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4                    Music in the Time of the Coronavirus:
         COVID-19 STORIES
         Bellevue Porchella with Brooke Ullman
         Brooke Ullman was the progenitor of Bellevue Porchella. She tells me how the
         event was conceived, what inspired it. And it’s destined to become an annual
         event for the Northside neighborhood she calls home.

10       COVER STORY          Night Noises
         “Everything can change just like that.” But there is no snap of fingers. This
         is the preamble to a story Jane’s told a hundred times in person or on social
         media. The beginning of the story is always jarring, but it’s the end that leaves
         people speechless.

16       AROUND TOWN             Events
         GardenFest of Lights at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden Returns, The
         Richmond Boys Choir Performs Their 24th Annual Concert at Richmond
         Public Library

17       BOOK REVIEW           Bittersweet Hilarity
         The juxtaposition of “hilarious” and “depression” in “The Hilarious World of
         Depression” was so jarring to me I just had to read and find out more. And
         while author John Moe did have me laughing as he describes his lifelong battle
         with this illness, the bigger takeaway is how important it is for those struggling
         with depression to feel they can open up about their mental state and not be
         stigmatized for it.

19       AROUND TOWN             Art
         Recent Paintings by R. Sawan White at Eric Schindler Gallery, Anne’s Visual
         Art Studio Is Now Open

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Music in the Time of the Coronavirus
Bellevue Porchella with Brooke Ullman
by C H AR L E S MC G U I G A N

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               HERE WAS A DAY                 stop and listen to on many balmy
                 unlike any other day of      summer nights as we made our way
                 this peculiar year in a      down MacArthur Avenue from the
                 neighborhood unlike          block-long commercial strip back
                 any other neighbor-          to our home on Greycourt Avenue.
                 hood anywhere, a day         No matter how often we heard it on
                 when things began            those lightning bug rich nights, it al-
making sense again, when for a brief          ways caught us by surprise, and we
five hours there was a welcome return         felt inexpressible gratitude for where
to life as it once was before the twin vi-    we were fortunate enough to live. So
ruses infected the heart and the soul of      we would ascend the curb, move up
our country.                                  to the sidewalk and nestle against the
                                              picket fence and peer through a lat-
And on that mid-October day, it was           tice of boxwood at men and women
as if Nature herself bestowed on us a         sitting on folding chairs with their
silken blue sky, and temperatures that        instruments poised. And the music
hovered at a constant between warm            would begin.
and cool, and leaves that had just be-
gun to show their fall colors.                “When this all started happening this
                                              year, people going into quarantine,
The cicadas had quieted, and from             there was an evening around April
virtually every street corner in Belle-       or May and The Bellevue Bon Temps
vue you could hear music playing              were out there on their fiddles play-
throughout the afternoon and into             ing on their side porch,” Brooke re-
the twilight—live music of every gen-         members. “I actually recorded it and
re. Hundreds walked the streets, some         did a little video of it and posted it
for the first time in seven months.           and I tagged the Bellevue Civic Asso-
They would gather in small clusters—          ciation on Facebook and said, ‘This is
socially distanced and face mask-             so great.’ I love this about my neigh-
clad—standing on the sidewalks and            borhood that we have these pockets
along the gutters, spilling into the          of talent.”
streets, with eyes smiling and ears
cocked toward porches where musi-             So the seed was planted, and a few
cians played and sang. It was called          months later, on a stifling midsummer
Bellevue Porchella, an event that may         afternoon, the seed cracked open and
be played out quarterly, or, at the very      a pale green shoot shot forth.
least. once a year.                           In July, Brooke watched from her
“I had some adults that said that this        front yard as a family with three kids
was like trick or treating for them,”         strolled along the sidewalk across the
Brooke Ullman tells me. “I had other          street. They briefly stopped in front of
adults who said that they needed              the home of Haze and Dacey, two local
something like this, that they hadn’t         musicians who were playing on their
been out since March and that it was          front stoop.
just wonderful to see folks that they         As Haze played on his upright bass,
hadn’t seen since the spring.”                Dacey improvised a song for the kids.
We’re sitting near a fire pit on the pa-      When the family moved on, Brooke
tio in the backyard of the arts-and-          crossed the street and told her neigh-
crafts style cottage Brooke shares with       bors how much she enjoyed listening
her husband, two children, and their          to them play. And then she said this:
pets. Their son rockets by on a fly-          “Wouldn’t it be cool if we had an out-
ing saucer swing that’s tethered to the       door walk-around little music thing.”
thick and lofty bough a giant willow          They both nodded. “Yeah, it’d be great,”
oak. He carves figure eights on the air       said Dacey. “Will you do it? Will you
above us.                                     organize it?”
Brooke Ullman was the progenitor              “That is where the germ originated,”
of Bellevue Porchella. She tells me           Brooke tells me now.
how the event was conceived, what                                                        Top: Brooke Ullman, the progenitor of Bellevue Porchella.
inspired it. Turns out it was some-           But it was out of the question for
thing my son Charles and I would              Brooke to put this together, juggling      Bottom: Indira & Guppy Jo drew a large crowd on Greycourt Avenue.

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                                                                                                  Middle: Sean Balick playing a set on Nottoway Avenue.
                                                                                                  Bottom: The Ebb performing on Newport Avenue.
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                                                          “Summer Gentry,” Brooke explains,         short bios of the music makers. We
                                                          “is good at coordinating things. She      studied it for a bit, and then decided
                                                          took a look at all the performers that    to let our ears guide us. We walked
                                                          had submitted to be part of this. Sum-    over to MacArthur Avenue and up
                                                          mer’s old school so she put it all out    toward Claremont Avenue, and there
                                                          in color Post it notes and figured it     was a young mother with her daugh-
                                                          all out. We talked many times about       ter clasped to her chest, and they
                                                          set lists and how long would some-        waltzed in the street while a hundred
                                                          body be able to play, how many times      people, socially distanced and wear-
                                                          would someone want to play. We had        ing face masks, stood in small clus-
                                                          a lot of discussions about whether        ters on the sidewalks listening to The
                                                          we should centralize this and have        Bellevue Bon Temps.
                                                          it in one area, or should we let it be    Just to the north and west on Not-
                                                          spread out. Thinking the annual Gar-      toway we heard the strains of a lone
                                                          den Walk tends to be spread out and       piano, somewhat muted. I’m guess-
                                                          if we really want people to be spread     ing it was a baby grand, much too
                                                          out during COVID-19, let them be          large to move out into the front yard,
                                                          spread out.”                              so the pianist, David Calkins, played
                                                          The original date was washed out by       from inside his home with all the
                                                          rain. The following Saturday though,      windows open so the crowd could
                                                          October 17, the rain date, was spectac-   hear him perform.
                                                          ular. Brooke remembers the day well,      Then, directly next door, as soon as
                                                          and how the music swept her away.         David’s set ended, singer/songwriter
                                                          “I walked by that one in the 1200         Sean Balick, played an original work
                                                          block of Greycourt because the band       on acoustic guitar, a piece called
                                                          needed to get set up at our house,”       “Dandelion”.
                                                          she says. “And they were over there       Back on Greycourt Avenue, Haze and
                                                          playing Eric Clapton’s Cocaine at full    Dacey were performing Joni Mitchell’s
                                                          volume and they were awesome. They
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                                                                                                    “Big Yellow Taxi”.
                                                                                                    And just across the street, on the front
                                                          That was exactly what my son              porch of Brooke and Rob Ullman’s
    Pre-Order and Curbside Pickup                         Charles and I heard as we stepped         home, Indira & Guppy Joe drew a
                                                          off our front porch on Greycourt          large crowd.
       7 Days a Week, 11am-8pm                            Avenue that Saturday afternoon. We        “I never anticipated the crowds that
     Menu on Our Facebook Page                            consulted an orange flier that the        showed up,” Brooke tells me. “Indira
                                                          promoters of Bellevue Porchella had       & Guppy Joe played out in front of
                                                          delivered a few weeks earlier to eve-     our house at five and six. After two
                                                          ry household in the neighborhood.         or three songs one of the ladies in
                                                          The flier had a map, and a QR code        the audience came up and said, ‘Can

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you tell them to turn it up?’ And I
said, ‘Yeah, after she’s done with the
song, I’ll go tell her.’ And I walked
up and I said, ‘Indira, they need it
louder.’ And she looked up and she
realized there were people all up
and down the street because they
were smart about social distancing.
She had no idea the crowd was so
large. It was wonderful.”
In the long calendar of the year,
Richmond, Virginia has three days
that stand out. Those three days in
October annually attract hundreds
of thousands to the waterfront along

                                              SUNDAY - THURSDAY, NOON - 7PM
the James River. It started sixteen
years ago as the American Folk Life
Festival, and three years later mor-

                                              FRIDAY & SATURDAY, NOON - 9PM
phed into the Richmond Folk Fes-
tival. Although they held a virtual
event this year broadcast on public
radio and television, the festival was
cancelled due to COVID-19. Here’s
what my son told me after the Belle-
vue Porchella.
“It reminded me a lot of the Folk Fes-
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tival,” Charles said. “It was a mini-folk
festival in Bellevue in our own neigh-
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borhood. It was music to my ears. We
had blue grass, acoustic, and even
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some classical piano music. We even
heard some grunge and rock, so it was
really nice to hear such a variety of
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music in our own neighborhood.”                                 OUTDOOR TASTINGS
Like most of us who attended the
event, Charles hopes there will be
more porchellas in the future.                 CLOSED THANKSGIVING DAY | CLOSES 6PM CHRISTMAS EVE
Though it may not happen every quar-
ter, Bellevue Porchella will definitely
repeat every October. Brooke and
her group are already planning what
they’ll do—and not do—in the future.          WE THANK ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS FOR THEIR LOYALTY AND
Toward the end of that first Bellevue
Porchella, Charles and I followed the
                                              THEIR PATIENCE
stringy whine of blue grass over to
Fauquier. Scores of people were gath-
ered on the median strip and along the
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sidewalks on both sides of the street
and in the neighbors’ front yards to
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“EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE JUST LIKE THAT.”
But there is no snap of fingers. This is the preamble to a story Jane’s retold a hundred times in person or on social
media. The beginning of the story is always jarring, but it’s the end that leaves people speechless.

Jane has it all. She knows it, too. Not one member of her family has been struck down by COVID. She and her hus-
band Marty still have work, and are able to help their ten-year old son navigate school during the pandemic. Their
other four boys are grown and making their way in the world. Marty and Jane and their offspring have health; they
have good fortune; they have love. The house she shares with her husband and youngest son is perfect for them.
They had the house painted a couple weeks earlier, and Marty screened in the side porch, and changed the deadbolt
on the door off the porch so that it could be opened from the inside without a key. Marty’s a contractor and knows

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                                                                                                        is not alarmed. It could be early risers; she’s left
                                                A R LY O NE MO R NI N G                                 the house at this hour before. She decides to let
                                                when her story begins, Jane starts out of a deep
                                                                                                        their dog out in the backyard to do his busi-
                                                sleep, eyes wide. She sits bolt upright in bed and
                                                                                                        ness. Flash is a massive mastiff, and he follows
                                                stares at the door, which is open just a crack, cast-
                                                                                                        Jane down the stairs. As she approaches the side
                                                ing a triangle of light on the floor. A noise woke
                                                                                                        door she can hear the voices. They are loud now,
                                                her—a metallic and hollow clatter, the sound of
                                                                                                        and someone is out there kicking the door and
                                                trash being tossed into an empty dumpster. But
                                                                                                        pounding at it with balled fists. Then Flash, all
                                                the noise is an echo of a memory now. All she
                                                                                                        one hundred and fifty pounds of him, makes a
                                                hears is Marty snoring and a steady rain pelt-
                                                                                                        beeline for the door. Jane can sense the rage boil-
                                                ing the roof. When the fog of sleep clears, Jane
                                                                                                        ing in his gut and the rumble of his will as he
                                                considers the pile of aluminum ladders stacked
                                                                                                        growls and lunges toward the door and the man
                                                alongside the house. The painters hadn’t re-
                                                                                                        standing on the other side of fifteen panes of 1/8-
                                                moved the ladders yet; they might have fallen.
                                                                                                        inch thick glass.
                                                That would explain the noise. She wonders if
                                                someone tried to steal the ladders, so she rises        “Somebody’s coming in,” Jane yells, and now
                                                from bed and moves toward the window. She               Marty is up and out of bed. He vaults down the
                                                can see nothing along the side of the house ex-         stairs and stands behind the couch facing the
                                                cept the wet dark night, but above the sound of         side door. He hears the panes of glass rattling.
                                                the rain and her husband’s snoring, she clearly         “Get out of here,” he yells. Marty flies back up-
                                                hears voices.                                           stairs and grabs a crossbow that has no arrow,
                                                                                                        along with an antique sword.
                                                Jane looks at her cellphone: it reads 4:45. She

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                                                                illustration by           CATH E R I N E M CG U I GAN
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Marty knows that he will use the sword in earnest
                                                                                                               if the intruder breaks through the door. And the
                                                                                                               sword blade is razor-sharp. Marty nicked him-
                                                                                                               self with it years ago and still sports a scar from
                                                                                                               the wound.
                                                                                                               The intruder just keeps coming back with his
                                                                                                               fists, and Marty fends them off with the sword.
                                                                                                               Throughout it all, the intruder is talking to two
                                                                                                               men who aren’t even there. Marty is convinced
                                                                                                               this young man is drugged to the gills—PCP
                                                                                                               he’s thinking—so he decides not to cause him
                                                                                                               bodily harm.
                                                                                                               Upstairs Jane has finally gotten through to the
                                                                                                               police dispatcher. She barks her address into
                                                                                                               her cell phone, and begins a screaming dialogue
                                                                                                               with her husband.
                                                                                                               “Get the gun,” Marty hollers.
                                                                                                               “I’ve got the gun,” Jane roars back. “I’m coming
A pair of bare fists come crashing through the         of the door is holding a gun, so he keeps his           down. The police are on the way. I’ve got a gun.”
small glass panes, pulverizing them into shards        distance. Gradually, he approaches the intruder         Of course there is no gun, but the police are on
and slivers that shower the room and cover the         and points the crossbow at his face. And then           their way. Had there been a gun, Jane knows the
floor with a thin coat of jagged sleet. It seems to    the man starts punching out the panes of glass          young man battering his way into their home
Jane the glass is shattering in every direction, and   again. There is no gun. The intruder’s hands            would now be dead.
that there are several voices outside, so she races    search for the thumb turn of the deadbolt. That’s       Jane looks at her son, huddled in his bed. She
back upstairs to her son’s room. As she reaches        when Marty pulls the sword from its sheath,             fights back tears, and yells into the phone. “Hur-
his bedroom door her mind wanders into one             and begins hacking away at the hands that have          ry, hurry, hurry. My husband’s downstairs fight-
of the darkest corners of Richmond’s recent past.      entered his home. Each time Marty slashes one           ing these people in the house.” The entire time
Jane thinks of the Harveys, a family of four—          hand, it retreats, but then the other one enters.       there is glass breaking. It never stops. And Marty
husband, wife, two young girls—brutally mur-           When Marty slices into that one, it pulls back,         continues to yell at the intruder. Jane tells her
dered in their home on a New Year’s Day fifteen        only to be replaced by the other hand. It’s like a      son, “It’s going to be okay.”
years ago during a grisly home invasion.               game of whack-a-mole.
                                                                                                               Then the police dispatcher tells her the police
“There are multiple people coming in my house          Now there is blood splattered everywhere. There         have arrived. Jane checks her phone. She had
right now to kill my family,” Jane thinks, then        are drops of it on the shattered glass, and it pools    been talking to the dispatcher for just five min-
shuts the door behind her. She calls 911 and           near the threshold where the intruder stands. In        utes, but it seemed like an eternity.
frantically searches for a skeleton key that will      this predawn light it does not look red; it is dark
lock the door in this old house, but she cannot        blue, almost black.                                     “Everything’s going to be okay,” Jane says to
find it. She comforts her son, all the while calling                                                           her son.
                                                       And the intruder keeps screaming. “I’m comin’
911, but the call doesn’t go through. Jane thinks      in. I am coming in!”                                    “Where are you?” the dispatcher says. “Don’t
she hears people coming up the stairs. She leans                                                               come out. Where’s your husband?”
against the door pushing all her weight into it,       “I got a gun, get the f**k out of here,” Marty yells.
                                                       He’s looking right into the intruder’s face and can     Downstairs on the screened-in porch, the in-
hoping this will deter anyone from breaking                                                                    truder backs away from the side door as soon as
into her son’s room. She will later learn the noise    see his entire body. Marty sizes him up. He can’t
                                                       be much more than twenty years old, and has a           he sees the flash of blue lights. He faces the street
in the hall and on the stairwell were made by                                                                  and bends over the retro metal patio glider that
Marty who has the build and look of a Russian          stocky build. At about six feet tall, he’s a couple
                                                       inches shorter than Marty. The intruder wears           backs up to one of the screened-in panels of the
kick-boxer.                                                                                                    side porch. His hands grip the backrest and his
                                                       no shirt despite the cold rain coming down, and
Marty has no idea if the man on the other side         bears a number of tattoos on his arms and chest.        eyes widen, almost in fascination, as he watches

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the intriguing pulse of blue light.                                                “Maybe he really would have just          will not accept anything except for
Marty runs through the house and                                                   come in and sat on the couch,” Mar-       jail time for him.”
as he opens the front door, the po-                                                ty suggests. “Maybe he just needed        Jane and Marty look at one anoth-
lice, with weapons drawn, train                                                    to be inside in his drug stupor.”         er, and Jane raises her hand.
their guns on him.                     Every night after that, Jane lies           Jane realizes they are trying to
                                       awake in her bed, while Marty                                                         “Before we go that far tell me one
Instinctively, Marty raises his                                                    humanize this man who terror-             thing,” she says. “What does he say
                                       sleeps. Every creak, every footfall         ized them. It’s not that they were
hands. “It’s not me,” he says. “He’s   startles her and she calls out to her                                                 about it? Has he shown any remorse?
on my side porch.”                                                                 softening, but they were trying to        What does he say happened?”
                                       husband, “Did you hear that? Wake           understand.
“Where? Where? Where?” the cops        up. Go downstairs and check.”                                                         “Okay, hold on,” says the prosecu-
say in unison.                         And Marty rolls out of bed, checks          “I still want them to throw the           tor. “He actually has written y’all a
                                       things out downstairs, and returns.         book at him next week in court,”          letter. He would like to speak with
Marty walks slowly to the side of                                                  Jane tells her husband. Yet as a
the house. “Right there,” he says,     Jane simply doesn’t sleep at night.                                                   you in person, would like to apolo-
                                                                                   mother she also understands the           gize to you in person, if it’s possible.
pointing at the intruder who is        In the past when she woke late at           young man could have been one
still transfixed by the flickering     night, she would sometimes go                                                         He wants to pay you restitution.
                                                                                   of her own boys. “One of our five         Would you be willing to let him
blue lights.                           downstairs, get a glass of water, or        boys could get in trouble someday,”
                                       let the dog out. Now she is terrified                                                 speak with you?”
Jane remains on the phone with                                                     she says. “Might have gotten into
                                       of leaving the second floor. Now            trouble. Who knows? None of us            “Yes,” Jane says. “Let’s go.”
the dispatcher, who tells her it’s
                                       when she can’t sleep, she paces             are angels. Everyone has their thing
safe to come downstairs. “Hell no,”                                                                                          The three walk out of the court-
                                       around the bedroom, moving from             and if they haven’t done some-
says Jane. “I’m not coming down                                                                                              room and into a large foyer. The
                                       window to window to see what                thing, they know somebody or are
until I know that there’s nobody in                                                                                          young man and his mother look
                                       is going on outside. At night, the          related to somebody that’s done
my house.”                                                                                                                   both terrified and mortified.
                                       downstairs terrifies her.                   something stupid. Or they’re lying.
It takes the police a good hour                                                                                              The mother snuffles between deep
                                       Sometimes at night she will look at         Or didn’t get caught.”
and half to process the intrud-                                                                                              sobs, and the young man’s cheeks
                                       the face of her son, at the smooth-
er. An ambulance arrives at one                                                                                              are streaked with tears and his eyes
                                       ness of his features. She sees that his
point and paramedics wrap the                                                                                                are moist.
                                       body is still and his breathing even.
intruder’s hands in bandages. The                                                                                            Without saying a word, Marty
                                       And then she thinks what he must
police move the intruder from the                                                                                            saunters over to the young man
                                       have endured that night, and it calls
squad car to the ambulance and                                                                                               and shakes his hand.
                                       to mind her own fears of a child.
back again. They are having trou-                                                  Eight days after the intruder
                                       She remembers the nightmare,                                                          “I’m so sorry,” this young man
ble learning the young man’s true                                                  smashed their windows and their
                                       waking up and realizing someone                                                       says. ”I’m so sorry for what I did
identity. Jane just wants them gone.                                               sense of safety, Jane and Marty, at
                                       had broken into their home. But                                                       to your family.”
She doesn’t want to have to look at                                                nine on a Monday morning, find
                                       for Jane, as a child, it was just a fear.
the young man, doesn’t want him                                                    themselves in a courtroom. They           And then Jane does something she
                                       For her son now, it is a reality.
or the cops in front of her house                                                  survey the others there, but don’t        hasn’t done with her own grown
any longer. Time for them to go.       Every day, Jane and Marty talk              recognize the intruder.                   children since the COVID crisis
When Jane is certain the house         about that night of terror. It’s their                                                started. She hugs the mother, wraps
                                       way of getting through it. They also        Then a young man with a very dis-
is clear, she goes to the bathroom                                                                                           her arms around her. Jane rubs
                                       talk with their son. And here’s what        tinctive hair style walks in. Just be-
and retches into the commode.                                                                                                the woman’s back and can feel her
                                       Jane says: “This guy that broke into        side him is a woman who looks to
Her life, she knows, will never be                                                                                           trembling. Jane tries to soothe, rub-
                                       our house, we’re pretty sure was            be about Jane’s age. Their eyes don’t
the same.                                                                                                                    bing her back even harder.
                                       completely out of it on drugs. That’s       meet. Jane nudges her husband.
Later in the day, Jane and Marty                                                   “That’s him,” she says. “That must        “It’s okay,” Jane whispers in her ear.
                                       somebody’s child, that’s some-
sweep up the glass, and wipe                                                       be his mother. I hope they throw          “It’s gonna be okay.”
                                       body’s kid. He’s also somebody’s
down the floors and molding and                                                    the book at him.” Marty nods.             “I am so sorry,” this other mother
                                       grandchild, somebody’s brother,
walls with bleach and water, wip-                                                                                            says.
                                       somebody’s uncle. Maybe, some-              Jane continues to watch as the
ing away the blood, which had be-
                                       body’s dad.”                                woman touches her son’s shoul-            The prosecutor later tells Marty
gun to congeal. They also sponge
                                       Between themselves, Marty and               der, and something wells up in            and Jane that the young man re-
away the pair of bloody hand
                                       Jane remember what they had                 her, some new understanding. She          ceived a ninety-day suspended
prints the intruder left on the
                                       done as young people. “When I was           looks over to her husband, and can        jail sentence. As the couple wait
backrest of the glider on the side
                                       his age and in high school I didn’t         see that he is watching the woman,        for the elevator, the mother and
porch. The water in the bucket is
                                       do a ton of drugs, but I’ve experi-         too. “I feel really bad now,” Marty       her son approach them. The
tomato red. And then Marty and
                                       mented,” Jane says. “They told us it        says. “Oh my God, I feel really bad.”     young man hands them an enve-
Jane buy a gun and ammunition.
                                       was acid he was on, it was not some         The prosecuting attorney ap-              lope containing seven hundred
                                       hard drug, it was hallucinogenic,           proaches Jane and her husband,            dollars, and he can see a question
                                       which normally most of us would             and says, “This is what we’re going       on Jane’s face.
                                       watch the trees breathe, or watch a         to do to make sure he gets prose-         “I want you to have this money to
                                       coffee cup breathe.” She considers          cuted to the fullest extent of the law.   pay for any damages,” he says.
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name. The podcast showcases co-                         own thoughts of suicide and renews            our friends – has been overwhelming and
medians who share their own stories                     his determination to manage his ill-                  we are filled with gratitude!
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Cho, Andy Richter, Peter Sagal.                         ing depression so others do not feel so          Please stay safe and healthy! We will
Along the way Moe helps the reader                      alone and isolated.                            continue to keep you posted with all the
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