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London Elections                             tempers flare between the two parties.

Fact File                                    Previous Election Results:
                                             Turnout: 38.9%
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By James Billot
                                             Labour:
                                                                                            KCW Today. See page 15 for details
                                             Popular vote: 2,626,540
                                             Percentage: 43%
                                             Swing: +8%                                  Officer Electoral Services, 2nd floor,      www.camden.gov.uk/ccm/navigation/

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                                                                                         Westminster City Hall, 5 Strand, WC2N       council-and-democracy
         n the 3rd May, 1,851 Conservative                                               5HR.
                                 Popular vote: 1,826,714                                      For more information about polling     Lambeth
         councillor seats will   Percentage: 29.9%                                       stations and where to vote, please visit:   Labour.
         be up for election      Swing: -4.2%                                            www.westminster.gov.uk/westminster-         63 councillor positions up for election.
in London’s 32 boroughs.                                                                 city-council-election-2018                  Nomination papers to the Returning
                                 Liberal Democrat                                                                                    Officer at the Electoral Services,
In addition, there are four      Popular vote: 635,719                            Camden                                             Lambeth Town Hall, 2 Brixton Hill,
                                 Percentage: 10.4%                                Labour.                                            London, SW2 1RW.
mayoral contests in Hackney,     Swing: -11.3%                                    54 councillor positions up for election.
Lewisham, Newham and                                                              Nomination papers to the Returning                 For more information about polling
                                 How to Register
Tower Hamlets. According to The last date to apply for a postal vote, or Officer at the Electoral Services, Town                     stations and where to vote, please visit:
                                                                                  Hall Judd Street London WC1H 9JE.                  www.lambeth.gov.uk/elections-and-
a YouGov opinion poll taken      to amend an existing postal or proxy vote             For more information about polling            council/elections/elections-and-voter-
                                 arrangement for the local council election stations and where to vote, please visit:                registration-guide
in February, Labour are on       on 3 May is Wednesday 18 April at 5pm.
course to win a greater share of The deadline for new applications to vote
                                 by proxy is Wednesday 25 April at 5pm.
the vote than any party in 50    You can register to vote online:
years. The poll found that over www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
half of Londoners (54%) said
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Labour, compared to a meagre YOUR BOROUGH
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28% for the Conservatives.                                               Deadline 24th June 2106
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Historically, London has always              Conservative.                               KC W To d a y Q u a r t e r P a g e
been a Labour stronghold but the             49 councillor positions up for election.
gap between the two major parties is         Nomination papers to the Returning
widening. In 2014, Labour’s lead over        Officer, Town Hall, Hornton Street,
David Cameron’s Conservative Party           W8 7NX.
was 13.1%. Should YouGov’s opinion           For more information about polling
poll prove correct, Labour’s lead would      stations and where to vote, please visit:

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have doubled over this four-year period.     www.rbkc.gov.uk/council-and-
Support for the Liberal Democrats has        democracy
remained largely unchanged, rising by
0.6% to 11%.                                 Hammersmith & Fulham
     Amid bitter Brexit negotiations,
skyrocketing house prices, and an NHS
                                             Labour.
                                             46 councillor positions up for election.
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system under immense stress, it has not
been an auspicious economic climate          Officer at the Electoral Services Office,
for the incumbent Conservative Party.        Room 28, Hammersmith Town Hall,
However, May’s strong demonstration          King Street, W6 9JU.
of leadership in response to the                  For more information about polling
Sergei Skripal poisoning has breathed        stations and where to vote, please visit:
new life into the Party. Expelling an        www.lbhf.gov.uk/councillors-and-
unprecedented 23 Russian diplomats           democracy/elections
set the tone for a forceful response from
European and NATO allies, proving            Wandsworth
that the UK is still a very able partner     Conservative.
in international affairs. Furthermore, the   60 councillor positions up for election.
recent row over Labour leader Jeremy         Nomination papers to the Returning
Corbyn’s handling anti-Semitism in the       Officer at Electoral Services Office,
party has tarnished his support and may      Room 47 at the Town Hall, corner of
galvanise Conservatives heading into the     Fairfield Street and Wandsworth High
election.                                    Street, SW18 2PU.
     Nevertheless, support for the Labour         For more information about polling
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                            V&A Director                               term loan’.
                                                                           The French President, Emmanuel            From Calais to                              in Calais the kitchen was serving 2000
                                                                                                                                                                 servings a day. 2 and a half years later

                            against returning                          Macron, pledged in November that the
                                                                       return of African artefacts would be          Camden                                      we are still in Calais. There may be no
                                                                                                                                                                 camp but there is still a refugee crisis.

                            looted artefacts to                        a top priority for France, stating that
                                                                       “African heritage cannot be a prisoner
                                                                                                                     By Janie Mac                                The output of the kitchen at the moment
                                                                                                                                                                 is around 1400 servings a day and
                                                                                                                     Co-Founder Refugee
                            Africa                                     of European museums”.
                                                                           Hunt however has called this stance       Community Kitchen
                                                                                                                                                                 increasing as wars, famine, dictatorships
                                                                                                                                                                 continue to drive people out of their
                                                                       simplistic, and said that it would be                                                     homes and countries in search of a safe
                                                                       wrong to adopt a “guilty all” approach.                                                   haven. Up to date we have served over 2

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Photograph © Alice
                            T
                                   ristram Hunt, the director              The V&A has suggested a long-                                                         million meals.
                                   of the Victoria and Albert          term loan but ruled out a blanket                                                             In November 2016 Refugee
                                   Museum, is refusing the call for    breakdown of the museum’s collection.                                                     Community Kitchen set up an outreach
                            Europe to give stolen artefacts back to    Hunt has defended the decision by                                                         in Camden London. This was a natural
                            Africa and will instead discuss a ‘long-   citing the need for “cosmopolitanism”                                                     progression. We had waste food from
                                                                       in museums, along with legal                                                              supermarkets and small donations that
                                                                       difficulties associated with the removal                                                  were unsuitable for Calais, we had the
Photograph © V&A

                                                                       of items. There are also concerns over                                                    skills, the people and the belief that we
                                                                       whether institutions in Africa will be                                                    can make a difference. Feeding 250 meals
                                                                       able to uphold conservation standards.                                                    a week we were able to respond to those
                                                                           Ethiopia lodged a formal restitution                                                  asking us all the time why don’t we help
                                                                       claim in 2007 for hundreds of                                                             our own. For us this wasn’t the reason
                                                                       manuscripts and artefacts being held                                                      we set up the outreach, but took away
                                                                       by a number of British institutions,                                                      some ammunition from those not as
                                                                       all plundered after the 1868 capture                                                      sympathetic as us.
                                                                       of Maqdala. Other than the V&A,                                                               We feed without judgement.
                                                                       these included the British Museum,            In the summer of 2015 we all watched
                                                                       the British Library and the Royal             with horror as the refugee crisis evolved   We run entirely on donations and
                                                                       Collection.                                   before our eyes. The crisis wasn’t in a     volunteers. If you would like to volunteer,
                                                                           At the beginning of this month the        distant place, some far away land, this     donate or fundraise there couldn’t be a
                                                                       V&A opened its Maqdala exhibition,            was here on our door step. To carry on      better time.
                                                                       marking 150 years since the battle. The       about your business as though there            More people are on the move and
                                                                       exhibition will run until June 2019.          wasn’t a care in the world was not an       need our support. For information:
                                                                           Hunt is due to meet with Ethiopian        option for some of us and on the 1st        http://refugeecommunitykitchen.com
                                                                       Ambassadors to discuss a loan, a              December 2015 Refugee Community             www.facebook.com/refugeeCkitchen/
                                                                       concept that has been welcomed by             Kitchen began serving hot, nutrient         Instagram: instagram.com/refugee_
                                                                       both the state and campaigners.               rich meals. At the height of the Jungle     community_kitchen

                            Hammersmith                                handpicked by the local authority to lead

                                                                                                                                                                                                               Photograph © Chris Christodoulou
                                                                       the Hammersmith & Fulham Rough

                            and Fulham                                 Sleeping Commission with John Sparkes
                                                                       of the charity, Crisis serving as chairman.

                            founds                                      Fellow commissioners are Michael
                                                                       Angus, director of the Barons Court

                            commission to                              Project; Michael Buraimoh, operations
                                                                       director of the Upper Room; Steven

                            end homelessness                           Platts, senior project manager at
                                                                       Glass Door; Thomas Neumark, chief
                                                                       executive of the Peel Institute; and Paul
                                                                       Doe MBE, former chief executive of
Photograph © Eric Pouhier

                                                                       Shepherd's Bush Housing Group. They
                                                                       heard from 108 homeless people who
                                                                       have had experience of sleeping rough in      Prince Charles                              and built by Flentrop Orgelbouw as part
                                                                                                                                                                 of the College’s transformative More
                                                                       the Borough, as well as from experts on
                                                                       the causes of the problem.                    marks 25 years as                           Music development. The ceremony also
                                                                                                                                                                 featured performances from “exceptional”
                                                                           In 2016/7 246 people were seen
                                                                       sleeping rough in H&F, a two per cent         RCM president                               recent graduates.
                                                                                                                                                                 “The annual visit by our President, HRH
                                                                       rise from the previous year. The number                                                   The Prince of Wales,” Professor Colin
                                                                       of rough sleepers coming from short to                                                    Lawson CBE, Director of the Royal
                                                                       medium-term accommodation rose by                                                         College of Music, said, “is a highlight
                                                                       about four per cent. There has been a six                                                 of the Royal College of Music calendar.
                                                                       per cent decrease last year in the number     The Prince of Wales awarded musical         I am delighted to welcome him in this
                                                                       coming from long-term accommodation,          honours as he celebrated his 25th year as   anniversary year to hear the magnificent
                                                                       which is in keeping with homelessness         President of the Royal College of Music.    new organ and honour the individuals
                                                                       trends across London                          Prince Charles also heard the RCM’s         who have made important contributions
                                                                                                                     new organ for the first time during the     to the RCM and wider musical
                                                                       “We have an ambitious aim to reduce           ceremony. This instrument was designed      community.”
                                                                       rough sleeping in H&F to zero,
                                                                       something I’m confident we can achieve
                                                                       thanks to these recommendations,” said
                            Hammersmith and Fulham Council
                            have announced that they are working
                                                                       council deputy leader Councillor Sue
                                                                       Fennimore.                                      SUSCRIBE & SUPPORT
                            with leading charities after pledging      “They provide the starting point to make
                            to end rough sleeping in the Borough.      real and lasting change, not just in H&F        KCW Today. See page 15 for details
                            Six homelessness experts have been         but far wider.”
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                       Westminster                                 who abuse the 90 night rule have been
                                                                   listed as landlords illegally listing their    From classical
                       losing sleep over                           apartments on Air-BNB for noisy parties
                                                                   or deliberate overcrowding by renting          to techno:
                       ‘unlawful nightly                           illegally, renting small properties to large
                                                                   families; sex workers using nightly rentals    Queen Elizabeth
                       letting’                                    for illicit liaisons and estate agents using
                                                                   nightly subletting to take apartments off      Hall becomes
                                                                   the market. A council spokesman has
                                                                   accused these citizens of having “little or    nightclub
                                                                   no vested interest in their neighbours”

                       W
                                    estminster Council has         and who reportedly formed the task force
                                    created a new Housing          in response to “a high level of complaints
                                    Standards Task force which     about noise, anti-social behaviour, and        Southbank Centre’s Queen Elizabeth
                       is investigating hundreds of properties     issues of waste.”                              Hall, best known for staging classical
                       throughout the borough, and shutting        With thousands of properties in                music performances, has been
                       down those which are engaged in             Westminster being let for short periods        transformed into a 1000-capacity techno
                       unlawful nightly letting.                   of time, such as nightly, the task force       nightclub.
                       Currently the law allows property owners    is currently investigating hundreds of             The hall, which was originally
                       to let their property online for up to                                                     opened by the Queen in 1967, and will           donations from the public, Arts Council
                                                                   properties to make sure they are nightly
                       90 nights per calendar year, however                                                       re-open with a new 2am licence on 9th           England and the Heritage Lottery Fund.
                                                                   letting within the law. The task force will
                       there have been a bevy of complaints                                                       April after a three year and £35 million        Amy Lame, London’s night Czar, said:
                                                                   also be speaking to property owners and
                       across Westminster against many                                                            refurbishment.                                  “It is brilliant that Southbank Centre
                                                                   surrounding residents to ensure they
                       businesses and residences. Residents                                                           The first of its new acts will be ‘Berlin   is throwing open its doors and creating
                                                                   understand the rules.
                                                                                                                  DJs Pan Daijing’ and JASS at a monthly          a new club night which will welcome
                                                                                                                  club night, Concrete Lates. This has been       some of the most celebrated DJs and live
Photograph © Pixabay

                                                                                                                  curated by Boiler Room and will be held         electronic acts and, most importantly,
                                                                                                                  in the foyer. Tickets will be affordable to     will be accessible to all Londoners.”
                                                                                                                  ensure the space is open to everyone.           Techno beats will be a change of pace
                                                                                                                      The night’s launch will be                  from the hall’s usual headliners, which
                                                                                                                  accompanied by an exhibition in the             has included classical artists such as
                                                                                                                  neighbouring Hayward Gallery by                 Jacqueline du Pré, Daniel Barenboim and
                                                                                                                  German photographer and techno fan              Leonard Bernstein.
                                                                                                                  Andreas Gursky. Attendees will be able              However, the venue has also hosted
                                                                                                                  to view the gallery until 1am with an           a pre-fame David Bowie as well as a
                                                                                                                  ambient soundtrack.                             performance of Pink Floyd’s unreleased
                                                                                                                      The programme was made possible by          debut album.

                                                                   keep patients from being referred back
                                                                   several tests at various stages. This is
                                                                   because some patients face delays if
                                                                   they show non-specific symptoms. The
                                                                   concept of ‘rapid diagnosis’, which would
                                                                   be followed by treatment, can save lives.
                                                                       Though cancer survival rates are
                                                                   improving over the last few decades,
                                                                   those who do not display obvious signs
                                                                   of cancer can struggle to get the help
                                                                   and treatment that they need. Some have
                                                                   even more vague symptoms including
                                                                   unexplained weight loss, reduced
                                                                   appetite, or abdominal pain. This could
                                                                   lead to them being referred several times
                                                                   for different tests for different cancers
                                                                   which is a waste of valuable time needed
                                                                   to start treatment. Symptoms also
                                                                   include fatigue, unexplained sweats, or
                                                                   generally feeling unwell.

                   One-stop                                            NHS England will adopt an
                                                                   approach developed in Denmark that

                   shops to aid                                    will see 10 specialist rapid diagnostic
                                                                   and assessment centres where patients

                   in cancer                                       receive all required investigations under
                                                                   one roof. “Early diagnosis is crucial to
                   diagnosis                                       saving lives and providing peace of mind
                                                                   for patients, which is why we are driving
                                                                   forward plans to revolutionise our
                                                                   approach to cancer in this country,” Cally
                       NHS England are introducing new             Palmer, national director for cancer at
                       ‘one-stop shops’ hoping to hasten cancer    NHS England said. “These new one-stop
                       diagnosis which will be rolled out across   shops represent a real step change in the
                       London. The hope is that they will help     way people with unclear symptoms are
                       to catch the disease earlier which would    identified, diagnosed and treated.”
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                                                                                                                 TfL                                         been handed over to a developer for
Photograph © Delta

                                                                                                                                                             a project that will see office and retail

                                                                                                                 developments on                             space as well as a new West End Theatre.
                                                                                                                                                             Planning permission has already been

                                                                                                                 Elizabeth line                              granted for this 285,000 sq ft project
                                                                                                                                                             that encompasses 209,000 sq ft of offices,

                                                                                                                 to bring major                              36,000 sq ft of retail and 40,000 sq ft
                                                                                                                                                             for the “first new West End theatre in a

                                                                                                                 revenue                                     generation.”
                                                                                                                                                                 Plans are also in place for 12 major
                                                                                                                                                             property developments around the new
                     Airlines face                                  at the time the ticket is booked. All
                                                                    airlines will be required to be completely
                                                                                                                                                             Elizabeth line stations and construction
                                                                                                                                                             sites. More than three million square
                     government                                     transparent over charges when quoting
                                                                    prices for tickets so people can make fair
                                                                                                                 Transport for London (TfL) has
                                                                                                                 proposed a “huge programme of
                                                                                                                                                             feet of high-quality office, retail, and
                                                                                                                                                             residential space between Paddington in
                     crackdown on                                   comparisons.
                                                                        Airlines could also be asked to
                                                                                                                 retail, commercial and residential
                                                                                                                 developments” on a number of proposed
                                                                                                                                                             the west and Woolwich in the East are
                                                                                                                                                             covered by these plans.
                     hidden rip-off                                 review their charges if it’s decided they
                                                                    are excessive. The new rules are likely
                                                                                                                 Elizabeth line stations in central London
                                                                                                                 as we approach the launch of the new
                                                                                                                                                                 “The Elizabeth line is set to redefine
                                                                                                                                                             travel across our city and it is fantastic
                     fees                                           to cover all add-on fees that are added
                                                                    through the ticket-buying process,
                                                                                                                 railway. These developments, TfL says,
                                                                                                                 could raise £500 million which could
                                                                                                                                                             to see the sites above some of the major
                                                                                                                                                             central London stations progressing,”
                                                                    including booking fees, seat reservations,   go towards improving transport in the       Graeme Craig, Director of Commercial
                                                                    charges for bags and charges for extra leg   capital.                                    Development at TfL, said. “These
                                                                    room.

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                                                                                                                     Agreements have already been signed     schemes will result in income of around
                            xtra charges that are added to              The Civil Aviation Authority ordered     for developments above Bond Street and      £500m and this will be reinvested in
                            the cost of an airline ticket just      a review of the terms and conditions         Farringdon stations while Tottenham         modernising and improving the transport
                            as you’re about to click ‘buy’ are      used by airlines almost two years ago. It    Court Road’s eastern ticket hall has        network.”
                     to be banned under a government plan.          announced then that it was looking into
                     Ministers are also drawing up plans to         admin fees and add-on charges to see
                     force airlines to scrap other rip-offs, such   whether they were fair, easily understood

                                                                                                                                                                                                           Photograph © TfL
                     as charging up to £160 just to change          and clearly displayed. The government
                     the name on an airline ticket, check in        said it wanted to ensure that passengers
                     luggage or print boarding passes.              were “not being penalised by unfair
                         The plans are in an aviation strategy      contract terms”. Some of the proposals
                     to be published by the Department of           are due to be published within weeks
                     Transport. This will state that all fees       with a more detailed paper following
                     and extra charges must be made clear           later in the year.

                                                                                                                 New Quietway                                Bayswater to Wormwood Scrubs, as well
                                                                                                                                                             as a number of ‘link’ routes.
                                                                                                                 cycle routes arrive                             All the routes feature innovative
                                                                                                                                                             new signage and road markings to help
                                                                                                                 in Kensington &                             cyclists find their way along roads they
                                                                                                                                                             may never have cycled along before,
                                                                                                                 Chelsea                                     and new infrastructure including
                                                                                                                                                             two new ‘parallel crossings’, allowing
                     Westminster is                                 offences.
                                                                        Westminster also took the top spot                                                   cyclists to cross busy junctions without
                                                                                                                                                             dismounting and changes to road layouts
                     London’s crime                                 for theft, in which 8,063 crimes were
                                                                    reported. Behind Westminster were            Kensington and Chelsea’s first Quietway
                                                                                                                 routes are now open and TfL and
                                                                                                                                                             to help reduce traffic speeds and raise
                                                                                                                                                             visibility for road users.
                     capital                                        Islington (5,905), Camden (5,893) and
                                                                    Hackney (3,589).                             the Royal Borough are inviting local
                                                                                                                 residents to try them out for themselves.
                                                                                                                                                                 The new routes are part of the
                                                                                                                                                             Mayor Sadiq Khan’s commitment to
                                                                        Using the police data, the top five
                                                                    crime-ridden London boroughs have                New cycle routes of around 8km are      record levels of spending on cycling.
                     Contrary to its tourist-friendly image,        been revealed:                               now in place, complementing a number        £169 million will be invested per year
                     new research by property buyers Good               Westminster - 68,888 crimes              of other cycling initiatives across the     on average over the next five years. The
                     Move has shown that Westminster is             committed                                    Capital such as mini-Hollands and Cycle     Council is exploring the next phase of
                     London’s worst borough for crime.                  Tower Hamlets - 44,548 crimes            Superhighways.                              routes that could be delivered in the next
                         With over one million crimes               committed                                        Quietways are designed to make          few years.
                     committed in London in 2017,                       Camden - 44,546 crimes committed         cycling more attractive by providing            Councillor Gerard Hargreaves, Lead
                     Westminster was the largest contributor            Lambeth - 44,117 crimes committed        continuous cycling routes away from         Member for Planning and Transport
                     totalling 68,888 reported incidents.There          Newham - 41,787 crimes committed         the busiest roads. The routes are ideal     said: “Residents are rightly concerned
                     are a number of causes behind this figure:         Ross Counsell, Director at Good          for people who are new to cycling but       about local air quality and helping
                     anti-social behaviour, which constituted       Move, said: “With crime rising in the        provide useful clearly marked links for     more people to cycle is one part of
                     a fifth of the crimes, remains a major         UK, we think it’s essential for people to    experienced cyclists too.                   our plan to get people out of their
                     problem in the borough. The second             be aware of exactly what’s happening in          The new network includes two longer     cars, reduce pollution and improve air
                     worst crime, constituting 14% of the           their area, as well as any area they might   numbered routes; Q15 which runs from        quality. I’d encourage all cyclists, new or
                     reported crimes, were violent and sexual       be thinking about moving to.”                Belgravia to Earl’s Court and Q2 from       experienced, to try out these routes.”
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                                                  Battersea Cats                                  home.
                                                                                                       The charity has warned of an increase
                                                                                                                                                             London Home Football
                                                  and Dogs home                                   of online ‘impulse purchases’ after buyer’s
                                                                                                  spot animals on social media auction
                                                                                                                                                             Traffic Watch
                                                  blame Facebook                                  sites instead of visiting a shelter.
                                                                                                       A new ‘dog for sale’ advert is created

                                                  for drop in                                     online every two minutes, while a new
                                                                                                  ‘cat for sale’ ad is created every four
                                                                                                                                                              Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham, QPR
                                                  rehomed pets                                    minutes in the UK.
                                                                                                       The result is that new owners are                      April 10                                                                  April 22
                                                                                                  turning their back on cats and dogs                         Fulham v Reading, 19:45                                                   Chelsea v Southampton,
                                                                                                  without a home. Last year Battersea                                                                                                   15:00
                                                                                                  rehomed 8% fewer dogs and 16% fewer                         April 10
      Photograph © Battersea Dogs and Cats Home

                                                                                                   cats than 2016 as more people turned to
                                                                                                   the internet to buy a new pet.
                                                                                                                                                              QPR v Sheffield                                                           April 28
                                                                                                       Peter Laurie, Battersea’s Deputy                       Wednesday, 19:45                                                          Fulham v Sunderland,
                                                                                                   Chief Executive, said: “You can buy                                                                                                  15:00
                                                                                                   a pet with the click of a mouse, often                     April 14
                                                                                                   with no idea if you’re going to get the                    Fulham v Brentford,                                                       April 28
                                                                                                   same animal as the cute photograph that                    17:30                                                                     QPR v Birmingham City,
                                                                                                   caught your eye and with no real idea of
                                                                                                   its background or personality.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        15:00
                                                                                                       “It’s animal rescues that then pick up                 April 14
                                                                                                   the pieces. In the first three months of                   QPR v Preston North                                                       May 5
                                                                                                   this year alone, we've taken in more than                  End, 15:00                                                                Arsenal v Burnley, 15:00
                                                                                                   100 dogs bought online, whose owners
                                                                                                   can no longer care for them, often due to                  April 21                                                                  May 5
                                                                                                   veterinary problems or behavioural issues
                                                                                                   they didn't know they had.”
                                                                                                                                                              Chelsea v Huddersfield                                                    Chelsea v Liverpool, 15:00
                                                                                                       Comedian Sue Perkins has joined the                    Town, 15:00
                                                                                                   Charity’s awareness campaign. She said:
                                                                                                       “Buying online is so risky; you don't                  April 22
                                                                                                   know what you’re getting and you could                     Arsenal v West Ham Utd,                                                   Compiled and edited by

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                                                        acebook and other social media is         be fuelling an irresponsible breeder.                       13:30                                                                     Fahad Redha
                                                        to blame for a fall in the number              “What lies beneath some of these
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                                                           ownerless   pets
                                                               PArkBee Ad    being
                                                                          March     adopted,
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                                                  according to Battersea Cats and Dogs            comes to pets, rescue is definitely best."

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                         Statue & Blue Plaque
                                                                                                                   Blue Plaque:                                stage acting and producing plays for a
Photograph © Don Grant

                                                                                                                                                               low budget repertory company. It was

                                                                                       STATUES
                                                                                                                   Jerome Klapka Jerome.                       a dreary life in dingy digs. However,
                                                                                                                                                               his play, On the Stage and Off had
                                                                                                                   (1859-1927)                                 some success in 1885. It relayed his
                                                                                                                                                               acting experiences. Next Jerome tried
                                                                                                                                                               journalism and submitted essays, satires
                                                                                                                                                               and short stories which were mostly
                                                                                                                                                               rejected. He also worked as a school
                                                                                                                   A Blue Plaque was erected at 91-104         teacher and solicitor’s clerk.
                                                                                                                   Chelsea Gardens, Chelsea Bridge Road.           Jerome persevered with writing and
                                                                                                                   SW1 8RQ in 1989, honouring Jerome           produced many plays, novels and essays.
                                                                                                                   K Jerome, who wrote his best seller,        Plays included Paul Kelver, considered
                                                                                                                   Three Men in a Boat, while living at        to be autobiographical, also The Passing
                                                                                                                   flat number 104. Jerome, a renowned         of the Third Floor Back (1908) which had
                                                                                                                   writer and humourist was the “Toast of      religious themes and was made into a
                                                                                                                   Victorian England”.                         film. Among his collections, Idle Thoughts
                                                                                                                       His father was Jerome Clapp, who        of an Idle Fellow were popular. Short
                                                                                                                   changed his name to Jerome Clapp            Stories included The Haunted Mill and
                                                                                                                   Jerome. He was a non-conformist, an         The Dancing Partner
                                                                                                                   ironmonger and an architect. Jerome’s           Jerome was rewarded with one very
                                                                                                                   mother, Marguerite Jones, was the           great success, his novel, Three Men in a
                                                                                                                   daughter of a solicitor and there were      Boat; this humorous travelogue was set
                                                                                                                   four children. Jerome also changed his      on the River Thames and written during
                                                                                                                   name, becoming Jerome Klapka Jerome.        his honeymoon. Jerome had married
                             Street Orderly                            with two pounds of rubbish per head
                                                                       per day. But that modest quantity,
                                                                                                                   Klapka was taken from a family friend
                                                                                                                   who was an exiled Hungarian General.
                                                                                                                                                               Elizabeth Henrietta Stanley Marris
                                                                                                                                                               (Ettie). This novel was immediately
                             Boy
                                                                       multiplied by the number of London’s        The Jeromes were a very poor family,        popular and increased boating activity
                                                                       population, means a year’s work of          due to a bad investment in the local coal
                                                                       over 1,300,000 cart-loads, and 300                                                      on the Thames by 50%! The honeymoon
                             By Donato Barcaglia                                                                   mines. Jerome was born in Walsall in the    couple were replaced by his friends,
                                                                       of such carts, if paraded in single file,
                                                                                                                   West Midlands, but grew up in London.       George Wingrave (George) and Carl
                                                                       complete with horses, would take up
                             Paddington Street Gardens                 a mile.                                     He lost both his parents during his         Hentschel (Harris). Jerome created a
                                                                           The inscription on the main plinth      teenage years.                              light hearted comedy for serious minded
                                                                       reads ‘Street Orderly Boy presented to          Jerome always wanted to be an MP,       readers. It is very entertaining, not

                             S
                                 itting on a plinth in this leafy      St Marylebone by Alderman David             but poverty enforced the abandonment        particularly sophisticated, and relies on
                                 backwater a stone’s throw from        Isaacs 1943’. The name on the base is       of his education from the Philological      understatement with wry and whimsical
                                 Marylebone Road’s relentless          of the sculptor Donato Barcaglia of         College (Later Marylebone Grammar           humour. It brings to mind the genre of
                                 teeming traffic sits a young boy,     Milan. He was born in 1849 in Pavia,        School) and he had to start work. He        A Diary of a Nobody by brothers, George
                                 cleaning one of his shoes. He is      and then trained in Milan and Rome,         had various jobs for which he had no
                             wearing a floppy hat in the shape of                                                                                              and Weedon Grossmith. Three Men in a
                                                                       becoming acclaimed for his fine,            enthusiasm. He was employed by the
                             an ARP Warden’s helmet from the           neoclassical works, the first of which                                                  Boat was translated into many European
                                                                                                                   London and North West Railway, at first     languages, made into films, TV and
                             last war. He would have been one          was carved in marble when he was
                             of a brigade of about five hundred                                                    picking up coal along the tracks. Later     Radio Shows and a Musical. It gave
                                                                       just seventeen, entitled Vendemmiatore,
                             men, women and boys, whose job            or the grape harvester, which was           being influenced by his sister, Blandina,   Jerome financial security. The sequel,
                             it was to clean the City, under the       installed in the Palazzo Reale in           who loved Theatre, he drifted on to the     Three Men on the Bummel (also known
                             watchful eye of the superintendent        Milan. Later subjects included                                                                           as Three Men on Wheels)
                             of the Honourable Commissioners           beautiful young nymphs in various                                                                        was not as popular. It
                             of Sewers, setting out at eight in the    poses with a pet dog, or startled by                                                                     was about a cycle trip in
                             evening to remove all the slops, house    a mouse. A naked girl with Cupid                                                                         France.
                             refuse, horse droppings and street-       on her shoulders holding his hands                                                                           Jerome, a lovable
                             sweepings that had accumulated            over her eyes is called Love is Blind.
                             during the previous day, before                                                                                                                    and determined man,
                                                                       He became interested in verismo, or
                             washing the streets overnight.            highly realistic genre subjects, and                                                                     volunteered for service in
                             According to a contemporary study         he produced a number of variations                                                                       World War One when
                             on the disposal of London’s rubbish,      of a boy sitting nonchalently on a                                                                       he was 56 years of age.
                             a year’s pickings would yield, among      socle, one called Spazzacamino, or                                                                       He was rejected so drove
                             other things, 15 tons of coals, 63 tons   Chimney Sweep, and another bronze                                                                        ambulances for the
                             of bones, 100 tons of rags, 60 tons       simply called Street Urchin. It is                                                                       French Army instead.
                             of old iron, 5 tons of miscellaneous      not known whether Barcaglia ever                                                                             Jerome K Jerome
                             metal, 14 tons of white glass, and 52     came to London, although he did                                                                          died from a cerebral
                             tons of black glass. In 1886, 20,600      exhibit in Boston, Philadelphia, and                                                                     haemorrhage in
                             tons of dust were collected, and the      Buenos Aires. He died in 1930, and                                                                       Northampton during the
                             materials, when sorted out, were in       the Alderman gave the sculpture to
                             the following proportions per 1,000                                                                                                                return journey from a
                                                                       the borough in 1943, presumably
                             tons: ashes 536 tons, cinders 288         having purchased it abroad. He had                                                                       holiday in Devon. He
                             tons, soft core (being animal and         previously donated a large bas-relief                                                                    was cremated at Golders
                             vegetable refuse) 142 tons, hard core     sculpture by Gilbert Bayes outside                                                                       Green Crematorium and
                             (being broken pottery, etc.) 29 tons,     Lord’s Cricket Ground, on the corner                                                                     his ashes are buried at St
                             coals 1½ tons, bones 2½ tons, rags        of Wellington Road and St John’s                                                                         Mary's Church, Ewelme,
                             4¼ tons, old iron 3½ tons, brass,         Wood Road, which celebrates Sport,                                                                       Oxfordshire with his wife,
                             pewter, etc., 5 cwt., white glass 15      and includes tennis, golf, rugby,                                                                        his sister and his step
                             cwt., black glass 2¼ tons. Taking the     football, rowing, swimming and, of                                                                       daughter.
                             whole of London, a ton of house           course, cricket, with the inscription
                             refuse and street sweepings has to be     ‘Play up, play up and play the game’,
                             got rid of each year for every three                                                                                                             His epitaph reads:
                                                                       from Sir Henry Newbolt’s Vitai
                             of its population. In other words, the    Lampada.                                                                                               “For We are Labourers
                             cleansers of London have to deal          Don Grant                                                                                              Together for God”.

                                                                                                                                                                              Marian Maitland
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                      “Imaginative                                Westminster, funding youth clubs, and
                                                                                                                  Child poverty

                                                                                                                                                                                                               Photograph © Flickr
                                                                  tackling isolation and loneliness. The

                      initiative” gets                            scheme is similar to a project that was
                                                                  adopted in Cornwall in 2016, where              on the rise in
                      green light in                              second-home owners in some areas were
                                                                  asked to voluntarily contribute towards         London
                      Westminster                                 funding affordable housing in the county,
                                                                  raising £38,000 in its first month.
                                                                      Cllr Nickie Aiken, Leader of
                                                                                                                  Over half of children in three areas
                                                                  Westminster City Council, said: “The
                                                                                                                  of west London are living in poverty,
                                                                  voluntary Westminster Community

                      T
                                                                                                                  according to the End Child Poverty
                              he Westminster Community            Contribution offers a fair way for those
                                                                                                                  coalition. The figures also show that there
                              Contribution is set to go ahead     who want to contribute more towards
                                                                                                                  are 23 wards in west London where
                              after a consultation found strong   the Westminster community to do so.”
                                                                                                                  the rate is over 40%. This is all based
                      support a new scheme that will allow            The Archbishop of York, Dr
                                                                                                                  the proportion living in low income
                      its wealthiest residents to pay an extra    John Sentamu, said: “I congratulate
                                                                                                                  households after housing costs (AHC).
                      voluntary tax for social projects.          Westminster City Council and I fully
                                                                                                                  A person is considered to be living in
                          The scheme has been recommended         endorse their imaginative initiative. May
                                                                                                                  poverty if their household income is
                      by Cabinet after a survey of residents in   all of us who are willing to do this be
                                                                                                                  below 60% of the average figure.
                      the highest Council Tax band, Band H.       given the facility to do so. Thank you,
                                                                                                                  Westminster’s Church Street has
                      Over 400 people responded positively by     Thank you! You are fantabulous!”
                                                                                                                  56.1%, or 1,700 children growing up in
                      saying they would support                                                                   poverty and is among the nation’s worse.
                      an opportunity to pay                                                                       Meanwhile, Queen’s Gate in Kensington
                      more for the benefit of the                                                                 and Chelsea has the lowest in west
                      community.                                                                                  London with only one in 26 or 3.9% of
                          Residents of the most                                                                   children living in poverty.                   worse areas include four wards in Tower
                      expensive properties will                                                                   Four of the top five wards, Church Street,    Hamlets and one each in Birmingham,
                      be invited to consider                                                                      Churchill, Westbourne, and Queens Park        Blackpool, Burnley, Liverpool and
                      voluntarily paying an                                                                       are all in Westminster, while three of        Manchester.
                      amount double the Band                                                                      the lowest five, Queens Gate, Campden,        “It is scandalous that a child born in
                      H Council tax (£833),                                                                       and Courtfield are all in Kensington and      some parts of the UK now has a greater
                      although any donations will                                                                 Chelsea.                                      chance of growing up in poverty than
                      be welcomed.                                                                                Across the UK there are a total of 87         being in a family above the breadline,”
                          Money raised by the                                                                     electoral wards with over 50% of children     Dr Sam Royston, chair of End Child
                      scheme would be used                                                                        living in poverty, a huge increase from       Poverty and director of policy and
                      towards rough sleeping in                                                                   2015 when there were only 21. The             research at the Children’s Society said.

                                                                                            England, which
                                                                                                                  Wandsworth                                    new homes currently under construction.
Photograph © Flickr

                                                                                            is responsible for                                                  In addition to this the Council has an
                                                                                            the preservation
                                                                                            of historic           Council lays                                  announced plans to build 1,000 new
                                                                                                                                                                affordable homes across the borough
                                                                                            buildings in the
                                                                                            country, has listed   foundations                                   for both social rent and low cost
                                                                                                                                                                home ownership, alongside two large
                                                                                            it as top priority.
                                                                                            Work is needed        for huge                                      regeneration housing programmes in
                                                                                                                                                                Roehampton and Clapham Junction,
                                                                                            to remove graffiti
                                                                                            as well as to         infrastructure                                plus planned investment of £150m in
                                                                                                                                                                improving its existing homes portfolio.
                                                                                            clear the drains
                                                                                            and gutters. But      investment                                    The council’s finance spokesman Guy
                                                                                                                                                                Senior said: “It is important the council
                                                                                            Wealdstone                                                          continues to invest in improving the
                                                                                            police station is                                                   borough’s infrastructure so that it
                                                                                            just one of nine                                                    continues to meet the needs of local
                                                                                            new entries from      Wandsworth Council has announced              residents and businesses.”
                                                                                            West London to        further investment in improving the
                      Historic buildings                          enter the register in 2017.                     borough’s infrastructure over the next
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Photograph © Wandsworth Borough Council

                                                                  Number 2 Gasholder at Fulham Gas                two years. An extra £17m will be spent
                      at risk of falling                          Works in Sands End Lane, near the
                                                                  Worlds End Estate, is another Grade
                                                                                                                  on improving school buildings, providing
                                                                                                                  new school places, and expanding
                      apart                                       II listed building. It was built in 1830
                                                                  and is thought to be the world’s oldest
                                                                                                                  facilities for children and young people.
                                                                                                                  Over the next two years £7.7m will be
                                                                  surviving gasholder. The entrance arch at       spent improving Wandsworth’s transport
                                                                  Kensington and Chelsea’s Gasper Mews            infrastructure, resurfacing roads and
                                                                  is also top priority for the watchdog.          pavements and implementing road
                      As many as nine historic Buildings in       The arch leads into a cul-de-sac and            layout improvements and traffic calming
                      London were declared at risk of falling     has deteriorated, showing visible cracks        measures.
                      apart in 2017. These include the former     according to the report.                        A further £3.5m will be spent providing
                      Wealdstone police station. Built in 1908,   There 179 total structures in west              a new larger and more modern library
                      the Grade II listed building in High        London on the Heritage at Risk register         in Wandsworth town centre along
                      Street was added to Historic England’s      with Kensington and Chelsea having the          with a planned spend total of £30m
                      Heritage at Risk register last year. The    highest at 43. Other entries to the list        for Nine Elms in the next two year,
                      former police, which once comprised         include the draped woman sculpture in           intended provide social and transport
                      a magistrates’ court, has been empty        Hammersmith, the Church of St Peter in          infrastructure for the new residents and
                      since 2015 and was used by squatters        Ealing, and Kew Bridge Railway Station          businesses who will occupy the 20,000
                      before being boarded up. Historic           in Hounslow.
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Opinion & Comment
                                                                                                        Democracy leads to populism, populism
                                                                                                                                                       Why we need
  MARIUS BRILL’S                                                                                        is a cult of personality and the ultimate
                                                                                                        personality is a demagogue, a tyrant, a
                                                                                                        dictator.                                      more Leveson
  MEMEING OF LIFE
  Meme: An element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another...
                                                                                                            Democracy is one of humanity’s most
                                                                                                        sacred memes, even Popes get elected. It’s
                                                                                                        an idea that’s been around so long you’d
                                                                                                        have thought we would have a handle
                                                                                                                                                       By Peter Burden

                                                                                                        on it by now. Yet it remains so nebulous
                                                                                                        Wikipedia just says “No consensus exists

Democrafatigue                                           go there out of respect for an historical      on how to define democracy, but legal          The events, crimes, you could say, that
                                                         idea but everyone knows it’s barely fit        equality, political freedom and rule of        led up to the first Leveson inquiry have
                                                         for purpose when, in their pockets, they       law have been identified as important          dwindled into the mist in our rear view
                                                         have the ability to instantly connect to       characteristics.” Like ‘Art’ its lack of       mirror, as high profile scandals tend to
                                                         the 65 million other people who live in        definition is both its strength and its        after all the shoutings done.
It’s raining. I’m upstairs on the                        the UK, to say nothing of the rest of the      weakness. We can’t dismantle it but we             Just to remind you: one British
no. 49 to Clapham Junction in                            developed world.                               can’t enshrine it either. It’s anything        ‘newspaper’, so derided for the relentless
                                                             You might think that the enforced          we want it to be. A chore in Clapham,          grubbiness of the news it purveyed that it
a humid breath fug. Two gents                            slow speed of our pencil and paper             a liberation in Soweto. Whether it’s to        was known as the News of the Screws, was
are sitting in front of me, “May                         democracy might encourage serious              elect another bunch of narcissists into        found to have been earwigging messages
                                                         contemplation of the issues being voted        Parliament or rip away our European            left in the voicemail boxes of Prince
3rd. More bloody elections.                              on but, nowadays my opinion changes            citizenship, it can be both inane and          William’s and Prince Harry’s staff. Or
Might as well move in to the                             seven times before breakfast. I scroll         profound.                                      rather, the paper’s management claimed,
                                                         through headlines on my phone before I             On Thursday 3rd of May, on the             they had been listened to by one ‘rogue
voting booth I’m in there so                             get dressed, listen to the radio as I shave,   face of it, all we’re doing is electing a      reporter’, a shabby little ‘royal editor’
often.”                                                  and before the first oat hits the bottom       bunch of faceless Council bureaucrats to       called Clive Goodman, with the help of
                                                         of my bowl I’ve encountered countless          oversee our parking permits and deny us        an outside contractor, Glenn Mulcaire,
“Yeah.”                                                  arguments and I’m ready to voice my            planning permissions for our basements.        who knew how to get into other
“It’s bigger than most flats                             outrage, or support, for things I had no       But, in reality, this is the last official     people’s voicemail accounts and listen to
                                                         idea existed an hour before, let alone         democratic opportunity to put our              messages.
round here anyway.”                                      cared about.                                   opinion to Parliament before Brexit.               To begin with the paper got
“And you get a free pencil.”                                 The system has problems. Even              It can’t be understated how important          away with it, by co-operating in the
                                                         back in its early days, when chaps with        this local election is. If it doesn’t matter   prosecution of Goodman and Mulcaire,
“I don’t understand why MPs                              beards were still working out how to           what colour of politics runs your rubbish      and the resignation of the editor, Andy
can’t decide anything on their                           plague generations of schoolchildren           collection, if you believe that British        Coulson, who felt that, although he
                                                         with fiendish calculations for working         sense of decency and fair play means           knew ‘absolutely nothing’ about what had
own without asking everybody                             out hypotenuses and other tangents,            tolerance even of bally foreigners, if         happened, he was responsible because
to go and vote all the time.”                            Plato spotted the fundamental flaw             your life (like mine) only exists because      it happened ‘on his watch’. There were
                                                         in democracy. “The insatiable desire           immigrants were allowed to escape here

I
                                                                                                                                                       many obvious, ridiculous anomalies
     groan slightly at the luxury of                     of [freedom],” he says in his Republic,        from wartorn Europe, if you’re happy           in the claims by the bosses of ‘News
     their Democrafatigue and they                       “introduces the change in democracy,           being a European, if you were born a           International’ (Rupert Murdoch’s British
     shut up. But I’m left with a couple                 which occasions a demand for tyranny.          European, if your family are European,         operation which had owned the rag
of thoughts: Democracy’s clearly not                     … When a democracy which is thirsting          if you have children who may need the          since Murdoch snatched it from under
getting the respect it used to and, it’s                 for freedom has evil cupbearers presiding      work opportunities that a 27 country           Robert Maxwell’s nose in 1969) that a
been over a hundred years since he was                   over the feast, and has drunk too deeply       bloc can offer, if your property is losing     ‘single rogue reporter’ was guilty of these
cited in the Court of Appeal but the man                 of the strong wine of freedom, then,           value as London loses international            crimes. The paper was nevertheless able
on the Clapham Omnibus/Routemaster                       unless her rulers are very amenable and        significance, if you want the Troubles         to sustain this fantasy from the time of
is alive and well and reeking of Old                     give a plentiful draught, she calls them to    in Northern Ireland to never return, if        the arrest of Goodman and Mulcaire in
Spice.                                                   account and punishes them.” Democracy,         you want the economy to turn around,           2006, until 2009 when the truth began
    On the other hand, Democracy in the                  Plato argues, naturally leads to tyranny       if you want the focus of our politicians       to seep out like a bad smell from the
internet age seems much less robust.                     unless democratic leaders are benign.          to go back to genuinely pressing               box of wrongdoing on which they had
For a start, the technology, a piece of                  He recognised democratic voters elect          domestic issues like the funding of the        been heavily sitting. It was becoming
paper, a pencil and a balsa wood booth,                  personalities not policies. We vote in         NHS… then only vote for a party that           increasingly clear that thousands of
is centuries behind most other opinion                   our image. We vote for people. Which           definitively supports a referendum on the      individuals’ mobile phones had been
collating mechanisms. According to the                   means that the policies of those with          final Brexit deal: Vote Lib Dem, Vote          hacked by Screws’ hacks, and even now,
Office of National Statistics, “90% of                   charisma, or sheer force of personality,       Green, Vote Renew, Vote Remain. Send           nine years after the original revelations
men and 88% of women” and “virtually                     always trump (forgive the pun) boring          a message and use democracy like it’s still    many more similar cases have been
all adults aged 16 to 34 years (99%)”                    people with ideas of good governance.          in fashion.                                    emerging from the Screws daily sister, the
are internet users. Compare that to the                                                                                                                Sun.
historic high voting booth user rate of                                                                                                                    News International had been
just 68.8% in the last election.                                                                                                                       willingly supported in their efforts to
    Most of the UK has access to instant                                                                                                               keep the lid on the box by the inertia
polling and voting on everything from a                                                                                                                of under-inquisitive politicians of both
blue/gold dress to feeding celebrities live                                                                                                            main parties who did not want to upset
cockroaches and they attract more voters                                                                                                               the owners of the Sun, the Screws, the
than your average election. More people                                                                                                                Times and the Sunday Times.
know how to use Facebook than a voting                                                                                                                     In July 2009, the Guardian published
slip. If we cherish democracy, rather than                                                                                                             a story by their top investigative reporter,
just give it lip service, and expect it to be                                                                                                          Nick Davies, that News International
relevant, we really need to help it adapt                                                                                                              had settled a claim for damages as a
to modern life. For my university-aged                                                                                                                 result of phone hacking by payment of
kids, visiting a school hall with makeshift                                                                                                            a large sum (“a million pounds”) to the
booths, that don’t even take whacky                                                                                                                    director of the Professional Footballers
photos to upload to Instagram, is akin                                                                                                                 Association, Gordon Taylor.
to entering some ancient church. You
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A show of indignation was staged by the       newspapers required to comply with it.
Commons Select Committee for Culture          Cameron declared that he
Media and Sport, chaired by conservative      would implement all Leveson’s                     DUDLEY SUTTON’S
John Whittingdale, whose main aim was         recommendations, but once again,
not to shake the bow on which the wasps’
nest dangled too vigorously.
                                              pusillanimous politicians allowed
                                              themselves to be pushed around by heavy
                                                                                                I WISH I HAD WRITTEN THAT
    The then Leader of the Opposition,        lobbying not only from the Murdochs,
David Cameron had, at the behest of his       but also by the Barclay brothers who own
colleague, George Osborne, employed           The Telegraph (fast degenerating into a
the disgraced Andy Coulson as his head        tabloid) and of course, Paul Dacre, ogre-         From A Childhood
of communications. Rebekah Brooks,            in-chief at the Daily Mail.                       By Rainer Maria Rilke
a former editor of the paper and now              As a result, the new body, Impress,
chief executive of News UK (into which        set up under the terms of the Royal
News International has morphed) had           Charter, failed to win support from any
developed a cosy relationship with            major print or digital media players. In          The darkness was like riches in the room
Cameron, who, it seems, along with            an implausible attempt to compel these
a large number of his parliamentary           newspapers to accept the jurisdiction             in which the boy sat, secret in himself.
colleagues, had been prepared to thrust       of the new watchdog, the government
his head as far as possible up the nether     threatened to trigger Section 40 of the
regions of Murdoch’s alimentary canal in      Crime and Courts Act 2013, which                  And when his mother came in, as in dreams,
return for good press.                        meant effectively that those publications
    This feeble tolerance of criminal         that didn’t submit to the new                     a glass trembled on the quiet shelf -
behaviour could no longer be sustained        independent regulator would have to
when it was found that the paper had          bear the legal costs of all complainants;         she felt the room give her away and stooped
hacked the phone of Milly Dowler, a           whether they won or lost!
teenage victim of sexual murder. The              The maverick papers (and even the
paper had to close, and was shortly           more ethical ones) erupted into shouts            to kiss her boy: ‘You’re here?’… Then half shy
followed by the start of the promised         of “FOUL!” and tirades about the
concomitant Leveson Inquiry, set up           gagging of a free press. It’s impossible          they both turned their eyes to the piano,
to discover “the culture, practices and       to believe that government legislators
ethics of the press, including contacts       didn’t know this would happen, and the            for many an evening when she sang to him
between the press and politicians and         whole process would stub its toe again, as
the press and the police.” It was also        it had after the Calcutt Report in 1990.
“to consider the extent to which the          It seems likely that there was a tongue           the child was caught strangely in her singing.
current regulatory regime has failed and      firmly lodged inside a ministerial cheek
whether there has been a failure to act       when the threat was first made.
upon any previous warnings about media            The originally proposed second part
misconduct.” Inevitably, the actions of       of Sir Brian Leveson’s inquiry (Leveson           He sat quite still. His big gaze
journalists and management at the News        2) was intended to examine the extent
of the World was the primary focus.           of unlawful or improper conduct within
At that stage it was limited with regard      News International and other media                hung on her hand, bowed underneath the ring
to the depth of its questioning, since        organisations. It would also consider
new criminal prosecutions were in the         the extent to which any relevant police           and stepping as though in heavy blown snow
offing, and some actions of the witnesses     force investigated allegations relating
summoned to appear would be sub-              to News International, and whether                over the white piano-keys.
judice.                                       the police received corrupt payments or
    Nevertheless, a comprehensive airing      were otherwise complicit in misconduct,
of the culture and methods prevailing,        as uncovered by ongoing investigations             (trans. Susan Ranson and Marielle Sutherland)
particularly among the non-serious            by the police in Operations Weeting,
press; the Tabloids, the Red Tops,            Elveden and Tuleta.
the Shag Rags, was achieved. It was               The current Secretary of State for
clearly established that the organisation     Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, Matt
charged with policing press behaviour,        Hancock has recently confirmed the
The Press Complaints Commission, had
failed as hopelessly as anyone would have
                                              government’s lack of appetite for further
                                              antagonising their friends in the press        SUSCRIBE & SUPPORT
expected of a body set up and controlled      by formally slinging out Leveson 2. His
by the press it was supposed to regulate;     justification is that there is no longer       KCW Today. See page 15 for details
like alcoholics running a brewery, it was     any need to examine whether or not the
widely suggested.                             press and the police have engaged in cosy
    The PCC had been set up in 1990,          financial relationships with each other,     in Britain). Whether or not she has as
following a searching inquiry by the          while a number of cases that had been        cosy a relationship with Theresa May
Calcutt committee in to the inadequacies      opened as a result of the various police     as with her predecessor has not been
of its fore-runner, the Press Council. This   operations have been quietly closed.         revealed.
committee had also recommended a truly        After the failure of the CPS to bring            Apart from this, there is still a
independent watchdog, but sensitive           about guilty verdicts in the 2014 trial of   large amount of historic and ongoing
politicians, always paranoid about            many of the parties involved in events
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                                                                                           press activity which urgently needs
negative press, had caved in and allowed      at News International, it’s been back to     the attention of precisely the inquiry
press self-regulation to continue.            business for some of the major players.      that Leveson 2 was intended to be. It
Leveson recommended very strongly             Rebekah Brooks, who pleaded not guilty       is depressing for lovers of truth to see
that this had to stop, and a new entirely     to compliance in criminal phone hacking      politicians so predictably roll over and
independent body must be established,         on the grounds of her own incompetence,      allow themselves to be flattered into
not a statutory body, as this would have      is nevertheless so beloved by her boss,      submission by aggressive, unprincipled
been perceived as a form of government        Rupert and his sons, that they made her      newspaper proprietors with clear political
censorship, but an organisation set up        CEO of News UK (the Murdochs’ re-            agendas of their own.
and approved by Royal Charter, with all       branded newspaper publishing operation
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