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2020–2021 Wholesale Catalogue
WELCOME TO
THE UNEMPLOYED
PHILOSOPHERS GUILD
2020–2021 WHOLESALE
CATALOGUE!
Inside are all the smart and funny things we make to captivate our fans:
design details to personalize any workplace
engaging objects for a calm and cozy living space
entertaining articles to keep you focused
and organized and revitalized
not to mention cheeky squeaky clean as it were
Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
We have brilliant gifts.
WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD?
The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are These two champions turned their advanced degrees,
shrouded in mystery – or maybe that’s wine stains. creativity, and love of paying rent toward noble ends:
meeting the needs of the people for finger puppets of the
Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank
great philosophers.
from one of our vessels. (DISCLAIMER: UPG hardly ever
endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock. We just made it Through Tulip Mania and Pluto is/isn’t/is/isn’t a planet,
look good.) UPG carries on the ancient traditions, designing useful and
beautiful things and cracking people up from our Ivory
Years passed. The Roman Empire. Attila the Hun. The Decline
Tower HQ in Brooklyn, New York.
and Fall of the Roman Empire. Plague, gingivitis, witch hunts
cropped up. Until the 1990s, when two brothers on New Thank you for your time millennia.
York City’s Lower East Side inherited the mantle of the UPG
at a time when you couldn’t hock a mantle.
YOU ARE HERE
93 Order Form & Policies 48 Freudian Slippers 22 Planter Pots
FERTILE MINDS
97 Sales Reps 90 Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory
Tower Displays 20 Plush Décor
STUFFED PORTRAITS
97 Best-Sellers
30 Lip Balm 82 Politics – U.S.
79 Bob Ross
73 Magnetic Play Sets 81 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
67 Candles
SECULAR SAINTS 33 Mints 44 Soap
49 Cards 80 Mister Rogers FOAM SWEET FOAM
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
13 Mugs (Traditional) 70 Shot Glasses
86 DC Comics 7 Mugs (Transforming) 84 Star Trek
89 Displays 2 New Products 61 Sticky Note Booklets
88 Doctor Who 55 Notebooks 70 Tableware & Proof is in
41 Dolls POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE the Pudding Bowls
LITTLE THINKERS
60 Pill Boxes 72 T-Shirts
24 Finger Puppets 36 Pins, Enamel
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 76 Watches
TEMPUS FUGIT
48 Firefly Communicator 71 Planet Plates
64 Zipper Bags
2020–2021 IMPORTANT DATES & SALES OPPORTUNITIES
Happy 250th Birthday, 100 Years of VOTES FOR WOMEN
Ludwig van Beethoven The year 2020 is the 100th anniversary of the ratification
This year, we celebrate the all-time greatest composer of the 19th Amendment. For the first time, women could
in Western music! Don’t forget to bake a cake, light the not be denied the right to vote in U.S. elections!
candles, and sing our 250-year version of the Birthday Give someone a little pick-me-up or a pep[permint] talk!
Song – with feeling:
Happy quarter millennial birthday to you,
Happy semiquincentennial birthday to you,
Happy sestercentennial, Dear Ludwig,
Happy 250th birthday to you!
NEW PRODUCTS
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BUTTERFLIES MUG
Pour hot water to see colorful butterflies
appear. Cool silhouettes transform into classic
naturalist illustrations. Our heat-transforming
mug reveals 18 different species (common
and Latin names on the bottom). Witness a
beautiful metamorphosis every day!
14 oz. / 400 mL #5568
AVAILABLE JULY
$6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) )!$XN
COLD
HOT
GILBERT & SULLIVAN MUG
Is life topsy-turvy? Are you weary lagooning? Why sit
in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock? Throw away that
box of Life Pills and pick up our Gilbert & Sullivan mug.
This extraordinary jorum features favorite lines from the
famous operettas to make you titwillow at work and willow,
titwillow, titwillow in your very own home.
14 oz. / 400 mL #5564
AVAILABLE JULY
$6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) !(!VL
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RUTH BADER GINSBURG
QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Now you can send Ruth Bader Ginsburg to deliver your verdict with
this handsome Quotable Notable card. On the back of the card is a
mini biography of the Notorious RBG and in case you don’t have time
to write your dissent, there’s also a sticker sheet of quotes and images,
with friendly greetings like “Happy Birthday!” and “Good Luck!” #5596
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.50 / $2.00 cdn Multiples of 6.
Il142 9c) &@)XN
KATSUHIKA HOKUSAI’S
THE GREAT WAVE
BATH SOAP
Tough day ahead? Let the creamy lather and powerful
freshness of Katsushika Hokusai’s The Great Wave bath soap
carry you up and over!
garden cucumber, olive oil #5581
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 8.
Il142 9c) ^(*ZP
4 NEW PRODUCTS
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S
ACCOUNT BOOK,
AND JOURNAL
Poor Richard says, let us hearken to good
Advice, and something may be done for us.
In this clever Note Book is printed the – Plan
for Attaining Moral Perfection – Scheme of
Employment. Those who heed Advices and
Hints within may be confident of future
better fortune. Account for Yourself!
3½" x 5", 48 pages. #5421
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.50 / $1.95 cdn Multiples of 6.
Il142 9c) @^(\R
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S GUEST SOAP
“Rise, wash, and address Powerful Goodness…”
Poor Richard should have said:
Early to bathe
Early to rinse
Though you work like a knave
You’ll smell like a prince.
cucumber, olive oil #5419
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 8.
Il142 9c) ) *WM
NEW PRODUCTS 5 GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK If you care deeply – about rocks and minerals, magma and lava, plate tectonics, volcanos, and mountain- building – you might be a geologist! Here’s the perfect notebook for everyone who’s down-to-Earth. It has charts and features for rock identification and plenty of room to note all your field observations and to-do lists. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.) 3½" x 5", 48 pages. #5583 AVAILABLE JUNE $1.50 / $1.95 cdn Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) &!%+U ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK How does your garden grow? How about our farms? Earth’s most fascinating animals take every form imaginable to nestle in the ground, flutter through the air, or tiptoe along, holding a picnic crumb high overhead – and we couldn’t grow anywhere without them. We’ve identified about a million insect species, and this notebook is the place to record the other 8 million. With metamorphosis charts, special features, and guides to help identify true bugs and common insect morphology – The Age of Discovery just started! Plenty of room to note all your field observations and to-do lists. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.) 3½" x 5", 48 pages. #5423 AVAILABLE JUNE $1.50 / $1.95 cdn Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) $&(?K
6 NEW PRODUCTS
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER LIP BALM
‘You’ll get used to it in time,’ said the Caterpillar. What
delicious balm would make your lips feel very nice? You
ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple
question! “Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curiouser
orange marmalade flavour lip balm!” she answered herself.
Fits in your pocket – with your watch or your thimble or a
piece of mushroom – so you can take it along on all your
adventures. Oh dear, what nonsense I’m talking! I’m very
sorry you’ve been annoyed.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) citrus #5402
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 12.
Il142 9c) %( ZP
CALAMITY JANE’S
LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR
Are yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a
couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a
scorpion with a bullwhip? Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’
– up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir. Slippery-smooth as
round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this’ll surely cure yer
snappin’ turtle kisser! Slather yer chops with Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip
Elixir, the brand favored by markswomen and snowbirds, ‘n’ be back shootin’
your mouth off in no time. Ha ha – quit yer cussin’ – that’s a good ‘n.
Pack a couple spares in your panniers.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) eucalyptus mint #5543
AVAILABLE JUNE
$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 12.
Il142 9c) @&%]T
WILLY WONKA & THE LAST GOLDEN THE WITCHES ENAMEL PIN SET
TICKET ENAMEL PIN SET This charming enamel pin set is inspired by Roald Dahl’s
“Come and look at this, everybody! The kid’s found Wonka’s classic, “The Witches.” Armed with a bottle of Formula 86
last Golden Ticket!” When you wear these enamel pins, you Delayed Action Mouse-Maker, one victim of The Grand
will feel like the luckiest kid in the world. #5512 High Witch has a plan to turn the tables! #5513
AVAILABLE JULY AVAILABLE JULY
$7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4. $7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) !(*?K Il142 9c) !( \R
TRANSFORMING MUGS
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When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, $6.50
or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes 8.5
0 cdn
$
everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming
beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the OPEN AT THE
TOP SO YOU
change of perspective.
SF O R M S !
CAN ADD
N
LIQUID!
T R A IMAGES TRANSFORM
WHEN YOU POUR A
HOT BEVERAGE
EACH MUG
FEATURES AN
ORIGINAL UPG
DESIGN
HANDLE COMES
FREE WITH
EVERY MUG!
HOLD HERE
TO PREVENT
BURNING
YOUR HANDS!
CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM
TO PREVENT BEVERAGE
CARE INSTRUCTIONS SO COOL! SO HOT! FROM LEAKING OUT!
INSIDE
FREE DISPLAY INSERTS
INCLUDED WITH ALL
YOUR ORDERS FOR
TRANSFORMING MUGS
SPOILERS!
BEFORE-AND-AFTER
VIEWS
EACH MUG
INDIVIDUALLY BOXED
BEST-SELLERS
CONSTELLATIONS BOB ROSS MISTER ROGERS RUTH BADER GINSBURG DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE DOCTOR WHO
#2762 SELF-PAINTING MUG SWEATER CHANGING #5509 CAT DISAPPEARING TARDIS
Il142 9c)@&^@VL #4961
Il142 9c) *&)ZP #3748
Il142 9c) $^*YO Il142 9c) !($WM #0025
Il142 9c) )@%+U #1605
Il142 9c) ^*$]T
8 TRANSFORMING MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
COLD COLD
HOT
HOT
DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES
The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear.
10 oz./300 mL #0025 12 oz./350 mL #1657
Il142 9c) )@%+U Il142 9c) ^*^WM
COLD COLD
HOT HOT
RUTH BADER GINSBURG DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES
When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When Watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236
the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe.
12 oz./350 mL #5509
Il142 9c) $#*\R
Il142 9c) !($WM
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
MISTER ROGERS DEMOCRATIC DREAM
SWEATER CHANGING Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’
When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971
14 oz./400 mL #3748
Il142 9c) $^*YO Il142 9c) %&$WMMultiples of 4/style. $6.50 / $8.50 cdn TRANSFORMING MUGS 9
FOOTPRINT
INSIDE!
COLD
COLD
HOT HOT
PLANET MOON MUG
Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot
in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293 water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and
Il142 9c) @(#WM milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392
Il142 9c) ($^\R
COLD COLD
HOT HOT
CONSTELLATION GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS
Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762 When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation
Il142 9c)@&^@VL illustrations appear. 12 oz./350 mL #5295
Il142 9c) (@$ZP
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
BIOLUMINESCENCE CLIMATE CHANGE
The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool
and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to off and the coastlines return. 12 oz./350 mL #3869
make themselves light up! 14 oz./400 mL #5048
Il142 9c) *$#+U Il142 9c) #@$XN10 TRANSFORMING MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG GREAT NUDES
On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all
your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240
appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961
Il142 9c) *&)ZP Il142 9c)@ $)YO
NEW!
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH BUTTERFLIES
Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal
painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125 their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568
Il142 9c) )@$WM Il142 9c) )!$XN
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS BIRDS ON A WIRE
Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982 This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot
Il142 9c) %& XN water and watch the species appear in full color.
12 oz./350 mL #4746
Il142 9c) *$#+UMultiples of 4/style. $6.50 / $8.50 cdn TRANSFORMING MUGS 11
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
SHARK! GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET
Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly
14 oz./400 mL #2985 throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655
Il142 9c)@(*%YO Il142 9c) ^*#VL
COLD
COLD
HOT HOT
JESUS SHAVES DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII
Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981 Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool
Il142 9c) %&*?K off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064
Il142 9c) )@^[Q
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET
These two mugs look the same, but when you add
hot water, one of them reveals a live cat inside the ALFRED HITCHCOCK
box, while the other… well, let’s just be glad it’s only a This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot
thought experiment. 12 oz./350 mL each. #4565 water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles!
12 oz./350 mL #5360
$11.50 / $15.00 cdn Multiples of 2.
Il142 9c) *@&+U Il142 9c) ($@+U12 TRANSFORMING MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
COLD COLD
HOT
HOT
STAR TREK TRANSPORTER DOCTOR WHO
When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy DISAPPEARING TARDIS
leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore Watch the TARDIS travel through time and space!
the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606 14 oz./400 mL #1605
Il142 9c) *#![Q Il142 9c) ^*$]T
COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
BAT-SIGNAL THIS CALLS FOR WONDER WOMAN
Have a cup of coffee and Batman appears, answering the Diana Prince changes into Wonder Woman to save Steve
call of the Bat-Signal! 14 oz./400 mL #3349 Trevor from a UFO! 14 oz./400 mL #3812
Il142 9c) % )[Q Il142 9c) %@*ZP
COLD COLD
COLD
HOT HOT
HOT
THIS LOOKS GREEN LANTERN DOCTOR WHO
LIKE A JOB FOR CORPS WEEPING
SUPERMAN Pour a cold beverage and ANGEL
Make a cup of hot the Green Lantern flies Whatever you do,
chocolate and Superman solo. Pour a hot beverage DON’T BLINK.
appears to save the day! and the Green Lantern 12 oz./350 mL #3763
14 oz./400 mL #3684
Il142 9c) %$(?K Corps appears!
14 oz./400 mL #4239
Il142 9c) $^&\R
Il142 9c) ^)!ZPTRADITIONAL MUGS
13
Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals
OPENING AT THE TOP LETS
BEVERAGES FLOW IN
$6.50
established thousands of years ago 8.5
0 cdn
$
when our ancestors quit drinking out
of puddles.
As philosophers, we’re all about
tradition. We’re also about beauty,
wisdom, love, justice, being, Being,
apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis…
where was I?
INDIVIDUALLY
BOXED
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR
LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!
CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM
KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM
FLOWING OUT
As you can see, all of our mugs are big
ideas with a handle. Whether you’re
fascinated by mathematical formulas
or miniature art histories or crossword
puzzles, they just might make you a
morning person.
READY TO KEEP And with so many beautiful designs, our
READY FOR FOR YOURSELF
GIFT-GIVING mugs will look good in front of your mug.
BEST-SELLERS
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS JANE AUSTEN FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE WONDER WOMAN LITERARY CAT MUG FRIDA DREAMS
#0065 #3764 #2763 THROUGH THE YEARS #5375 #4747
Il142 9c) )@(\R Il142 9c) $^$[Q Il142 9c)@&^#]T #4048
Il142 9c) %!&+U Il142 9c) @^#ZP Il142 9c) *$@WM14 TRADITIONAL MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BANNED BOOKS
The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065 24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL
Il142 9c) )@(\R #2480
Il142 9c)@$*)YO
PAWPRINT PAWPRINT
INSIDE INSIDE
THE ARTISTIC CAT THE LITERARY CAT
This transfixing mug features artists’ portraits of Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten.
beautiful creatures. Muses captured for a moment. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-
Before they vanish again. 12 oz./350 mL #5529 versa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375
Il142 9c) @^#ZP Il142 9c) @^#ZP
FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE LAST LINES OF LITERATURE
It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For Even if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good
best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. book, you’ll always have the last word. 14 oz./400 mL
14 oz./400 mL #2763 #4261
Il142 9c)@&^#]T Il142 9c) ^%&WMMultiples of 4/style. $6.50 / $8.50 cdn TRADITIONAL MUGS 15
NEW!
GILBERT & SULLIVAN JANE AUSTEN
Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never Just the thing for women of independent
use a big, big D – / What, never? 14 oz./400 mL #5564 means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764
Il142 9c) !(!VL Il142 9c) $^$[Q
EDGAR ALLAN POE ROALD DAHL
Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356 “The human race has only one really effective weapon
Il142 9c) $^#+U and that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine.
14 oz./400 mL #5394
Il142 9c) ($*VL
LEWIS CARROLL SHERLOCK HOLMES
Lewis Carroll, the man who sent Alice to Wonderland, author Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images,
of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,” and surely the favorite and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only
author of someone in your life, young or young at heart! consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638
14 oz./400 mL #4375
Il142 9c) &$%[Q Il142 9c) *@^WM16 TRADITIONAL MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
GEOLOGIC TIME 19TH AMENDMENT
Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an Our 19th Amendment mug is a reminder that
amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting democracy requires the good will, faith, and honest
shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. engagement of its citizens. 12 oz./350 mL #5542
14 oz./400 mL #5019
Il142 9c) *& YO Il142 9c) @&$VL
IT’S HARD TO GET IT’S HARD TO GET A
A HANDLE ON HANDLE ON MODERN ART
THE UNITED STATES Own a work of art — one that employs a
This porcelain cup is made in the style of bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great
a yunomi – traditional Japanese tea cup modern artists from Courbet to Warhol.
without a handle – and debossed with 9 oz./260 mL #5193
original drawings of all 50 states…in the
order they joined the United States!
9 oz./260mL #5383
Il142 9c) @%)ZP
Il142 9c) (%&XN
IT’S HARD TO GET A IT’S HARD TO GET
HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY A HANDLE ON
What is truth? What is happiness? What ENGLISH ROYALTY
is the best place for my favorite libation? This drinking vessel depicts all the kings
Here are 60 Western philosophers to help and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II…
you with at least one of these questions. and one unfortunate Interregnum — more
9 oz./260 mL #4253 kings and queens than any other cup! We
Il142 9c) *@*[Q are amused. 9 oz./260 mL #5192
Il142 9c) @$(+NOTCH FOR
Multiples of 4/style. $6.50 / $8.50 cdn TRADITIONAL MUGS 17
TEA BAG STRING
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag 29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL
string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite. #0978
Ingenious! 12 oz./350 mL #4972
Il142 9c) *&!WM Il142 9c) %&^[Q
YOGA MAT ROPES
COASTER INCLUDED!
INCLUDED!
HOW TO: YOGA HOW TO: KNOTS
Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included!
#3464 12 oz./350 mL #3822
Il142 9c) $&@VL Il142 9c) $&#]T
PAD AND
PENCIL
INCLUDED!
PENCIL
INCLUDED!
THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIP CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG
If you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then
our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature wash your mug and look for more than two dozen
pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of puzzles online! 14 oz./400 mL #3340
Penmanship. 12 oz./350 mL #4521
Il142 9c) &*%WM Il142 9c) $ $]T18 TRADITIONAL MUGS $6.50 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
FRIDA’S QUOTE
IN ENGLISH
AND SPANISH
BRIEF HISTORY OF ART FRIDA DREAMS
From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658 The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the
Il142 9c) ^&%[Q realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747
Il142 9c) *$@WM
CHALK
INCLUDED!
EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARD BAD ART
Write a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your labmate Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the
or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 12 oz./350 mL #5376 MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 14 oz./400 mL #5395
Il142 9c) @#^+U Il142 9c) ($(]T
MATH MUG I LOVE YOU MUG FREUDIAN SIPS
20 of the most popular This beautiful mug says “I When you say one thing but
mathematical formulae. Love You” forty ways. Remind mean your mother!
14 oz./400 mL #0492 your paramour of your 12 oz./350 mL #0084
Il142 9c) $!)XN steamy devotion over coffee
at work, over cocoa on cozy
evenings …and over breakfast.
Il142 9c) )@&XN
12 oz./350 mL #5297
Il142 9c) (@%WMMultiples of 4/style. $6.50 / $8.50 cdn TRADITIONAL MUGS 19
GREAT ARCHITECTURE YIDDISH INSULTS
Architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others
from classical to classic. 10 oz./300 mL #3305 demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508
Il142 9c) )!%?K Il142 9c) !(#ZP
NEWLY REVISED
AND UPDATED
WITH DISCOVERY!
STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK GENESIS OF THE DALEKS
50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space Caffeinate before you exterminate!
exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t 16 oz./475 mL #3745
have one yet? Make it so. 14 oz./400 mL #4378
Il142 9c) &#&VL Il142 9c) $@)WM
WONDER WOMAN BATMAN SUPERMAN
THROUGH THE THROUGH THE THROUGH THE
YEARS YEARS YEARS
Now you can see how the It’s Batman in action — Superman has stood for truth,
Amazon Princess has evolved from his first appearance in justice, and the American Way
since her first appearance in 1941. Detective Comics #27 (May since the 1930s.
14 oz./400 mL #4048 1939) to the 21st Century! 14 oz./400 mL #2966
Il142 9c) %!&+U 14 oz./400 mL #4052
Il142 9c) %!%ZP Il142 9c) !^ +U20
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MULTIPLES OF 2.
Plush Décor
Not just another “big head” Here’s the one room accent for everyone
…the brains to go with it! who’s comfortable with genius.
Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers.
FRIDA KAHLO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
STUFFED PORTRAIT STUFFED PORTRAIT
Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412 Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414
Il142 9c) &^&]T Il142 9c) &()[Q21
Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits,
UPG’s plush characters with character.
Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair
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