replenish our starving bodies while    your face! The menu is vast and         from BBQ Basted, salt crusted,
        studying the maps given to us at       varied: Breakfast (until 3pm every      butter glazed, pepper crusted
        the parking entrance. Lucky for us,    day!) starters, pita with fillings,     (seems to be everyone’s favourite!)
        we stopped at MooMoo’s “Meet           burgers, salads, steaks, light meals,   or chimichurri. All sides and sauces
        and Whine” – to have meat and          platters, craft beers and even          are sold separately.
        wine! What a lucky mishap! The         traditional South African dishes
        restaurant’s claim of “we do meat      which include dishes like fried         Leave space for dessert with treats
        and we do it well” certainly did not   spring rolls with a bobotie filling,    like Salted Caramel Profiteroles or
        disappoint.                            oxtail or a Boerewors sandwich.         Salted caramel and Nutella Smores
                                                                                       or what about a Moo-Pedro, anyone?
        The décor is spacious and inviting     We started with the chef salad:
        with clean lines created by sleek      Tender chicken strips, bacon twirls,    Our delightful waiter Shelton
        wood panels and mouth-watering         cherry tomatoes, cucumber, hard-        Katsande was knowledgeable
        photographs of food. You can           boiled egg and a very generous          about the menu and very friendly.
        sit deep inside the restaurant to      amount of mozzarella cubes on a         The vastly handsome manager
        hide from the soccer moms using        bed of crispy lettuce with a creamy     Jimmy Eracleous stopped by for a
        their trolleys as a weapon or sit      Caesar dressing. The chicken            charming chat and did not overstay
        outside and people-watch – which       espatada arrived impressively           his welcome. We will be back soon,
        South Africans have adopted as         with the hot skewer hovering over       and often, and we recommend you
        a second past time. On the back        the plate like a drone coming in        go have a MOO of a time yourself!
        wall of the restaurant is a “Wall of   for a landing! The chicken was
        Wine” where you can discover, or       perfectly grilled with some jalapeño
        perhaps rediscover, some of your       and green peppers added on the
        favourites. Any wine is available      skewer for flavour.
        by the glass without the restaurant
        charging you the equivalent of         The burger bar ensures that
        ransom money for your favourite        everyone will be happy since you
        child. The Whine Hour – to drink       can choose the meat (we opted
        your wine and have a whine – is        for hand-chopped steak, but we
        “BOGO” (buy one get one free)          plan on trying Kobe next time!),
        16h30 – 17h30 daily!                   bread (sesame, pita or naked),
                                               toppings (several different cheeses
        Take your time to peruse the menu,     or cheese sauces, bacon or
        because it is clever and highly        chimichurri, to name but a few) and
        entertaining complete with cartoons,   sides (chips, onion rings, potato
        quotes, jokes and designated           skewer or salad.) You will almost

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Out & About
                                                                                           supermarket and if you do need
                                                                                           to eat out then you should be
                                                                                           equipped with the knowledge on
                                                                                           exactly how to do this. When you
                                                                                           are equipped with education on
                                                                                           how to choose different under
                                                                                           various circumstances then you will
                                                                                           stay on track with your plan and
                                                                                           continue in confidence with what
                                                                                           you need to do.

                                                                                           The less you need to think about
                                                                                           your eating plan, because your
                                                                                           choices start happening by default,
                                                                                           the more you can be sure you are
                                                                                           winning at your health goals!

                                                                                           Build on your basics. Once you
                                                                                           start eating regularly then look
                                                                                           for variations to make eating
                                                                                           interesting. Once an exercise
                                                                                           session starts getting easy push it
                                                                                           a notch up. Develop good habits
                                                                                           over time.

                                                                                           With all the information out there on
                                                                                           the internet and many, many health
                                                                                           experts, my recommendation
                                                                                           here is to consult someone you
                                                                                           are happy with regarding their
                                                                                           treatment plan for YOUR needs.

                                                                                           Take a look at success stories
                                                                                           and testimonials. Look at the plan
                                                                                           prescribed and visualize you being
                                                                                           able to do this for the long-term
                                                                Ajita Ratanjee             – and not just through will-power
                                                                                           make it for 3 months and then have
                                                                                           a big crash.

        I
           t is a new year, new beginning,        Let me make it simple for you.
           another chance to do things            The first thing is your MINDSET.         Preparation, education and a
           differently. A clean page to reset     If you are looking for the quick fix     willingness to change one step at
         goals, a fresh start with a new          solutions and the magic pill that        a time key decisions to make this a
         mind-set… welcome 2017!                  promises that no lifestyle change        success for you. The joy of having
                                                  is going to make all your health         clients with long-term results is
         The top 3 things that make the           challenges disappear then you            what has always kept me motivated
         majority of New Year goals are           are already setting yourself up for      to help even more clients on their
         weight loss, more exercise and           failure. However, just take a second     health journey.
         more time with the family. Health        to think about making this a way of
         … yes your health will always be a       life, a way you enjoy eating, a way      Make the choice to adopt a healthy
         priority for the year. It is your most   you enjoying living… then you are        Lifestyle and your results for 2017
         prized asset and without it life is      on a completely different path and       will be ticked off as a huge success!
         just not the same.                       long-term success is most likely to
                                                  be yours.                                Easy Health Wellness is a weight
         So then, for 2017 how did you end                                                 loss clinic founded by Dietitian
         the year? Did you achieve your           Take it one step at a time. When         Ajita Ratanjee in Moreleta Park,
         health goals?                            you try to do everything perfectly at    Pretoria.
                                                  one go the chances of your keeping
         We all know the rush to the gym          it up are highly unlikely. We all have
         and the healthy meals for week one       our good days and then the days
         of the new year: by week two we          where things went a little off track…
         have already lost a few contenders       that is life.
         and by the end of January at least
         half our ambitious goal setters are      When it comes to diet and your
         nowhere to be seen. What happens         eating habits, make sure your             www.easyhealthwellness.com
         to us that we simply cannot keep         plan is simple, easy and practical        www.ajitaratanjee.co.za
         this on track when it is of such high    to follow. You should be able to          info@ajitaratanjee.co.za
         importance for so many of us?            buy all your groceries at your local

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Travel

         W
                    e chose Portugal for         deeply forested Sintra Mountains      estuary of the River Sado. Setúbal
                    our seventh annual ride      – a landscape sculpted by violent     was an important Roman port until
                    because the Atlantic         earthquakes. The last violent         a tsunami destroyed it.
         coast is the sunniest and warmest       quake was a mere 261 years ago
         stretch of Europe’s coastline and       which, in geological time is like     It is interesting how many
         had few hills. And partly because       yesterday last night. It destroyed    catastrophic natural events have
         we like grilled sardines and            Lisbon and wrecked towns down         devastated Portugal’s coastline.
         Portugal is very good at grilling       the Blue Coast.
         them. And also because Portugal
         is not very expensive. Oh yes,          From Sintra we set off south in the
         and partly because we would be          yellow bus that took us through
         accompanied by a little yellow bus      Lisbon to the Hotel Club d’Azeitão,
         filled with drinks and sandwiches,      a magnificently restored manor
         Band-Aid and cycle repair kits.         house set among fields and
         We’d booked through a cycling           vineyards where our hired bikes
         company, Cycling Through the            were waiting for a dawn departure.
         Centuries, which, the year before,
         had accompanied us through              Our route began by taking us
         Andalusia.                              away from the coast and up a rise
                                                 before descending into the fishing
         At home we went into training,          village of Sesimbra famous for its
         eating sardines and drinking            restaurants and Muscadel wine –
         Periquita.                              just in time for lunch. We lunched
                                                 at the Pedra Alto on chopped
         We spent our first night in Sintra, a   octopus tentacles, large clams and
         short drive north of Lisbon. It’s an    grilled fish – wonderful Portuguese
         enchanting Romanesque town – a          fare. We needed the kilojoules.
         World Heritage Site – where a lot
         of writers and artists live. Grand      Then it was down the coast to the
         houses are scattered among the          minor port of Setúbal on the huge

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Travel
           Our rather cramped 4-star hotel,
           Albergaria Solaris, was literally
           sheathed in azulejos – the
           decorated glazed blue tiles so
           favoured by the Portguese, who
           adopted the art from the Moors
           who once occupied this region.

           We sat in brilliant sunshine
           looking out at the sea and eating
           vast quantities of perfectly grilled
           sardines. By eating a lot and
           cycling a lot we were getting
           neither fitter nor fatter.

           Next day we had a long kilojoule-
           shedding ride to Santiago do
           Cacem down the coast passing
           through a one-street village,
           Comporta. Its chimneys had raised      cottages that we passed had their         reminders that Portugal produced
           platforms for the storks to nest on.   windows framed in blue.                   some of the most adventurous
           It was good seeing so many young                                                 people on earth. Four centuries
           birds for stork numbers have been      We used the bus for a 40km                ago this corner of Iberia produced
           declining in Europe. The air was       detour to the 2 200-year-old              many brilliant navigators who
           filled with the clattering of stork    extensive Roman settlement of             explored and helped develop
           bills.                                 Mirobriga that had an incredibly          several parts of the world.
                                                  advanced and still largely intact
           We cycled through a sun-               thermal bathhouse with basement           Their language is today the lingua
           bleached, semi-arid landscape          furnaces and central heating. Its         franca of Brazil, Mozambique,
           along a road bordered by shining       hippodrome, for chariot racing,           Angola and parts of the Far East.
           mesambrianthimums and black-           sat 25 000 spectators. The forum          Portugal retired from seafaring
           eyed susans and other semi-            and even a shopping street were           long ago to become Europe’s
           desert species – a bit like the        preserved.                                quiet, bucolic uncle respected by
           Karoo by the sea.                                                                all for having been there and done
                                                  The 70km route to Villa Nova              that.
           Jimmy filled his water bottle with     de Milfontes was easy cycling.
           Coke. An hour later, forgetting he’d   The small town had a village              The Algarve provided leisurely
           replaced the water, he emptied the     atmosphere and a jumble of                cycling on smooth, safe roads but
           bottle over his head. (When one is     ancient buildings at its centre.          with scope for stronger cyclists to
           over 70 these things happen.)          This is where the Rio Mira meets          choose their own more challenging
                                                  the sea and where Hannibal once           deviations. Lots of amateur cyclists
           Much of the route had a dedicated      sought shelter for his ships –            would welcome this but we were,
           cycle lane. The Blue Coast’s           Hannibal, the Carpathian general          after all, professionals who didn’t
           charm is that it is quiet and un-      whose army crossed the Alps with          need challenges and preferred
           spoiled with many secluded coves.      elephants greatly surprising the          grilled sardines.
           Its rolling farmlands go right down    Romans.
           to the sea.                                                                      We were now very near the
                                                  Here we spent two nights in a             epicentre of the catastrophic 1755
           Our next B&B was in a small            moated castle and I was given the         earthquake that destroyed most
           valley and hidden by giant trees       room at the top of Turret Number          towns along the coast. Lisbon
           – \a former manor house, the           One from where I could watch              itself was laid to waste. It was, I
           Pousada Quinta do Ortiga. A            out for Moorish invaders. We              imagine, the worst natural disaster
           pousada being an inn. We crossed       spent a day cycling in a wide loop        to hit western Europe since
           a courtyard of marble cobbles to       looking at the sort of windmills that     Vesuvius buried Pompeii in AD 79,
           reach its impressive entrance and      turned on Don Quixote with rolling        and so recent.
           found our upstairs rooms to be         countryside on either side.
           spacious, each having a balcony                                                  The earthquake, caused by
           looking down on what used to be        Next day an 80km ride took us             the Africa plate pressing up
           a farmyard.                            to the “corner” of the Iberian            against southern Europe, was
                                                  peninsula where we had the choice         on All Saints Day when the
           Exploring the grounds at dawn I        of turning abruptly east or falling off   cathedrals and churches were
           came across a large swimming           the edge of Europe into the sea.          full. They collapsed on top of their
           pool whose sheltering walls were       This was the Algarve so beloved           congregations.
           richly decorated with azulejos.        by sun-starved English tourists.
           Many Portuguese believe, as did                                                  This seventh expedition remains
           the Moors, that blue tiles ward off    There were now more and                   the most tranquil and leisurely of
           evil spirits. Many white-washed        impressive historical sites and           all our sorties into Europe.

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Natuur

           Ek het ’n voëltjie hoor fluit......                                                      Janie van Heerden

           ...die Afrikaanse Naguiltjie
           Die Afrikaanse Naguil (Caprimulgus pectoralis), of Fiery-
           necked Nightjar in Engels, is ’n spesie in die Caprimulgidae
           familie, wat in Afrika suid van die ewenaar voorkom. Dis ’n
           meduim-grootte voël met ’n lang vlerkspan, kort beentjies
           en ’n kort, wye snawel.

           Die Afrikaanse en Latynse name van die voëltjie is baie
           misleidend. Eerstens is dit nie ’n Afrikaanse voël nie maar
           ’n Afrika-voël. Verder is dit nie ’n uil nie maar slegs ’n                      Afrikaanse Naguil
           naglewende voël. Die Latynse naam Caprimulgus beteken
           “boksuiger” en is aan die onskuldige voëltjie gegee na
           aanleiding van ’n antieke legende dat die voël aan bokke
           se spene suig! Die legende het waarskynlik ontstaan omdat
           die voël grondlewend is en moontlik omdat die bokke onder
           die bome gerus het wat ook die habitat van die Naguile is.

           Naguile drink nie bokmelk nie maar hul voedsel is hoof-
           saaklik motte en ander vlieënde insekte wat hulle meestal
           vroegaand en vroegoggend vang.

           Die Naguile is baie moeilik om te siene te kry en dan ook
           baie moeilik om uit te ken. Daar kom sewe naguile in Suid-
           Afrika voor en hulle lyk almal baie dieselfde. Net kenners
                                                                            Naguiltjies sit graag in die pad waar hulle goggas
           kan ’n naguil op sig uitken, en dan kan hulle dit byna net
           doen op grond van die gedrag (soms net op die manier           vang. Dis dan ook baie makliker om hulle raak te sien.
           hoe hy op die grond of tak sit), of van naby, wat beteken
           dat jy hom letterlik moet vang en in die hand bekyk.
           Die Afrikaanse Naguil is die algemeenste naguil in ons
           streek en verkies bosveld en oop savanna. Hulle is goed
           aangepas om in enige woude, selfs uitheemse plantasies,
           te leef.

           Dit is eerder met die roep van die Naguil, as met die
           waarneming van die oulike voëltjie waarmee dit uitgeken
           kan word. Die Afrikaanse Naguil se geluid is so eie aan
           Afrika-aande soos die Visarend se roep in die dag ’n tipiese
           Afrika-klank is. In Engels roep die Afrikaanse Naguil “Good
           Lord, deliver us” en in Afrikaans “Jaag weg die wewenaar”.
           Dit word oor en oor geroep en nog meer op maanverligte              Naguilnes op die grond tussen droë blare
           aande. Sodra die voël begin broei hou hulle op roep. Die
           Europese Naguil is egter tjoepstil wanneer dit uit Europa
           hier kuier.

           Naguile broei op die grond in ’n klein holte tussen droë
           blare. Hulle is volmaak gekamoefleer en sal nie maklik
           raakgesien word nie. Die mannetjie bebroei die eiers
           bedags en die wyfie snags en beide ouers maak die
           kleintjies groot. Hulle sal die gebreekte-vlerk-vertoning
           uitvoer om die aandag af te trek wanneer die kleintjies
           bedreig word.

           Dit is so jammer mens kan nie die voëlgeluide op papier
           uitdruk nie want diegene wat nog nie die mooi roep van
           die Afrikaanse Naguil geïdentifiseer het nie (ook hier in      Twee kleintjies mooi gekamoefleer tussen die blare
           Mooikloof) loop een van Afrika se mooiste naggeluide mis.

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Hannah's Thoughts

                 New Year. New Me. New Year’s             morning, spouting out my required       On that sombre note, let’s take
as               Resolutions… but same old                destination and then sitting back       a look at when self-driving cars
                 traffic. Or is it?                       while the car takes off on its own      really are expected to take
sien.                                                     mission.                                over our societies. Companies
                 Perhaps 2017 is the year of the                                                  such as Uber and Mercedes-
                 self-driving car. Big industries such    However, many industries are            Benz are claiming that they will
                 as Google and Tesla certainly            accepting this technology as the        have fully-fledged fleets of self-
                 seem to think this technology will       future. Autonomous cars and             driving cars taking to the road
                 be available in the near future.         trucks will be used for public          in America by 2021. However,
                 But what exactly is the self-driving     transport, trucking, deliveries and     in South Africa, it is not only the
                 car and what is all the fuss about?      so much more. In fact, believe          technological side of self-driving
                 Hopefully this article will help steer   it or not, some beer companies          cars keeping us waiting, but also
                 your thoughts about these cars in        in America have been using              the massive amount of red tape
                 a new direction…                         autonomous trucks since 2015.           that this industry brings. Therefore,
                                                                                                  although the development of
                 Scientists and engineers have            And looking at the many                 autonomous cars is on the rise in
                 actually been working on the idea        advantages that autonomous              2017, it is still going to be a while
                 of the self-driving (autonomous)         transport brings, it is not difficult   before South Africans are sitting in
                 car for a lot longer than one            to understand why it is seen as         self-driving cars. So, there’s still a
                 would have thought. In fact, the         the future of transport. Self-driving   little time to debate the pros and
                 earliest studies on the concept of       cars, once safely introduced to         cons while companies such as
                 autonomous cars date back to the         society, would drastically reduce       Google throw manpower behind
                 1920s!                                   traffic congestion, road accidents,     this technology.
                                                          pollution and the need for so much
                 Recently, the big names such as          parking space.                          Ultimately, it seems as though
                 Google and Tesla have started                                                    2017 will, in fact, not be the year
                 investing in this technology, raising     They would allow commuters to          of the self-driving car. It may not
                 hope for a safer, self-driving           do other tasks while in the car and     be the year of empty front seats
                 transport industry. The self-driving     would allow far more people to          and speedy commutes. It will
                 car is pretty much described by its      travel by car. There is a downside      however, no doubt, be the year of
                 name. It is nonetheless, a concept       though and it’s quite a major one.      debate, the year of pros and cons,
                 that is quite mindboggling to            Self-driving cars would also take       the year of striving for a brighter
blare            think about. I, for one, struggle to     the jobs of millions of taxi-drivers,   future and of chasing our dreams.
                 imagine climbing into a car in the       car-factory workers and truckers.       I wish you all a great year!

                                                                                                        Mooikloof • Issue 2 2017 • 11

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Trash to Treasure

         T
                  o find a good business            from the waste and then further
                  opportunity as a teen,            divided into four sections (glass,
                  like myself, is very difficult,   metal, plastic and paper) and after
                  because of various                that just putting it out there for     1) Buy an extra bin for recyclables
         activities taking up time. Such            collection. Any cost associated           that you will put next to your
         as studies, sports etc, etc.               with this recycling system, for           other bin for waste.
                                                    instance paying the collectors,
         My dad complained about all the            or buying the plastic bags etc is      2) Buy four extra bins to separate
         waste our family generated over            deducted from the R1 000. Me              the recyclables into four
         the years that just ends up in a           and my brother are partners in this       sections: Glass, Paper, Metal
         landfill.                                  venture and we show a monthly             and Plastic (preferably colour-
                                                    profit of R375 each.                      coded).
         We discussed and brainstormed
         several solutions to the problem.                                                 3) We’ve been recycling with
         And we learned that it would cost                                                    GreenGetters for two years
         you something. On a mission                                                          now and are absolutely
         saving planet earth, my father             My brother and I are benefiting           satisfied with their incredible
         was prepared to invest R1 000              financially and are learning              service. They come into
         a month into a proper, workable,           responsibility (and my brother and        Mooikloof to collect our
         sustainable recycling system for           I learned a little bit of business).      recyclables every second
         our household.                             Recycling companies benefit               Tuesday from our driveway.
                                                    financially and is creating job           All we have to do is separate
         The heads of terms were agreed             opportunities. Planet earth benefits      and put it out there. And they
         in November 2014, after doing              by living a longer life.                  only ask R160 per month. To
         research on a lot of recycling                                                       procure the services of Green -
         companies, our system started              If you are a child/teen who is            Getters go to their website
         in January 2015. The deal was              looking for a business opportunity        www.greengetters.co.za
         as follow: R1 000 a month will be          or an adult who would like to             and wait for you to fill in is a
         invested in our recycling system. It       invest a little money in making this      quick service request.
         was me and my younger brother’s            world a better place, I definitely
         responsibility to make sure that           recommend this system. Its             4) You are now a planet investor.
         the recyclables were separated             sustainable and affordable.

                                                                                               Mooikloof • Issue 2 2017 • 13

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Book Reviews

         Why is it that food prices are so high that millions
         of South African families go hungry, while the prices
         paid to farmers for that same food are so low that
         many cannot stay in business? Why are the people
         that produce our food – farmworkers – among
         the most insecure of all? Why do high levels of
         rural poverty persist while corporate profits in the
         food sector keep rising? How did a country with a
         constitutional right to food become a place where
         one in four children is so malnourished that they are
         classified as stunted?

         An Empty Plate analyses the state of the South
         African agri-food system. Ledger demonstrates how
         this system is perpetuating poverty, threatening land
         reform; entrenching inequality and tearing apart our
         social fabric. The book asks two crucial questions:
         how did we get to this point and how might we go
         about solving the problem.

         This is a story of money, of power, of unanticipated
         consequences, and of personal and social tragedy.
         But it is also a story of what is possible if we
         reimagine our society and build a new system on the
         foundation of solidarity and ethical food citizenship.

                                                           Phil Collins gained fame as both the drummer and lead singer for
                                                           Genesis and continues to enjoy worldwide success today. He’s
                                                           one of only three recording artists who have sold over 100 million
                                                           albums both as solo artists and separately as principal members of
                                                           a band - the other two being Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.
                                                           Revered as a drummer, he’s the only performer of distinction to
                                                           have appeared at both the UK and US original Live Aid concerts,
                                                           the creator of numerous worldwide hits, and is an Oscar winner
                                                           for the song ‘You'll Be in My Heart', from the Disney film Tarzan.

                                                           Phil Collins' life has also been rich with experience outside of music,
                                                           starting with his career as a child actor, appearing aged 13 as the
                                                           Artful Dodger in the stage production of Oliver! through Chitty Chitty
                                                           Bang Bang, Miami Vice and The Band Played On.

                                                           In his memoir Phil talks honestly about his three failed marriages,
                                                           his alcoholism and his ill health but also describes the highs and
                                                           lows of his career, and what it is like to work with other rock legends
                                                           from Eric Clapton to Robert Plant.

      Mooikloof • Issue 2 2017 • 14

mooikloof 2 2017.indd 14                                                                                               2017/01/27 01:45:53 PM
Book Reviews

                           Who are these Guptas who are so powerful,
                           they’re distributing cabinet posts like
                           matrons handing out condoms at a brothel?
                           Who do Americans think they are, accusing
                           Trevor Noah of ‘stealing’ a joke from one of
                           their comedians? Is Sizakele MaKhumalo
                           Zuma’s spaza shop a National Key Point?
                           In #ZuptasMustFall, and other rants, Fred Khumalo runs
                           riot, contemplating the pressing issues that continue to
                           confound, infuriate and exasperate the nation – or to
                           sink it into further controversy.

                           Covering a wide range of topics, including politics,
                           history, current events and celebrity gossip, this
                           compilation of recent and new writings contains
                           Khumalo’s trademark blend of humour and shrewd
                           analysis, as well as his treatment of everyday issues
                           from a uniquely South African perspective.

                           This is an entertaining collection of thoughts from one
                           of the country’s most seasoned journalists, offering
                           many questions, and tongue-in-cheek answers, on who
                           we are as a nation, where we are going, and how we
                           compare to the rest of the world.

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Humour
                                                                                                       She speared its stalk end                   H
                                                                                                       and stripped away the
                                                                                                       peel as one would skin a
                                                                                                       whale. Then she sliced
                                                                                                       bite-sized pieces off the
                                                                                                       mango and, hey Bisto,
                                                                                                       one could then eat it with
                                                                                                       decorum, or even with
                                                                                                       custard.

                                                                                                       I was impressed. But
                                                                                                       when I asked her how to
                                                                                                       get the messy remains
                                                                                                       off the fork she had to
                                                                                                       take it to the kitchen and
                                                                                                       tried to shake it off as one
                                                                                                       would try to shake off a
                                                                                                       determined fox terrier that
                                                                                                       had you by the person.

                                                                                                       The mango flew off the
                                                                                                       fork, hit the sink, rocketed
                                                                                                       up the side and then
                                                                                                       began to slime its way
                                                                                                       across the kitchen floor.
                                                                                                       An unseemly chase
                                                                                                       ensued but it quickly
                                                                                                       became a matter for Civil
                                                                                                       Defence.

         T
               here I was, shirtless, with my       then across. Then you turn the skin       Years ago Tzaneen farmer and
               face buried in a large mango         inside out so that all the little cubes   hotelier, the late Guy Matthews,
               over the kitchen sink (it’s the      you have created stand out and can        who was then Chief Mangowurzle
         only way to eat a mango) when the          be taken off with a spoon.                of the South African Mango
         telephone rang. It is a toss-up which                                                Growers Association, threatened
         occupation is most likely to attract a     What about the half that still has        to take me before the Media
         telephone call – when one is in the        the stone in it? My advice: don’t         Council over what he described
         bathroom or when one is eating a           touch it.                                 as my “defamatory remarks” about
         mango.                                                                               mangoes.
                                                    If you try to cut away the pip you
         I ignored it.                              are likely to lose control. It is, as I   He reminded me of the mango’s
                                                    have said so many times before,           history and how Alexander the
         I knew that one careless move and          easier to grasp Einstein’s Theory         Great “knew the mango and ate
         I would be responsible for a skinned       of Relativity than to grasp a mango       one in the Indus Valley in 327 BC”.
         mango being on the loose.                  pip.
                                                                                              This was just after Alexander had
         We are persistently told by the Mango      I read some time ago that South           captured the Persian city of Media
         Growers’ Association that there are        Africa exports a third of its mango       and put the entire council to the
         refined ways to eat a mango and the        crop and that another third is sold       sword. So much for the Media
         other day on their website I read that     locally. There was no mention of          Council.
         one way was to stab the mango with         the third third for one very good
         a fork while in an upright position (ie:   reason. They escape.                      But something really messy must
         the mango should be in the upright                                                   have happened, otherwise why are
         position -- you are allowed to lay         People peel them and then                 they still talking about Alexander
         down if you like).                         carelessly allow them to slide            and his mango 23421 years
                                                    from their grasp and off they go          later and 9456 kilometres away in
         Then you cut around the mango’s            with a mind of their own, slithering      Tzaneen? Answer me that.
         meridian line (longitudinally, and not     and sliding and glazing whole
         around its equator) and twist the two      landscapes in a yellow slime –
         halves apart.                              hence our mango-coloured sunsets
                                                    at this time of the year.                  For more James Clarke, visit
         Ignore the yellow slime that now                                                      Blogsite:
         covers your hands and down your            Years ago a reader invited me to           http:/stoeptalk.worldpress.com
         front. Place the pip-less half on          watch her use a three-pronged              or www.jamesclarke.co.za
         its back. Now cut into its flesh           fork designed for harpooning
         longitudinally down to the skin and        mangoes.

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